"Mom, can we sign this deed of prostitution later?"

"What kind of relief?"

The bustard slightly opened his eyes and raised his hand to take a sip of the teacup. He waited for my explanation, but my hands kept moving, and then continued:

"Let's make a bet with my mother. If Esprit doesn't make 50 taels of silver in fifteen days, I will sign this contract with my mother."

As soon as my words came out, the bustard sat up straight and turned around to stare at me in disbelief: "Oh? Are you serious?"

"Really! Do I seem to be a back-and-forth person?"

"Okay! I'll make a bet with you. If you earn enough 50 taels of silver in fifteen days, I'll let you go. If you don't earn much, don't blame mom for not giving you a chance."

"Mum is such a cheery person."

"I want to see how you can make so much money out of me by tricks."

"However, Esprit still has a small request."

"tell me the story."

"I need a small stall, which will be placed at the entrance of Chunsheng Building. Sixiao has to follow me. I need the kitchen to prepare fresh vegetables, meat, and tableware. These expenses will be paid to you after the stall is closed every day."

"As long as you can make money for me and don't block my business, you can do whatever you want. But, are you so sure that you can deliver the food money on credit to me on time?"

"Since Esprit can bet with my mother, it's natural that I know it well."

"Okay, let's start counting from today."

My small mouth seemed to be covered with honey, and the bustard felt comfortable in her ears, so it was easy to talk, so I hugged her head and gave her a giant meme.The bustard quickly reached out to poke my head:

"Hey, god damn it, if a man and a woman can't kiss each other, you really owe it to me!"

"'Bangxiaju', why are you so cute!"

I stuck out my tongue at her and laughed excitedly, look at my memory, I almost forgot, I'm a man now!

......

Back in the backyard, I took Si Xiao's little arm and walked to the utility room: "Little bastard, you will mess with me from now on."

The little guy didn't quite understand what I meant, he tilted his head and stared at me: "Huh?"

"See if we have any unused small wooden carts here, and get me one."

"Yes!"

Sixiao took my hand and walked to the deepest corner of the backyard, pointing to a dusty wooden cart: "Brother, what are you doing here?"

"Do big things!"

After finishing speaking, I asked this little guy to run errands for me. He brought a basin of water and followed me to polish the wooden car.It's not time for dinner, and there are not many guests in the morning, so I simply chat with the cooks.I asked while helping to organize the dishes to be washed:

"Master, I see you're always beating your neck, what's the matter?"

The person in charge of the spoon is an old man about 50 years old, with a yellow towel hanging around his neck, and he is arranging vegetables with Dunzi (the vegetable cutter). , it’s so sour.”

"Come, come, let me give you a thump."

I approached him courteously, and helped him press his shoulders: "Oh, I'm afraid your strain is a bit serious, your neck and shoulders are so hard! Let me loosen your muscles and bones."

To tell you the truth, my short hair is no different from a bird's nest if I don't take care of it for a month. I especially like to add a Thai massage service when I go to the barber shop to cut my hair. Press me hard, every time I will pull her to chat, and after a long time, I hooked up with the shampoo girl and learned a few hands.

It is an essential skill to honor parents on weekdays, get!This trick has been tried and tested repeatedly, the old bustard was satisfied with my massage, the master worked hard, so I massaged hard, watching him nodding his head unstoppably, um, it worked.

"Brother, you have a good technique."

"It's just three-legged cat kung fu. You stay in the kitchen and shake the spoon all day. It's normal for your neck to be sore. If you feel uncomfortable in the future, you will call me. I will definitely help you loosen your muscles and bones."

"Young man, if you have nothing to do, please tell me, what do you want me to do?"

"Hey, the master is someone who has been here, and he can see through my little thoughts at a glance. I made an agreement with my mother, and I will set up a stall at the door of our building every night to sell things.

No, I need some dishes and kitchen utensils. Although I got my mother's approval, you are the greatest master of this kitchen treasure. I took the things away without saying a word.So, I must get your approval before I can do my own thing, right? "

Whether it is modern or ancient, the way to behave in the world is a university question. Although I am still a fresh graduate with no experience in the world, I am not so stupid that I can’t be a human being. What kind of place do I communicate with? , It's the basics to observe words, look, and taste, and mix sugar with your mouth.

Just like what I said, on the surface, I moved my mother out unintentionally, but in front of other guys, I praised the master, which not only made him face but also agreed that he was unshakable in the kitchen status.Even if you are dissatisfied in your heart, you will not hit the smiling face with your hand, right?

The master saw that I was speaking clearly and logically, so he nodded with a smile, and reached out to greet a fellow by the way:

"Aqiu, help little brother Ji move out the things he wants later. By the way, check whether the vegetables we bought are enough, and if not, go to replenish them."

Hee hee hee hee, it really takes no effort at all!

.....

Dear judges, are you very curious now, want to know what I want to do?Come on, let me give you my business blueprint for these fifteen days~

Based on my observations in the past two days, it is not difficult to see that the business of Chunsheng Building is particularly good, and the flow of people is almost endless.There are enough young masters who come and go in and out during the day, let alone at night.In modern times, look at those entertainment venues such as KTV, bars, etc., which door will not have one or two stalls for supper?

These ancient people's brains were not developed, so they couldn't think of such a trick at all. The roadside stalls sold either buns and steamed buns or all small noodle stalls. monotonous.

This man just has a habitual disease. After drinking to his heart's content, those well-behaved dishes will not make people have any appetite at all.Therefore, drinking or something must be accompanied by a skewer. If you don’t have a skewer, is it considered drinking?

Internally, those patrons who come to the building for entertainment, who cares about some money, and if they see something strange, they should come to a few mouthfuls anyway.To the outside world, even if the customers in this building don't buy my skewers, there will always be a few passers-by on the street who come and go.

Besides, the tricks I can conjure are not limited to grilled skewers. When there are repeat customers, I will make grilled skewers and Malatang. Within three streets, all food delivery services will be provided for you. Ancient people, let you Feel the IQ of human beings in the 21st century, hahahaha!

As the saying goes (I made it up myself): Look at the weird, look at the weird, and watch Monkey King fight monsters.If you come here once, you will be considered as a regular customer if you come here twice.In three days, I can assure you, in three days, I can make a name for this skewer stall, don't you believe it?Let's wait and see!

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