Three of the four figurines crashed into a terrifying situation, and they also said goodbye with [-] psionic energy points.The reason why the remaining figure survived was because it was placed at the bottom of the bag and Shibukawa Yoshi didn't bother to take it at first—she didn't even have time to unpack it.

Then do you want to try again...?

Shibukawa Yao, who was very wronged in his heart, stared at this big onmyoji holding a yin and yang fan, wearing a black hat and silver-blue hunting clothes, and fell into terrible contemplation.

And, let's wait and see, after all, Mr. Seimei is the one with the most expensive figure among the four.

If you are also burned, then her trip to store A in Fukuoka City is really all for nothing.

[Abe Seimei Figure: From the leisure health game "Itchy Rat", officially authorized by Wang Yi, produced by the Smile Club, the recommended price is 18000 yen.Its external image is Abe Seimei, the protagonist of the game, the great onmyoji, with a personable demeanor and excellent workmanship. (Current status: inactive, requires 555 psionic energy points)]

Shibukawa Yao studied whether Seimei's hat and hair could be removed (it was not possible), so he could only temporarily put it aside as a vase.

Forget it, I'd better activate that doll first.

Shibukawa Yao was very excited when he thought that he might be able to become a real cultivation master!What is a triple drop?My big skin god is king!One hundred thousand volts here I come!

So after a burst of familiar white light, the person's psionic value was deducted 666 points again.

[Current power: 2151]

Shibukawa Yao's eyes widened nervously, and sure enough, he saw a new version of the boat, a skin god with real soft fur, real shiny fur color, and bright eyes appeared!

She was so nervous that she couldn't breathe, she was afraid that she would frighten this little thing with a random movement.

……

3 minute later.

Shibukawa Yao still maintains the tense posture of observing wild animals, and the dog is crawling behind the bed.

But Pishen, why don't you move?You are so motionless lying on the table, she is very flustered!

At this time, the new note finally popped up in the girl's field of vision belatedly.

[*Excellent Skin God Doll: After the baptism of mysterious oriental power, this supposedly ordinary doll has become a global limited edition, the only noble Skin God doll!Whoever can own it will get envious eyes from fans of this game all over the world.Zealots are even willing to take risks to get it! (Current status: activated, use times: 1/1)]

Yoshikawa:? ? ?

Looking at this doll exuding a mysterious and noble aura and the total psionic value that has shrunk by half in an instant, Shibukawa Yao almost burst into tears of grievance.

--hello?What's up?If it's okay, I'll go to self-isolation.

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Just when the girl collapsed and almost committed suicide by jumping off the building, a real suicide enthusiast happened to call in, so Shibukawa started crying.

"Mr. Dazai! I'm so sad!"

"Eh?" Osamu Dazai's puzzled voice came from the other end of the phone, "Has any usury company taken a fancy to Yao-chan again?"

... What are you talking about, you son of a bitch!

"No, no, that's not true." Shikawa Yao stammered while holding the phone, "It's just that I encountered something annoying, spent a lot of money to do something and failed..."

"Ah, then I can't help you. You have to adjust your mood. No matter how much others say, it's really useless." Suicide enthusiasts commented coldly.

"...You are really upright."

Dazai's voice seemed to be triumphant all of a sudden: "Of course, after all, I never hide my heart in front of Yao-chan! How about it, do you want to try to get to know me better?"

Yoshikawa:? ? ?

"No, no, no, I want to live a few more years in a healthy and happy way." She habitually complained to the other party, and for some reason, her mood became better—maybe this is the self-cultivation of a qualified complainer.

"By the way, Mr. Dazai suddenly called me today because..."

"Kunikida-kun is crying."

"What? Mr. Wallet Number One!"

"Yeah, the other party is squatting in the corner crying very sadly, still holding the bank card that was swiped by someone who doesn't know."

Standing on the balcony with the wind blowing on the phone, Dazai Osamu slandered his partner's reputation familiarly, and he didn't forget to glance at the victim himself who was concentrating on typing on the computer in the office.

Well, it's good that Kunikida didn't pay attention here.

But Shibukawa Yo, a little fool, still believed it. She really thought that buddy was crying miserably, which made her feel a little guilty, "Oh, I thought Mr. Wallet No. [-] was used to things like being stolen?"

"Hahaha, how can you get used to this kind of thing."

"Well, shall I send him some specialties from Fukuoka as an apology? Dazai-san, does Kunikida-kun like Mentaiko?"

"I probably don't like it. To be precise, that man hates things that are beyond all plans. Even if it is an apology gift from a stranger, he may kick it out."

"So irritable!" Shibukawa Yao was startled, what's wrong with this, you can't just go to Yokohama to apologize for a bowl of ramen, right?It's too exaggerated, if Mr. Wallet No. [-] wants to hold a grudge because of such a trivial matter, wouldn't he be Mr. Dazai who is stolen more times every day and sent to the intensive care unit? ?

As the night wind blew, Osamu Dazai, who was standing on the balcony on the fourth floor of the office, looked at the busy street below, and raised the corners of his mouth slightly.

"But I don't mind."

"……Um?"

"Mentaiko, I can accept it. You can choose to send me the gift of apology, and then I will apologize to him for you."

"Is that so? Mr. Dazai, you are such a good man!" Yoshikawa said very happily, completely forgetting the scene where he was slapped with blood when we were together in Tokyo, "Then send me the address, and I will send it to you tomorrow." I'll ship it to you, hehe."

"Okay." Dazai closed his eyelids slightly, as if he was sighing, "No problem."

……

When the communication was over, the black-haired young man stared at his smartphone for a moment and thought for a moment, then smiled suddenly: "——the third card."

Can you make a wish to the person if you collect all seven good person cards?

"Hey, Dazai, I've finished all the materials you asked for, and I'll send them to your mailbox!" Kunikida Doppo who was in the room got up and shouted towards his position.

"Thank you, Kunikida-kun." Dazai Osamu replied calmly, and after finishing speaking, he turned his head and continued to stare at the vehicles and pedestrians coming and going downstairs.

No one knew what the dark-haired young man was thinking at the moment.

"What the hell is this guy doing? He just asked me to help him download a bunch of materials and papers. Doesn't he have a member account for those foreign paper websites?" The serious-looking young man with blond hair and glasses stretched out Slouching, he complained to Tanizaki Junichiro who was beside him peeling macadamia nuts for his younger sister.

Tanizaki said casually: "Dazai is just too lazy to collect information, but what kind of content is it?"

"Ah, it's all about split personalities, the possibility of parallel worlds, the mysticism of death worship, the history of global cult schools, etc. It's a complete mess. If one day he suddenly said that he is actually a follower of a death cult cult, I would Not surprising at all."

[In the gloomy cave, a high priest with black hair and black robe spread his hands and shouted to the believers below: "Long live the god of death!" Then the people below also shouted "Long live the god of death!" At this moment, the camera turned On the face of the High Priest, it turned out to be Osamu Dazai's face! 】

Tanizaki imagined that scene for a while, and it was so realistic that he couldn't help laughing.

Edogawa Ranpo, who was listening to this, was about to take out his glasses and put them on for some reasoning. Unexpectedly, a tall, silver-haired, middle-aged man in a traditional kimono with sleeves tucked into the office walked into the office. Ranpo immediately forgot his own identity. Think carefully about gossip, and shouted happily: "President!"

"Ah, Ranpo." President Fukuzawa Yukichi nodded majestically as a greeting.However, everyone present was familiar with his expression, and could even see the subtle difference.

Tanizaki frowned: "The president seems to be in a bad mood today."

"Yeah." Kunikida replied in a low voice, and out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of his partner outside the balcony and pushed the door back to the office curiously.

Sure enough, the next second the president issued a task to them: "Kunikida, Dazai, the police have a new commission. This time, they want to investigate the source of a new type of drug whose origin is unknown in the underground black market in Yokohama. Please come to my office for details. talk."

"Yes, President." Kunikida Doppo replied sonorously, as a disciple, he has always followed the orders and steps of his master.

On the contrary, Dazai Osamu showed a conflicted expression of wanting to sleep but desperately trying to cheer up while yawning. Kunikida didn't even know that this guy had slept for 18 hours today-more sleep than a baby!Why do you still look tired like working overtime all night! ?

...I always feel that this bastard is a bit powerful.

Shibukawa Yao sat cross-legged on the sofa with his cheeks covered, staring at the result of his failure with a sad face.

Very well, the doll crashes.

The three-seater figure crashed.

The psionic value of two thousand and one was in vain.

If you hesitate, you will lose.

All are big.

I will send special products to Mr. Dazai when I go out later.

. . . the entire army was wiped out.

She sighed, and picked up the three new accessories she bought at the black heart peripheral store today. Except for the white iron pendant with the wolf's head, the other two notes automatically popped up respectively.

[Undead Mold Knife: From the game "SEKIRO: ShadowsDieTwice" (Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice), the etheric sword is a non-bladed peripheral item that is molded, suitable for wearing on the back, the blade comes with bloody cherry blossom special effects, and the appearance refers to the famous Taidao" Designed by Little Karasuma. (Current status: inactive, requires 500 psionic energy points)]

[*Master Legendary Wolf Gloves (left): From the game "The Witcher 3", as one of the equipment of the legendary suit, at least three other pieces must be collected to activate the suit ability.In addition, the gloves alone have "+17% spell strength", "+7% piercing damage resistance", "+7% chopping resistance", "+7% monster damage resistance", "+20% element resistance Sex" and other special attributes, weighing 1.38kg.The five great seals can be released through this glove. (Current Status: Activated, Number of Uses: Permanent)]

"Ah... Undead Slash requires 500 points of psionic power to activate, and then 400 points are needed for the pendant, which adds up to 900 points. And this is only 2/7 of the progress of my demon hunter vest. Take it from He Daoyi Instead of the steel sword to cut people, the Immortal Slash is used as a silver sword to cut things that are not human... So why do demon hunters have to carry two swords? They are really rich! Now it is barely 4/7 progress, but there is still armor , pants and boots how to get out..."

Shibukawa Yo lay down on the sofa weakly and wailed for a long time, and finally came to a conclusion with only one sentence - "Why am I so poor!!"

The wreckage of the crashed figures looked at her quietly, as if silently laughing at this prodigal thing.

The girl pondered irritably for a moment, then her eyes fell on the "vase" figurine on the table. It actually required 555 psionic power points to activate this last remaining figurine.

"Kill me and forget it." Shibukawa Yao got up muttering, and suddenly thought, "If I knock myself out, how much psionic energy can I earn? If I knock myself out repeatedly, can I use it?" How many times does the psionic value come out?"

I am afraid there is no answer to these two questions, so this person is just thinking about it.

"Forget it." She groped towards the figurines on the table, "The last crash! I swear! I will never buy any figurines again, damn it!"

With 555 psionic energy points deducted, this time it is still not white light emitting, but white flames suddenly leaping from the black base, directly devouring this exquisitely crafted figure.

"what……"

The girl stared at this scene numbly, feeling that she was a poor ghost who couldn't get enough to eat and went to a three-star Michelin restaurant to eat a king's meal.

Just two words: deserve it!

"As expected, accept the life of this African chief." She shook her head, turned to turn off the lights and left in extreme disappointment.

I have to buy some Mentaiko for Mr. Dazai...

As the door closed, the light in the room dimmed.

When the last trace of white flames burned away, in the darkness, something opened its ice-blue eyes.

The author has something to say: Pills: I will never buy figurines again!Playthings lose their minds!The spectacle misleads the country!

later……

Pills: Really fragrant!

In fact, in the previous chapter, some people were worried about the setting of the crash rate. In fact, there is no need to be like this. Only things that involve summoning souls have a crash rate. Usually items are 100% activated.If it is possible to summon any figure at will, this article can be directly renamed "My Army of Figures in Another World".

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