Feng Couch Luan Luan

Two straight men, lacking clothes and shirts, with sore waists and weak legs, huddled together.

Four bets!Awesome!

No, no!Xia Yunze simply hated himself for thinking like a wild dog, is it time to think wildly?

The body was imprisoned, there was nowhere to escape, seeing that aggressive handsome face getting closer, Xia Yunze decisively shook his head forward, and hit him with a head hammer.

Xiao Mingxuan was caught by him unexpectedly, and his chin was firmly hit. Before he could react, he saw that the one who hit him was holding his forehead with tears in his eyes.

Xia Yunze was on fire. He wanted to hit his nose to make him sore and burst into tears, but the difference in height was too much, so he bumped into his chin while standing on tiptoe, causing tears to flow down his face.

He really wanted to kill the thief, but he couldn't recover, and he would be liquidated soon.

"Why are you crying, Mr. Xiao?" Xiao Mingxuan squeezed him into a small pancake, and flicked his forehead to add insult to injury.

As soon as he failed, he obediently confessed, Xia Yunze is a gentleman who knows current affairs, immediately pretended to be guilty, and whispered: "I accidentally... slipped my foot, did it hurt you?"

Who are you talking about?Xiao Mingxuan doesn't believe a word, the little thing has a cunning personality, but a simple mind, which can be seen through at a glance, and his bad intentions are like bubbles that can burst with a poke, not annoying, but kind of cute and pitiful.

She is still young and has little experience, maybe in a few years, she will become a sinister and depraved hypocrite like Xiao Mingyue, that is the pearl in the dust.

"Are you afraid of me?" Xiao Mingxuan narrowed his eyes, showing a somewhat fierce look.

Xia Yunze didn't dare to move around, he ate a bit too much at night, he was afraid that if Xiao Mingxuan forcefully squeezed out his stuffing, it would be too unsightly.

"I just want Xiao Langjun to be my best friend." With disappointment in his eyes, his tone was extremely sincere, "Does Xiao Langjun really refuse to reward me with affection?"

"Haha, you flatter me too much!" It's a bit risky to be your best friend, brother!Besides, you are not like you in making friends. What's the matter with pressing people by the pool side by side?If you don't agree, just grind it into a photo?

No matter what, let's get away first, he came to soak in the hot spring, not to be a meat pad!

The muscular man didn't get a satisfactory answer, and with a face like a debt collector, he asked, "Can't you?"

Xia Yunze pushed him, and said embarrassingly: "Can you let me go first?"

It's really hard to be a straight guy. If one of them is gay, he can justifiably scold the scumbag and don't hit me.

It's better than being squeezed so guilty that I can't report the other party's X harassment.

Xiao Mingxuan definitely didn't mean that, he was domineering and boring, for sure!

Xia Yunze had an idea, and compared his heart to his heart. As a straight man, being shown love by a gay man would definitely be among the top three rotten love affairs. He decided to use this trick to dissuade that muscular man who didn't know the so-called.

"If you keep doing this..." He dragged out his tone, and his voice was soft and ambiguous on purpose, "I'll think you have something wrong with me."

The corner of Xiao Mingxuan's mouth twitched, and he took a step back to let him go, and the mountain-like oppressive feeling also disappeared. Xia Yunze was relieved, and just about to climb up to get dressed, he was suddenly grabbed by his arm and dragged back into a warm embrace.

"Since Mr. Xiao Lang has such an idea..." Xiao Mingxuan looked down at him, his eyes sparkling and moving, "Then I will do as you wish!"

The ending words followed his lips, unreasonably depriving him of the first kiss that he had never had the chance to send in two lifetimes.

Xia Yunze stared, his head was petrified from head to toe, his head seemed to have been struck by lightning, not only was his brain burnt, but his cerebellum also went on strike.

European and American girls left one after another, and the door of the new world was knocked open together with his tightly closed lips.

This bastard not only didn't try to stop, on the contrary, he became more and more intimate, and directly developed into a French kiss!

Don't stick your tongue in!Damn you!

Xia Yunze shivered, pushed him away with all his strength, covered his lips with the back of his hand, felt the numbness, swelling, pain and a little bloody smell, he could not help but "hiss", and said angrily: "This is how you treat your best friend?"

"Are you dissatisfied?" Xiao Mingxuan, that stinky and shameless person, posted it up again, unable to remove it like a dog's skin plaster, "Are you still jealous?"

Xia Yunze was furious!

Is there anyone in the world more unreasonable than him?If you eat other people's tofu, you will still be beaten in the face!

Why didn't his close friend just give him a bowl of Hedinghong?Why leave this scourge behind!Do you want to buy Ma Yinglong all over the world after your own back door falls?

No!Hurry up!Things aren't that bad yet!

Xia Yunze took a few deep breaths, trying to reason calmly: "Don't you have a deep love for the princess? Do you still want to be in two boats?"

Xiao Mingxuan smiled warmly, with lingering eyes, looked at him tenderly and affectionately, and opened his mouth with sweet words: "I have a wonderful man like Xiao Langjun, what do I need a princess for?"

Xia Yunze sneered, he would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than men, including himself, which one is not full of lies?

It's all right to deceive an ignorant child, want to coax him?It's really a big knife in front of Guan Gong!

The play had to find a way to end, Xia Yunze lowered his head to hide his contempt, pretended to be in a dilemma, and said softly: "It's okay for you to empathize, but I can't let the princess down."

Lifting his chin with a finger, the man smiled meaningfully: "Life is short, enjoy yourself when you can, and you will be sorry for the princess if you reject me."

No reason to stir up three points and talk about Nima's indifference!Xia Yunze was so angry that he gasped and spat: "Xia Chong is beyond words! I won't talk nonsense with you."

Xiao Mingxuan's hands were clasping him like iron tongs, slobbering and pestering him endlessly: "I still want to talk nonsense with you."

Xia Yunze's patience was exhausted at last, and he began to brew a three-strike streak, but before he started spraying, he had to find a way to put on his clothes.

Xiao Mingxuan didn't give him a chance, his warm breath brushed against his ears, and whispered: "Are you listening or not, little sister-in-law?"

The quality triple stuck in his throat, choking him so much that he rolled his eyes, Xia Yunze's face was pale and white, his body was swaying, and he couldn't even speak: "You, don't bark! What, what little sister-in-law is there? ?”

He tried to resist, but Xiao Mingxuan held his head with one hand, and his eyes showed a fierce look, which made him feel that if he tried to quibble, people would unscrew the cap of the sky.

"Still talking hard." His tone was cold, without the tenderness just now, "Could it be that little sister-in-law thinks I'm a fool?"

Are you not a fool!He really wanted to break his head and didn't understand how this pervert, who was full of stealing fragrance and jade, could see through his disguise.

Could it be that he is actually more stupid than Xiao Mingxuan?

It felt like IQ and luck left him hand in hand, and Xiao Mingxuan gave him such a stare, and his courage also slipped away.

"Don't dare, dare not!" Xia Yunze squeezed out a flattering smirk, knowing that he couldn't get over it, he quickly raised his hand and surrendered, "I have no choice but to deceive, so don't blame my best friend, don't blame."

It seemed to hear a crackling sound in the dark, it was the sound of slapping the face.

"You can bend and stretch." Xiao Mingxuan taunted, and raised his noble hand to let him sloppyly climb ashore.

After a while, the two of them were fully dressed and sat facing each other. Xiao Mingxuan didn't move any more, just stared at him intently with deep eyes.

That expression was even a bit disappointed, as if he was the one who was caught off guard and taken to his lair.

Xia Yunze was tormented by this silent reprimand, he was so nervous that he wanted to laugh.

It took a long time to express love all the way, but in the end it was found that Meijiao Niang was a pure man. It would be depressing for anyone to fall on this matter, but there was a life-saving grace in front of him, Xiao Mingxuan couldn't tear him apart even if he was angry.

Although Xia Yunze's IQ dropped a bit after being frightened, his on-the-spot response was still alert and his desire to survive was strong. He apologized repeatedly and spoke softly, finally coaxing people to smile.

"You..." Xiao Mingxuan shook his head helplessly, hesitated to speak, and finally gave him a sigh, everything was kept silent.

When the alarm was lifted, Xia Yunze leaned forward with a smiling face, humbly asking for advice: "When did you see through it?"

Xiao Mingxuan gave him a sidelong glance, and replied: "Your body, hair and skin smell exactly like Little Huang's Wife."

Xia Yunze was speechless, are you a dog nose?

"That's just because the soap I used was given by the princess." He curled his lips, not quite agreeing with this reason.

"It's different." Xiao Mingxuan smiled, as if he wanted to touch his head, stretched out his hand and hung it in the air awkwardly, and finally coughed lightly against his lips, "Everyone has their own body odor, the same scent is dyed in different people It also smells different."

Xia Yunze lowered his head and sniffed his clothes and cuffs like a puppy, with a silly and innocent look that made people want to get angry but couldn't get angry.

How could there be such a wonderful person?Naughty, cunning, daring, but simple, immature, I feel pity.

The smell is still so good, clean and refreshing, warm and fragrant.

The little face was also steamed to a pinkish glow by the hot spring water, which was really lively and fragrant.

Make him want to crush him to death, but also want to care for him.

Xiao Mingxuan lived recklessly and arrogantly for 19 years, and this was the first time he encountered such a difficult problem.

Seeing that person's heartless appearance, he was even more angry.

Why do you feel no pain when I was swayed?

Xiao Mingxuan let out a low hum, and once again felt teasing, she leaned into his ear and smiled, "When I kissed you, your humming voice was exactly the same as Little Huang's Wife."

As expected, the cute little ears were quickly stained with a layer of crimson, like a begonia in early spring, with an excellent complexion.

After an unknown amount of time, Xia Yunze finally recovered his voice, and asked pitifully, "Since everyone has met each other honestly, then, we can be best friends from now on, right?"

Immediately afterwards, he added: "The kind that doesn't need to be peeled and cramped."

He is more courageous than anyone else, but he is quicker to coax than anyone else. There are even tears in his begging eyes, making people know that he is acting, but he can't bear to refuse.

Xiao Mingxuan laughed loudly, and finally rubbed his head. Seeing the other party's expression of daring to be angry but not speaking, all the entanglement and anger in his heart disappeared.

"Okay, dear friend." He patted him on the shoulder again, with such strength that Xia Yunze fell directly onto the grass.

You wait for me!Sooner or later, I will become a big muscle fighter and beat you to death with one punch!

He spat out the grass stalk in his mouth, clenched his fists tightly, but there was a relaxed smile on his brows and eyes.

The crisis was resolved without bloodshed, I am really awesome!