Incorrect usage guidelines for the magic perimeter

In another restaurant on the cruise ship, since it was still breakfast time, Osamu Dazai successfully found the university professor named Hiroyuki Kano based on information.Compared to a guy who was eating alone in his room, this elegant-looking middle-aged professor was chatting with a foreign couple while eating and laughing.

Osamu Dazai blinked, not in a hurry, he simply took a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice and sat down in a secluded corner where he could observe the other party's movements.As he was watching, an overly gloomy face suddenly appeared in front of him.

"Yeah." Dazai pretended to be taken aback, and rushed to ask in an exaggerated tone, "Kunikida-kun, where have you been?"

"Coincidentally, I want to ask you this question too." Kunikida Doppo pulled the chair opposite him and sat down eeriely, "You threw me away after breakfast! You even tricked me into a corridor where it's easy to get lost Run away by yourself!"

"Ah? There is such a thing? Impossible." Dazai looked at the colleagues of the Armed Detective Agency with a confused face, and chose to beat him up. "Obviously you ran away to play by yourself."

Kunikida felt his knuckles itch and wanted to hit someone.

He lowered his voice in annoyance: "You bastard! Don't think I don't know what you're up to! Quickly explain your purpose!"

Dazai glanced calmly at Kano Hiroyuki who was still chatting with someone over there, while dealing with his companion absent-mindedly: "I can have some purpose, but I didn't expect Kunikida-kun to look at me like this, so sad."

"Fart! Does a suicide device like yours who knows to waste bandages every day also have the concept of 'sadness'? I am the one who is sad! I was entangled by at least three women of unknown origin last night—— They're having a party in my room! Who did you give my phone number to?" Kunikida Doppo became more and more angry as he talked, and seemed like he was going to kill someone.

Dazai raised his hand and scratched his head, and smiled shyly: "Isn't this a good thing?"

——What's so embarrassing about this!And you, the culprit, are so shy there!

The blond youth felt that the blood vessels in his brain were throbbing crazily, almost exceeding the most dangerous limit.But all these impotent rages ended in a moan.

"I'm really...so stupid..."

"That's right."

"You actually have any conscientious expectations for someone like you, Dazai?"

"It really shouldn't be."

"One day I will tear you to pieces!" Kunikida Doppo said with a gloomy face, which was dangerous enough to scare a child into tears.

However, Osamu Dazai still smiled: "I am waiting for you at any time."

"...", Kunikida knew that there was no way to get any useful information out of the bastard's mouth, so he immediately glared at him, got up and left.

But before he left, he still couldn't help but stop, "Although I don't know what you're doing cunningly again... But you better restrain yourself! I don't want to stop before I get to Las Vegas. Because of some accident, I went to collect your body."

"Wow~" Dazai blinked his innocent kite-colored eyes, and looked at him brightly, "I knew Kunikida-kun still cared about me!"

"You!...Stop being so sentimental!" Kunikida insisted, "I just don't know how to explain to the president and everyone if something happens to you!"

After flicking away this good-natured but idealist partner, Dazai took out his mobile phone to play, but after a short while, Kano Hiroyuki suddenly got up and walked towards the toilet.

Dazai looked around calmly, making sure that no one was staring at him before getting up and following him to the bathroom.

In the men's room at this time, besides him and Kano Hiroyuki, there was also a fat foreign man washing his hands.

Everything is normal.

Consistent with the results of his calculations and observations.

After washing his hands, the foreign man rudely flung the water out, leaving only him and the target person in the toilet.

So Osamu Dazai raised his head and put his hands on his belt as a gesture to untie it. Just like all straight men who go to the toilet and want to compare their size with strangers, he skipped his gaze over the half-human-high baffle, and then looked like Unintentionally stunned for a moment: "My friend, your trousers are not chained properly."

Kano Hiroyuki, who just finished urinating while standing in front of the urinal: "Huh?"

He lowered his head involuntarily, but saw that the chains of his slacks were fastened properly and firmly.

So why did this dark-haired man standing next to him cheat on him?

A bad sense of crisis arises spontaneously!

At this moment, Kano Hiroyuki couldn't care about the possibility that the toilet door was not locked and someone would break in at any time, so his body suddenly swelled by seven or eight inches!At the same time, his face was elongated, his eye sockets were sunken, his black hair turned gray in an instant, and the same gray and white hair appeared on the back of his hand...

"boom!"

Osamu Dazai directly punched him in the ribs!The ability [Disqualification in the World] is activated!

Kano Hiroyuki was forcibly released from the state of activating the ability!

Kano Hiroyuki, who had been weakened by the [Night Watchman], couldn't normally display the personality of [Wolf Transformation], which caused his transformation to be a few seconds slower than usual.And even these few seconds were enough for Osamu Dazai to call out [Disqualification in the World] to him.

Due to the particularity of Dazai's own ability [Disqualification in the World], he was not affected by the ability suppression of [Night Watchman].What was it like before boarding the ship, it is still the same after boarding the ship, it has not become stronger but has not been weakened.This comparison makes Kano Hiroyuki really unlucky...

Seeing that he had punched the werewolf back to its original shape, Dazai didn't think it was enough, so he raised his hand and slammed the back of the target's neck while the opponent was clutching his ribs and bending over!

Kano Hiroyuki let out a strange sound from his throat, he raised his hand to block the hand knife, but the sequelae of the temporary removal of the ability still made his hands and feet a little weak.

Unexpectedly, Osamu Dazai's hand knife was just a false move, he raised his leg and kicked the man's left kneecap just right.

Hiroyuki Kano lost his balance uncontrollably, and rushed forward—but Dazai used his left leg as the pivot point, turned sideways to avoid the pounce and stood on the right side of the opponent, and then raised his elbows A precise hit on the spine acupuncture point on the back of the enemy!

It was as if two awls hit the man's back and hit his nerve connection!

"Crack."

The sound of the bridge of the nose breaking rang through the toilet. It was the sound of Kano Hiroyuki's face hitting the hard and cold tile floor.

It wasn't over yet, Kano Hiroyuki, whose face was covered in blood, still didn't give up the idea of ​​struggling.He tried to roll and escape from the opponent's attack range, but it was a pity that Osamu Dazai strode forward, grabbed his hair and collar, and continued to hit the tiles hard with his muzzle pointed at the ground!

Most people with supernatural powers are like salted fish at the mercy of others in front of Dazai, and this university professor is no exception. He passed out completely without hitting his forehead a few times.

"Hey..." Osamu Dazai straightened up, flicked his fingers a little uncomfortably, and said to himself, "I haven't practiced for a long time, I'm a little rusty."

In fact, the vicious intentions and proficient movements behind this set of fighting skills are enough to see the results of his training in fighting skills in the port mafia... and this is only the "middle and lower level" among cadres, and even He was repeatedly ridiculed by his former partner Nakahara.

"I really don't like these fighting and killing things." He muttered and sighed, reaching out to grab the target's collar and dragging him on the ground.

It just so happened that Shibukawa Yao who pushed the door and entered at this time saw and heard such a bloody scene and such a shameless sentence.

The smile on Mr. Shameless's face suddenly froze.

"What are you doing here!" He rarely shouted nervously.

Shibukawa Yao was really puzzled: "Can't I come in?"

"...This is the men's room!"

"Mr. Dazai, a mere sign can't stop me from moving forward." Shibukawa Yoshi completely misunderstood the point of this matter, while explaining, he walked straight in and closed the door, "I won't be influenced by secular speech. bound."

It's a mere men's restroom, you enter it as soon as you enter it, is it still breaking the law?

Osamu Dazai looked at the girl strangely for a few seconds, then changed his tone in a calm manner: "Since you are here to help, why don't you wipe away the blood on the ground?"

"No problem." Shibukawa Yao didn't feel anything wrong, took out the toilet cleaner from his pocket and sprayed it on the blood on the floor.

[*High-efficiency decontamination agent (Mr. Wittmann's toilet cleaning liquid fragrance type): fresh and elegant smell, bright color, strong decontamination ability, 500ml.Whether it is oil stains, blood stains, petroleum or aqua regia, it can clean it easily for you!It is a good helper for home travel. With it, my mother no longer has to worry that I can't destroy the corpse! (Current status: activated, use times 4/6)]

Osamu Dazai happened to see the note: ...

This kind of mother is also hardcore.

"Speaking of which, how do we transport such an unconscious guy away?" Dazai asked her.

Shibukawa Yao replied without hesitation: "You catch this guy later, I'll catch you, and we'll jump back to my room with the Flying Thunder God technique."

The space pocket can only hold inanimate things, and the Poké Ball has long been reimbursed and cannot be used for a long time. Fortunately, the Flying Thunder God Art can lead people to jump in close space. I think Namikaze Minato used this trick to take his newborn son. Naruto escaped unharmed.

As soon as he heard that he could feel the teleportation of jumping in space, Dazai Osamu's eyes lit up with a "squeaky!", looking forward to it like a little boy who is about to get a new toy.

They are currently checking whether there are any clues left in the toilet, and the high-efficiency decontamination agent is indeed very efficient. Spray it on and rinse it with clean water, and it will be clean. Using a special fluorescent reagent for chemical reactions will not have any effect .

"It's done, we can go." Shibukawa Yao finally confirmed that it was correct, and when he opened the partition, he saw Osamu Dazai sitting on the toilet seat with a very cute expression on his face, and Osamu Dazai who was still unconscious at his feet. Kano Hiroyuki.

Shibukawa Yo: ...

The visual impact of this door opening is a bit strong, and there should be a world-famous painting titled "The Holy Grail on the Toilet and His Comatose Prisoner of War".

However, just as she was about to reach out and grab the other's arm, there was the sound of breathing and footsteps of two people getting closer and closer outside the toilet door.

"Uncle Mao Li, it's true! I saw that big brother sneaking after an uncle into the toilet! I was so afraid that something might happen..."

"Damn it, you little brat is really capable of trouble, what 'following', did you read it wrong?"

They opened the door and it was empty.

Shibukawa Yoshi, who closed the door of the toilet cubicle at the critical moment, stared at Osamu Dazai with a delicate expression on his face.

——Mr. Dazai, you useless snack!Tracking the target person will also be seen by the little boys passing by!Can you guys do it?

Sensing the questioning gaze cast by the girl, the black-haired young man curled himself up silently, very weak and helpless, completely unable to see the appearance of beating a big man to the head with just a few casual blows.

He is also very innocent!The ghost knows that there is a brat from someone's family who is staring at him?

Mori Kogoro stood at the door of the toilet, swept the toilet casually, and said, "There seems to be no one."

After a pause, the middle-aged uncle yelled, "Hello, hello, is anyone here?"

Still no one responded.

Edogawa Conan, who was standing next to him, almost rolled his eyes, nonsense, even someone wouldn't be able to answer, right?

In fact, what made him most suspicious in this matter was that when he passed by the restaurant before, he had a casual glance, and he keenly felt the dark aura revealed by that strange black-haired young man at a certain moment...even no less than Gin is their arch-nemesis.

Could it be that the Black Organization also boarded the ship? !Conan's heart was full of alarm bells, and after much deliberation, he could only find the most acquaintance nearby, that is, Mori Kogoro, to help check the situation.

"There seems to be no one." Mori Kogoro rubbed the boy's hair impatiently, "Okay, okay, let's go, we haven't finished the wine yet!"

And at this moment, Kano Hiroyuki, who had been sitting slumped on the floor, suddenly slipped and fell, knocking his head against the edge of the toilet, making a huge movement.

The two people at the door turned around abruptly.

Dazai Osamu & Shibukawa Yo: ...

what are you doing?

So the girl signaled him with her eyes: [Hey, you can solve the trouble you caused by yourself. 】

Dazai looked at her helplessly and pitifully, but unfortunately all he received was a very cold and heartless silent feedback.

OK.

He raised his hand to mess up his already fluffy black hair a little, and rubbed his cheeks red with both hands.Then the man quickly unbuttoned the collar buttons of his western-style lapel shirt, and the top button of the vest was also undone, and the windbreaker slipped down half of his shoulders, and a beautiful and delicious scene quickly formed...

Yoshikawa:! ! !

What is this for!Brother Zai, stop quickly, there is no need to look like this!Others thought I did something wrong to you!

However, she underestimated the acting professionalism of an actor.

The actor poked his head out as quickly as possible, with an urgent and patient complex expression of "the arrow is on the string and has to be fired".

"Excuse me! That uncle over there, do you have lubricating oil?"

Everyone present, except the unconscious Hiroyuki Kano, had amazingly synchronized expressions at this moment: "..."

The straight boy Mori Kogoro's first reaction was to cover the eyes of the boy beside him.

The middle-aged uncle...the handsome young guy...following...the red-faced appearance...abnormal noise...lubricating oil...disgusting!Conan, you are too young to watch these things!

"No!" he said angrily. "Did you do it yourself without tools?"

"Isn't this—" Osamu Dazai once again showed a shy and complacent smile on his face, "I can't help it! Uncle, you also know that our young people are in better health, and often..."

He didn't finish speaking, because Mori Kogoro had already taken Conan the bear boy and fled for his life.

"It's solved." Dazai the playwright turned his head triumphantly, and found Shibukawa Yo was looking at him blankly.

"How about you, are you shocked by my wonderful performance?"

"That's right... It really shocked my mother for a whole year..." The girl said blankly, and reached out to grab Kano Hiroyuki's arm, and Dazai suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.

"Wait! No, Yao-chan, you promised to teleport me! You can't do this!"

"I just suddenly remembered! The Flying Thunder God Technique seems to be able to take only one person at a time, so I will take you next time..." The girl said to him with a pleasant face, but she looked fake, "Mr. Dazai, please go by yourself Come find me in the elevator."

After she finished speaking, she immediately teleported with the hostage without staying for a second.

Only Osamu Dazai wanted to cry.

Everyone said it was good to play together...

The author has something to say: Uncle Maori: Disgusting gay!What are you doing in the toilet!Go back to your room!

Pill: You're dirty. [Subway old man frowns and looks at his phone.jpg]

Dazai Fengping was murdered every day, sometimes it was the result of his own making.