Incorrect usage guidelines for the magic perimeter

This morning, Tokyo.

"Xiao Chi, what do you see?"

Yoshishi Nitta, who combed his blond hair like an adult, happily came in from the door with a box of couriers in his arms, while Hina, who was wearing short-sleeved pajamas and shorts, ran over to check it out.

"...I don't know." She said honestly.

The old father found a pair of scissors, cut open the scotch tape, opened it, and was immediately happy: "It's a special product from Kyushu sent by Miss Shibukawa! Isn't she going there on a business trip these days? Xiao Hina, you... "

Yoshishi Nitta suddenly froze, because he saw his daughter's innocent and confused eyes.

The stupid boy asked dryly, "Who is Miss Shibukawa?"

At this moment, it is difficult to describe the complex and powerless mood of Xintian's old father, "It's A Yao."

Xiao Chi's eyes lit up suddenly, and apparently finally matched up with someone in her head, "Oh! Ah Yao! There are also Douzi!"

"Ah? Douzi? Isn't this the dog you secretly raised outside? What does this have to do with Miss Shibukawa?"

"She said yes."

The man felt bad: "What did the other party promise?"

"——raise the dog for me." Xiao Chi finished what he hadn't finished speaking.

Yoshishi Nitta: ...

Thank you, Ms. Shibukawa, not only for sending special products, but also for enduring all kinds of rude requests from my willful and silly child.

Before he could complain, Xiao Chi put her head on the express carton to look over, and let out an emotionless exclamation of "Ah—" in her mouth.

The old father was a little surprised, and picked up a pack of iced mentaiko: "Do you know this thing?"

"do not know."

"Then what are you 'Ah!'?"

Xiao Chi blinked, skilfully skipped the complaint, and said instead: "I want to eat."

"Okay, let's eat mentaiko at dinner."

"I want it now."

"No, you just finished your breakfast. It's time to go to school." Yoshishi Nitta patted her immature shoulder, "Hurry up and change your school uniform, I'll drive you."

However, after the elders went in and changed their clothes, when they came out, they found that their daughter had already eaten half a box of mentaiko, and she hadn't changed her school uniform and was still wearing the little duck short-sleeves.

"It's not as good as salmon roe rice." Xiao Chi acted like a baby to him with a bitter face.

Now, no matter how good-tempered he was, he was a gang leader and finally got angry: "You're going to piss me off, idiot! I told you to eat it at night! And this is a special gift from a friend——" It’s more precious than the taste! Give me a good call tonight and thank Ms. Shibukawa!!”

"……Who is that?"

Today, the old father of the Xintian family was also furious with the jerk daughter.

Coincidentally, an overly powerful courier company delivered the same courier box to Yokohama overnight.

"Mr. Osamu Dazai accepts... right?"

The courier brother in overalls stood at the door of the reception room on the first floor of the Armed Detective Agency building, and asked the fat security guard inside, "Can you please help me to inform Mr. Dazai from your unit to sign for his items."

The security guard nodded cheerfully: "No problem."

However, a few minutes later, it was a black-haired young man with squinting eyes wearing a brown detective cloak and a soft hat of the same color who came downstairs.

"You are Mr. Dazai?" The courier didn't know him, so he asked one more question.

"That's right." Edogawa Ranpo replied without hesitation, "Just give me the things."

The security guard inside took a look at them, knowing that they were colleagues from the same armed detective agency, so naturally they didn't say anything.

Luanbu wrote "Osamu Dazai" in big characters on the courier slip, then hugged the cardboard box and watched the courier leave quietly.

"Mr. Luanbu, what are you doing..." the fat security guard couldn't help asking.

The squint-eyed young man smiled and said to him, "It's fun, I'll go up first."

"Hey, go slowly."

Waiting for Luanbu to take the elevator back to the fourth floor, and as soon as he entered the door, it was a scene of chaos and chaos.

There was a very complicated rope around Dazai Osamu's neck, and Kunikida and Tanizaki Junichiro were sweating profusely trying to untie him.The latter insisted on cutting the hemp rope with a knife, but Dazai blushed while panting for breath while pulling the noose with his hands, and shouted "Don't cut it! It's rare for me to make such a perfect knot" or something like that. Dead lines.

"What's the matter?" Ranpo was too lazy to reason about such a trivial matter, so he turned to Tanizaki Naomi, who was one of the clerks of the detective agency and the younger sister of Tanizaki Junichiro.

"Ah, Ranpo-san, you're back with the courier! Just now, it seems that Mr. Dazai used his head to test it in order to show Kunikida-kun the proud '36 ways to tie suicide knots'. The situation has become like this..." Hei Changzhi's girl had an expression on her face that she couldn't bear to look directly at, "At least we can all see the power of this knot now."

Edogawa shrugged in disorder, and said in a loud voice on purpose: "Dazai, are you busy now?"

"Huh? Yeah, what's the matter?"

"Your courier has arrived, shall I unpack it for you?"

"Hey...uh!"

The reason why this person screamed suddenly was because Tanizaki Junichiro accidentally pulled a certain key rope with a heavy hand, and directly strangled Dazai's "No" that he wanted to say back into his throat—— The victim fell directly on the sofa, his complexion was abnormally livid, his eyes widened and he was speechless for a while.

"Dazai is going to die! He's going to die!" Kunikida Doppo yelled in horror, "Which rope did you move, Tanizaki?"

"Isn't that the one!"

"That's enough." The blond serious young man couldn't bear it any longer, "It's said that you can cut the noose with a knife and you'll be done once and for all!"

But Tanizaki reminded him crazily: "Do you want to be revenged by Dazai afterwards? Kunikida? He would rather die than let us touch his precious rope!"

So Kunikida really hesitated for a moment.

These three men are like a drama.

"Dazai, if you have no objection, can I open the box for you?" Ranbu continued to ask leisurely as if he didn't hear the shouts of the group.

"Let's go, let's go." Miss Jingzi threw a paper knife to him, "That guy has already acquiesced to this matter."

So they happily opened the mysterious express box for Osamu Dazai.

Ever since Ranpo Edogawa was directly turned into a brown bear cub by gummy bears last time, he took the remaining candies domineeringly and brought polar bears, sun bears, black bears, etc. (unfortunately, he didn’t smoke The most European-style panda among them) - because in this way, President Fukuzawa Yukichi will take care of the (furry) members who have lost their combat effectiveness "by necessity", "helplessly", and "reluctantly".

Ranpo likes the president the most!

So he is very aware of the sad story that the president is always rejected by all kinds of furries because of his too serious and stern temperament and appearance.He is also happy to be a little bear temporarily to appease the heart of the president's seemingly cold but furry uncle.

Therefore, when I accidentally learned that the courier was sent by the same person again, I naturally tried to find a way to trick me to see what new toys were inside... Maybe there are some kitten biscuits this time?

However, there are not many things in the carton, except for a few boxes of ordinary specialty fruit steamed buns, there are a few other things that stand out.

[*Slightly longer battlefield bandage: As a mutant product, it does not seem to have the immediate and powerful hemostatic and sterilizing effect of other battlefield bandages, because its skill points are all focused on other aspects.But don't worry, it still has the usual medical effects that it should have, including "close to the skin", "soft touch", "mummy favorability +250" and other characteristics. ——"The bandages we produce can circle the earth twice!" (Current status: activated, number of uses: 25512 kilometers/25512 kilometers)]

[*Lego Building Blocks Luxury Set (Hogwarts Castle): Every child wants a set of their own Lego Building Blocks. This educational toy product is one of the new products of the Harry Potter series this year. Children aged -9 years old, the material is environmentally friendly and harmless.So how to have this childhood happiness?It's very simple, open it, assemble it, and then you will become this mysterious and beautiful Lego building block castle.The deformation time is two hours and has no effect on health. ——"The owl that brought me the admission letter has been late for many years, but it will come one day." (current status: activated, use times: 14/3)]

【*Single-sided Rubik's Cube: Although the Rubik's Cube has six sides, it has only one color, which is green.If you want to live a decent life, you have to have some green on your head.This sad sense of design seems to make the product lose the fun of the Rubik's Cube itself, but when you throw it at the enemy, it will make people feel lonely, do not want to move, and have a green hat.All six effects can be superimposed, and the duration of the negative BUFF is determined according to the strength of the target's will. (Current status: activated, use times 6/6)]

…………

There seemed to be something else in the box, and a bandaged hand appeared out of nowhere and pulled the box over.

Ranbu Edogawa quickly snatched something out of a small cardboard box. When he looked up, the suicide lover who was so stupid that he was almost strangled to death by a rope was squatting on the table, looking at himself with gloomy eyes. .Next to the sofa behind him lay the remains of an intricate noose that had been snapped in half.

"Ranbu, give it back to me." Dazai stretched out his hand as a matter of course, and then glanced at the inside of the box—the note that popped up from the bandage immediately made his complexion much better—"If you want a toy, you can find a girlfriend yourself ah."

The people waiting next to him looked strange, because they couldn't imagine how Mr. Ranpo, who was pure and childlike, would find a girlfriend and beg her to give him a toy.

"Huh? I don't need that kind of stupid person who can't even understand the basic reasoning to hinder thinking." Edogawa ranpo said some lines that were destined to be lonely, and immediately took two steps back, holding the robbed The toys that came were hidden behind him, "But I guess, Dazai, you haven't read the notes on all the items clearly."

Although Osamu Dazai felt that something was wrong, he deliberately smiled confidently: "You guessed wrong. Even if it's only for a moment, I can clearly see what's inside."

"Oh? Well, I'll give it back to you."

The young detective who had been squinting his eyes suddenly opened his breathtaking emerald green eyes, and directly threw out the monochrome six-sided Rubik's Cube in his hand!

Snapped.

The Rubik's Cube hit Dazai Osamu's arm precisely, and immediately fell to the ground, rolling to Kunikida Doppo's shoe.

But Osamu Dazai stared blankly at the scene in front of him, not even knowing that the courier box fell on the table.

... It is obvious that he is not really in love with anyone.

I have already lost most of my expectations for this world.

But why... why is there still this sense of sadness and despair of being cuckolded suddenly?

I'm so powerless, I can't do anything with such a miserable self...

So be it.

Looking at the air and the non-existent lover putting on a hat for himself crazily, he was unable to struggle no matter what.

Let's accept this fate... No matter what you think, it's the fault of Ranpo and Yao-chan. By the way, find a way to be green and let him taste the pain...

"Ah!"

One of the most handsome and beautiful cadres in the port mafia, Mr. Chuya Nakahara sneezed without warning.

The guard on the side asked him with concern: "Are you all right, Master Chuya?"

"It's okay... Maybe it's too cold in the dungeon, let's go. Last time, my subordinate beat up the clerk of the guerrilla team directly under the leader for no reason. Now that the punishment time is over, I have to go and get him back." Nakahara Nakaya He replied with a headache.

The author has something to say: Chuya: green me?Green me!The bastard Qingmao knows how to green me every day!I do not want!Take this pain back!

Ranpo: Watching a play while eating leftover gummy bears

Pill: There is no chance to appear in this chapter, but the sense of presence is still strong