Feng Couch Luan Luan
Chapter 11 The Art of Coaxing Children
He sat down beside Xia Yunqing, and patted the other's tense shoulders—although his current body was that of a younger brother, he was 24 before crossing, older than his uncle, and pouring chicken soup for Seventh Brother was a piece of cake.
"Brother, brother knows that you are unhappy." In fact, he thinks that his brother has reached the stage of youth rebellion, and isn't it the rainy season when he is 17 years old?Just control the rain in your head and dry it out.
"No one can tell what will happen in the future. You are so worried now, how are you going to live?"
I think he was considered a person who had seen big winds and waves back then, and experienced a thousand shares with a daily limit, a thousand shares with a lower limit, a thousand shares with a lower limit to a daily limit, a thousand shares with a daily limit to a lower limit, and even if he said it was blown, he would blow it.
"Better to make others unhappy than to be unhappy yourself."
Anyway, as the evil ruling class, his seventh brother has a lot of capital to make others unhappy.
"As for what bothers you, you don't have to worry about it, just solve it in the way that pleases you the most."
Only social animals have to bear a knife in their hearts. Of course, a top dignitary like his brother comes here as he pleases.
"These things are just for fun, don't worry too much, just let it be."
Anyway, everyone will change from a pure young man who knows nothing about the world to a shameless old fritters. Reading short stories is just the beginning, and there are countless doors to new worlds waiting to be opened!
Xia Yunqing listened to his ramblings with a cold face, although she acted disapprovingly, her mood gradually calmed down.
It's all nonsense, but it's strange.In the past, the female officials would only teach him self-restraint, respect for propriety, and virtue to achieve the ultimate good. This is the first time someone told him so bluntly: You just let your temper go, and do as you please.
Even if he ran amok and got bruised all over his body, at least he didn't have to be so aggrieved in his heart.
He let out a long breath, raised his phoenix eyes, looked at his sincere younger brother with a half-smile, and asked, "Even if I want to cuckold your uncle, will you let me?"
I coax you with good intentions, you give me a proposition?Xia Yunze rolled his eyes, and sold his uncle with a wave of his little hand: "For my younger brother's thin face, I just need to wear a few less tops."
Compared with his uncle who was far away in the sky, he resolutely chose the brother who was close in front of him. Anyway, his uncle was beyond his reach, and his brother could beat him as soon as he stretched out his hand.
Xia Yunqing pointed at him and laughed loudly, leaning back and forth, and said: "No wonder some people say that nephews are dogs, this is absolutely true."
As long as you can make the beauty smile, let alone being a dog, there are still people queuing up to be a bastard!Xia Yunze let out a "tsk" and poured down another bowl of misty soup: "Cuckolds can't overwhelm people, only you are unhappy!"
Xia Yunqing suddenly blushed, and thought of something, her bright eyes were like water, rippling softly, she glanced at him, and said angrily: "Where did you learn such nonsense, dare to come here to amuse your brother."
Xia Yunze thought to himself that my brother had read all the stallion literature back then and was full of earthy love stories, so he thought it was a loss to practice with his own brother before flirting with girls all over the world!
Seeing that the atmosphere was getting active, Xia Yunze struck while the iron was hot, trying to find out the ins and outs of the commander-in-chief, but before he could find anything, a little maid came outside the door to report that Concubine Hui woke up from lunch break.
Xia Yunze hurriedly got up and straightened his clothes, put away his playful expression, put on a gentle and obedient look, and said, "I'll go to my mother's place to say hello first, and then I'll come to accompany you."
Playing for fun, making trouble for trouble, there should be no less etiquette, Xia Yunze was led by the big maid next to Concubine Hui, kowtowed to Concubine Hui, and recited the pile of auspicious words taught by Eunuch Huang verbatim .
He is grateful to Concubine Hui. After living in the palace for a few months, Xia Yunze, no matter how stupid he is, can figure it out—if Concubine Hui hadn't secretly helped him, Eunuch Huang wouldn't have been able to hide things so easily.
The best friend was originally affectionate, but she was driven away by the scumbag and finally separated forever. These years, Concubine Hui eats vegetarian food, recites Buddhism and has nothing to do with the world. She is a well-known good old lady in the palace. No one dared to bully Changrui Palace.
"Good boy, you have a heart." Concubine Hui helped him up herself, her voice was gentle, her eyes were kind, her face resembled Xia Yunqing's, her beauty was undeniable, but it was softened by the years, and it was far less aggressive than Xia Yunqing's. feel.
She was as generous as her son, and directly rewarded him with a set of twelve zodiac signs carved in Hetian jade, which is so exquisite that people can't put it down.
Xia Yunze immediately became obsessed with his younger brother, and was dragged by Concubine Hui to sit down and gossip.
"Qing'er has a quick temper, and you should be more tolerant of things that are not thorough." She sighed, and when she mentioned the seventh princess, she was both proud and helpless. Seventh Sister took care of me."
Concubine Hui gave him a meaningful look, and said, "Although Qing'er is one year older than you, in terms of scheming and courage, she is not as much as you."
...Miss, are you upside down?The seventh princess is notoriously reckless, and the ninth princess is notoriously cowardly!
"It's also my fault that I have been too pampered all these years. Qing'er doesn't have the slightest bit of city power. He can only show his teeth and claws blindly. I can still protect him for a day. If I leave...who else can plan for him?"
How did he recognize Tuogu's smell?Xia Yunze's eyelids twitched wildly, and his whole body seemed to be in a fog. In theory, he should hit a snake with a stick and slap his chest to express his willingness to take this hot potato and do his best to make her darling live a comfortable life... But Concubine Hui really Are you right?
His character design has always been a piece of mud that can't support the wall, he can be used as fertilizer for Seventh Brother, and as a backer... Who would dare to believe it!
He didn't know how to answer the conversation, so he picked up the teacup and prepared to take a sip of hot tea to ease the embarrassment. As soon as he picked up the cup, he realized that the portion was not right, and he didn't feel the wave of the tea, eh, it's empty?
Without knowing it, Xia Yunze lifted the lid of the cup, and in a blink of an eye, a black mass jumped out and quickly climbed onto the back of his hand.
The maid who was waiting close by couldn't help screaming, and even Concubine Hui subconsciously ducked back. Xia Yunze took a look and saw that it was a jujube-sized spider with a flower on its back and a fluffy body, waving its long legs to ask for help. Drill into his sleeve.
"Princess, be careful!" Caiwei, the eldest palace maid, changed her face and rushed over with the fire chopsticks. Before she could make a move, Xia Yunze was only slightly surprised, then flipped his wrist and threw the spider on the table. In the next shot, there was a crisp "crack", and the spider was shot into a meatloaf.
The whole process was calm and composed, his actions were decisive and quick, and without giving others time to react, Xia Yunze ended the accident cleanly.
The room was silent, and everyone stared wide-eyed, looking at him with surprise and suspicion.
Xia Yunze was also very torn, wondering if he should act like a strong man who has experienced many battles, or like a girl who is still in shock?
Forget it, forget it, let’s collapse if the people’s design collapses. Anyway, everyone is holding each other’s handles and no one is afraid of being a monster. He removed the saucer, revealing the spider that was hit by dimensionality reduction, and asked in a cold voice: “This is the waiting room of Changrui Palace. The way of the guest?"
Concubine Hui didn't have the embarrassment of being seen through, but her eyes lit up, she stood up abruptly, and said in surprise: "I really didn't misread you!"
Xia Yunze was speechless, thinking that you royal children are too squeamish to test your guts with spiders. When they do survival training in the wild, these things are all ingredients, good, crunchy, and taste like chicken!
Besides, failing to try it can only show that Concubine Hui chose the wrong thing. If she wanted to put his mother's double eleven bill in the teacup, Xia Yunze might just pee out of fear.
"My lady, I understand what you mean." Xia Yunze waved back and forth, displaying the aura of a strong man, "Seventh sister treats me sincerely, as long as I can do my best, I will not make him suffer."
Even the promise to the future mother-in-law has been paid in advance, and there is no way in the world to find such a considerate little padded jacket, and some people don't appreciate it.
They chatted and didn't close the palace door, they just lowered their voices, and there were a group of maids guarding outside, so that Xia Yunqing could watch the battle, fearing that Xia Yunze would take the lead, rushed in without letting the maids inform, just in time to hear his younger brother Bo Yuntian's appearance loyalty.
"You are not big, but your tone is not small." Xia Yunqing felt unbelievable. When did he need the protection of this fragile guy?
Seeing him coming in, Xia Yunze covered the spider's corpse with a saucer without any trace, and after whitewashing the peace, he smiled at his seventh brother: "Didn't I say I'll go over to accompany you in a while?"
Xia Yunqing sat down beside Concubine Hui, raised his eyebrows and said, "Jiu'er is weak and timid, mother, don't scare him."
He waited in his room, but the people who went to pay his respects never came back, making Xia Yunqing worry about him inexplicably—don't let that careless guy make something wrong?Thinking of this, he, the elder brother, had no choice but to rush over to deal with the aftermath.
But seeing his younger brother and Concubine Hui looking at him with the same doting and helpless expressions, it gave him goosebumps all over his body.
Xia Yunze felt that Concubine Hui's concerns were quite necessary. Seventh brother was always showing off his power and acting as a flower protector for others. In fact, this tsundere man who thought he was upright needed a flower protector the most.
"You child!" Concubine Hui said with a smile, "Mother just saw that Xiaojiu was cute and cute, so she just left him to talk, and it was worthwhile for you to rush over here in a hurry? Can I still eat him?"
Xia Yunqing looked at his brother half-believingly, but his brother still had a pure and kind smirk on his face, and nodded emphatically: "Concubine Hui is gentle and kind, just like my mother."
He was talking about his own mother, but everyone present thought he was talking about Concubine Xian, and the atmosphere suddenly became melancholy. Concubine Hui even took out her handkerchief to wipe away her tears, sighed once, and waved them away.
"You come with me." Xia Yunze clasped his seventh brother's wrist with a solemn expression, so that Xia Yunqing didn't understand, so he was taken all the way back to the room. His ninth brother swung back and forth, and asked in a low voice: "In this palace, what are you doing?" Do mother and son have enemies?"
Xia Yunqing stared, asking this question, among the women in the palace, who hasn't made ten or eight enemies?
The earth dragon in the palace room was burning hot and warm like spring, but the eldest maid Caiwei knelt on the ground tremblingly, Concubine Hui turned pale, without the gentleness and composure she had just had, and said sharply: "What you said is serious! ?”
This time, not only all the maids who were serving close to me withdrew from the palace, but even the doors and windows were closed tightly. Caiwei didn't dare to lift her head, and replied in a trembling voice: "It's absolutely true, the servant girl prepared a non-toxic green-footed spider. In the cup of the Ninth Princess, it turned into a poisonous phoenix tarantula. If it wasn't for the Ninth Princess' bravery, just now..."
The two kinds of spiders are similar in appearance, which can't be easily seen by laymen. Caiwei is from Miaojiang. When the Ninth Princess lifted the lid of the cup, she found something was wrong, and she broke out in a sweat.
Concubine Hui slumped down on the chair, rubbed her chest for a while, feeling afraid.
That's right, if the ninth princess hadn't sent it back to the west, if she was bitten, a hat of murdering the emperor's heir would fall on her head. If she was convicted, what would her little Qi do?
Concubine Hui was frightened into a cold sweat, and the rosary in her hand fell to the ground with a "snap". She stared at her trembling fingertips, and after an unknown amount of time, she raised her head again and had calmed down, turning into that gorgeous crown again. Concubine Hui, the most magnificent concubine of the Six Palaces.
"Let me investigate secretly." She sneered, her phoenix eyes slightly raised, "I want to see what monsters dare to reach out to Changrui Palace."
"Yes." Caiwei kowtowed and got up to leave. Concubine Hui stopped her again and ordered: "Add some insect repellent powder and sprinkle it everywhere, even though it's winter...don't take it lightly."
"Your Majesty, don't worry, this servant will go right away."
"Brother, brother knows that you are unhappy." In fact, he thinks that his brother has reached the stage of youth rebellion, and isn't it the rainy season when he is 17 years old?Just control the rain in your head and dry it out.
"No one can tell what will happen in the future. You are so worried now, how are you going to live?"
I think he was considered a person who had seen big winds and waves back then, and experienced a thousand shares with a daily limit, a thousand shares with a lower limit, a thousand shares with a lower limit to a daily limit, a thousand shares with a daily limit to a lower limit, and even if he said it was blown, he would blow it.
"Better to make others unhappy than to be unhappy yourself."
Anyway, as the evil ruling class, his seventh brother has a lot of capital to make others unhappy.
"As for what bothers you, you don't have to worry about it, just solve it in the way that pleases you the most."
Only social animals have to bear a knife in their hearts. Of course, a top dignitary like his brother comes here as he pleases.
"These things are just for fun, don't worry too much, just let it be."
Anyway, everyone will change from a pure young man who knows nothing about the world to a shameless old fritters. Reading short stories is just the beginning, and there are countless doors to new worlds waiting to be opened!
Xia Yunqing listened to his ramblings with a cold face, although she acted disapprovingly, her mood gradually calmed down.
It's all nonsense, but it's strange.In the past, the female officials would only teach him self-restraint, respect for propriety, and virtue to achieve the ultimate good. This is the first time someone told him so bluntly: You just let your temper go, and do as you please.
Even if he ran amok and got bruised all over his body, at least he didn't have to be so aggrieved in his heart.
He let out a long breath, raised his phoenix eyes, looked at his sincere younger brother with a half-smile, and asked, "Even if I want to cuckold your uncle, will you let me?"
I coax you with good intentions, you give me a proposition?Xia Yunze rolled his eyes, and sold his uncle with a wave of his little hand: "For my younger brother's thin face, I just need to wear a few less tops."
Compared with his uncle who was far away in the sky, he resolutely chose the brother who was close in front of him. Anyway, his uncle was beyond his reach, and his brother could beat him as soon as he stretched out his hand.
Xia Yunqing pointed at him and laughed loudly, leaning back and forth, and said: "No wonder some people say that nephews are dogs, this is absolutely true."
As long as you can make the beauty smile, let alone being a dog, there are still people queuing up to be a bastard!Xia Yunze let out a "tsk" and poured down another bowl of misty soup: "Cuckolds can't overwhelm people, only you are unhappy!"
Xia Yunqing suddenly blushed, and thought of something, her bright eyes were like water, rippling softly, she glanced at him, and said angrily: "Where did you learn such nonsense, dare to come here to amuse your brother."
Xia Yunze thought to himself that my brother had read all the stallion literature back then and was full of earthy love stories, so he thought it was a loss to practice with his own brother before flirting with girls all over the world!
Seeing that the atmosphere was getting active, Xia Yunze struck while the iron was hot, trying to find out the ins and outs of the commander-in-chief, but before he could find anything, a little maid came outside the door to report that Concubine Hui woke up from lunch break.
Xia Yunze hurriedly got up and straightened his clothes, put away his playful expression, put on a gentle and obedient look, and said, "I'll go to my mother's place to say hello first, and then I'll come to accompany you."
Playing for fun, making trouble for trouble, there should be no less etiquette, Xia Yunze was led by the big maid next to Concubine Hui, kowtowed to Concubine Hui, and recited the pile of auspicious words taught by Eunuch Huang verbatim .
He is grateful to Concubine Hui. After living in the palace for a few months, Xia Yunze, no matter how stupid he is, can figure it out—if Concubine Hui hadn't secretly helped him, Eunuch Huang wouldn't have been able to hide things so easily.
The best friend was originally affectionate, but she was driven away by the scumbag and finally separated forever. These years, Concubine Hui eats vegetarian food, recites Buddhism and has nothing to do with the world. She is a well-known good old lady in the palace. No one dared to bully Changrui Palace.
"Good boy, you have a heart." Concubine Hui helped him up herself, her voice was gentle, her eyes were kind, her face resembled Xia Yunqing's, her beauty was undeniable, but it was softened by the years, and it was far less aggressive than Xia Yunqing's. feel.
She was as generous as her son, and directly rewarded him with a set of twelve zodiac signs carved in Hetian jade, which is so exquisite that people can't put it down.
Xia Yunze immediately became obsessed with his younger brother, and was dragged by Concubine Hui to sit down and gossip.
"Qing'er has a quick temper, and you should be more tolerant of things that are not thorough." She sighed, and when she mentioned the seventh princess, she was both proud and helpless. Seventh Sister took care of me."
Concubine Hui gave him a meaningful look, and said, "Although Qing'er is one year older than you, in terms of scheming and courage, she is not as much as you."
...Miss, are you upside down?The seventh princess is notoriously reckless, and the ninth princess is notoriously cowardly!
"It's also my fault that I have been too pampered all these years. Qing'er doesn't have the slightest bit of city power. He can only show his teeth and claws blindly. I can still protect him for a day. If I leave...who else can plan for him?"
How did he recognize Tuogu's smell?Xia Yunze's eyelids twitched wildly, and his whole body seemed to be in a fog. In theory, he should hit a snake with a stick and slap his chest to express his willingness to take this hot potato and do his best to make her darling live a comfortable life... But Concubine Hui really Are you right?
His character design has always been a piece of mud that can't support the wall, he can be used as fertilizer for Seventh Brother, and as a backer... Who would dare to believe it!
He didn't know how to answer the conversation, so he picked up the teacup and prepared to take a sip of hot tea to ease the embarrassment. As soon as he picked up the cup, he realized that the portion was not right, and he didn't feel the wave of the tea, eh, it's empty?
Without knowing it, Xia Yunze lifted the lid of the cup, and in a blink of an eye, a black mass jumped out and quickly climbed onto the back of his hand.
The maid who was waiting close by couldn't help screaming, and even Concubine Hui subconsciously ducked back. Xia Yunze took a look and saw that it was a jujube-sized spider with a flower on its back and a fluffy body, waving its long legs to ask for help. Drill into his sleeve.
"Princess, be careful!" Caiwei, the eldest palace maid, changed her face and rushed over with the fire chopsticks. Before she could make a move, Xia Yunze was only slightly surprised, then flipped his wrist and threw the spider on the table. In the next shot, there was a crisp "crack", and the spider was shot into a meatloaf.
The whole process was calm and composed, his actions were decisive and quick, and without giving others time to react, Xia Yunze ended the accident cleanly.
The room was silent, and everyone stared wide-eyed, looking at him with surprise and suspicion.
Xia Yunze was also very torn, wondering if he should act like a strong man who has experienced many battles, or like a girl who is still in shock?
Forget it, forget it, let’s collapse if the people’s design collapses. Anyway, everyone is holding each other’s handles and no one is afraid of being a monster. He removed the saucer, revealing the spider that was hit by dimensionality reduction, and asked in a cold voice: “This is the waiting room of Changrui Palace. The way of the guest?"
Concubine Hui didn't have the embarrassment of being seen through, but her eyes lit up, she stood up abruptly, and said in surprise: "I really didn't misread you!"
Xia Yunze was speechless, thinking that you royal children are too squeamish to test your guts with spiders. When they do survival training in the wild, these things are all ingredients, good, crunchy, and taste like chicken!
Besides, failing to try it can only show that Concubine Hui chose the wrong thing. If she wanted to put his mother's double eleven bill in the teacup, Xia Yunze might just pee out of fear.
"My lady, I understand what you mean." Xia Yunze waved back and forth, displaying the aura of a strong man, "Seventh sister treats me sincerely, as long as I can do my best, I will not make him suffer."
Even the promise to the future mother-in-law has been paid in advance, and there is no way in the world to find such a considerate little padded jacket, and some people don't appreciate it.
They chatted and didn't close the palace door, they just lowered their voices, and there were a group of maids guarding outside, so that Xia Yunqing could watch the battle, fearing that Xia Yunze would take the lead, rushed in without letting the maids inform, just in time to hear his younger brother Bo Yuntian's appearance loyalty.
"You are not big, but your tone is not small." Xia Yunqing felt unbelievable. When did he need the protection of this fragile guy?
Seeing him coming in, Xia Yunze covered the spider's corpse with a saucer without any trace, and after whitewashing the peace, he smiled at his seventh brother: "Didn't I say I'll go over to accompany you in a while?"
Xia Yunqing sat down beside Concubine Hui, raised his eyebrows and said, "Jiu'er is weak and timid, mother, don't scare him."
He waited in his room, but the people who went to pay his respects never came back, making Xia Yunqing worry about him inexplicably—don't let that careless guy make something wrong?Thinking of this, he, the elder brother, had no choice but to rush over to deal with the aftermath.
But seeing his younger brother and Concubine Hui looking at him with the same doting and helpless expressions, it gave him goosebumps all over his body.
Xia Yunze felt that Concubine Hui's concerns were quite necessary. Seventh brother was always showing off his power and acting as a flower protector for others. In fact, this tsundere man who thought he was upright needed a flower protector the most.
"You child!" Concubine Hui said with a smile, "Mother just saw that Xiaojiu was cute and cute, so she just left him to talk, and it was worthwhile for you to rush over here in a hurry? Can I still eat him?"
Xia Yunqing looked at his brother half-believingly, but his brother still had a pure and kind smirk on his face, and nodded emphatically: "Concubine Hui is gentle and kind, just like my mother."
He was talking about his own mother, but everyone present thought he was talking about Concubine Xian, and the atmosphere suddenly became melancholy. Concubine Hui even took out her handkerchief to wipe away her tears, sighed once, and waved them away.
"You come with me." Xia Yunze clasped his seventh brother's wrist with a solemn expression, so that Xia Yunqing didn't understand, so he was taken all the way back to the room. His ninth brother swung back and forth, and asked in a low voice: "In this palace, what are you doing?" Do mother and son have enemies?"
Xia Yunqing stared, asking this question, among the women in the palace, who hasn't made ten or eight enemies?
The earth dragon in the palace room was burning hot and warm like spring, but the eldest maid Caiwei knelt on the ground tremblingly, Concubine Hui turned pale, without the gentleness and composure she had just had, and said sharply: "What you said is serious! ?”
This time, not only all the maids who were serving close to me withdrew from the palace, but even the doors and windows were closed tightly. Caiwei didn't dare to lift her head, and replied in a trembling voice: "It's absolutely true, the servant girl prepared a non-toxic green-footed spider. In the cup of the Ninth Princess, it turned into a poisonous phoenix tarantula. If it wasn't for the Ninth Princess' bravery, just now..."
The two kinds of spiders are similar in appearance, which can't be easily seen by laymen. Caiwei is from Miaojiang. When the Ninth Princess lifted the lid of the cup, she found something was wrong, and she broke out in a sweat.
Concubine Hui slumped down on the chair, rubbed her chest for a while, feeling afraid.
That's right, if the ninth princess hadn't sent it back to the west, if she was bitten, a hat of murdering the emperor's heir would fall on her head. If she was convicted, what would her little Qi do?
Concubine Hui was frightened into a cold sweat, and the rosary in her hand fell to the ground with a "snap". She stared at her trembling fingertips, and after an unknown amount of time, she raised her head again and had calmed down, turning into that gorgeous crown again. Concubine Hui, the most magnificent concubine of the Six Palaces.
"Let me investigate secretly." She sneered, her phoenix eyes slightly raised, "I want to see what monsters dare to reach out to Changrui Palace."
"Yes." Caiwei kowtowed and got up to leave. Concubine Hui stopped her again and ordered: "Add some insect repellent powder and sprinkle it everywhere, even though it's winter...don't take it lightly."
"Your Majesty, don't worry, this servant will go right away."
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