fight to the death

"Are you mentally ill?" Jiang Huai couldn't hold back the words after hearing Yu Shen's words.

Yu Shen smiled, turned his head away, stared at the 45-degree angle in a daze.

How long does it take to smoke a cigarette?

Jiang Huai watched helplessly after Yu Shen lit a cigarette, and held it in his mouth for more than half an hour, until the sparks almost burned his mouth, before he was willing to pinch it out, Jiang Huai shook his head repeatedly while watching.

"Do you know how to smoke?" Seeing that Yu Shen wanted to light another cigarette, he couldn't help asking.

Yu Shen took the cigarette out of his mouth, looked up at Jiang Huai, thought for a while before seriously answering: "No."

"Who the hell don't you know how to smoke so vigorously?" Jiang Huai frowned, fanning the faint smell of smoke on the tip of his nose.

"Pretend to be aggressive." Yu Shen said, "No way, it sounds like you're pretty good at it."

"At least a little better than you." Jiang Huai rubbed the soles of his shoes on the ground. In fact, he had never smoked a cigarette, and he said this only because of the inexplicable competitive spirit in his heart.

Yu Shen laughed when he heard that, walked to Jiang Huai and handed over the cigarette case, and stuffed it into Jiang Huai's hand: "Since Brother Gou is so good at smoking, teach me."

Jiang Huai looked down at the cigarette case in his hand, feeling a little melancholy, and there was a saying, "I buried myself in the hole I dug." He raised his head and just wanted to change the subject, but felt that there seemed to be something wrong with Yu Shen's words …

Dog brother? ?who? ? ?

"Hey." He turned around and asked, "Who is your grandson calling a dog?"

Yu Shen looked confused: "You." Seeing Jiang Huai's eyes staring again, he quickly explained: "No, you said it yourself, whoever scolds people and brings family members is a dog."

After hearing this, Jiang Huai froze in place. For a second, he felt that this sentence seemed to have been said somewhere, why is it so familiar?He turned his eyes to Yu Shen's green hair, and then suddenly remembered.

At that time, the random shouts of the elementary school students upstairs were actually heard by the grandson.

Jiang Huai stuck his neck and once again experienced what it meant to cheat himself.

"Fuck." Jiang Huai gritted his back teeth, "Green-haired turtle."

The pronunciation of these three words was deliberately accentuated as if in revenge.

After hearing this, Yu Shen was not annoyed, he messed up his green hair, squatted down and looked up at Jiang Huai and started to giggle. After laughing for a long time, the stomach that Jiang Huai hit before began to ache again.

He clutched his stomach and said aggrievedly, "Brother Dog, you hit hard, and it still hurts now."

"Yes, it sounds like you bite lightly." Jiang Huai rubbed his neck, "You must be a dog."

"Turtle." Yu Shen said, showing his teeth, "The kind with dog teeth."

"Tsk, let me ask you, why are you tearing up my diary?" Jiang Huai squatted down as well.

"I didn't tear it up." Seeing Jiang Huai's expression of distrust, Yu Shen immediately felt even more wronged, "I'm serious, I didn't lie to you. Do you know Zhang Bin? The one sitting in the first row? ...... ouch You don’t even know what you said, but he just doesn’t like you. After you were called out by Lao Deng, I went out too. When I came back, I happened to see a notebook in his hand. I looked familiar, so I snatched it. Come back... I really didn't know it was your diary."

Jiang Huai nodded: "Have you read it?"

Yu Shen shook his head like a rattle, Jiang Huai frowned and said, "Then I called you the green turtle and you didn't respond at all."

Yu Shen shook his head halfway and nodded heavily, Jiang Huai asked again: "Did you see it?"

"Look..." Yu Shen watched Jiang Huai raised his fist silently, "One piece! One piece! Just one piece!"

"You son of a bitch." Jiang Huai said as he rushed towards Yu Shen, and punched Yu Shen in the abdomen, but the strength was completely different from before, and it was like scratching Yu Shen when it landed on him.

"Hold!"

Yu Shen's violent cry caught the attention of the whole class and the English teacher.

The door was opened by the English teacher, and the first thing she saw was Jiang Huai pressing Yu Shen under her body. She pressed the twitching temple, and threw the chalk in her hand at the back of Jiang Huai's head.

Hitting the bull's-eye impartially, Jiang Huai rubbed the back of his head and frowned and turned his head abruptly, just about to say "Which grandson doesn't have eyes, dare to hit your grandpa", after seeing the black face of the English teacher clearly, he forcefully Swallowed it back.

He looked down at Yu Shen with disheveled hair and disheveled clothes, and ten thousand mud horses whizzed by in his heart.

Jiang Huai got up quickly, and Yu Shen also stood up together, only to see the English teacher walking towards Jiang Huai with a roll of English textbooks in his hand, stopped in front of Jiang Huai again, gave him a meaningful look, and sighed. After taking a breath, he immediately changed direction and looked at Yu Shen, and the English textbook in his hand fell on Yu Shen without hesitation.

"I asked you to be late for the class! I asked you to stand and not to stand properly!" The English teacher said a few words and hit him again, "I didn't study hard, I was idle all day, and I even taught Jiang Huai badly. classmate!"

While avoiding the teacher's book, Yu Shen pointed at himself "I, I, I" for a long time, and then he couldn't think of anything to say and rolled his eyes speechlessly at Jiang Huai who was watching the play next to him.

"No." Yu Shen retreated to the corner, "Teacher, Jiang Huai did it first!"

"Jianghuai Jianghuai!" the English teacher gasped, "Everything depends on him! If you didn't make trouble first, would he be the number one in the school?"

"I..." Yu Shen glanced at Jiang Huai behind him, and muttered, "The number one in the school is amazing..."

So, he received the "sorry, the first place in the school is really amazing" look from Brother Gou.

Yu Shen couldn't help cursing in his heart.

I fuck.

Today's weather is not as good as in the past, it is chilly, but there is still an indescribable stuffy feeling in the classroom.

Yu Shen stayed in the classroom because he was fined to copy the English text, and Jiang Huai was forced to stay in the classroom because his deskmate refused to let go. The stopped pen.

It's pink with a little bunny on it.

"Young girl's heart is so serious?" He couldn't help but said, Yu Shen looked up at the sound, followed Jiang Huai's gaze to look at the pen in his hand, and replied casually: "It's not mine, it's Lin Shuqi's."

"Lin Shuqi?" Jiang Huai froze for a moment, "Who?"

"You don't even know me after I told you." Yu Shen said without raising his head, and shook his sore wrist, "Why does Lin Mei talk so much when she has nothing to do? The amount added up in the past is not as good as today's."

"Lin Mei?" Jiang Huai was stunned again, "Who is it again?"

"That English teacher this morning." Yu Shen said, "I said Brother Gou, you have been here for a week, how many people do you know?"

"Only you, half familiar." Jiang Huai scratched his head, "It's not been a week yet, hey, can you stop calling me brother dog, can't you change it? It's ugly."

"You still call me the green turtle." Yu Shen stopped writing the last word and yawned.

"Can it be the same?" Jiang Huai looked at Yu Shen's flailing handwriting with distaste, "It's finished? It's getting dark, why do you insist on writing at school and won't let me go."

"A person will be lonely, empty, and cold." Yu Shen replied confidently.

"Okay, don't be poor." Jiang Huai stood up, "Let's go."

Yu Shen nodded, the two turned off the lights, locked the door and went out.

The outside of No. [-] Middle School can hardly be called quiet in City D, maybe because this is the only school that can be regarded as a regular school, and no one else is allowed to set up a stall at the school gate. All kinds of barbecue smells, now it's so quiet here, but I really feel the loneliness, emptiness, and coldness that Yu Shen said.

He and Yu Shen walked side by side, Yu Shen walked with the guitar on his back neither fast nor slow, and neither of them spoke.

"That..." Jiang Huai broke the silence first, "I dropped your guitar today, I'm sorry."

He didn't know why it was so awkward to apologize. Although it was wrong for him to misunderstand others, he just felt awkward.

"Ah." Yu Shen turned his head and reached out to touch the guitar behind him, "It's okay, it fell several times, and I planned to change the strings, and I don't blame you."

"Then you still hit me first?" Jiang Huai pointed to a bruise on his face, "Fuck me."

"I saw that you really wanted to hit me." Yu Shen laughed, "Seeing that you were panicking, then I simply did it first. There is a saying... If you don't hit, you don't know each other. "

"Stupid." Jiang Huai said.

"Brother Dog, let's walk back." Yu Shen said, "I don't want to take a car."

"You know I'm on the same street as you?" Jiang Huai was a little strange. He remembered that he had never met Yu Shen on Huajing Street except for the day when he met for the first time.

"I don't know." Yu Shen shook his head frankly, "I'm talking nonsense."

"Ah." Jiang Huai was speechless, "I found that you have a lot of problems."

"for example?"

"For example, I like talking nonsense." Jiang Huai clicked his tongue a few times.

"Ah, is it?" Yu Shen said, as if he suddenly thought of something, he grabbed Jiang Huai's sleeve, stared at Jiang Huai's face seriously for a few seconds, and then said slowly, "Brother Dog , I feel as if I have seen you somewhere before."

"I think so too." Jiang Huai followed Yu Shen's example and looked at him earnestly, "Red and green match shit."

Seeing Yu Shen's expression change from dazed to shocked, Jiang Huai couldn't help but want to laugh.

"After a long time, you were the one on the bus." Yu Shen frowned, "I scolded you for half an hour when I got home."

"No wonder I kept sneezing that day." Jiang Huai said seriously.

After finishing speaking, the two looked at each other with joy, and couldn't stop laughing for a long time.

I don't know if people passing by will think they have encountered two psychopaths when they see them.

After a while, Yu Shen stopped and wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes: "Brother Dog, do you think we are destined?"

"Can you stop talking so disgusting." Jiang Huai shook his goosebumps.

The alley where Jiang Huai lived used to have street lights, but for some reason these days, the lights suddenly went off, and the whole alley was gloomy. From the outside, it was dark and nothing could be seen. .

Yu Shen walked side by side with Jiang Huai before, but then he walked a little slower, until he simply hid behind Jiang Huai.

"Are you... afraid of the dark?" Jiang Huai asked with his head tilted.

"No!" Yu Shen denied, straightened up and walked to Jiang Huai, looked at Jiang Huai, although he couldn't see the expression on Jiang Huai's face clearly, "I was just tired and walked slowly." After finishing speaking, he walked away He walked ahead, but turned his head three times a step, as if he was afraid that Jianghuai would disappear suddenly.

"Ah." Jiang Huai nodded, looked at Yu Shen like this and pretended not to see, he saw a rather tall wooden box from a distance, and after he walked in, he got behind the wooden box, just enough to hold it He blocks it completely.He quietly revealed his eyes, staring at Yu Shen who didn't know it in front of him.

"Brother Dog, let me tell you..." Yu Shen seemed to have thought of something, turned his head suddenly, the place where Jianghuai was standing was empty now, he took a few steps back, and shouted a few times voice, "Brother Dog, Brother Dog?"

He yelled a few words but no one responded, Jiang Huai, who was hiding behind the wooden box, covered his mouth and laughed.At this time, the wind suddenly blew, and the alley in the darkness became more and more eerie with the sound of "woo woo woo".

"Fuck." Yu Shen bit his lower lip and walked forward again.

After squatting for too long, Jiang Huai's legs began to feel sore and numb. He stretched out one leg, and immediately felt much more comfortable.Yu Shen got closer and closer, and when he passed the wooden box, he didn't see his feet clearly, and he tripped over Jiang Huai who was hiding there, and he turned his head and stared at the ground for a while.

He looked at the leg on the ground, and instantly made up a suspense film in his mind, for example, this is a dismembered leg of a corpse or something...

"Fuck!!!" Yu Shen came to his senses, a white light flashed in his mind, he raised his foot and stomped on that leg a few times, Jiang Huai stared and was about to speak when he saw Yu Shen He raised his head again, took a few deep breaths, turned around and ran fast.

Before running, I didn’t forget to pick up a wine bottle on the side of the road.

After Jiang Huai stumbled to his feet, what he saw was Yu Shen holding the guitar with one hand, and holding the wine bottle in the other hand, drawing random circles in the air, without looking back, even the running ghosts couldn't catch up, then turned a corner and disappeared .

Jiang Huai stood behind the wooden box with his mouth half open, and he couldn't even feel the faint pain coming from his leg.

Hard-mouthed.

The author has something to say: half of the code is hungry again... I don’t know why I’m so hungry recently..._:(?_`”∠):_…

Said the author who hadn't fought with his deskmate for a long time.