Feng Couch Luan Luan

Xia Yunze was dreaming of being chased by a hot girl in the gym and asking, "Coach, do you see if this is a corgi butt or a peach butt", but before he could answer, he was stabbed and woke up.

The candle was still burning, and the light and shadow were flickering. Looking at the serious and cold handsome face of a debt collector, he wanted to cry but had no tears.

The big dishes have just arrived on the table, let alone move the chopsticks, and you are dragged off the table before you can smell it. Who can bear it?

"What are you doing here again?!" He gritted his teeth angrily, if he couldn't beat him, believe it or not, he would teach you how to be a man in minutes?

Xiao Mingxuan's expression was complicated, annoyed and happy at the same time, feeling that the whole person was divided.

"The dark guard said there was movement in the bedroom, I'll come over and take a look."

Xia Yunze really wanted to spray him with an alpaca.

This is a bedroom and not a private house, so it's strange that there is no movement.

Fortunately, his brain cells woke up in time, comprehending the deeper connotation of the word "moving and static", he couldn't help but "ouch", laughed gossipingly, and asked, "Are you also here to listen to the wall?"

The corner of Xiao Mingxuan's mouth twitched, and he started to hit him. Xia Yunze rolled up the quilt and shrank into the bed, jumping up and shouting angrily: "Zhuzi is so presumptuous, I'm going to call someone!"

Xiao Mingxuan let out a mischievous smile, raised his hand and pointed to the side hall, and asked, "Do you want to call those two people over?"

...There is no need for that!

Xia Yunze, as the leader of the death squad, also knows that disturbing Enai will be smashed into a dog. Last time he was blocked by a bun, this time he may not be so lucky.

But now there seems to be no movement. I don't know if it's Mingjin's retreat or a halftime break.

This student, you can take care of yourself!The coach is very disappointed in you!

"Are you really here to listen to your brother?" He sat down cross-legged, completely sleepless, staring at a pair of glistening almond eyes, proving that real men love gossip, "You really care about him!" China's good second brother, tsk tsk!

"Who cares about his nonsense!" Xiao Mingxuan's face was darkened, anger welling up, and he glared viciously at this little bastard who didn't know whether he was really stupid or pretending to be stupid.

In the evening, Chen Yu patrolled the night and heard some movement in the prince's bedroom. At first, he felt that there was no need to care about Dun Lun's husband and wife, but due to his responsibility, he hesitated and decided to secretly report to Xiao Mingxuan.

As a result, Xiao Mingxuan thought he was delaying the timing, almost kicked him into a dead fish, and then with a hot and sour jealous face, hurriedly sneaked into the East Palace to catch the adulterer.

Knowing that it would be too late even if he arrived, he was so angry that he wanted to stab someone with a knife when he thought of what he might see!

Fortunately, it was a false alarm, and Mr. Xiao Lang was safe and sound.

Xia Yunze looked at his face, which was cloudy and sunny, and suddenly realized after being stunned for a moment, pointing at him and laughing: "You think it's me and your brother who made the noise?"

Xiao Mingxuan's expression was like swallowing a fly, and he nodded depressedly.

Seeing his sister-in-law clutching her stomach and laughing, she collapsed under the covers and almost fainted.

"If you think about it with your toes, you know it's impossible!" Xia Yunze wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and hiccupped while laughing, "I, hiccup, Merry and happy, I, hiccup, stay alone in the empty room!"

Xiao Mingxuan rolled his eyes, his expression was gentle, he lifted the quilt and squeezed in, whispering: "It just so happens that I'm here, so I'll be troubled to accompany my little sister-in-law."

Seeing how confident you are, do you think that your brother can do it, and so can your younger brother?

Xia Yunze kicked him on the waist, keeping a safe distance away, shrunk himself into a ball, and warned: "Your brother's concubine is a bit powerful, don't make trouble for nothing!"

"I'd like to have a chance to compete with him." After knowing the identity of the other party, Xiao Mingxuan was unsurprisingly aroused with a militant nature, and wanted to compete with the legendary figure.

But Xia Yunze misunderstood what he said, the waste in his head was flying, and he muttered: "I've seen it before, the length is about the same as yours."

A thoughtless sentence stabbed a hornet's nest, and Xiao Mingxuan drank with jealousy, forcing him to explain when, where, what, why, and how he felt. His seriousness made people think that he was running news for a roadside agency.

Xia Yunze couldn't be bothered, so he had no choice but to talk about what happened to him on his wedding night. He couldn't bear to look back on the past, and tears flowed down his eyes.

After hearing his vague words, Xiao Mingxuan looked thoughtful, reached out to touch the back of his head, and asked, "Does it still hurt?"

Xia Yunze shook his head, he was fine for a long time, but he was very curious: "You never knew about your brother's affair?"

"I don't know." Xiao Mingxuan sneered, with disdain on his face, "The dark guards were sent in with you. I only knew that he was in collusion with Hu Yanlin before, but I didn't expect that he would be subdued by others. He is really promising!"

Hey!When you say this, the little 0s in my students will pounce on you and blow your dog's head, Chauvin pig!

Look down on little 0, don't cry and beg me to be 0 in the future!

Xia Yunze glared at him, forget about arguing with the brat, gossip is important.

"So your brother's concubine is also an emperor?" As a paratrooper who just arrived, he has heard the rumors about Hu Yanlin, and the rumors spread so magically, like a demon, how could he get along with a fresh and refined little fairy like the prince?

The lively Beauty and the Beast is still not suitable for children!

"My brother is willing to sacrifice his life to win over others, so there must be something special about him." Xiao Mingxuan showed contempt in every strand of his hair, "A useless person will only be abandoned by him like a shoe."

Shocked, Xia Yunze sat up in a "babble", opened his mouth, and said, "I thought they were in love..." So it was a power-sex transaction?This prince is too disrespectful!

The prince is in such a miserable situation, as the prince's coach, don't worry about the hatred of beating his head and robbing the students.

What's more, he can't afford it.

"Don't be stupid!" Xiao Mingxuan began to despise him again, "A person like my brother only wants power, how can he see the truth?"

Xia Yunze scratched his head, feeling that the prince is not easy, he is indeed a ruthless person who can do that for power.

"Fortunately, you didn't become the prince." He sighed sincerely, imagining the picture of this strong man subservient to others, not only his eyes were hot, but his brains almost burst out.

Xiao Mingxuan was choked so hard that his breath was stuck in his throat, feeling like his lungs were about to explode.

Looking at this wretched and cunning little appearance, one can tell what is going on in his head, which makes people feel a strong sense of powerlessness.

Who told you that if you become a prince, you will be suppressed?It's my brother's own cheap bone, okay!

The sympathy and gratitude in Xia Yunze's eyes were extremely sincere, Xiao Mingxuan couldn't find a reason to get angry, so he managed to calm down, rubbed his forehead and smiled.

It's a real treasure, it can turn people upside down when they open their mouths, but they can't annoy people, just want to block this cute and hateful little mouth, let him talk less if he can't speak.

There are many other things that can be done besides talking.

Xia Yunze couldn't guard against his sudden attack, and was blocked tightly in a daze. Seeing that he was at a loss, Xiao Mingxuan went even further, sweeping him inside and out, kissing him almost to heaven.

"Hmm..." The tip of his tongue was numb, Xia Yunze finally came back to his senses, his face was flushed, he leaned back abruptly, and his head hit the bedpost with a "boom", the pain almost caused him to shed two lines of heroic tears.

The back of his head may be swollen again, if he had known earlier, he might as well have made trouble for the prince, since no matter what, he couldn't escape this catastrophe.

Xiao Mingxuan suppressed a smile, stretched out his hand to rub his head, his eyes were burning hot, and sighed: "I didn't care about the crown prince, but now I feel a little regretful."

His brother has been the crown prince for ten years, and his every move attracts the attention of thousands of people. He can't tolerate any mistakes. He is like a living target. Before ascending the throne, he will die one step away from the throne.

This kind of glory, it doesn’t matter if you don’t want it, it’s just——

Xia Yunze had long hair all over his body, covered the back of his head, and looked at him with tears in his eyes.

Slippery and weak, it fully arouses others' ambition and desire to conquer.

"If I were the prince today, I would be able to hold you in my arms." He smiled evilly, and his voice was soft and provocative, "I will not teach the princess to waste her spring night."

Xia Yunze shivered, slowly propped up the quilt to cover his head, curled up into a ball, shaking like chaff.

"Shut up..." His voice trembled.

Hurry up!What are you going to do with a lot of little Huangwen that will be locked wherever you put it in your head?It's also full of pictures and texts!It's all fucking animations!

Can I still have this brain?Digging out to cook hot pot is better than making yellow waste!

It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over... The siren of an ambulance sounded in his head, and he was dragged all the way to the anorectal department of the hospital...

The chief physician looked kindly and shook his head pityingly: "It's useless, go back and eat something you want."

Xia Yunze was frightened into a cold sweat by his own pathos, and he was determined not to give in even if his mind was bent like a mosquito coil.

Give up the surname Xiao, even if you win Lao Tzu's heart, you won't get Lao Tzu's people!

He coaxed himself away, got his head out of the quilt, heaved a sigh of relief, and said unconvinced: "You put it lightly, how can you be a prince if you want?"

Xiao Mingxuan chuckled, and asked back: "How do you think my brother became the crown prince?"

Xia Yunze stretched out another hand, pointing at him and pointing at the ground, the meaning is very clear - your father only has two sons, won't he be the only one left after killing you as a competitor?

This is not like Jiulong seizing the heirloom, which needs to be torn to pieces. Concubine Shun's family has smeared Xiao Mingxuan's reputation openly and secretly, so that people are used to it and they can see some clues.

"If I were your brother, I would do the same." His tone was a little gloating, "Who made you so ridiculous that you don't know how to restrain yourself, you deserve it!"

A sullen look flashed across Xiao Mingxuan's eyes, and he said angrily, "Do you think I've always been like this? If it wasn't back then..."

He paused, hesitating whether to continue, Xia Yunze's heart tightened, knowing that the main event was coming, he immediately forgot about the straight man's insistence, rushed forward and grabbed his sleeve, blinking his big eyes full of curiosity eyes, looking at him impatiently, wishing to give up his life for gossip.

God knows that he is secretly tangled up like a mess, scratching his heart and liver, and his mind is full of little pity.

How could Xiao Mingxuan resist this look?Immediately throwing away his helmet and armor, he took the opportunity to interlock his fingers with him, calmed down, and narrated the old story.