I heard that you are a scum
Chapter 123 Trash Game 22
trash game!When is it bad to fail, but at that time!How should he face the young suzerain in the future? !
Mu Hanshuang has lived for more than 20 years and has never felt that she is curvy.
He also had several girlfriends before, but they broke up for various reasons.However, this does not affect his straightness like a straight line! !
When Chu Beizhi kissed him, his first reaction was to go offline - this is enough to prove his innocence!
If it wasn't for the sudden delay in the system, he would definitely not have been kissed!
As for being kissed by someone of the same sex, I didn't feel disgusted...
It's just a game data, what's so disgusting or not.
Thinking of this, Mu Hanshuang successfully hypnotized herself.
Anyway, it's just a bunch of data, so it's not impossible for him to pretend that he played a love game... right?
Wait a moment……!How did he transition to the love development game in a logical way? !He didn't want to fall in love with Chu Beizhi!
The more you think, the more chaotic.
He simply took a shower and changed his clothes to go out for a stroll.
The city is sparsely populated at noon, and the sun is scorching, as if it wants to evaporate all human blood, and there are heat waves visible to the naked eye rolling in the air...
Thinking of going out to flirt with a girl, he stepped back from the villa within ten steps.
Such a hot day!It is impossible to go out!
In the end, he chose to stay in his room and browse the forum.
——Anyway, he doesn't want to play the game for the time being! !
The "Swordsman" forum is very lively, with information about Amway ready-to-wear, Amway food, screenshots of Amway scenery, complaints about game settings, and 818 grievances and hatreds.
He browsed around and saw a post called "What if you tell npcs that they are just data".
The post was extremely popular, and it was lifted high, building thousands of floors.
He has been playing games for so long, and he has always been careful not to reveal his identity in front of npc.
Curiosity drove him to click in.
The landlord said in the building: "I know that you will not read the statement on the login interface of "Swordsman" carefully, so I agree with it if you just tick it. Identity, otherwise the consequences will be at your own risk. So what are the consequences? Today, the landlord will die once."
Then the host started the live broadcast, and posted many screenshots of the game.
He applied for a trumpet, was born in an ordinary small village, and the game characters looked about 16 years old.
After logging into the game, he directly said to the parents of this account, "You are all npcs, it's data, it's fake", followed by a picture, the two npcs began to suspect that he was haunted by demons and ghosts, and discussed finding A screenshot of people exorcising ghosts.
Finally, at the end, the host concluded: "It turns out that there are no consequences for doing this. At most, the npc thinks you are abnormal, but I still hope that everyone will play the game seriously and don't act like the host~"
The time was half a month ago.
The post half a month ago was still so high, this group of people can really dig...
The host never appeared again, so he stopped paying attention to this post, and ran to see what you green me I three you you love me I love his post, feeling that there is no game fun at all!
As the saying goes, once the network cable is unplugged, the grievances and grievances are fucked, playing a game can actually show so much love and hatred...
Mu Hanshuang thought about her pitifully small friend list...
I can't think about it... I really want to go online...
After browsing the forum, I want to play games even more... And now I can't play other games except "Swordsman" at all!A holographic online game whetted his appetite.
I don't know how the system hosting will react after I go offline.
After all, before he went offline, he was being bullied by the young suzerain... Even if the system hosting will automatically reduce the sense of presence, but such a close distance and such intimate contact, how could it be possible to automatically ignore his account? !
No, I have to go online to see how my account is doing!
Thinking of this, he finally had a reason to go online, and hurriedly took off his clothes and got into the game cabin, much faster than when he came out of it.
[Your friend [Mu Hanshuang] is online. 】
……
Going online again, others are already on the carriage to Medicine King Valley.
The carriage swayed forward, and the wheels made a rumbling sound. Accompanied by this chaotic rhythm, there was a burst of clear flute sound.
He lifted the curtain of the car and saw that it was the Young Sovereign.
Chu Beizhi sat beside the disciple driving the car, put a bamboo stalk to his lips, and exhaled softly.
This is an unknown song, the tune is brisk, and it makes people feel very comfortable listening to it, and the flooding tide in Mu Hanshuang's heart suddenly calmed down.
He didn't bother Chu Beizhi, and patted the disciple driving the carriage to signal him to sit in. The disciple gave him the reins with a wink, then jumped off the carriage, ran to the carriage behind and sat down.
Jianzong's convoy was advancing mightily, and the sound of the Xiao fluttered farther and farther...
It wasn't until the end of the song that the young master looked at him with a smile on his face, that he realized that the song was over.
"Young Sect Master, where did you come from?" Mu Hanshuang asked.
This must not be the one taken by Jiang Chengfeng, otherwise what would happen to his adventure?
"Find a replacement."
"Oh, what song is this? It's quite nice..."
The Young Sect Master pinned Zhu Xiao back to his waist, and replied: "Wangyou."
a bit familiar...
Mu Hanshuang thought for a long time, but still couldn't think of where he had heard this song before, so he simply gave up thinking: "This song is quite familiar, I seem to have heard it somewhere."
There seemed to be a flash of light in Chu Beizhi's eyes: "Think about it carefully."
Mu Hanshuang scratched his head: "I really can't remember... such a nice song... If I heard it before, I probably won't forget it..."
The light in Young Sect Master's eyes dimmed, and he only said, "That's true."
Too?Does this mean you agree?Are you agreeing that the song is good?Or do you agree that after hearing it, you should not forget it?
Skull pain.
I don't know why, but the Young Sovereign always speaks half of what he says.
The two were relatively speechless, and the horseshoes clattered, but they didn't look embarrassed.
After the carriage drove for a while, the Young Sovereign suddenly called out, "Yangyang."
Mu Hanshuang: "? Where is it?"
Chu Beizhi looked at him with a smile in his eyes.
Mu Hanshuang realized belatedly: Yangyang is his nickname! ! !
I drop mom!How did the young master know this? !Why are you called by your nickname when you come up? !What happened after he left? !He wants to see the hosting records! !
Mu Hanshuang turned around and was about to get into the carriage, but was pulled back by Chu Beizhi, who was holding the rein with one hand: "Should I still count on what I promised?"
???
What's the matter?when?
He sat back in front of the carriage with no love in his life, and tentatively said: "I promised you a lot... When did you talk about it?"
Chu Beizhi: "At Jianzong just now..."
Mu Hanshuang: "?!!"
Fuck!What did you promise? !He shouldn't have gone offline just now!He should read the hosting records before coming out! !
Must go in to see the records!
Chu Beizhi pulled him and refused to let him go, and asked him perseverantly if he counted.
Mu Hanshuang was so anxious that she couldn't help but perfunctory: "It's counting! I want to go in and lie down for a while!"
The young master got the answer he wanted, and let go of his hand, and Mu Hanshuang finally got into the carriage as he wished.
Once inside, he checked the recorded video immediately.
The video starts when he goes offline.
After he went offline, the Young Sovereign also ended the mouth-to-mouth kiss, then touched his head with his hand, and said with a smile, "Would you like to be in love with me?"
Very doting!
The hosting system nodded: "I do."
Mu Hanshuang: "!!!"
What a few systems!How can you make a decision instead of the account owner! !complaint!Must complain! !
He poked open the customer service column in "Swordsman" and asked: [How can the system host make decisions for others without authorization? ! 】
The customer service quickly replied to him: [Please upload the custody record when the error occurred. 】
Mu Hanshuang: "..."
md, want him to send a video of him kissing a man to a bunch of customer service?
[Mu Hanshuang: I refuse!This is my privacy! 】
[Customer service Xiaou: I am very sorry, for your privacy, we have not recorded your hosting records, and if you cannot provide records, we will not be able to find out the problem. 】
trash game!
Mu Hanshuang cursed secretly in her heart, and reluctantly sent the record just now.
【Mu Hanshuang: [Video]】
After half a day, the customer service replied: 【#想】
Mu Hanshuang's face was flushed, and the thumbs up expression seemed to be mocking him!
[Customer service Xiaou: In order not to make the npc suspicious, the hosting system will simulate what you are most likely to continue to do after you go offline~so this situation is normal and there is no error~]
[Mu Hanshuang: What do you mean! !Are you saying that there is a great possibility that I will agree in the future! ! 】
[Customer service Xiaou: I'm not me, don't talk nonsense without you! 】
[Mu Hanshuang: Garbage game! 】
[Customer service Xiaou: I am very happy to serve you~]
[System: [Customer service Xiao u] has left. 】
Mu Hanshuang: "!!" Garbage game! !
How do you even play with this shit? !Is this game still enjoyable to play? !Is it because he didn't charge it? !So you want to play him like this? !
But Chu Beizhi also reminded him: "If you promise, you can't regret it."
Mu Hanshuang closed her eyes and roared, "I know, I know!"
A chuckle spread into his ears, he touched his face, the temperature on it was astonishingly high.
Anyway...it's already like this, why not just... just like this...
Although he didn't agree to it himself, isn't the system hosting in the eyes of the young suzerain himself?How could he be a man who broke his promise!
As for who is the person who has been habitually lying since he was a child——he doesn't know.
Who can't break a jar!
The big deal is that I won't play this spicy chicken game after a while! !
Mu Hanshuang made a lot of mental construction in his heart, and finally succeeded in brainwashing himself when he was about to reach the Valley of the Medicine King.
His thoughts changed from "How do men and women fall in love? I'm straight, he's just a statistic, we're different species, so we can't fall in love" to "Actually, he's pretty handsome, anyway, just a statistic, just play with it, I'm still straight, I'm curvy It's the game not me."
So when the Young Sovereign stretched out his hand under the carriage for him to help get off the carriage, he generously handed it up.
Mu Hanshuang has lived for more than 20 years and has never felt that she is curvy.
He also had several girlfriends before, but they broke up for various reasons.However, this does not affect his straightness like a straight line! !
When Chu Beizhi kissed him, his first reaction was to go offline - this is enough to prove his innocence!
If it wasn't for the sudden delay in the system, he would definitely not have been kissed!
As for being kissed by someone of the same sex, I didn't feel disgusted...
It's just a game data, what's so disgusting or not.
Thinking of this, Mu Hanshuang successfully hypnotized herself.
Anyway, it's just a bunch of data, so it's not impossible for him to pretend that he played a love game... right?
Wait a moment……!How did he transition to the love development game in a logical way? !He didn't want to fall in love with Chu Beizhi!
The more you think, the more chaotic.
He simply took a shower and changed his clothes to go out for a stroll.
The city is sparsely populated at noon, and the sun is scorching, as if it wants to evaporate all human blood, and there are heat waves visible to the naked eye rolling in the air...
Thinking of going out to flirt with a girl, he stepped back from the villa within ten steps.
Such a hot day!It is impossible to go out!
In the end, he chose to stay in his room and browse the forum.
——Anyway, he doesn't want to play the game for the time being! !
The "Swordsman" forum is very lively, with information about Amway ready-to-wear, Amway food, screenshots of Amway scenery, complaints about game settings, and 818 grievances and hatreds.
He browsed around and saw a post called "What if you tell npcs that they are just data".
The post was extremely popular, and it was lifted high, building thousands of floors.
He has been playing games for so long, and he has always been careful not to reveal his identity in front of npc.
Curiosity drove him to click in.
The landlord said in the building: "I know that you will not read the statement on the login interface of "Swordsman" carefully, so I agree with it if you just tick it. Identity, otherwise the consequences will be at your own risk. So what are the consequences? Today, the landlord will die once."
Then the host started the live broadcast, and posted many screenshots of the game.
He applied for a trumpet, was born in an ordinary small village, and the game characters looked about 16 years old.
After logging into the game, he directly said to the parents of this account, "You are all npcs, it's data, it's fake", followed by a picture, the two npcs began to suspect that he was haunted by demons and ghosts, and discussed finding A screenshot of people exorcising ghosts.
Finally, at the end, the host concluded: "It turns out that there are no consequences for doing this. At most, the npc thinks you are abnormal, but I still hope that everyone will play the game seriously and don't act like the host~"
The time was half a month ago.
The post half a month ago was still so high, this group of people can really dig...
The host never appeared again, so he stopped paying attention to this post, and ran to see what you green me I three you you love me I love his post, feeling that there is no game fun at all!
As the saying goes, once the network cable is unplugged, the grievances and grievances are fucked, playing a game can actually show so much love and hatred...
Mu Hanshuang thought about her pitifully small friend list...
I can't think about it... I really want to go online...
After browsing the forum, I want to play games even more... And now I can't play other games except "Swordsman" at all!A holographic online game whetted his appetite.
I don't know how the system hosting will react after I go offline.
After all, before he went offline, he was being bullied by the young suzerain... Even if the system hosting will automatically reduce the sense of presence, but such a close distance and such intimate contact, how could it be possible to automatically ignore his account? !
No, I have to go online to see how my account is doing!
Thinking of this, he finally had a reason to go online, and hurriedly took off his clothes and got into the game cabin, much faster than when he came out of it.
[Your friend [Mu Hanshuang] is online. 】
……
Going online again, others are already on the carriage to Medicine King Valley.
The carriage swayed forward, and the wheels made a rumbling sound. Accompanied by this chaotic rhythm, there was a burst of clear flute sound.
He lifted the curtain of the car and saw that it was the Young Sovereign.
Chu Beizhi sat beside the disciple driving the car, put a bamboo stalk to his lips, and exhaled softly.
This is an unknown song, the tune is brisk, and it makes people feel very comfortable listening to it, and the flooding tide in Mu Hanshuang's heart suddenly calmed down.
He didn't bother Chu Beizhi, and patted the disciple driving the carriage to signal him to sit in. The disciple gave him the reins with a wink, then jumped off the carriage, ran to the carriage behind and sat down.
Jianzong's convoy was advancing mightily, and the sound of the Xiao fluttered farther and farther...
It wasn't until the end of the song that the young master looked at him with a smile on his face, that he realized that the song was over.
"Young Sect Master, where did you come from?" Mu Hanshuang asked.
This must not be the one taken by Jiang Chengfeng, otherwise what would happen to his adventure?
"Find a replacement."
"Oh, what song is this? It's quite nice..."
The Young Sect Master pinned Zhu Xiao back to his waist, and replied: "Wangyou."
a bit familiar...
Mu Hanshuang thought for a long time, but still couldn't think of where he had heard this song before, so he simply gave up thinking: "This song is quite familiar, I seem to have heard it somewhere."
There seemed to be a flash of light in Chu Beizhi's eyes: "Think about it carefully."
Mu Hanshuang scratched his head: "I really can't remember... such a nice song... If I heard it before, I probably won't forget it..."
The light in Young Sect Master's eyes dimmed, and he only said, "That's true."
Too?Does this mean you agree?Are you agreeing that the song is good?Or do you agree that after hearing it, you should not forget it?
Skull pain.
I don't know why, but the Young Sovereign always speaks half of what he says.
The two were relatively speechless, and the horseshoes clattered, but they didn't look embarrassed.
After the carriage drove for a while, the Young Sovereign suddenly called out, "Yangyang."
Mu Hanshuang: "? Where is it?"
Chu Beizhi looked at him with a smile in his eyes.
Mu Hanshuang realized belatedly: Yangyang is his nickname! ! !
I drop mom!How did the young master know this? !Why are you called by your nickname when you come up? !What happened after he left? !He wants to see the hosting records! !
Mu Hanshuang turned around and was about to get into the carriage, but was pulled back by Chu Beizhi, who was holding the rein with one hand: "Should I still count on what I promised?"
???
What's the matter?when?
He sat back in front of the carriage with no love in his life, and tentatively said: "I promised you a lot... When did you talk about it?"
Chu Beizhi: "At Jianzong just now..."
Mu Hanshuang: "?!!"
Fuck!What did you promise? !He shouldn't have gone offline just now!He should read the hosting records before coming out! !
Must go in to see the records!
Chu Beizhi pulled him and refused to let him go, and asked him perseverantly if he counted.
Mu Hanshuang was so anxious that she couldn't help but perfunctory: "It's counting! I want to go in and lie down for a while!"
The young master got the answer he wanted, and let go of his hand, and Mu Hanshuang finally got into the carriage as he wished.
Once inside, he checked the recorded video immediately.
The video starts when he goes offline.
After he went offline, the Young Sovereign also ended the mouth-to-mouth kiss, then touched his head with his hand, and said with a smile, "Would you like to be in love with me?"
Very doting!
The hosting system nodded: "I do."
Mu Hanshuang: "!!!"
What a few systems!How can you make a decision instead of the account owner! !complaint!Must complain! !
He poked open the customer service column in "Swordsman" and asked: [How can the system host make decisions for others without authorization? ! 】
The customer service quickly replied to him: [Please upload the custody record when the error occurred. 】
Mu Hanshuang: "..."
md, want him to send a video of him kissing a man to a bunch of customer service?
[Mu Hanshuang: I refuse!This is my privacy! 】
[Customer service Xiaou: I am very sorry, for your privacy, we have not recorded your hosting records, and if you cannot provide records, we will not be able to find out the problem. 】
trash game!
Mu Hanshuang cursed secretly in her heart, and reluctantly sent the record just now.
【Mu Hanshuang: [Video]】
After half a day, the customer service replied: 【#想】
Mu Hanshuang's face was flushed, and the thumbs up expression seemed to be mocking him!
[Customer service Xiaou: In order not to make the npc suspicious, the hosting system will simulate what you are most likely to continue to do after you go offline~so this situation is normal and there is no error~]
[Mu Hanshuang: What do you mean! !Are you saying that there is a great possibility that I will agree in the future! ! 】
[Customer service Xiaou: I'm not me, don't talk nonsense without you! 】
[Mu Hanshuang: Garbage game! 】
[Customer service Xiaou: I am very happy to serve you~]
[System: [Customer service Xiao u] has left. 】
Mu Hanshuang: "!!" Garbage game! !
How do you even play with this shit? !Is this game still enjoyable to play? !Is it because he didn't charge it? !So you want to play him like this? !
But Chu Beizhi also reminded him: "If you promise, you can't regret it."
Mu Hanshuang closed her eyes and roared, "I know, I know!"
A chuckle spread into his ears, he touched his face, the temperature on it was astonishingly high.
Anyway...it's already like this, why not just... just like this...
Although he didn't agree to it himself, isn't the system hosting in the eyes of the young suzerain himself?How could he be a man who broke his promise!
As for who is the person who has been habitually lying since he was a child——he doesn't know.
Who can't break a jar!
The big deal is that I won't play this spicy chicken game after a while! !
Mu Hanshuang made a lot of mental construction in his heart, and finally succeeded in brainwashing himself when he was about to reach the Valley of the Medicine King.
His thoughts changed from "How do men and women fall in love? I'm straight, he's just a statistic, we're different species, so we can't fall in love" to "Actually, he's pretty handsome, anyway, just a statistic, just play with it, I'm still straight, I'm curvy It's the game not me."
So when the Young Sovereign stretched out his hand under the carriage for him to help get off the carriage, he generously handed it up.
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