Incorrect usage guidelines for the magic perimeter

When Shibukawa Yo sat in the European-style courtyard of his manor and enjoyed the winter cherry blossoms while drinking tea, California Kiyomitsu next to him was already hesitating whether to eat small strawberry cake or baked caramel brulee.

"Mr. Qingguang, I suggest to start with the bland ones first." Uncle Mu stood beside him with his hands tied, very much like an old man butler.

"Hey, then I'll just listen to Uncle Mu."

As soon as Touken Fusangshen ate the cake, he was astonished. His eyes widened, and he quickly reached out and pulled Shibukawa Yao's sleeve: "Master, please don't be too busy looking at the cherry blossoms. This cake is super-delicious." !"

"What?" Yao Shibukawa picked up a slice and took a bite in doubt, with a blank expression on his face.

--tasty!

——How can there be such delicious pastries in this world!

——It is completely at the level of Chef Yuanyue in a six-star hotel!

The properly baked cake base exudes the fragrance of eggs and milk itself. The time mystery brought by the exquisite fire endows it with a soft and delicious nature. In addition, the freshly made cream is refreshing and fresh. Strawberry, loved by nature and full of sweet juice, is simply... absolutely perfect!

The two young men turned their heads to look at the smiling old butler, and shouted loudly, "Uncle Mu!"

"Haha, culinary skills are just a strength that is not worth mentioning." Uncle Mu waved his hand modestly.

"..."

This familiar famous line, Uncle Mu, you have actually watched the drama "Hi Li Gou", right?

"Master, Lord Qingguang, do you want to stay for dinner tonight?" Uncle Mu asked, "If necessary, I will go out to buy groceries."

"--want!!"

But now it doesn't have to be so troublesome to buy vegetables, just make a phone call and ask someone to deliver them to your door.

For the joy of being a foodie, Shibukawa Yao immediately took out his second son - Yunshen!

"Oh... what is this?" Uncle Mu looked at this novel gadget (mobile phone) curiously.

Then he listened to Shibukawa Yao's explanation of the ins and outs in a few words, and immediately accepted the matter frankly.

"So that's how it is. I'm the master's housekeeper, Uncle Mu, and I met the second young master."

Yunshen's voice came from the phone: "Nice to meet you, Uncle Mu."

Shibukawa Yo & California Kiyomitsu watching from the sidelines: ...

No, you are too quick to accept that your master has two non-human sons, right?

Forget it... After all, Uncle Mu himself is not a human being...

Shibukawa Yao pondered carefully, and realized that the people around him were usually not human beings—Seimei was a figurine, Kiyomitsu was a sword Fusangshen, Xiaojiu was an immemorial star dragon cub (unborn), Yunshen was a virtual life, Dazai is a saint... no, he is a human being!

At this moment, lines of light and shadow projected from the screen of the mobile phone, and under the eyes of everyone, it turned into... a cat!

The cat has an elegant body, slender limbs, pointed ears, and charming silver-white eyes. If you look closely, there are even binary data of "0" and "1" constantly flowing.This image reminds Shibukawa Yao of the appearance of summoning the "Guardian" animal in the "Harry Potter" series of movies.

"God Yun has seen you all."

This virtual cat, which is purely composed of lines and light and shadow, opened its mouth and bowed to everyone.

Everyone:……

California Qingguang is the most unbelievable: "Cloud God?!"

"Yes, Mr. Qingguang." The light and shadow cat like a patron saint turned his head to look at him, and said, "Thank you for taking care of me these days."

"It's nothing, it's all I should do..." California Qingguang smiled embarrassedly, "But why did you choose a cat as your avatar?"

The artificial intelligence was silent for a while, and then looked at the owner who was sitting on the chair next to him drinking black tea.

"...Although the composition of life is different, Yunshen still hopes to reach an agreement with Mother in terms of appearance and race."

Shibukawa Yao almost spit out the black tea from his mouth.

What the hell!In your eyes, am I just a big cat!Sand sculpture artificial intelligence!

However, Uncle Mu smiled gratifiedly at the side.

"I didn't expect that I would be lucky enough to see such a scene of sharing family happiness with the master's family. If the master is still alive, I will feel very relieved to see this scene."

"..."

No, my great-grandfather may not feel that there is any family happiness in this non-human gathering scene.

In any case, she is still very happy that everything today can be successfully concluded.

Let's go to Karakura Town this afternoon to visit the store manager Kisuke Urahara again... But why do I feel like I forgot something?

At this time, the other side of Yokohama.

Osamu Dazai grabbed his mobile phone and fished at work for a long time, but he still didn't receive the kiss greeting from his girlfriend that should have been sent this morning.

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Obviously, he was brutally driven back to work last night, but today there is no news...

Osamu Dazai suddenly thought of a possibility-couldn't the girlfriend be too busy with all kinds of messy things, so she left herself behind again? !

Shibukawa Yo, who didn't know that he was missed by her boyfriend, was still enjoying the time of drinking tea.

She just gave the old housekeeper a new mobile phone, which contained her and Qing Guang's phone numbers for easy contact.Uncle Mu also happily accepted the gift, and brought Yunshen, the virtual light and shadow cat, into the house to try a new way of online grocery shopping—although his hands would still pass through the light and shadow, Yunshen seemed to still be able to I really like Uncle Mu, he jumped on the shoulder of the other party, looking around like a real cat, and then told Uncle Mu which rooms in the house to install WIFI transmitters to have a stronger signal...

"How should I put it..." Shibukawa Yao complained to Qingguang while turning on the phone, "Listen to Uncle Mu and Yunshen discussing the need to install air conditioners, routers, and network cables at home... and then add this kind of antique old house , there are some subtle flaws."

"The times are developing. I think if the Shinsengumi are still living in this world, everyone will definitely have a different way of life." California Customs Clearance said with a look of nostalgia, "Director Kondo may become a policeman or a national The leaders of some of the supernatural organization departments under it are responsible for maintaining social order. The deputy chief of the soil is still the 'deputy chief of ghosts', spurring the team members with practical actions..."

Shibukawa Yo listened and suddenly thought: "Would Okita-kun be a girl in modern times?"

"???" The young man with black hair and red eyes froze for a moment, and then said angrily, "Master, don't be obsessed with FATE! Okita-kun and Artoria in it have the same face! It's impossible at first glance, okay?" ?”

"It's more than that, Joan of Arc, Nero, Mordred, Uesugi Kenshin...these people all have the same saber face!"

Qing Guang was almost tormented mad by his master, the devil: "Master, stop talking!"

Shibukawa Yao laughed unscrupulously, just at this time the phone vibrated, picked it up and saw that it was a message from her boyfriend.

[Princess and the Pea:? 】

Ordinary people can't understand the meaning of this extremely simple punctuation mark at all, but girls still understand it.

Osamu Dazai means "what are you doing?".

So she also returned a punctuation mark.

【I:. 】

--Busy.

[Princess and the Pea:? ? 】

do you need my help?

【I:)】

No need to.

[The Princess and the Pea: ...]

Sad.

【I:? ? ? 】

ah?What are you sad about?

[Princess and the Pea:! 】

You don't love me anymore!

Seeing the reply letter, Shibukawa Yao couldn't help but rolled her eyes. Before she got up and left, she said to Qingguang: "I'm going out for a while, I have something to do."

"Okay." Qing Guang happily agreed, thinking in his heart that he could eat the rest of the refreshments!

It's just that after Shibukawa Yao left the manor, Uncle Mu appeared in the courtyard like a ghost with a new refreshment to add tea to Sword Fusangshen, and at the same time seriously asked emotional gossip: "Is the master going to find someone she likes? "

"It should be, in a hurry..." Qing Guang slumped on the chair, feeling that the pastry in his mouth had lost its original taste, "Just get used to it."

"Oh..." Uncle Mu touched his chin, thinking about whether to reserve a guest room in the manor in advance for the master's future spouse to live in.

At the same time in the Armed Detective Agency, Osamu Dazai, who was lying on the sofa, picked up the phone for the fifth time to confirm that his girlfriend hadn't replied, and suddenly looked even more depressed.

"Mr. Dazai, you are like a plant that lacks water." Kenji Miyazawa passing by couldn't help but said, "Are you okay?"

The black-haired man let out a salty fish cry: "Not good..."

"Kenji, leave him alone, this bastard is a beating due to lack of society!" Kunikida Doppo wrote without raising his head, writing this year's work summary, "Dazai, your annual work summary will also be handed over to you in the next few days." Me. Otherwise, you will skip the report after a few days of vacation!"

Osamu Dazai grabbed the "Complete Suicide Manual" on the side and covered his face, pretending to be asleep, and at the same time replied in a daze: "That kind of report is very simple, I can repeat all the contents to you right now: Your Majesty's work summary for this year That's—suicide, fishing, and dating. End."

Kunikida was so angry that he almost broke the pen.

"Believe it or not, I'm going to kill you! You actually started talking about working and fishing! Also, don't use love as an excuse!"

"You're wrong Kunikida-kun, I've always been upright and aboveboard." The black-haired man lying on the sofa spoke righteously, "When you fish, you're always upright, and you never take crooked ways!"

"Damn it, you are the' crooked way' itself?!"

"Yes, thank you for the compliment."

Edogawa Ranpo, who was eating snacks with his legs crossed, muttered "It's started again", and then continued to eat his crispy noodles.

The blond-haired young man over there could no longer hold back his raging anger, threw the pen away, and rushed over to hit him.

"Run, Mr. Dazai!" Miyazawa Kenji was a good boy after all, and immediately hugged the furious Kunikida to prevent him from hitting anyone.

Dazai also ran away immediately with great insight, put the book and mobile phone in his arms and ran away: "Farewell! See you this afternoon!"

"Don't come back if you have the ability!" Kunikida let out a roar that shook the ceiling.

After getting rid of his partner who was incompetent and furious every day, the black-haired man happily walked towards the direction of the elevator. When he passed the public toilet on the way, he casually glanced inside... Well, there is a door inside that is closed.This floor is the territory of their armed detective agency, but at the moment all the members are in the office, who is using it now?

He subconsciously thought about all kinds of seemingly inadvertent details of life, but suddenly a familiar hand stretched out from the corner of the toilet door, grabbed his collar and dragged him in!

Osamu Dazai:! ! !

Young birthday!He suffered an unknown attack at the gate of the Armed Detective Agency? !

The next second, he felt the familiar warm and moist breath covering his lips, which made him relax involuntarily.

Ah, what a...surprise.

It's just that when the four eyes met, a gleam of joy flashed in those iris-colored eyes, but they immediately became puzzled.

Shibukawa Yoshi, who suddenly dragged her boyfriend into the toilet and kissed him violently after meeting him, finally let him go.

Dazai smiled and rubbed her head: "Yao-chan, how much do you like public toilets?"

Shibukawa Yao seriously pondered for a few seconds, raised his finger and gestured to a weak degree, "It's a little less than liking you."

Dazai: ...

The author has something to say: It’s true love, isn’t it enough?

Maomao: Be confident.