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Yumeno Hisaku had a very weird and long dream.

In his dream, he dreamed that his supernatural ability became invincible, even Osamu Dazai’s [Disqualification in the World] could not suppress his [Brain Hell], and even All Might was defeated by his ability in the end. Deceived and defeated.

Yumeno Kusaku didn't believe it could be so good at first, but in the end he himself was convinced by a series of victories: the port mafia was destroyed, the armed detective agency disintegrated, and the entire city of Yokohama was burnt to ashes... So he dreamed Li became more and more reckless, destroying most of the human beings on the entire planet by himself.

Just when he began to feel that life was meaningless and even lost - a group of aliens descended.

The black technology of the aliens is particularly advanced, and the culprit who destroyed the earth was captured and studied at a glance.After some crazy and bloody experiments at the forbidden level, they finally confirmed that Yumeno Hisaku's psychic powers were the raw material for an important potion of their race, so Yumeno Hisaku's nightmare began!

The only thing he has to do every day is to use supernatural powers, and then this power is captured by a special device and turned into reality and condensed into drops of medicine raw materials.

Painful and remorseful, he found that the confinement he had suffered in the port mafia in the past could not be compared with it.A child without human rights feels that he has become a production machine. He wants to die countless times but is repeatedly rescued by aliens with black healing technology.

In the end, he regretted it, and wept silently in the ending of getting thinner and thinner—he couldn’t even speak, because the special oxygen mask covered his face, and countless medicament and nutrient solution tubes connected his thin body. The cold instrument monitors his physical condition 24 hours a day, allowing him to better produce alien medicine.

Back then... I shouldn't have destroyed humans...

When Osamu Dazai received a reminder from Ichiyo Higuchi, he instantly realized that Q had been secretly released by Mori Ogai, and immediately ran back to save Atsushi Nakajima, but found Yao Shibukawa sitting on the bench at the station with his legs crossed, drinking fat house Happy Water, Yumeno Hisaku who was sitting on the ground was crying and crying.Not far away, Atsushi Nakajima, who had woken up, knelt on the ground and wept to apologize to the two companions and sisters who were hurt by him earlier...

Osamu Dazai:?

But no matter how confused he was, it didn't stop him from rushing forward all the way, and slammed into Shibukawa Yao's arms under the dumbfounded eyes of others-fortunately, the latter was sitting as firmly as a mountain, with the leftover in his hand. In the second half of the bottle of happy water, it seemed that the kinetic energy from Dazai's running acceleration did not exist at all.

"Yao sauce~~~"

The black-haired man happily buried his head in the hollow of her neck, his fluffy hair rubbed against her cheek, and bit Shibukawa Yao's collarbone in a vengeful manner.

Shibukawa Yo hurriedly dragged him away with a cough, and in the public, there were still children watching...you have to establish a reliable image of an adult!

"Okay, okay, it's almost done."

"No, Yao-chan hasn't come home to play with me for a long time."

"Wow, do you still have the guts to say it?" Shikawa Yao was furious when he thought of Uncle Mu being forced to fall into a deep sleep, "I just went out...to talk about business (referring to the persecution of AFO)! When I came back, I saw that scene! "

"Woo... people don't want to." Dazai said aggrievedly, "Who would have thought that they would treat Hong Kong and gangsters equally after they 'swallowed' the building, so they used our family to kill chickens and monkeys, and used it as a declaration of war against the two forces... ..."

"What!" Shibukawa Yao was shocked.

——Fitzgerald, declare war and declare war. Why do you blow up my house?Are you ashamed to say "equal treatment"?What a shame!The most outrageous thing is that you dare to use the psionic value of my dog ​​man?I can't bear to brush him!When will it be your turn!

"Besides, there are even more terrifying things." Dazai sat down with his arms around her shoulders, very weak and helpless and pitiful for the delicious Ako, "That Q is really..."

While saying this, he suddenly noticed the weeping child in front of him, so he couldn't say the rest of the sentence "very scary psychic ability user".

"What's the matter?" Shibukawa Yao still hadn't reacted.

However, as soon as Yumeno Hisaku raised his head, his expression became ferocious and malicious, accompanied by his snot and tears, it seemed a little funny: "Mr. Dazai...I'm going to kill you..."

Shibukawa Yao's expression sank: "Huh?"

She issued the devil stare of the "alien research director" in the other party's nightmare.

In other words, to the extent that she thought she was just "the cute and coquettish stare of a cat", she actually possessed "the furious stare of the king of beasts just before hunting".

"..."

After Yumeno Hisaku met her seemingly dark but terrifying eyes, he froze for a few seconds, and cried even more heartbreakingly the next moment.

"Wow, you are not human! You are simply a devil! The combination of you and the one next to you is a combination of ghosts, beasts, and monsters!!"

What, the brat really can't speak human language, my kitty is sincere and brave, my husband is pure and kind - we all have a bright future!What are you talking about with that broken mouth!Still want to be sliced ​​by aliens for experiments?

In fact, the matter is very simple. When Shibukawa Yo arrived at the station, he just ran into Yumeno Hisaku who was manipulating Atsushi Nakajima to attack Naomi Tanizaki, who was helpless.So the sincere and brave Shibukawa Yao immediately yelled at the other party, "Hey, you stinky brother has the ability to come to me", and when the two looked at each other, she threw out a righteous Tsukiyomi... In the world of Tsukiyomi, Shikawa Yao first observed the bear child's inner dream world, and then smoothly derived a universe view of a crazy alien.

Don't you call yourself a villain?Alright, let the real villains teach you how to be a human being.

——Huan Wu and A Fei said so.

In the end, the previous victim, Atsushi Nakajima, really couldn't stand this weird scene: the senior of the detective agency was almost glued to his wife, and the two whispered all kinds of things that made the children blush Love words, and kiss and kiss each other from time to time, pink bubbles seem to emerge in the surrounding two meters, and not far away there is a crying bear child rolling all over the ground...

Atsushi Nakajima came over and begged them to spare Yumeno Kusaku.

"You are really kind, Aunt-kun." Dazai was dissatisfied that his source of happiness was interrupted like this. He just talked with Shibukawa Yao about what new elements to unlock in the next "play" and he was talking happily, his complexion instantly gloomy ——"Did Miss Kirako and Miss Naomi forgive you? And Tanizaki-kun, if he knew that his sister who loved him so much was almost strangled to death by you...you can take care of it later."

The poor little tiger cub was said to be very pitiful, standing there at a loss, becoming the second poor man to be persecuted after Yumeno Kusaku.

Shibukawa Yao was amused and laughed, perhaps because of the negligible compassion of cats towards cubs, she still poked the arm of the person next to her with her elbow to make him stop hitting.

However, Osamu Dazai stood up uncharacteristically, without the slightest smile on his face.He walked up to Atsushi Nakajima, whose face was still stained with tears - and slapped the child crisply and loudly.

Snapped!

Everyone present was shocked, even Yumeno Hisaku who was sitting on the ground was too scared to continue to make a sound, for fear that in the next second he would be beaten to death by this ghostly man with [Disqualification in the World].

"Listen well, Atsu-kun." Dazai's voice was not loud, but very powerful, "I will occasionally give some useful advice to seniors."

"Don't pity yourself... Once you start pity yourself, life becomes an endless nightmare."

After all, Osamu Dazai didn't care what Atsushi Nakajima was feeling with his head tilted in a daze, but he saw Hisakuku Yumeno nodded slightly, and immediately walked over with a grinning grin: "Why, you also want to have another nightmare? "

"No, no, no!" Yumeno Hisaku was trembling with fright, "I just want to go back to the mafia's confinement room now! I was wrong, I don't want to destroy other lives anymore!"

——The big man sitting in the luxurious office is right, Mr. Dazai... so scary!

Dazai Osamu who originally wanted to scare him:?

Why, this little lunatic suddenly changed his gender?

Just at this time Shibukawa Yao started to cough again, so he immediately threw away the previous frightening expression, turned his head and flung himself into the girl's arms softly and acted like a baby.

"Ah, Yao-chan~ Is your throat uncomfortable~"

Shibukawa Yao hugged him and rubbed the hair on the back of his head: "..."

She couldn't say that she was worried about her husband beating the bear child and getting her hands scratched, could she?Just now she also lifted Yumeno Hisaku's sleeves to look at the bloody blades... If she got tetanus, she would be in trouble.

"What are your plans next?" she asked.

Speaking of this question, Dazai cheered up, "I originally intended to meet with my acquaintances from the Supernatural Secret Service Division to discuss some important matters, and at the same time try to persuade Mori Ogai to agree to fight against [combination]. But since you are back... ..."

His kite-colored eyes gazed tenderly at the girl's dark eyes, obviously he didn't say anything, but Shibukawa Yoshi clearly felt the importance and hesitation of the person in front of him.

"I'll help you." She finally smiled reassuringly, "Leave it to me if there are any difficult or unsolvable things. After all, I still have to go to the bastard who demolished my house to talk about compensation. "

Dazai also laughed happily: "Then the first step, please escort this child to the port mafia, and convey the meaning of cooperation to Mori Ogai."

……escort?In other words, there may be someone who will come out to snatch someone in the middle?

Excluding the port mafia that is about to send Yumeno Kusaku back, it is even more impossible for people from the Armed Detective Agency to snatch a little lunatic back, so there are only some official factions or The combination itself has to grab people.

Shibukawa Yao's thoughts changed sharply, but he still kept a tolerant and gentle smile on his face: "I see, and then."

"Then wait for the notification." Dazai leaned forward and pecked the corner of her lips, his tone seemed a little low, "When the time comes... I will tell you the second step."

"Understood, Dazai, you should be careful when you go to negotiate."

"Ah... Yao-chan really loves me very much."

"Of course, you are the one I am married to... Cough, I made a slip of the tongue, you are the one I love."

"Ahhh, Yao-chan, who can make mistakes and say the wrong things, is so cute~ What should I do, you are all in my heart!"

"Really? Let me feel it. Hey, why can't I touch it? It's just a normal heartbeat."

"Yao-chan, why don't you touch it inside again, yes... a little deeper..."

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So Atsushi Nakajima then took aside Kusaku Yumeno who started to roll his eyes after being fed too much dog food. The latter showed no sign of escaping at all——obviously, this brat had already developed a certain feeling for Shibukawa Yoshi, who was always smiling. A natural fear.

Instead, Tanizaki Naomi, who was sitting by the side resting and waiting for her elder brother and Kunikida-kun to pick her up, and Haruno Haruko, who was still a single girl, started whispering gossipingly.

"As expected of Mr. Dazai... the ability to make dog food unscrupulously in public almost choked me to death. I just didn't expect his daily relationship with Yaojiang to be like this."

"What's the matter, it's the same when my brother and I are at home." Tanizaki Naomi didn't care.

Haruno Qiluozi felt herself trembling: "Hey! What are you talking about, sister! Dun Jun and this child are still listening!"

The helpless and pitiful underage duo stuffed with dog food and nightmares: ...

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