Feng Couch Luan Luan

What do you want to do? !

Xia Yunze's face was pale, and he was struggling to die, screaming loudly after being rubbed: "No! Stop it! I'm going to be angry!"

If you want to make trouble, please see if the occasion is good!I don't want anything to happen in this water pavilion that is surrounded by wind and people will be watching at any time!Besides, I'm here to eat noodles, not deliver meat!

Xiao Mingxuan held him down with one hand, with a fierce look in his eyes, he said, "You promised me before."

"Obviously it's you, you're threatening and luring!" Xia Yunze defended without confidence, swearing to die with Tintin in his arms, begging: "I'll exchange it for other good things, okay?"

Xiao Mingxuan stopped his movements to see what trump card he could come up with.

Xia Yunze shivered, pulled out his atlas of matchstick figurines from his arms, and spread them out in front of Xiao Mingxuan like a treasure: "Look! Isn't it very useful!"

The corners of Xiao Mingxuan's mouth twitched. Although he couldn't sit still in the study, at least he had been influenced by his brother for a few days in art, and his aesthetics was online, so he couldn't speak a word of good-looking when he was full of matchstick figures.

"What's the use of this?" He simply hugged Xiaohuang's wife on his lap, holding her with one hand, and began to be dishonest with the other.

"You can strengthen your body!" Xia Yunze had an occupational disease, and without even bothering to pull his uncle's salty pig's hand out of his clothes, he happily pointed to the legend on it and explained to him in detail, "Look at this movement, it is your brother's current position." Practice, strengthen the chest muscles and arm strength, look at this again, practice thighs, this, butt practice, look at this again, the most powerful abdominal muscles can make dragon flags, can you do it?"

He took turns pointing at push-ups, squats, deadlifts, and a series of abdominal abuse movements, and finally gave Xiao Mingxuan a provocative look, and said, "Use this method to train soldiers, and make sure they are all mighty and majestic."

He was afraid that he would not be convincing enough, so he simply lifted his clothes and started to show, "I used to be thinner than your brother, but after practicing for a year, I don't have to worry about losing face when I'm shirtless!"

Although compared to the muscular man in front of him, he is like a toothpick to a chicken leg, the results are remarkable, and in time he can become a muscular tyrant. Even if he can't crush Xiao Mingxuan, at least he won't let him overthrow him with one hand... right?

"Embroidered pillow, can you go to battle and kill the enemy?" Xiao Mingxuan poked his thin and tight abdominal muscles, made a swallowing movement in his throat, looked at his album with a bit of curiosity, but still disgusted in his mouth: "When you are fighting, no one will see how many good skins you have on your body."

He said no, but his body was very honest, Xiao Mingxuan pulled out a hand, took his matchstick figurine album, browsed it roughly, and looked thoughtful.

"Hey! You have the strength to hold knives and guns when your flesh and skin are strong!" Xia Yunze curled his lips, physical training is much more important than trick skills, without physical endurance and explosive power, no matter how smooth and smooth the moves are, they are nothing but airs, okay?

Of course, Xiao Mingxuan, a muscular man with strange strength who has practiced since he was a child, can't understand the suffering of a weak chicken. I heard that he has never lost a fight since he was a child. Empathy?Hehehe!

Xia Yunze really wanted him to travel to his body to experience it, or to travel to the prince's body, ha!By the way, experience what it's like to be knocked down with one hand by another rough guy!

He was trying to figure it out, with a weird smile on the corner of his mouth, Xiao Mingxuan pinched his face suddenly, and asked: "You practice like this, what do you want to be?"

Xia Yunze was still immersed in fantasies, without thinking, he opened his mouth and answered, "You are like this."

"Oh?" Xiao Mingxuan's eyes flickered, he grabbed his hand and pressed it on his chest, and asked in a low voice: "Little sister-in-law like me?"

Xia Yunze nodded in a daze, followed the trend with a set of [-] touches, his tough and firm muscles made him salivate, and murmured: "It would be great if it could grow on me..."

He practiced desperately in his previous life, but after all, he couldn't compare to the strong and stylish physique that others have done with real swords and guns.

Unintentionally, a word made my brother-in-law so emotional that he couldn't help himself, threw the small drawing book aside, and began to concentrate on collecting the bills.

"Hey! What are you doing?!"

The evening wind blows gently on the surface of the lake, causing ripples, and the withered lotus leaves whisper to each other, making soft whispers.

"It's agreed, change it... change a chicken, you fucking lighten up!"

The bamboo curtain trembled slightly, and the shadow of the candle fluttered, mixed with someone's low cry of stubborn resistance.

"How shameless are you to receive two gifts on one birthday... oh..."

The fire in the small clay stove has not been extinguished, and there are several crackling sounds, covering the sound of clothes rubbing.

"All right, all right, I admit it, you do it well...don't be a monster..."

The little sister-in-law is full of energy, and she wants to hate everyone she sees.

"Mingxuan...Shenzhi...Second Brother...Please be a human being!"

It's a pity that someone confiscated the gun, so I can only grit my teeth and hate secretly-big, big, big, big, why is your nose so long.

"You fucking bully me..."

He bit his lips, and a string of sticky hums escaped from his nasal cavity, soft and delicate, seemed angry and annoyed, the person who listened to him was not doing well, he was so ashamed that he buried his face in the other's shoulder, and sneered He gritted his teeth, and finally brought out his crying——

"You wait for me to become a strong man before I come to seek revenge on you!"

"How do you take revenge and turn me into medicine dregs?" Xiao Mingxuan chuckled next to his ear, hot breath penetrated into his ears, "I'm waiting!"

Xia Yunze grasped the carved railing, his knuckles turned white, and his forehead was covered with sweat.

"I really want Brother Prince to come and have a look."

What a broken brother!Always suffocating, wanting to make big news for his brother.

He was trembling, let out a hasty sigh, raised his neck, his body straightened, collapsed after a while, and snuggled limply in the arms of the perpetrator.

After finally stroking his chest to calm down, Xia Yunze was so ashamed and angry that he couldn't believe that the voice that was so sweet and flirtatious just now was made by himself, it was completely comparable to the prince's coquettish chants that he heard on the wedding night!

I am obviously a straight man of steel!

Although the half moon is so romantic, the adulterer under the moonlight looks particularly good-looking, but why does his tough guy soul full of iron and blood make people squeeze into cotton candy?

He lowered his head, ashamed and confused, with a peaceful emptiness after the ammunition had been unloaded.

So in addition to his never-to-be-leaved empress in the palace, did he also have a peerless concubine who was born out of nowhere?

Xia Yunze frowned, staring at Xiao Mingxuan taking out a handkerchief to wipe off his newly baked concubine, his face was cloudy and unpredictable, very exciting.

The latter stared furiously at him, glared at him, and asked, "Why are you in a daze? A small head can think wildly all day long."

Xia Yunze was a little embarrassed, thinking that men really are creatures who love the new and dislike the old, and after being served by a new favorite, they suddenly feel that the old love is boring.

He groaned and couldn't tell why, he was lazily nestled in Xiao Mingxuan's arms and didn't want to move, and said out of nowhere: "Do you want to do to me? Hu Yanlin did to your brother?" about?"

Xiao Mingxuan instinctively wanted to answer "I'm different from that bastard man", but felt that he couldn't speak too harshly and cut off his retreat, so he replied vaguely: "That's not a bad thing, if you don't believe me, just ask me elder brother."

Please spare me!To ask the prince about his experience of being exploded, the couple would have to turn into a pair of steamed crabs, embarrassing!

Xia Yunze sighed, scratched his head, and felt that he was still happy as a single dog, he didn't have to worry about anything, he had three full meals a day, he was free and happy.

Unlike him now, not only has he become a married person, but he also gets stolen by his uncle from time to time. Just thinking about it makes him hot, thrilling and exciting.

Since the crown prince was mentioned, he simply followed the topic. Xiao Mingxuan lowered his head and rubbed his ears with him, and said: "I heard that the prince's brother prepared a bloody BMW for me, but you have bought it?"

Are you sending secret guards or paparazzi, and you have to report this kind of shit?

Xia Yunze waved his hand, and used a nonchalant tone to cover up Jiehu's guilty conscience: "The blood-sweat horse is thin and light, and it is not suitable for you to ride. I am afraid that you will crush it when you go up on it."

Xiao Mingxuan looked at him with a half-smile, and asked, "Who says you can't ride if you're skinny?"

Xia Yunze didn't hear the meaning in his words, so he laughed a few times, and honestly admitted that he actually wanted it—except for riding a horse for a few days on the way to Qi Country, he hadn't even galloped on the grassland once.

"What's so difficult about this?" Xiao Mingxuan responded generously, "It will be autumn in a few days, and I will take you there to have fun."

"So good?" Xia Yunze's eyes lit up, and he thought about his heroic posture of slaying everywhere, and his heart jumped for joy, but when he thought that his immediate boss was Xiao Mingyue, his spirits became a little weak.

It's one thing to cheat on someone's queen, but it's too disrespectful to Donggong to lead the horse and rein with the uncle in full view.

Anyway, help others to do things, and can't lie to a hard-working horse for nothing.

"There's something, I don't know if it should be said or not..." He looked up at Xiao Mingxuan, he was hypocritically polite at first, but this guy was not polite to him at all, and cut off the conversation directly: "Then don't talk about it."

Nima!I took off my pants and you told me to stop talking?

Xiao Mingxuan sneered: "My brother never sees a rabbit or stalks a hawk, so he won't make a loss-making business, and only a fool like you is willing to be his pawn."

"You know?" Xia Yunze said with a smile on his face, "Then give me an accurate answer!"

The East Palace has been infiltrated into a sieve by him, since Xiao Mingxuan knew that he was in trouble, he naturally knew what he was up to, so he simply opened the skylight and spoke honestly.

Xiao Mingxuan glared at him sullenly, with a look of resentment: "Which man would be so useless as to ask his wife to be a lobbyist, and he wouldn't be afraid of you getting hurt?"

"I'm a man..." He looked at his brother-in-law's face, and swallowed back "what can I suffer" in time.

The prince didn't know that he was a man, but he knew that Xiao Mingxuan had a heart for him, so he let him come to Xiao Mingxuan to say that Xiang was undoubtedly drifting on the edge of a cliff, and the car might overturn.

"A horse hooked you, and you are promising!"

Xia Yunze listened to the training with his head down, not daring to fart.

The prince's behavior is indeed unethical, but he has nothing to do with it. Anyway, they are married, so there is no need to use the standards that a wife requires of a husband to demand from him.

Otherwise, he should be laid off when the adultery is discovered on the wedding night.

"It's me this time, how about asking you to lobby other men in the future?"

I go!I dont go!Come to make an understanding and guess whether I will go or not, you jealous vat!

Xia Yunze patted his chest muscles lightly to calm his emotions, and coaxed him softly: "I'm not stupid, I came here because it was you."

You want me to come, who the hell doesn't want to come, which kid doesn't want to come!

Besides, he doesn't know anyone else, so he's talking nonsense.

Tight coaxing and slow coaxing, only then did he calm down the fierce-looking uncle.

No wonder people say that the eldest sister-in-law is like a mother. To this kind of bear child, can you show the patience of a loving mother?

If it was his own, he probably wanted to stuff it back.

Xiao Mingxuan was in a good mood after being fed rice soup repeatedly by him, and said: "Okay, go back and tell your husband, I will accept Lian Ziyu's matter."

When the banquet is over, I just meet that person alone for a while, no matter what his reason for coming, if you put him under your nose, you can't make any troubles.

Even if Lian Ziyu's matter was exposed, the two of them remained tender for a while, and there were long and short whistles from the shore.

Xia Yunze quickly straightened his clothes and stood up, saying in a low voice, "Caiwei is calling me."

"Oh." Xiao Mingxuan reluctantly let go of him, took advantage of his turning around and patted his buttocks, and said with a low smile, "Go, my little pony."

Xia Yunze turned his head and glared angrily, listen, is this a human speech? !