Incorrect usage guidelines for the magic perimeter

The next day, Shibukawa Yao teleported to the vicinity of her boyfriend's house early in the morning, and then climbed in through the window to wake him up.

Osamu Dazai's shaggy black hair became more fluffy after a night of sleep. He shook his head trying to wake himself up, and asked casually: "Wait, Yao-chan, how did you come in? I don't remember Give me the keys to your house."

"It's very simple. Just climb up all the way."

The only people in this world who can say this kind of thing so simply and aboveboard are this group of assassins who love to climb walls.

However, Dazai Osamu didn't think of one thing until he took the seat of the Shinkansen, and immediately said it aggrievedly.

"Yao sauce."

"what happened?"

"I'm very hungry."

"???"

Fortunately, Yao Shibukawa usually stuffs some dry food and clean water in his pocket, and immediately kindly asks his boyfriend if he wants to eat dry and hard compressed biscuits with cold mineral water.

Dazai, who originally intended to act coquettishly, always felt that there was something wrong with this matter.

"I want to eat hot food."

"Compressed biscuits can also be heated."

Even though he suddenly became rich yesterday, Shibukawa Yao is still outrageously stingy today.

"Yao-chan, are you really loving me?" Dazai finally gave up his intention to hint, and slumped on the chair like a desperate salted fish, "...I want to eat a hot, freshly baked ekiben .”

The problem is that although the girl loves her boyfriend very much, she also longs to be a salted fish slumped on a chair and not going anywhere, so she immediately pretended not to understand and replied: "Then when the train starts to move, what will happen?" There are crew members pushing trolleys to sell bento boxes and snacks."

"I can't wait anymore, I'm so hungry, I don't have any strength..." The black-haired man uttered a heartbreaking wail, held the girl's cheeks in both hands, and turned her to the direction of the window: "See No? What's outside? Read it."

"...Ekiben Specialty Store." Shibukawa Yao had to face this cruel and realistic world, "It looks like there are many people queuing up."

"I want to eat that!"

Before she could say whether she would get out of the car to help with the purchase, Dazai buried his head in the girl's arms crying, flopped and acted like a big cute animal, and took the opportunity to secretly kiss her a few times.

Others are fishing in troubled waters, but he is taking advantage of the chaos to steal a kiss.

"I'm going out this time, but I'm risking my salary being deducted and being hunted down by Kunikida-kun, Yao-chan, can't you even buy me a bento?"

...So, why is she running down to line up to buy bento by herself?

Shibukawa Yao, who was standing obediently in the queue, was deep in thought.

Fortunately, there are at least 5 minutes before the departure of the bus. There are still two people in front of me and it will be my turn. I should not miss the bus.

At this time, Osamu Dazai, who was sitting in the carriage, was in a happy mood looking forward to the love bento waiting for a while, and out of the corner of his eye, he suddenly noticed a man wrapped in a worn gray coat and wearing a hat, walking quickly from the aisle beside him. past.

The dark-haired man cheered up all of a sudden.

To make it clear here, the carriage they are in now is only two carriages away from the cab.

But even with such a casual glance, Osamu Dazai still felt that something was wrong with the man in the gray coat.

However, just as he was hesitating, the door at the junction of the carriages not far ahead was pushed open, and the flight attendant in smart uniform just ran into the man in gray.

Because the man in gray kept his head down and didn't look at the road very much, and he was walking too fast, the flight attendant was accidentally hit by this man.

"Oh! I'm sorry sir..."

The flight attendant hurriedly apologized and stepped back. Suddenly, the lady's pupils froze, because of the light bump just now, the metallic barrel of the gun was exposed under the hem of the other's coat—"Ah!"

She screamed in terror.

The man in gray raised his head abruptly, and the shadow under the brim of his hat shone fiercely.

Seeing that the matter was brought to light, he no longer hesitated, and stretched out his right hand—or rather, the mechanical weapon whose right arm was completely composed of a gun barrel aimed at the head of the flight attendant!

"Don't move!"

At this time, the passengers in the nearby rows all clearly saw the right arm of the man's gun, and suddenly screamed in fright.

At this moment, the terrifying arm suddenly turned with a "click", and finally changed from the original ordinary revolver shape to a warhead with a triangular yellow radiation warning symbol on it!

——Micro-nuclear bomb!

"Don't move! Don't move!" The man yelled angrily when he heard the exclamation around him. He hijacked the flight attendant and turned to face everyone in the car, "Let the train start immediately! Let's go now! Or I'll blow up the whole station!"

Shibukawa Yao, who was preparing to check out, suddenly heard people talking on the platform behind him.

"Eh? Strange, isn't it a few minutes before the departure?"

"What's going on! My daughter and mother are both in the car!"

"Depart early?!"

These people have not realized that something has happened, thinking it is just a simple traffic allocation problem.

She turned her head abruptly, just in time to see the Shinkansen rushing away from its original position as if it had taken the wrong medicine, and the silver-white carriage rushed across the platform.

At this time, several people dressed as plainclothes policemen and two professional heroes rushed in, gritting their teeth.

"Damn! He still ran away!"

Yoshikawa:? ? ?

"Miss, miss?" The waiter at the convenience store happened to pass two packed lunches to her in a daze, "Thanks for your patronage, the total is 1421 yen..."

Shibukawa Yao directly threw out two banknotes to the other party, grabbed the bento paper bag and ran away: "There is no need to look for it!"

She was anxious to catch up with the Shinkansen, which was far away, but after only a few steps, she realized that there was nothing she could do.

So the girl stood there thinking for a few seconds, took advantage of this time to stuff the hot bento box into the pocket under the coat, then turned around and ran outside the station.

There was a huge parking lot outside the station. Shibukawa Yoshi randomly picked a Mercedes-Benz AMGE43 sedan that looked capable of running and jumped into it. Then he stepped on the accelerator and rushed out of the parking lot in a rampage!It directly broke the toll railing of the parking lot!

"Yunshen!" the girl said while turning the steering wheel to accelerate, "Immediately mark the shortest path to catch up with the Shinkansen on the car navigator, and all the traffic lights along the way will turn green!"

So the voice of artificial intelligence came from the mobile phone in her coat pocket, "Yes, Yunshen received it."

The smart screen of the Mercedes-Benz on the side pops up, and a zigzag fastest city route appears on the screen.

"What happened in the Shinkansen?" she asked.

"Someone hijacked the train, threatened the crew with a nuclear explosion, and ordered the train to leave immediately."

Shibukawa Yao was speechless when he heard a certain keyword in it.

Nuclear explosion?

Oh shit.In this damn supernatural era, can any dangerous person pull out a nuclear bomb?

Thinking of this, her heart tightened: "Then Dazai..."

"Mr. Dazai is safe for the time being." Yunshen replied, but for some reason, there was a bit of hesitation in its electronically synthesized voice.

But Shibukawa Yao was keenly aware of the subtle wording of this artificial intelligence, "...for the time being?"

Osamu Dazai is indeed temporarily safe.

It may not be safe in the next second.

In the face of a miniature nuclear bomb, there is no professional hero or warrior who is so hard-headed that he is not afraid of nuclear explosions in the entire carriage. He had to turn on the nuclear bomb in the next second to return his clean and dangerous expression... so Osamu Dazai had no choice but to stand up.

"Hey, this gentleman..."

"Back back! Back up! Hands up!"

The man in gray was very emotional at this time, his right hand held a miniature nuclear bomb, and his left arm almost strangled the hostage flight attendant to faint.

Osamu Dazai immediately raised his hands in a calm manner to show that he was really not a threat.

He saw a bearded face with a gray complexion and bloodshot eyes under the other's hat.

Dazai didn't say anything, just stood in the corridor with his hands raised, and then stared into the other's eyes.

It's a pity that this man in gray, as a dangerous element with a nuclear bomb, was horrified by Dazai Osamu, an enthusiastic Yokohama citizen.

"Look at the fart! Why do you keep looking at me like this!"

"You didn't tell me to sit down. The aisle is so narrow, so I can only stand here." Dazai replied helplessly, "—I dare not act rashly in front of you."

A look of disgust suddenly appeared on the face of the man in gray: "You talk a lot? You're glib!"

Osamu Dazai: ...

He is so innocent.

"Actually..." the black-haired man tapped the air lightly with his fingers, "I wanted to say at the very beginning that the hostage in your arms is dying. Rather than holding yourself down with a comatose or even dying hostage, why not How about taking me as a hostage instead?"

The man in gray was obviously stunned for a moment, and he glanced down from the corner of his eyes, and he saw that the hostage flight attendant had turned blue, his white eyes rolled up and his body was weak, obviously because he was strangled by someone, and he was on the verge of death due to excessive hypoxia. symptom.

However, at this moment, Osamu Dazai, who was standing six or seven steps away from him, quietly approached within four steps without knowing when.

The robber in gray immediately glared at him, "I'm warning you——if you dare to get closer to me, I'll press the detonation switch!"

"Okay, okay, sorry, sorry, I didn't do it on purpose, you didn't feel it when the train bumped just now..." Dazai pretended to apologize, and raised his hands as if he was about to step back. Darkness!

The train entered the tunnel.

The robber's attention was inevitably distracted for a moment, but then, the electronic button on the wall behind him for activating the door switch exploded without warning!The lasing electric current and plastic fragments hit the gray-clothed man's back unexpectedly!

He let out a scream, and was about to press the button of the nuclear bomb, but at the same time, the whole car fell into a state of darkness after power failure.

Obviously, the reason behind all these electrical accidents was Yunshen's action.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Osamu Dazai swooped up, enduring the great sense of fear, and slapped the cold nuclear bomb arm with his palm!

[Disqualification in the World] activated.

The original gun arm turned back into a normal human arm in an instant, showing a sickly white and thin appearance.

"Fuck you!"

Feeling that the ability was sealed, the gray-clothed man was in a hurry, but because of the darkness around him, he couldn't see anything, so he had to rely on his feeling to punch him.

As a veteran who has survived and fought in the dark for many years, Osamu Dazai deftly stepped back to dodge. At the same time, he stretched out his toes and directly tripped the angry man, and then he hit the angry man with a joint attack, and the carriage in the darkness The sound of bones breaking and the robbers' curses and wails resounded immediately.

When the Shinkansen pulled out of the tunnel, the man in gray was already lying on the ground with his head bleeding, his nose bruised and his face swollen, and was taken away by the police officers as if they were facing an enemy.

The Shinkansen, which was originally hijacked, finally slowed down slowly this time, and finally stopped completely on a viaduct beside a river.At this moment, Osamu Dazai noticed that the mobile phone in the windbreaker vibrated slightly - he took it out to have a look, and found that it was Yunshen's sub-program APP that sent him a message.

【Mr. Dazai, if I were you, I would get out from the front right door. 】

What do you mean?

The dark-haired man was about to inquire about this artificial intelligence, but found that the program automatically closed and exited.This means that Yunshen didn't bother to explain and chose to go offline here.

Osamu Dazai: ...

Wait, could it be...?

He hurried through the compartment between the cars, opened the door on the right and ran down.

On the viaduct, there was nothing but himself and the silver-white Shinkansen train behind him.

Suddenly he saw a black car passing through the hole under the bridge like lightning, and crashed into the river without slowing down!

Osamu Dazai:?

In the next second, Shibukawa Yao, who jumped out of the car ahead of time and jumped up with the rope dart, jumped onto the viaduct that was at least ten meters above the ground. After climbing over the protective wall, he suddenly saw the Boyfriend looking around at the door.

"I've heard what Yunshen said! Are you too bold? You dare to fool the other party with a nuclear bomb! Is there anything in this world that you dare not do?!" The girl first rushed over angrily, After confirming that he hadn't suffered any harm, he couldn't help showing a frustrated and self-reproachful expression, "...I'm sorry, Dazai."

However, Osamu Dazai didn't say anything to blame her.He keenly noticed that the girl was sweating profusely at the moment. The cold weather obviously wasn't too hot after running all the way, but because he was worried about his safety.

So he laughed very happily and purely.

"Great, I almost got separated from Yao-chan."

Shibukawa Yao stared blankly at the man in front of him, and suddenly felt his heart beat uncontrollably.

"You bastard... did you wholesale the arrows from Cupid, the god of love?"

"Eh? Why do you say that?" Dazai didn't realize how much happiness in the world he had created for his sweetheart with his gentle smile just now.

The girl smiled but didn't answer, just took out the bento paper bag and stuffed it to him: "What you want to eat, I bought it for you."

"Oh! It's still hot! Thank you Yao-chan!"

"You're welcome."

But the fly in the ointment is that the whistle calls of the traffic police cars and cavalry from far and near immediately broke the beautiful and harmonious atmosphere.

Shibukawa Yao sighed helplessly and dissatisfied: "Those traffic policemen are here to find me. Anyway, Dazai, get in the car first, and see you in Kyoto."

Dazai smiled and patted her head: "Okay."

Although he had to spend the next two hours of the journey alone, he didn't feel lonely.

Probably because... I realized that I was really loved by the person I liked.