I heard that you are a scum

"Duan Yannian? Which year is extended?"

"Yannian that prolongs life." Duan Yannian replied.

Chen Yiming read out what he had found: "Duan Yannian, courtesy name Jinyu, Prime Minister of the Chen Dynasty, with outstanding literary talents, the date of birth and death is unknown."

"No more?" Duan Yannian looked at the small square in his hand.

"It's gone." He quit Baidu, turned from left to right around Duan Yannian in surprise, and then from right to left, "Dude, you are so powerful. My god, prime minister! Did you not know when you were alive?" With all the power in the government and the public, hugging left and right, living a fairy-like life every day?"

Duan Yannian smiled and said: "To be honest, I don't know anything about the past, and I want to know what kind of life I lived more than you."

"Huh?" Chen Yiming was stunned.

"I have been sleeping in this jade pendant for thousands of years, and I just woke up today. I have already blurred everything in my life, so I want you, little brother, to find out who I am and why I died from this chicken for me. .”

"Mobile phone." Chen Yiming corrected.

"Ah... hand chicken." Duan Yannian continued, "Now there is no definite information on this hand chicken, so—" he frowned at Chen Yiming with a smile, "I need to bother you little brother. "

A cool wind blew from the back of his neck, Chen Yiming's body froze, and then he remembered that the old ghost in front of him was a thousand-year-old ghost, and he was asked to live with such a ghost...Thinking about it, he felt chills all over his body.

"That... Lord Prime Minister... Anyway, you are awake now, why don't you go and investigate your life experience yourself?" With a sad face, he held his mobile phone and folded his hands in front of him three times, and said to the short year, "I'm just an ordinary person. Poor students, poor and white, even if they want to help you with something, they still have more than enough energy..."

Duan Yannian took the mobile phone from him and fiddled with it curiously: "Little brother will be satisfied if he has this kind of heart, and I will write this down. If there is something within his power, I hope you will not be stingy in helping. He raised his eyes and smiled at him, his brows and eyes were full of threats, "What do you think?"

Chen Yiming shuddered, and immediately stood up straight, looking upright like a primary school student: "Yes, yes, yes!"

The ancestor in front of him just lowered his head and continued to fiddle with the phone.

Chen Yiming slapped himself, making you unable to speak. You were caught by others, right?Mom was right, all squinting eyes are monsters!

With a sound of "dang", Chen Yiming raised his head suspiciously, and saw Duan Yannian knock his mobile phone on the table hard.

"Damn it! Big brother! This phone can't be dropped!" He didn't care about his fear, and flew up to get his phone back. There were already a few cracks on the smooth screen of the phone. Fortunately, he installed a tempered film Otherwise, today is either the death of a ghost or the death of him!

"Can't you fall..." Duan Yannian looked at his movements suspiciously.

"No!" Chen Yiming handed the phone to him, and let him see the cracks on the screen, "Look! It broke!"

"I'm very sorry, little brother." Duan Yannian bowed to him and cupped his hands, frightened him, and quickly waved his hands: "It's okay, it's okay... If you want to play with your mobile phone, I will teach you."

Duan Yannian naturally agreed—so the old ghost who had never seen the world indulged in mobile games all afternoon.

……

It was already evening when the roommate came back.

Chen Yiming is a Chinese education major, and he needs to write a lot of lesson plans on weekdays. It happened that the ghost ancestor was holding his mobile phone, so he has been working hard to complete the homework he has accumulated for a long time.

When his roommate Zhang Yang came in, Chen Yiming was taken aback. He stared at him intently, thinking quickly about how to explain the man in ancient costume sitting next to him playing with his mobile phone.

Fortunately, Zhang Yang acted as if he couldn't see Duan Yannian at all, not only couldn't see him, he couldn't even see the mobile phone in his hand.

Chen Yiming breathed a sigh of relief, and just halfway out of his breath, he saw Zhang Yang talking and about to sit down on the chair next to him.

"I said, why are you so diligent today, you didn't turn on the computer and didn't play..."

"Don't sit there!" Chen Yiming grabbed his clothes suddenly and said loudly.

Zhang Yang yelled and was startled: "You want to scare me to death...why can't I sit here? Have you ever opened?"

"This... this chair..." Chen Yiming's brain was spinning rapidly, Duan Yannian took time out of the game to smile at him, making him shiver in fright, and at the same time, he also saw through Duan Yannian's body that his ass was under the clothes he had taken off before , suddenly had an idea, pointed to Duan Yannian and said: "There are still my clothes on this chair, if you sit on it again and wrinkle it for me, I have to iron it."

"Hey, what a big deal." Zhang Yang is not such a fussy person, "You write, I'll take a shower." After speaking, he turned and went to the bathroom.

Chen Yiming wiped off the cold sweat from his head, and knelt directly in front of Duan Yannian: "Big brother! You are my big brother! It's fine if you scare me, are you planning to scare my brother to death?"

Duan Yannian slid his hands on the phone screen indifferently, and used the little yellow duck to create a special effect again: "What are you afraid of, they can't see me or touch me except you. This hand chicken has the same effect in my hand " He looked up at him, "Don't you feel honored to be the only one who sees me?"

Chen Yiming buried his face in his cold legs in pain, and cried out, "Master Prime Minister, even if I can't touch you, I can't bear to see a living person sitting in your body... Can you do me a favor, just Let me not see you too."

As soon as the other two roommates entered the door, they saw him kneeling on the stool, mumbling what he was talking about, and asked curiously, "Are you lying on the stool to smell?"

Chen Yiming straightened up and said with a dry smile, "Hahaha tomorrow I will take the test of the ten teaching methods, and I will pray."

Duan Yannian said quietly: "It is better to rely on oneself than to ask others. It is much more practical to work hard than to pray to heaven."

The two roommates didn't think much, and turned to pack their things.

Chen Yiming took the opportunity to give him a ferocious expression, signaling him to stop talking sarcasticly.

Duan Yannian turned his face away: "Don't make that expression with me, it's so ugly that I want to slap you."

Chen Yiming's face froze.

Duan Yannian let out a burst of joyful laughter, and sat down on his bed: "This won't disturb you, will it?"

His roommate was still there, so it was not easy for him to talk into the air. Seeing him sitting on the bed and playing with his mobile phone, he turned around and struggled with his homework.

I wrote this until it was dark.

Seeing that he was studying hard, the roommates played the game quietly with headphones on all the time, so the whole dormitory could only hear the "rustling" sound of the pen rubbing against the paper.

"Chen Yiming."

Without raising his head, he asked, "Why did you call me?"

"The hand chicken is sick."

"No one called you."

Two voices sounded at the same time, and Chen Yiming's writing pen stopped.

He scratched the back of his head and said dryly: "Hahaha I may have been writing for too long and have auditory hallucinations. Play with you, and I will go to bed and rest."

He threw the pen away, quickly climbed onto the bed, took the mobile phone from Duan Yannian, and then looked at his roommates who were playing games with earphones with their backs to them like a thief, and then said with confidence: "The mobile phone won't work." Those who are sick can only be broken."

Duan Yannian felt aggrieved, he pointed to the phone screen and said, "A lot of strange images suddenly flashed on this hand, and then it doesn't work no matter how you touch it."

"You can't just use the phone, use one." Chen Yiming poked the phone twice and rolled his eyes vaguely: "You ran out of battery."

"... Electricity?" Duan Yannian looked up at the sky.

"It's not the electricity!" Chen Yiming quickly stopped his dangerous thought, "If there is no electricity, you can find me, so don't take it to the sky to find electricity."

Without raising his head, Zhang Yang put on his earphones and shouted: "What are you talking about?"

"I didn't call you!" Chen Yiming also shouted to him, "Let's play your game!"

Then he got out of bed and found his own charger, charged the phone, and said to Duan Yannian: "This line is called a charger, and the phone's sudden black screen may be out of power, just like a person needs to eat while alive, and the phone needs to be normal. There must be sufficient power for use, and the power will be used up after a period of time, so it needs to be charged."

"Charging?" Duan Yannian repeated.

"Yes, you can't play with your phone while it's charging, you can play it after it's fully charged."

He nodded thoughtfully, obediently like a kindergarten kid: "I never thought that there would be such craftsmanship in this era. It's really a miracle. I don't know who the creator of this hand chicken is. If there is a chance, Duan will definitely come to visit." some."

Chen Yiming chuckled: "The founder has already become a ghost like you."

"The world is missing such a genius... Sigh..." Duan Yannian was filled with emotion.

"Don't lament here that you were born before I was born, and I am old when I was born." Chen Yiming interrupted his emotion: "Tell me what you plan to do while they can't hear me."

"What should I do?" Duan Yannian looked at him innocently.

Chen Yiming said with disgust: "Speaking well is so cute, you don't plan to just follow me like this?"

Duan Yannian sat on the edge of the bed shaking his legs, and replied: "I can't be too far away from the jade pendant."

Jade pendant?Chen Yiming thought of the jade pendant thrown on the table by himself, and calculated in his head: When he takes the jade pendant to a place eight hundred miles away from him and throws it away, it is best to let someone else pick it up... Wouldn't it be flattering? ?

As if he could see clearly what was going on in his mind, Duan Yannian directly shattered his fantasy: "Don't think about it, Duan is naturally hanging on such an important thing."

As soon as Chen Yiming lowered his head, he saw the jade pendant hanging from his waist, which he clearly buckled under the book. He said with a dry smile, "Hahaha, I didn't think about anything. This jade pendant is very important to you, right?"

"Of course. If the jade pendant is broken, I will be out of my wits." Duan Yannian said.

Chen Yiming didn't believe it at all: "Are you trying to trick me into smashing the jade pendant and letting you go free?!" He spat at Duan Yannian, "I won't be fooled!"

Duan Yannian raised his eyebrows in surprise, and then chuckled lightly, his brows and eyes were extremely soft, but what he said almost pissed him off: "You've become smarter."

Clenching his fists tightly, Chen Yiming stopped the villain with his teeth and claws in his heart: smile!What the hell... When I find a way to cure you, I'll see if you're still smiling!