There are police in the fields

There are two auxiliary police officers on duty together with the two, one named "Yuan Ji", who is the "King of Cards" Ximen, Yuan Ji is actually about the same age as Su Yi, with thick eyebrows, big eyes, and a straight nose, he was originally very handsome It's just that he has wandered in the rivers and lakes for many years, and his words and deeds reveal a strong sense of prodigal son, less serious and handsome, and more irresponsible wandering.

It is said that 22 years ago, Brother Yuan Ji was born on January 1st at the same time as the New Year. His parents were not very educated at that time. They wanted to name it New Year’s Day after the day of universal celebration. Unexpectedly, at this time, the hens at home laid eggs almost at the same time. "Round egg", his father held "New Year's Day" in one hand and "round egg" in the other. He didn't know whether to wash the "New Year's Day" on the left hand or cook the "round egg" on the right hand, so he decided to make a new distinction. , named his son "Yuanji".

Yuan Ji liked to move but not to be quiet since he was a child. In his childhood, besides hunting birds in the mountains, he fished in the river. His buttocks were like "get out" on the slope, and he couldn't stick to the stool for a moment. Therefore, when he was studying, he definitely didn't have the patience to calm down and study hard.He dropped out of school before graduating from junior high school and stayed at home. His father was a veteran who participated in self-defense counterattacks. Seeing that his son must be a troublemaker in the future, he decided to send him to the army. Unexpectedly, he lacked calcium since he was a child and lacked love when he grew up. A face is absolutely beautiful, but a pair of feet are unbelievably a little bent. Since childhood, they have been regarded as "round eggs" in their palms by their parents. They can't lift their shoulders and legs. Thinking about entrusting someone to send him to the police station, it just so happened that in those years he was a police officer and did not have strict requirements for auxiliary police, so he went to Yangliu Police Station at the age of 17. His character has fully inherited the "round" in his name, and absorbed the "slippery" on his shoulders. He has been in Yangliu Town since he was a child, and he is very smooth. People of the same age as the school, began to mix in the society when they were sixteen or seventeen years old. This group of people has little hope of benefiting the GDP. They are definitely good at disrupting law and order. Fighting, stealing chickens and dogs are commonplace, only Yuan Jituo Thanks to his father's foresight, he joined the police early. Thanks to his friend and old cousin, he knew all kinds of unstable factors affecting social security in Yangliu Town, and he was known as "Yangliu Knows Everything".Many times the key information for solving crimes has been relying on him to go deep into the society. He will be able to obtain a lot of key information in a single meal. Of course, many fellow students from the same country were imprisoned and received re-education.

As for the origin of the word Ximen, it is naturally based on one face and two mouths. In the process of searching for true love for many years, due to the twists and turns of the road of true love, it is inevitable to find mistakes for a while. At a young age, several paragraphs are left blank. The history of love hurts spring and autumn, and there are often women who send flowers or knives to their door, so everyone bestows on him an affectionate name——Ximen.Since then, the name Ximen has resounded throughout the women's world in Yangliu, making people frightened and at the same time attracting moths to the flames.

Another auxiliary police officer is named Xu Jiang. This person has no outstanding ability in work. He likes to sit in one place with his buttocks slumped, and he can maintain this position for a long time. He only moves two fingers up and down his whole body—playing games Basically, he will be as paralyzed as Ge You is. A month's work as an auxiliary policeman is probably close to the edge of the city's minimum wage. With his wealth and wealth, Ximen is the former and Xu Jiang is the latter.As Xu Jiang, who owns five sets of stores in the main street of Yangliu Town, the public security work is just a job to pass the time. After all, life cannot only be left with rent collection. Even so, it is not detrimental to the people's police. Overall quality, what Xu Jiang should do, although it seems a bit difficult, but it is still done with due diligence.

In the days that followed, Su Yi really had a deep understanding of Mu Chen's incisive summary of the pre-job training that day.

"Hey, are you Yaoyaoling? My precious son is lost!"

Su Yi: "Ah? What? Sister, don't worry, tell me in detail, where was your baby lost, what are the characteristics of clothing, we will help you find it right away..."

The other party couldn't make a sound, and cried out: "Just now, when I took it out, it disappeared in a blink of an eye, wow..."

Su Yi: "Don't worry, how old is the child?"

"Two years old, I didn't tie the rope when I ran..."

Su Yi: "..."

Su Yi: "May I ask, your baby? Is it... what breed?"

……

In the middle of the night, Su Yi was sleepy, and the phone rang.

A female voice as thin as gossamer came from the opposite side, sobbing while talking: "Hello, are you a demon?"

Su Yi let out a "hmm".

"My boyfriend doesn't want me anymore, can you talk to me?"

Su Yi: "..."

After three seconds of silence, Su Yi finally couldn't help but growl: "Go crazy in the middle of the night?!"

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Officer Su is writing a review...

For a police officer like this, Officer Su would write a self-criticism at almost every duty station.This is all okay, the most frustrating thing is that Police Officer Mu will always hold a cup of tea swayingly, admiring the bitterness of Officer Su's face, pastime for Su Yi has become the happiest thing for Officer Mu to go to work Not one of them, he deserves a beating, Su Yi always wished that the tea in Mu Chen's hands would be covered with pesticides, poisoning and blinding him.

Almost every night when I fall asleep at midnight, I will receive police officers who are drunk and fighting, who don’t pay for the car, and who don’t go home. In the middle of the night, I bring back a group of drunken ghosts and snake spirits, and they can toss about until dawn the next day. These people "I am the only one in the world when I am drunk, and I am the grandson of the world when I am awake", and they cannot be beaten or scolded. I can't let it go, I can only accompany Tianming.After more than two months, Su Yi's sapphire cabbage has become a pickled cabbage under the wind and frost. He has aged a lot, and the age difference between him and Deputy Director Mu has been shortened. .

One evening, the off-duty colleagues in the office had already left work, and the team of four on duty had a leisurely time. When it was time for dinner, the four of them sat under the eaves and waited for dinner.

At this time, a middle-aged man came to the courtyard, rushed to the front of the four of them, panting and said: "Officer, help me."

Su Yixin thought that he had never seen such a big battle, but as for being so anxious, he comforted him: "Brother, don't worry, just speak slowly."

The middle-aged man wiped off his sweat and said, "There is a snake with thick arms nestled in my kitchen, can you help me, officer, what should I do if it bites someone?"

Hearing this, Su Yi suddenly felt that his legs were a little soft. This battle was indeed a bit big. Mu Chen swallowed quickly, turned his head, and looked at the other three people in blank dismay.

As the people's police, if the masses are in trouble, they must come forward, but this "difficulty" is indeed a bit difficult for everyone here.

Mu Chen clicked his tongue and looked back at Su Yi.

At this moment, Su Yi gave full play to the self-consciousness of the new policeman that he didn't need to talk too much, stepped back as if dodging, and quickly missed the encouragement in Mu Chen's eyes, not to mention snakes, even the cabbage worms on the vine were enough to scare Su Yi At this moment, Su Yi was shuddering when he thought of that wriggling animal with thick arms, not to mention that this wriggling thing bites people, not only bites people, it may also be poisonous, Su Yi didn't take off his clothes and left right now. People, Yiran respects the police uniform on him very much.

In Su Yi's eyes, Mu Chen couldn't see the light of righteousness and bravery moving forward, so he quickly changed his person, and his expectant eyes fell on Ximen. Ximen was very righteous and awe-inspiring, and sternly rejected Deputy Director Mu's expectations, and spoke out He waved his hand and said, "I'm scared, I admit it, my legs are weak when I see this thing, I can't even push the gas pedal."

The squad of these four people was about to be completely annihilated and lose their combat effectiveness. It seemed ashamed to call this kind of thing reinforcements. After all, according to the regulations, a combat police force of three to one was more than enough. I'm afraid it's not easy to report to the superior to ask for reinforcements.

In desperation, Mu Chen put the team's only hope on Xu Jiang who was "too lazy to eat snakes" on weekdays. With a smiling face that said "It's all up to you", Mu Chen put his hand on Xu Jiang's shoulder , asked without hope: "You should have no problem, right?"

Without hope, there will always be a desperate turning point. Seeing Deputy Director Mu entrusting him with great trust, Xu Jiang glanced at the people around him, slapped his chest, and shouted: "Go! Copy the guy, call stew!"

As soon as this remark came out, it instantly injected fresh fighting power into this broken team. Although Mu Chen doubted whether Xu Jiang was not motivated, but seeing his confident appearance, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and hide. I can't bear the responsibility anymore, so I hurried to win over Su Yi again, at least to strengthen the fighting team.

Mu Chen put the hand on Xu Jiang's shoulders on Su Yi's shoulders again, put it close to his ear, and said, "Brother, you won't have the heart to watch us die, will you? Haha."

Su Yining looked at Mu Chen with eyebrows, the face in front of him was clearly urging him to "go to death", but I don't know if it was too good-looking, the eyebrows and eyes curved into almost perfect arcs, and the blinking eyelashes seemed eager to die for love, Waiting for Su Yi to agree to go with him to fight snakes together, Su Yi saw that his mind was a little flustered, and before he saw the snake, he was weakened by the man's crisp legs and feet. Su Yi sighed and turned his heart away. Die, give up your life to accompany the gentleman!

Since ancient times, beauty tricks have been hit every time, if they fail, it must be because they are not good enough.

The four gathered their heads together, and decisively abandoned Ximen, who had lost his combat effectiveness, and assigned him a more honorable task—making soup at home, preparing to stew the booty.

The author has something to say: Happy New Year everyone