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The first day of honeymoon trip, Yokohama Haneda Airport.

Osamu Dazai, who was wearing a sand-colored windbreaker, was leaning against the suitcase and playing with his mobile phone, looking up from time to time at the gate of the airport where people were coming and going.

He is currently surfing the Yokohama underground forum. There are many true and false information here, which can be called a mixed place.

However, a latest popular post published last night was added to the top by the administrator, which attracted Osamu Dazai's attention.

"Shock!That indescribable man actually found a meal ticket for a rich woman!Don't look at people from Yokohama! "

Osamu Dazai: ...What is "undescribable"?

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1L[主故事]Exclusive emoji package for macho men: Oh my god!A terrible thing happened, just last night!The owner is right there!See clearly!The scene is super scary thick!

Miss 2L Cheerilee: What?Upstairs Jie Jie you dare to say rain language?As far as I know, you are a member of the port mafia, you are a poisonous woman~

3L Sajia will definitely be supernatural: talk quickly, what is it?What is an indescribable man?

4L[主数] Special emoji package for macho men: Come and mess with me!The landlord is here to provoke, everyone, don't rush! [All Might laughs wildly.jpg]

The thing is, that man—the man whose name can't even be said in the legend got married!

5L Yokohama Onion Daily reporter: Is All Might married? [dog head.jpg]

6L Veteran military doctor who specializes in treating intractable diseases: Are AFO and All Might married? [dog head.jpg]

7L third-rate writer A-Tian: You upstairs are a cult!My great and upright Uncle Ou belongs to the people of the whole country!Clearly - Voldemort is married! [Voldemort's evil smile.jpg]

8L killed all the seals who dared to expose Europe: Who did Voldemort marry? [Panda head feels a little confused in life.jpg]

Bella?Old Malfoy?Dragon?Professor Severus?It can't be Mr. Harry Potter.

9L Our seniors are super cute: eating melon seeds in the front row, waiting to eat melons.

10L golden Yasha: Yo? [Shiba Inu Curiosity.jpg]

11L[主数]Exclusive emoji package for hunk men: Hey, sisters are really annoying!Don't be crooked!The landlord continued.

The landlord received an urgent temporary order from his superiors yesterday, as a sniper to protect another group of operatives from being attacked.Therefore, it was freezing cold, so the host and his teammates carried a bunch of sniper equipment and lay on the mountain to watch. Guess what I saw?Really want to be sucked in!

12L [主故事] Emoticon pack for hunks: The ex who once defected to our organization, but is still alive and well in the opposite company...Expert!The vile man who has always been known for committing suicide and making others cry is actually married!

13L Sajia will definitely be supernatural: what?It's a hot man! [shock.jpg]

14L idiot force MAX: what?It's a hot man! [shock.jpg]

15L Our seniors are super cute: What?It's a hot man! [shock.jpg]

16L Golden Yaksha: What?It's a hot man! [shock.jpg]

(Young people are always like repeaters.)

17L[主故]Exclusive emoticon package for macho men: Fortunately, the members of the action team completed their tasks well, without any conflicts, and safely evacuated the scene after delivering the gifts.The rest of my teammates and I continued to lie on the mountain to find lemons. [Crying cat head.jpg]

18L kind Russian: Hehe.It's him...

19L Our seniors are super cute: Wait!Sister landlord, don't go first!Did you just say "give a gift"?Didn't the action team go to make trouble?

20L[主数]Exclusive emoji package for macho men: Who dares to make trouble.Aren't you afraid of being retaliated by that man afterwards?The reason why we were dispatched was to secretly cover the action group on the bright side, and we did not receive an order to launch an attack.

21L I must marry Gravity: Now I am more curious about what kind of lady that gentleman will marry as his wife.I always feel that there is some reference value in it hehehe.

22L Golden Yaksha: Huh? ? [This chicken coop can't hold you.jpg]

23L[主故事]Exclusive emoji package for macho men: Oh, don’t talk about it, you don’t know how clearly you can see with a high-powered high-definition mirror.I can only say that besides being pretty, that young lady seems to be very rich, and she owns a large manor with a sense of history... I heard from the team leader that the entire mountain belongs to her family!

A lot of relatives and friends were invited to the wedding, and everyone put on a lot of fun shows, eating, drinking, and drinking. I even saw someone jumping into the hot spring pool to swim after getting drunk!If you get tired from playing, just go back to the house to sleep anyway, there are enough rooms...

Alas, I also want to be taken care of by a rich woman, as expected of that gentleman.

24L Yokohama Onion Daily Reporter: Oh, I beg a rich woman to take care of me +1

25L I must marry Gravity Maker: Our boss knows to buy wine, buy a car, buy wine, buy a car...then the loop is endless, it is impossible to buy any manor.Just buy a villa.I also want to be taken care of by a good-looking rich woman and sister, and wipe away my tears.

26L Golden Yasha: The love of a rich woman is not so easy to get. Before envying others, first think about whether there is something worthy of others' liking in yourself.

27L[主数]Exclusive emoticon package for hunks: woo woo woo is the solution of the golden Yaksha!The host was blown by the cold wind on the mountain next door for a whole night and caught a cold. Now he is lying on the hospital bed and posting, please hug!

28L Our seniors are super cute: The host is so weak, how did this physique pass the sniper test? It reminds me of my seniors... Forget it, remember to drink plenty of hot water.

29L Golden Yaksha: Take a good rest and don't dream.Strive for an early promotion.

30L Kind Russian: It was a good show, I am getting more and more interested.

31L World No.1 Detective: The caviar at the wedding was quite delicious.No, to be precise, most of the food is delicious, already at the level of a six-star chef from Yuanyue. [Food Image]×9

32 Garbage sorting is none of my business: wedding participants appear!The oden in my hand suddenly became unscented.

33L Happy Biscuits: The pearl milk tea in my hand is suddenly not fragrant.

34L Veteran military doctor who specializes in treating intractable diseases: The small cake snatched from Alice Sauce suddenly no longer tastes good.

…………

Next, they almost all said that all kinds of food were not delicious.

So Osamu Dazai thought about it, and posted a sentence in the latest comment area, "The Rolex watch in his hand suddenly doesn't smell good", and then put away his phone and didn't look at it for the time being.

Strange...Although Yao-chan asked him last night "Do you mind if there is a small accident during the honeymoon trip", she answered "No mind", but it has been too long, right?

Could it be that she is preparing for a surprise?

Osamu Dazai felt very sweet when he thought of this, and he looked at the brand new silver-white diamond ring on the ring finger of his left hand, feeling even more delighted.

...Then he saw Yao Shibukawa walking in with No. 30 who was also dressed abroad.

Dazai:? ? ?

wait, these people are...

"Oh! Mr. Dazai! It's you! Were you drunk by our boss at the wedding last night?"

"Of course not, the boss loves Mr. Dazai so much, how could he be willing..."

"Hahaha I didn't expect everyone to take the same flight today!"

This group of people was laughing and joking, obviously they also knew him.

Dazai was shocked.He quickly pulled the girl over and asked, "Why did you bring all the people from your studio here!"

—Which newlyweds will bring thirty staff members with them on their honeymoon trip!Is this a company team building or a honeymoon? !

By the way, here's what to say.

In the month after the end of the New Year, since the preparations for the wedding and the date can only be left to Uncle Mu and Fujiwara, Shibukawa Yao herself is very bored... She simply started recruiting directly, and within a week, the grass team was handed over to the staff. Basically set up.

After two weeks of running-in work, this is named "Normal Game Studio" - but it is not a normal game studio at first glance - released their first game work, the LOGO is a red eye socket The silvery white dragon of the compass.

Braveheart: World War I.

The story tells the story of an action-adventure anti-war game from the perspective of an old French man looking for his son-in-law in the German army.The game uses the emotional entanglements of the era between four men and women and a military dog, and witnesses the tragic war in the form of 2D comics.

Originally, the game construction period was not that short, but thanks to Yunshen’s deployment and coordination, the game production time was greatly shortened—after all, this is not the most difficult virtual reality game to produce at present, nor is it a traditional 3A masterpiece , just a small game used to run the studio.

Now that the run-in is complete, the effect is not bad.Therefore, Shibukawa Yao didn't spend money on publicity, but just followed the process and threw resources on several larger game platforms at home and abroad and left it alone.

... As a result, the sales of the game have grown slowly, and the praise has climbed.Up to now, all the public expenditures spent since the establishment of the project have been basically completed, and the small goal of balance of payments has been achieved.

Very good, at least it's not a loss.

Anyway, the girl sees it very openly. She wants to bring the happiness of Ayu to the world, but audiences in different worlds must have differences in game preferences, so it is very good to be able to basically not lose money.

And the real reason for this new game's sudden rise in fame is that the game piracy industry is now trying to crack this seemingly inconspicuous little game day and night, and many studios are exclaiming that it is impossible, and the anti-theft mechanism is so complicated so!

Yunshen smiled contemptuously at the group of people, not because it was modest, but because everyone present was rubbish.

All in all, the game studio has just started, and it is running well, with abundant funds ([-] million US dollars guaranteed), and a harmonious atmosphere among employees (Osamu Dazai personally helps to be an hr to check talents)... Everyone naturally knows this always "Mr. Shibukawa's Boss" who came to the studio to play.

Therefore, facing Dazai's doubts, Shibukawa Yo said calmly: "This is a small accident."

Osamu Dazai: ...

Seeing that there was no trace of joy or anger on his face, the girl knew that he was a little unhappy, and hurriedly coaxed: "It's okay, Dazai, they are just on the same flight when we go, and they will play separately after landing. Those with local guides and tour leaders will not hinder us."

Osamu Dazai showed a happy expression like a child who got candy.

"You should have said it earlier! It scared me..."

Shibukawa Yao smiled and rubbed his fluffy black hair like a chestnut, and continued to add: "And didn't I tell you before? The studio plans to engage in a big project this year... It requires employees to go to European countries to inspect local areas The famous buildings in the city, restoring the appearance of the historical city, didn't you agree at the time?"

The black-haired man pondered for a moment, and it seemed to be true after thinking about it, but he still took the opportunity to hug the girl and act coquettishly for a long time, and he didn't let go until California Qingguang came to remind them that it was time to check their luggage.

"Wait?" Dazai was dumbfounded, "Mr. California? Why are you here?"

Holding a handful of passports, California Qingguang was wearing a black and red windbreaker, and looked down at everyone’s ticket location. Hearing this question, he answered impatiently: “I’m the leader of the studio’s inspection team this time. One."

That's right, California Kiyomitsu, the once famous Token Fusangshin, under Shibukawa Yoshi's unremitting efforts, finally became the second in command of the studio - in short, it is the spokesperson of the girl plus the 007 work system Practitioners.

Not long after the establishment of the studio, someone began to highlight the essence of the boss.

Although Osamu Dazai really wanted to complain that normal people would not combine company inspections and honeymoon together, but when he boarded the plane, he saw that the employees were all sitting in the ordinary economy class, while he and Yoshi Shibukawa were sitting in the first class Only then did he feel relieved.

"This is what it feels like to be on a honeymoon!"

The first destination of this trip is Rome, Italy.

Friends who have played "Assassin's Creed" must know how deeply the country of Italy has influenced the game. After all, most of the background stories of the Ezio trilogy happened in Italy.

After leaving Rome's Fiumicino Airport, the studio staff, led by California Qingguang, found a pre-booked tour guide and translator, boarded the tour bus, and waved goodbye to them happily.

"Have fun, boss!"

"Goodbye, Dazai-san!"

But Osamu Dazai still had a small question at this time, and he didn't ask until he was sitting in the rented sports car: "Why do they all look so happy?"

"Because most of the expenses for this trip are basically reimbursed from the studio's public funds." Shibukawa Yao took out a pair of sunglasses and put them on, "If someone invites me to take a tour abroad, the air ticket, hotel, board and lodging will be free. Also very happy."

"So that's how it is!" After a pause, he asked, "Now here comes a new question, who will drive?"

"Of course it's me...huh? You want to go?"

"Hee hee." Osamu Dazai rubbed his hands, looking very expectant.

"Then come."

Shibukawa Yoshi generously gave up the driver's seat.There's no way, she just loves her little boy so much... Ahem, I was wrong, it's her newlywed husband.

As a result, on the first day of the trip, they encountered car robbing along the road, bank robbers went out to race cars, and crazy enemies disrupted the traffic in the city of Rome... Finally, the two of them drove directly into the Tiber River, almost crashing their car and killing them. .

What a nice and normal start to a honeymoon.

…………

……

The common marriage leave in Japanese companies is five days, but Armed Detective Agency is more humane, and it has been directly extended to seven days, which is a complete week (it seems that there is no difference).In addition, Shibukawa Yao begged Fukuzawa Yukichi for an extra week at the cost of his own goose, and the two spent thirteen wanderings in Europe before returning home.

As for the game studio employees on the other side, they have already inspected Italy and are currently active in Paris. The next stop is Berlin.

I have to say that this honeymoon trip is one of the most thrilling and exciting trips Shibukawa Yao has experienced in his life... Often in an area where the law and order is very chaotic, Osamu Dazai will always cause various troubles inexplicably, If it weren't for the enemy from back then who came to make trouble - and then this person ran around yelling about Yaojiang to save me.Local gang drug dealers and various enemies chased them every day.

At this time, the girls will rush forward eagerly.Please note that she is not just for saving people, but more for... psionic value.

Shock!Brother Compass may become the biggest winner of the honeymoon trip!

Therefore, when the plane back to China landed safely in Yokohama, the exhausted and physically and mentally exhausted two people both heaved a sigh of relief, and immediately looked at each other and smiled very warmly.

It's better to go home.

It is reassuring to have All Might in a country.

……boom!

Not far away, Haneda Airport exploded.

The firelight through the glass window was reflected on the dusty faces of the two, making them look a little stiff.

There is no way to make people feel at ease!

Up to now, Osamu Dazai has already known the real reason why girls are keen to go to dangerous places to join in the fun, so now he just quietly obeys the command of the crew and stays in the same position in the cabin, asking in a low voice: "What's the matter?" Can't you go back to Qia Lingneng?"

Seeing the police cars roaring outside and the figures of several professional heroes, Shibukawa Yoshi felt that the problem at the airport should be solved soon, so he shook his head wearily, "No, no, no, I don't want to fight anymore. I'm tired, so I want to fight." Go home and sleep."

Osamu Dazai reached out to help her untie the seat belt around her waist, and said very understandingly: "If you are really sleepy, Yao-chan, you can lean on me and sleep for a while~"

"Well, I leave it to you."

Shibukawa Yao, who was still jet-lagged, said in a daze, and hugged the other party's arms. Anyway, with this man around now, she felt at ease in everything.

"Okay."

Osamu Dazai adjusted the seats of both of them back slightly, and immediately put the girl into his arms, so that her head could rest on his shoulders, and at the same time, he could easily watch her peacefully sleeping. Yan.

After watching for a while, he moved his gaze to the gradually extinguishing fire and the dark night at the airport outside the window.

For some reason, facing such an unknown future, Dazai didn't feel nervous or terrified. He found that his heart had never been so peaceful, like a quiet and clear stream, quiet and gentle.

After all... he also has a family.

Volume [-]: My legend is circulating in the rivers and lakes