I heard that you are a scum
Chapter 34
Ray what thunder?The man was dumbfounded.
Chen Yiming laughed loudly: "Didn't you say you were Lei Feng at noon that day? He really thought you were called by that name. I explained it to him, but he probably didn't understand."
Only then did the man come to his senses: "The Purification Bureau doesn't allow members to reveal their identities in front of ordinary people. Mr. Duan, you just think I used a fake name."
"As for that night, because of the appearance of this cat, all members of the Purification Bureau urgently gathered to discuss countermeasures."
"That female ghost has been purified by Mr. Duan, so we didn't go looking for her again."
"My name is Jun Yu, a member of the H City Branch of the Jingling Bureau. I am mainly responsible for maintaining the balance of yin and yang near H University."
"So that's how it is." Duan Yannian said, "Then why are you the only one dealing with Hetao tonight?"
Jun Yu smiled wryly: "The Jingling Bureau has limited members, and the entire H city does not have more than ten people. Last night, all of us carried out a siege on it, but it escaped. They heard that the S city next door sent an attack. Flood, I thought he had fled there, and attacked with all the members, leaving me alone to guard City H. Who would have thought that it would stay in City H, if it wasn't for its serious injuries, I would not be able to beat him at all."
"This guy is quite smart, he actually knows that the most dangerous place is the safest." Chen Yiming said.
"I also ask you two to follow me to the Purification Bureau tomorrow to make a record. It won't take too much time for you."
Chen Yiming was very curious about the Purification Bureau, so he was naturally eager to see it.He looked at Duan Yannian eagerly, with "Go! Go! Go! Go!" written all over his face.
Duan Yannian also felt that it would be much more convenient to have an official background, plus the starry eyes of the person next to him...
There seems to be no choice but to agree.
……
Early the next morning, the two checked out the room under the ambiguous gaze of the front desk.
The address of the Jingling Bureau is near H University. They boarded the bus and headed back. Duan Yannian was still responsible for carrying the body of He Yu.
"Anyway, they are officials. Don't you have a special car when you go out?" Chen Yiming squinted at Jun Yu through a few heads.
Jun Yu rolled his eyes: "We still have to save the world, how can we have a special car with spare money?"
The passengers who crowded the bus together immediately moved back a few steps after hearing this, all they wanted was to stay away from these two pretenders.
After experiencing the taxi, Duan Yannian tried the bus again. He curiously walked from the front to the back, and from the back to the front, passing through the bodies of one person after another, having a great time.
The air conditioner in the car is fully turned on today... All the passengers thought so.
Chen Yiming covered his face, unable to bear to look directly.
"The station ahead is H University..."
The two squeezed out of the car, and Chen Yiming followed Jun Yu into H University.
Even if he was beaten to death, he would never have imagined that the sixth floor of their school library, which is not open to the public, is the legendary Jingling Bureau!
The H University Library has a total of six floors, the first five floors are open to the public, and it has a rich collection of books. There are often a lot of academic masters gathered here, immersed in the sea of books all day long.
Everyone thought that the sixth floor might be some precious ancient books, and they were afraid that the students would damage them.
Only now did he know that this was the headquarters of the Jingling Bureau!
The Purification Bureau is not what he imagined.
After all, it is such a fantasy department. In Chen Yiming's imagination, it should be like in the armored warriors he watched when he was a child-the wall of the bathroom can be rotated, and it is connected to a place with a much higher level of technology behind it. What is floating in the air? The display screen, what everyone is wearing high technology.
Reality is the exact opposite of imagination.
Except that the gate leading to the sixth floor can only be entered by swiping a card, there is no high-tech inside!without!have!
It's not a high-tech thing to swipe a card to enter the door, okay? !
The sixth floor is not small, and the layout inside is exactly the same as that of their teaching building - after entering the door, there is a short corridor with five doors on both sides, and a gate at the end of the corridor.
Jun Yu led them straight to the door at the end.
Duan Yannian looked left and right for a few times, and there were signs with people's names on the doors on both sides of the corridor, which seemed to be the rooms of these people.Jun Yu's room is the last one on the left.And on the door at the end, there are three words "meeting room".
An ordinary room, an ordinary meeting room, Jun Yu took out two forms from the cabinet in the meeting room and asked them to fill them in.
"What does this gender mean?" Duan Yannian asked when filling out the form.
"If you are a man, write male; if you are a woman, write female." Chen Yiming wrote the word "male" on his form.
Duan Yannian nodded knowingly, and also wrote a man.
"How should someone in that age group write?"
Chen Yiming finished writing 21 by himself, then glanced at Duan Yannian's long robe, and said, "You can just write three thousand."
"Three thousand?" Jun Yu said suddenly, "Looking at Mr. Duan's clothes, I guessed that you should be a ghost from a long time ago. Didn't you expect it to be more than 3000 years?"
"Didn't expect that?" Chen Yiming chuckled, "Your brother Duan was a prime minister more than 3000 years ago!"
"So powerful?" Jun Yu asked in surprise.
Duan Yannian didn't listen to the things around him, he only wanted to fill in the form, and he didn't pay attention to what the two of them said.
Engaged in work... the previous job is not very good now...
Chen Yiming looked at his pen paused next to these four words, and shouted: "Now you are a wandering ghost without a job."
Duan Yannian showed a puzzled expression, and Chen Yiming explained: "It's just a lonely ghost wandering around without a job."
Makes sense.
So he picked up a pen and wrote on the paper the four characters "jobless wandering ghost".
Jun Yu was dumbfounded, he looked at Chen Yiming, and signaled with his eyes: You listen to everything?
Chen Yiming raised his chin triumphantly: Isn't that necessary?
There are two forms, one is like a dog crawling, and the other is flying like a flying phoenix.Jun Yu put the two pieces of paper in a thin folder, and then began to call for security.
"Do you two want to consider joining us? We enjoy the treatment of civil servants. The initial salary is 2800, and it will be 3000 after three years. It will not delay your earning extra money on weekdays, as long as you go out on missions occasionally. There is no bus, but if you are awesome, you can fly by yourself. Our department is a cooperative unit with Qingxu Guan, and we provide the training manual written by Qingxu Guan, and the master of refining alchemy can tailor weapons and elixir for you... ..."
At this time, in Chen Yiming's eyes, Jun Yu's back seemed to be shining with light, and his voice seemed to come from the distant sky——
Friends, have you heard of Amway?
"I'll eat it! No, can't I add it?!" The pie is really falling from the sky! !
I think of him, Chen Yiming, who was an ordinary poor man half a month ago, but because of his family's jade pendant, he met a female ghost and the Jingling Bureau successively, and now he has received an invitation letter from this official supernatural organization. Are you going the way of the hero? !
"Brother Jun can decide on such a big matter?" Duan Yannian asked.
Jun Yu nodded and explained: "You probably don't know the current situation-hundreds of years ago, the human world entered the age of doom, and the aura in the world became thinner and thinner. Up to now, no one has ascended to immortality. With the development of technology, materialistic With the popularization of doctrine, human beings no longer believe in ghosts and gods, so the founder of the Jingling Bureau divided the human world into three realms: humans, ghosts, and spirits. The ghost realm is commonly known as the underworld, which is occupied by a group of ghost cultivators; ;The human world is home to human beings and demons and ghosts who entered the world. The prerequisite for entering the world is to sign the WTO entry treaty of the Jingling Bureau. If he violates it, we will deprive him of his right to reside in the human world. For the convenience of management, one of them is all Entrants must belong to either organization."
He took a glass of water while talking, took a sip and continued: "The two belong to the world, and currently have no family or sect. If you want to stay in the human world, you can only choose to join us."
Chen Yiming never thought that he was an ordinary human being before he saw the ghost. Seeing that the protagonist's dream was about to come true, and the Long March was about to take the last step, of course he agreed wholeheartedly.
Duan Yannian couldn't stay too far away from him at all, so he could only agree with him.
After filling out the form and signing the contract, the contract will take effect immediately.
Jun Yu gave Chen Yiming a card: "This is the magnetic card for the gate on the sixth floor. The Jingling Bureau welcomes you at any time."
……
One morning, he became an official ape in a daze, and he still had a salary. The happiness came so suddenly that Chen Yiming still felt like he was floating in the sky after going out for a long time.
Duan Yannian didn't care about Chen Yiming, who was swaying, he always felt that Jun Yu gave him an indescribable feeling.
On the surface, Jun Yu seems to have nothing wrong, but his words and deeds are full of disobedience.
It's like... he's actually not an enthusiastic and dedicated person, the "Jun Yu" they saw is more like a deliberate disguise...
But it's true that he didn't feel any malice from him, and there was no black air around him, maybe it was just because of the disguise that they were not familiar with?
I hope he thinks so...
After class, Chen Yiming ran to the sixth floor of the library. With a beating heart, he carefully swiped the door with his magnetic card in both hands.
After entering the door, he went straight to the door of the room with the word "Jun Yu" hanging on it, and began to knock on the door with a "boom".
Jun Yu opened the door and was surprised to see the two of them, and asked why they came.
Chen Yiming told him about Sun Jing.
Jun Yu's reaction is the same as that of all normal people who encounter such things——
"You should call the police first."
"The Jingling Bureau doesn't care how people die, it only cares how ghosts live."
Chen Yiming: "I would like to call the police, but I don't know Sun Jing well at all. What should I say when the police ask me? The Public Security Bureau can't take care of things related to ghosts, can your Jingling Bureau also take care of it?"
Jun Yu: "...that makes sense, but I'm speechless."
Ding dong, Jun Yu has joined your team.
The author has something to say:
Today I saw that there was a foreshadowing, but I wrote it later because the world is a bit long, so some less important foreshadowings are useless. For example, every time Chen Yiming popularized modern knowledge, Duan Yannian was thoughtful.
Favorites increased to 18!Open smoked!Love you cuties!
Chen Yiming laughed loudly: "Didn't you say you were Lei Feng at noon that day? He really thought you were called by that name. I explained it to him, but he probably didn't understand."
Only then did the man come to his senses: "The Purification Bureau doesn't allow members to reveal their identities in front of ordinary people. Mr. Duan, you just think I used a fake name."
"As for that night, because of the appearance of this cat, all members of the Purification Bureau urgently gathered to discuss countermeasures."
"That female ghost has been purified by Mr. Duan, so we didn't go looking for her again."
"My name is Jun Yu, a member of the H City Branch of the Jingling Bureau. I am mainly responsible for maintaining the balance of yin and yang near H University."
"So that's how it is." Duan Yannian said, "Then why are you the only one dealing with Hetao tonight?"
Jun Yu smiled wryly: "The Jingling Bureau has limited members, and the entire H city does not have more than ten people. Last night, all of us carried out a siege on it, but it escaped. They heard that the S city next door sent an attack. Flood, I thought he had fled there, and attacked with all the members, leaving me alone to guard City H. Who would have thought that it would stay in City H, if it wasn't for its serious injuries, I would not be able to beat him at all."
"This guy is quite smart, he actually knows that the most dangerous place is the safest." Chen Yiming said.
"I also ask you two to follow me to the Purification Bureau tomorrow to make a record. It won't take too much time for you."
Chen Yiming was very curious about the Purification Bureau, so he was naturally eager to see it.He looked at Duan Yannian eagerly, with "Go! Go! Go! Go!" written all over his face.
Duan Yannian also felt that it would be much more convenient to have an official background, plus the starry eyes of the person next to him...
There seems to be no choice but to agree.
……
Early the next morning, the two checked out the room under the ambiguous gaze of the front desk.
The address of the Jingling Bureau is near H University. They boarded the bus and headed back. Duan Yannian was still responsible for carrying the body of He Yu.
"Anyway, they are officials. Don't you have a special car when you go out?" Chen Yiming squinted at Jun Yu through a few heads.
Jun Yu rolled his eyes: "We still have to save the world, how can we have a special car with spare money?"
The passengers who crowded the bus together immediately moved back a few steps after hearing this, all they wanted was to stay away from these two pretenders.
After experiencing the taxi, Duan Yannian tried the bus again. He curiously walked from the front to the back, and from the back to the front, passing through the bodies of one person after another, having a great time.
The air conditioner in the car is fully turned on today... All the passengers thought so.
Chen Yiming covered his face, unable to bear to look directly.
"The station ahead is H University..."
The two squeezed out of the car, and Chen Yiming followed Jun Yu into H University.
Even if he was beaten to death, he would never have imagined that the sixth floor of their school library, which is not open to the public, is the legendary Jingling Bureau!
The H University Library has a total of six floors, the first five floors are open to the public, and it has a rich collection of books. There are often a lot of academic masters gathered here, immersed in the sea of books all day long.
Everyone thought that the sixth floor might be some precious ancient books, and they were afraid that the students would damage them.
Only now did he know that this was the headquarters of the Jingling Bureau!
The Purification Bureau is not what he imagined.
After all, it is such a fantasy department. In Chen Yiming's imagination, it should be like in the armored warriors he watched when he was a child-the wall of the bathroom can be rotated, and it is connected to a place with a much higher level of technology behind it. What is floating in the air? The display screen, what everyone is wearing high technology.
Reality is the exact opposite of imagination.
Except that the gate leading to the sixth floor can only be entered by swiping a card, there is no high-tech inside!without!have!
It's not a high-tech thing to swipe a card to enter the door, okay? !
The sixth floor is not small, and the layout inside is exactly the same as that of their teaching building - after entering the door, there is a short corridor with five doors on both sides, and a gate at the end of the corridor.
Jun Yu led them straight to the door at the end.
Duan Yannian looked left and right for a few times, and there were signs with people's names on the doors on both sides of the corridor, which seemed to be the rooms of these people.Jun Yu's room is the last one on the left.And on the door at the end, there are three words "meeting room".
An ordinary room, an ordinary meeting room, Jun Yu took out two forms from the cabinet in the meeting room and asked them to fill them in.
"What does this gender mean?" Duan Yannian asked when filling out the form.
"If you are a man, write male; if you are a woman, write female." Chen Yiming wrote the word "male" on his form.
Duan Yannian nodded knowingly, and also wrote a man.
"How should someone in that age group write?"
Chen Yiming finished writing 21 by himself, then glanced at Duan Yannian's long robe, and said, "You can just write three thousand."
"Three thousand?" Jun Yu said suddenly, "Looking at Mr. Duan's clothes, I guessed that you should be a ghost from a long time ago. Didn't you expect it to be more than 3000 years?"
"Didn't expect that?" Chen Yiming chuckled, "Your brother Duan was a prime minister more than 3000 years ago!"
"So powerful?" Jun Yu asked in surprise.
Duan Yannian didn't listen to the things around him, he only wanted to fill in the form, and he didn't pay attention to what the two of them said.
Engaged in work... the previous job is not very good now...
Chen Yiming looked at his pen paused next to these four words, and shouted: "Now you are a wandering ghost without a job."
Duan Yannian showed a puzzled expression, and Chen Yiming explained: "It's just a lonely ghost wandering around without a job."
Makes sense.
So he picked up a pen and wrote on the paper the four characters "jobless wandering ghost".
Jun Yu was dumbfounded, he looked at Chen Yiming, and signaled with his eyes: You listen to everything?
Chen Yiming raised his chin triumphantly: Isn't that necessary?
There are two forms, one is like a dog crawling, and the other is flying like a flying phoenix.Jun Yu put the two pieces of paper in a thin folder, and then began to call for security.
"Do you two want to consider joining us? We enjoy the treatment of civil servants. The initial salary is 2800, and it will be 3000 after three years. It will not delay your earning extra money on weekdays, as long as you go out on missions occasionally. There is no bus, but if you are awesome, you can fly by yourself. Our department is a cooperative unit with Qingxu Guan, and we provide the training manual written by Qingxu Guan, and the master of refining alchemy can tailor weapons and elixir for you... ..."
At this time, in Chen Yiming's eyes, Jun Yu's back seemed to be shining with light, and his voice seemed to come from the distant sky——
Friends, have you heard of Amway?
"I'll eat it! No, can't I add it?!" The pie is really falling from the sky! !
I think of him, Chen Yiming, who was an ordinary poor man half a month ago, but because of his family's jade pendant, he met a female ghost and the Jingling Bureau successively, and now he has received an invitation letter from this official supernatural organization. Are you going the way of the hero? !
"Brother Jun can decide on such a big matter?" Duan Yannian asked.
Jun Yu nodded and explained: "You probably don't know the current situation-hundreds of years ago, the human world entered the age of doom, and the aura in the world became thinner and thinner. Up to now, no one has ascended to immortality. With the development of technology, materialistic With the popularization of doctrine, human beings no longer believe in ghosts and gods, so the founder of the Jingling Bureau divided the human world into three realms: humans, ghosts, and spirits. The ghost realm is commonly known as the underworld, which is occupied by a group of ghost cultivators; ;The human world is home to human beings and demons and ghosts who entered the world. The prerequisite for entering the world is to sign the WTO entry treaty of the Jingling Bureau. If he violates it, we will deprive him of his right to reside in the human world. For the convenience of management, one of them is all Entrants must belong to either organization."
He took a glass of water while talking, took a sip and continued: "The two belong to the world, and currently have no family or sect. If you want to stay in the human world, you can only choose to join us."
Chen Yiming never thought that he was an ordinary human being before he saw the ghost. Seeing that the protagonist's dream was about to come true, and the Long March was about to take the last step, of course he agreed wholeheartedly.
Duan Yannian couldn't stay too far away from him at all, so he could only agree with him.
After filling out the form and signing the contract, the contract will take effect immediately.
Jun Yu gave Chen Yiming a card: "This is the magnetic card for the gate on the sixth floor. The Jingling Bureau welcomes you at any time."
……
One morning, he became an official ape in a daze, and he still had a salary. The happiness came so suddenly that Chen Yiming still felt like he was floating in the sky after going out for a long time.
Duan Yannian didn't care about Chen Yiming, who was swaying, he always felt that Jun Yu gave him an indescribable feeling.
On the surface, Jun Yu seems to have nothing wrong, but his words and deeds are full of disobedience.
It's like... he's actually not an enthusiastic and dedicated person, the "Jun Yu" they saw is more like a deliberate disguise...
But it's true that he didn't feel any malice from him, and there was no black air around him, maybe it was just because of the disguise that they were not familiar with?
I hope he thinks so...
After class, Chen Yiming ran to the sixth floor of the library. With a beating heart, he carefully swiped the door with his magnetic card in both hands.
After entering the door, he went straight to the door of the room with the word "Jun Yu" hanging on it, and began to knock on the door with a "boom".
Jun Yu opened the door and was surprised to see the two of them, and asked why they came.
Chen Yiming told him about Sun Jing.
Jun Yu's reaction is the same as that of all normal people who encounter such things——
"You should call the police first."
"The Jingling Bureau doesn't care how people die, it only cares how ghosts live."
Chen Yiming: "I would like to call the police, but I don't know Sun Jing well at all. What should I say when the police ask me? The Public Security Bureau can't take care of things related to ghosts, can your Jingling Bureau also take care of it?"
Jun Yu: "...that makes sense, but I'm speechless."
Ding dong, Jun Yu has joined your team.
The author has something to say:
Today I saw that there was a foreshadowing, but I wrote it later because the world is a bit long, so some less important foreshadowings are useless. For example, every time Chen Yiming popularized modern knowledge, Duan Yannian was thoughtful.
Favorites increased to 18!Open smoked!Love you cuties!
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