Incorrect usage guidelines for the magic perimeter

Osamu Dazai, an ordinary and handsome guy who likes to commit suicide, is keen to die every day. For a long time, his life motto is "As long as you don't die, you will die."

Although the frequency of his suicide has dropped significantly recently after making an agreement with his girlfriend on certain things, the daily behavior of committing suicide is unavoidable.

"This is...where?"

Osamu Dazai looked at the world before him suspiciously—the sky was black, the ground was covered with blood-colored bewitching flowers of the other shore, a mysterious river was rushing in the distance, and countless hazy figures were erratic...

He thought for a few seconds, and the expression on his face changed from trance to shock, and then to a strange mixture of tension and excitement.

This is - Santuchuan!Where the souls of the dead return!

Oh my god, Yao sauce is so good!Send him down with any gift!As expected of his girlfriend!

Dazai danced excitedly on the spot, and for the first time understood the joy of Ranpo becoming a bear and being patted on the president's lap.

——Sometimes the happiness of their boys is so simple.

Meanwhile, the real world.

Osamu Dazai, who had fainted after eating "I can't make trouble with mushrooms", climbed up by himself without waiting for others to call the police, and then sang and danced. .

Everyone else took it for granted, but Shibukawa Yao and California Kiyomitsu stared at this scene dumbfounded... Isn't this too insane? !

Miss Akiko smiled softly, and dragged the girl and boy away to drink tea.

"Don't pay attention to that idiot," said the doctor.

"But..." Shibukawa Yao was about to say something, when he saw Osamu Dazai running to the corner and confessing loudly to the floor-standing air conditioner, "Yao-chan, thank you so much! You have realized my dream for many years! It's Tuchuan!"

Shibukawa Yoshi's face turned red all of a sudden, this nonsense guy was literally executing her publicly!

...So she hurriedly took out the corresponding antidote and stuffed it into the other party's mouth to finish the job.

[*I can't make trouble with mushrooms: the mysterious mushrooms from "Funny Manga Hiyori", the only function is to be the corresponding antidote for [I can't make trouble with mushrooms].However, the detoxification effect is still doubtful. When Matsuo Basho thought that the toxicity had faded after eating the detoxification mushroom, he saw the "God of Haiku" in the hallucination again... What a troublesome life. (Current status: activated, usage times: 0/1)]

Osamu Dazai, who didn't know that the antidote was working, still continued to wander in the world that only he could see. He didn't see any haiku god, but he saw the phantom of Shibukawa Yao. After expressing his gratitude, the other party disappeared.

"What..." He was genuinely disappointed, like an unsuccessful politician, "We agreed to die together..."

However, no one paid any attention to him, whether in the real world or the hallucinated world after being poisoned, Osamu Dazai complained a few words and had no choice but to move on.

Suddenly, he saw a beautiful, fair-skinned, straight black beauty in a black-red traditional kimono sitting among the flowers on the other side!

Hey, is it a hallucination again?

The beauty stared at the Bianhua flowers on the ground with a sad face, and muttered to herself, "The recent flowers are not energetic."

Walking on the Sanzu River with the same scenery is really boring. After Dazai finally saw something different, he hurried over and introduced himself: "This beautiful lady, please don't frown in such a troubled way, it will only make you Your beauty has diminished. Is there anything I can do for you?"

In the real world, Osamu Dazai asked this question to the curtain.

At this time, Yosano Akiko, Edogawa Ranpo and others are already teaching Shibukawa Yao how to deal with a series of vicious possible incidents such as boyfriend cheating, coming out, breaking up, defrauding money and sex.The famous detective Luanpo also said that as long as you send me more kitten biscuits, I will teach you how to catch this guy's deadly trick...

Kiyomitsu shivered at the sight, and Doppo Kunikida patted him on the shoulder. At any rate, the two of them still had a friendship on Haiyan for a while, "The human world is really dangerous, isn't it Kiyomitsu?"

"Yes, Mr. Kunikida."

illusion world.

However, beyond Dazai's expectation, this beauty who is as beautiful as Higan flower and full of death looks at him suspiciously for a few seconds, then suddenly froze: "A living person?!"

"Eh?"

This is not the same answer as Dazai imagined. His desire to survive came online, and his precise intuition made him take a few steps back.

At this moment, he felt a blur in front of his eyes, warm currents surrounded his body, and the scene in his vision began to distort.

"Goodbye, beauty." Although he didn't understand the situation, Dazai said goodbye happily.

"and many more!"

The woman in the kimono stood up and rushed over, trying to grab Dazai Osamu's sleeve, but it was in vain.

"That guy... I remember, I remember his smell! Many years ago, he came here several times when he was a child, and every time he trampled my flowers! Why is this bear boy still so bearish when he grows up!"

The beauty is still very good-looking when she is angry.However, the road that Osamu Dazai walked on was indeed the flower of the other side lying on the ground.

"What happened, Master Bianhua? Lord Ghost Lantern ordered me to fetch the potted Bianhua needed for tomorrow's Hell Games."

A red-haired man dressed in black clothes of Hell Ghost Official, with a wooden sign symbolizing his status around his waist and a modern pistol walked over from the other side of the road.He has a gentle and generous expression, which is completely different from his boss Shaking S who is famous for his ghosts and animals.

The Bianhua stopped being angry, and looked at him: "Oh, I have prepared everything for you. Also, a living bastard came to step on my flowers just now..."

She described the evil deeds of this person carefully, but the red-haired ghost official became more and more surprised as she listened: "From your description, this person is a bit like a living friend of mine in this world. What does he look like? "

"It's nothing special, it's like everyone else."

"It seems to be him." Oda Sakunosuke said with a sigh, "I will find a business trip and entrust him with a dream, so that he will not always come in and out of your garden."

"It's a good move." Bi'anhua was very satisfied, "If he refuses to listen, you tell me, and I'll go up and bring him down myself."

Odasaku smiled slightly.

The real world, Armed Detective Agency.

Osamu Dazai opened his eyes, feeling exhausted as if he had been thrown into a front-loading washing machine and run on high power for an hour.

He found himself lying on the sofa. In the quiet office, Kunikida was the only one writing a book, and the others went nowhere.

"Hey... what about them?"

"Go downstairs for coffee." The blond young man said without raising his head, "By the way, Miss Shibukawa originally wanted to stay with you, but when she heard that the coffee and desserts downstairs are delicious, she left immediately gone."

Hearing this, Osamu Dazai showed an extremely terrifying and gloomy expression for a moment: "Ha! I knew that what she loves is not me at all, but coffee!"

"What stupid things are you talking about, Dazai." Shibukawa Yoshi, who was holding the takeaway bag in both hands, had to kick open the door with his feet. As soon as he came in, he heard his boyfriend swearing there again, and immediately expressed his objection.

"Hey, Yao-chan, you're back~" The black-haired young man cheekily forgot what he was complaining about just now, and wanted to get up to see what she had brought, but saw his girlfriend bring a cup to his colleague first drinks.

"I brought double servings of hot mocha coffee, sugar and milk jugs, Kunikida-kun, add them yourself."

"Thank you very much, Miss Shibukawa."

Seeing their chatting happily, Dazai quickly stood up and wanted to go and act coquettishly or something...Unexpectedly, he only felt dizzy for a while, and his hands and feet were so weak that he was about to fall down!

At the critical moment, Shibukawa Yao, who is always open to knowledge and domineering, knows all the troubles around him like the palm of his hand. She suddenly put her hands on the table and jumped over, directly supporting the dizzy useless man.So Osamu Dazai threw himself into her arms and hugged the girl's waist, refusing to get up like a boneless cat.

Shibukawa Yao was startled: "Are you so delicate, Dazai?"

"Yes, I'm so weak."

Kunikida almost wanted to sneer at this, but suddenly he couldn't laugh anymore.

Because Shibukawa Yao really believed what Osamu Dazai said, gently put him back on the sofa and apologized softly - although she did not take the initiative to feed poisonous mushrooms to her boyfriend.

For some reason, Kunikida Doppo just felt a chill...it's coming again!that feeling!That weird feeling in the space bar-this is obviously the feeling of being fed dog food!

With a gloomy face, he quickly walked out with a takeaway coffee.However, the remaining two people in the room did not notice the departure of Kunikida, the light bulb man.

Osamu Dazai is still making progress, and he just woke up from poisoning, and he looks very weak and pitiful.

"Yao sauce, I have a headache..."

"This? Didn't you take the antidote all the time? Could it be the residual toxicity? No, I'll call an ambulance..."

"No! No!"

As soon as Dazai heard it was true, he jumped up suddenly in fright——Shibukawa Yoshi looked at him suspiciously, didn't he say that he had a headache, how could he still have the strength to grab himself?

However, the black-haired young man blinked, and immediately put on a pitiful expression: "No need, I just lie down when I go to the hospital... And the main reason is that the sofa is too hard..."

Shibukawa Yo looked at the brown leather sofa again in doubt, people would sink into it when sitting on it, so could it be considered hard?

The self in the parallel world is dating a macho handsome guy, but she is dating a handsome guy like Princess and the Pea?

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Seeing her still bewildered look, Dazai knew very well that his girlfriend was a complete fool in some respects, so he had to give up the plan of crazy hints, and said pitifully, "Yao-chan, I want a knee pillow."

Shibukawa Yo stayed for a few seconds and finally figured out the cause and effect, and immediately laughed angrily: "You are really shameless."

"What face do I want in front of love and girlfriends?"

"It makes sense!"

Shibukawa Yo felt that what the handsome boyfriend said was very reasonable, and immediately agreed to make it up to him.But she also stated in advance that she has no experience in laying people on their laps to sleep-the last time it was the puppy Bean.

Unexpectedly, Dazai became even more excited: "Isn't this better! I'm the first one, right?"

"...Well, the first person." Shibukawa Yao played a word game with guilt here.

——However, she later remembered that the child Xiao Chi was too sleepy while waiting for Dou Zi's operation at the pet hospital, so she also lay on her knee pillow.

...Forget it, as long as the boyfriend is happy.

Dazai didn't know he was being fooled, so he lay down happily.

The moment she felt the external pressure on her thighs, the girl who had never frowned in the face of blood and blood suddenly tensed up all over her body!He was so nervous as if he was about to cut him with a knife!

"Relax, relax..." The black-haired young man lying on her lap comforted her instead, "I won't move around."

"No, this has nothing to do with you, Dazai." Shibukawa Yao said with a strange expression, "It's mainly my...my own problem, I don't let the opposite sex often lie on my lap, and I don't have similar experience myself. "

"It's okay, Yao-chan," Dazai's kite-colored eyes seemed to contain something bright, he said with a smile, "We'll try it a few more times in the future and you'll get used to it."

"Ah? Are you still here?"

"You don't like it?"

Shibukawa Yao blushed instantly, hesitating, "This... It's not that I like it or not..."

"But I like it, Yao-chan." Osamu Dazai said suddenly, "I like to get along with you more intimately, so don't resist me, okay?"

Wow!This dog man is full of flirtatious words!

Shibukawa Yao secretly marveled, only to realize that he was eaten to death by the other party.

"...Okay." She sighed and stroked the other person's hair.

Osamu Dazai smiled with narrowed eyes, letting himself be rubbed on the head, without speaking.

Shortly after.

A man and a woman came up from the elevator in the coffee shop.

"Why did you send us up to check the situation? Kunikida-kun's sad face of escaping from the zombie film set really makes people worry about what happened inside..."

"Probably because we are a well-recognized couple in the detective agency, my lord~ Even if you really see some scenes that are not suitable for children, it won't be too embarrassing."

That's right, the two who came up were Tanizaki Junichiro and his younger sister Tanizaki Naomi.One thing to say, they are like loyal customers of German orthopedics.

In any case, seeing that the elevator was about to reach the floor, Tanizaki Junichiro activated the ability [Xiyuki], this ability can cover up the whereabouts of him, his sister and all changes around him.

They sneaked out of the elevator, sneaked to the door of the detective agency, and observed what was going on inside through the large inlaid glass...then the two ran away quietly.

Back in the elevator, Tanizaki Junichi released the ability, "Unexpectedly, they didn't do anything, one was lying down and the other was looking at the phone..."

However, in the next second, his sister put him on the wall in the elevator and stroked his cheek very affectionately, "My lord brother, you seem to be disappointed? Do you think the trip was in vain?"

"how is this possible."

Tanizaki Naomi laughed domineeringly: "Why don't we try the method of [Don't let people go in vain]?"

"Don't, don't be like this...don't be here..."

My brother was protesting with his mouth, but his body accepted it honestly.

Ok?

Shibukawa Yo put down his phone temporarily, and looked outside suspiciously—why did he always feel that someone was here just now?

The girl shook her head, and realized that Osamu Dazai, who had been chatting with her, hadn't spoken for a long time for some reason.

It turned out that he had fallen asleep peacefully.