Lao Gong is a crybaby

Seeing that he didn't speak for a long time, and didn't take out the things in the box, Lin Xiangxiang was very anxious, and was going to get them, but Sang Ran reached out and took all the things from the two of them back and put them in his schoolbag.

"Just take a look, I haven't even looked at it yet."

Lin Xiangxiang yelled dissatisfied, "I haven't seen it yet? Chen Chen, what is it?"

Chen Chen just blushed and cursed in a low voice, "Damn it, Sang Ran, you are too coquettish."

But Sang Ran tilted her neck and let out a "hum", the smug look made people grind their teeth.

"Damn it! What the hell is it? Good tablemate, let me see." He was so curious that he reached out to grab Sang Ran's schoolbag.

Sang Ran tightly guarded her schoolbag and did not let go, "What are you looking at? Can children read these?"

Chen Chen pulled Lin Xiangxiang's shoulder, hooked his fingers mysteriously, "Come here, I'll tell you."

Lin Xiangxiang quickly put his ear close to him, Chen Chen glanced at Sang Ran, twitched the corner of his mouth, and said in a low voice, "Condoms, sesame flavor."

Lin Xiangxiang was dumbfounded, "What the hell?! That thing still has this kind of packaging, this kind of... taste?"

Chen Chen covered his mouth and sniggered, Lin Xiangxiang applauded Sang Ran in amazement, "It's amazing, brother, I'm so ignorant."

Sang Ran had an intuition that Chen Chen must have said something terrible, "You can believe Chen Chen's lies. He said that your blood is pure and not bad at all. Don't make wild guesses. I will show you in the dormitory later."

After class, Lin Xiangxiang rushed back to the dormitory pushing a few people.

He sat on the bed and stared at Sang Ran's schoolbag, rubbing his fists, "Take it out and let me open my eyes, little brother."

Yang Mu also curiously dragged his own chair and sat down. Several people surrounded Sang Ran like this, which made him feel a little nervous for no reason.

"Don't do this, I'm afraid."

Lin Xiangxiang urged, "What are you afraid of, and I won't report you, hurry up."

Sang Ran: Report your uncle...

He took out the paper bag again, and all of them held their breath, as if waiting for the moment when the lottery was drawn.

Only Chen Chen sneered and waited for the good show.

Sang Ran took out the one that Chen Chen was looking at today, and it made Lin Xiangxiang's heart itch so slowly, he just grabbed it and opened the box to look at the contents without even looking at it.

A pair of dazzling underwear was exposed to the eyes of several people.

Everyone is silent...

Chen Chen suppressed a smile.

The muscles on the squad leader's face throbbed a little.

Lin Xiangxiang's expression was very serious. He thought it was something more shocking, but...

His eyes drifted down, stopped on Sang Ran's school trousers, and gave Chen Chen a meaningful look. The two of them just looked at each other for a moment, and they already fully understood each other's meaning.

Lin Xiangxiang threw Sang Ran onto the bed violently, turned around and yelled at Chen Chen, "Crack!"

Sang Ran screamed: "Fuck! What are you doing?!" He struggled hard, but Lin Xiangxiang was so big that he couldn't turn over.

Taking advantage of his tossing, Chen Chen saw the right moment and quickly pulled down his trousers. The bright red underpants barely blinded his eyes. What's even more funny was that there was a pouty pout on his crotch. tail rabbit.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...hahahahahahahahahahahahaha... Sang Ran you are so coquettish..."

Yang Mu covered his mouth and smiled low-key.

Lin Xiangxiang let go of him and looked down. Sang Ran frantically pulled up his pants, as if the girl next door was being molested, "Pervert! You perverts!"

"Sang Ran...you fucking...a cow is a real cow!" Lin Xiangxiang gave him a thumbs up, then lay back and smiled from ear to ear with his eyes covered.

"My God...you are such a cutie...hahahahahaha..."

Sang Ran was so ashamed and indignant that she suddenly rushed over and took off his pants, wanting to kill everyone together.

"Fuck?" Lin Xiangxiang was so frightened that he quickly covered his crotch, but after thinking about it, he let him see it openly.

"Brother, I'm a real man. I wear mature and stable underwear, which is different from your children's underwear."

Sang Ran glanced at his dark blue striped boxers in disappointment, "No taste."

Turning his eyes to Chen Chen again, Chen Chen's heart tightened, he turned around and climbed up to the upper bunk, followed by Sang Ran's sneer from behind.

"Shua—" There was a chill in the lower body, and the pure white underwear was exposed.

Chen Chen's back was stiff, his body began to feel hot, and his whole body was shaking.

Lin Xiangxiang suddenly couldn't move his eyes away, and the bed sheet in his palm was crumpled.

Chen Chen came down from the ladder steadily, and calmly pulled up his pants. Seeing his overly calm reaction, Sang Ran took a few steps back in fear, always feeling that he was about to die.

After Chen Chen adjusted his clothes, he gritted his teeth and squeezed his fist in front of his chest, "Sang Ran...you are finished."

"Don't, don't, don't." Sang Ran hurriedly hid beside Lin Xiangxiang, feeling that it was not safe enough, she just put on her shoes, jumped on the bed and hid behind him, tremblingly holding Lin Xiangxiang's shoulder.

"Sports Committee, save me."

Yang Mu let them fight there, and went to wash himself. Before he left, he kindly helped Sang Ran put his underwear on his bed, so as not to be tossed off by them in a while.

Chen Chen knelt on one knee between Lin Xiangxiang's legs, supported Lin Xiangxiang's shoulder with one hand to stabilize his center of gravity, and reached for Sang Ran with the other.

Sang Ran put both hands on Lin Xiangxiang's back and pushed forward forcefully, "Brother Lin, save me! Hold him quickly!"

The two let Sang Ran push, and they stuck together tightly. Chen Chen rubbed his shoulders with teeth and claws and leaned out, refusing to let him go.

Lin Xiangxiang's Adam's apple rolled, and suddenly he wrapped Chen Chen tightly in his arms, and shouted at Sang Ran: "Go up!"

Chen Chen was about to die of anger, "You betrayed!" He pushed his shoulder and struggled back.

Sang Ran: "Good brother!" After speaking, he hurriedly climbed onto his bed.

Letting people escape, Chen Chen was so angry that his chest was tight, and he put his palm on Lin Xiangxiang's face and pressed hard, "Traitor!"

Lin Xiangxiang tilted his neck back, "It hurts, hurts!"

Chen Chen twitched at the corner of his mouth, "I dare you to rebel!"

Chen Chen's center of gravity was on him, Lin Xiangxiang couldn't support him and fell down holding him, Chen Chen's hands were twisted and pulled on his face, he cried out in pain: "Are you a child? Why are you arresting people?" face?"

"Who asked you to help him?" Chen Chen was so angry that he grabbed the flesh on his cheek and pulled it to both sides.

"It hurts! Chen Chen!" Lin Xiangxiang rolled over with his arms around his waist and pressed him under him, and grabbed his two slender wrists and pressed them onto the pillow.

"Stop it, it really hurts."

Now the posture of the two is too ambiguous, Chen Chen grabbed his wrist uneasily, and shouted angrily: "Get out of the way!"

Lin Xiangxiang stared at him without blinking as if he didn't hear him. Chen Chen blushed uncontrollably, his chest heaved violently, and he frowned fiercely and stared at him fiercely.

But in Lin Xiangxiang's eyes, he could barely be called "delicate and angry".

"What are you doing?" Sang Ran poked her head down from the upper bunk.

"Bright day and night, Lin Xiangxiang, what are you going to do to our Brother Chen?"

Lin Xiangxiang came back to his senses, got up and made way for Chen Chen, "Talking too much! Tan Minze gave you so many underwear, can't you keep your mouth shut?"

Chen Chen straightened his clothes, got on the bed without saying a word, got under the covers and remained motionless.

Seeing that the situation was wrong, Sang Ran asked him in a low voice: "What are you doing?"

Lin Xiangxiang was wronged, "I didn't do anything...he did it first..."

Sang Ran is speechless, can this trash dim sum think of the key points?

Chen Chen was gnawing on his fingers restlessly under the blanket. God knows how soft he has become when he let Lin Xiangxiang take a look just now.

Am I in love with this idiot...

Sang Ran changed into her pajamas, got off the bed with her new underwear, and hummed, "Today is a good day, ummmmmmmmmmm~" He kept repeating the same sentence back and forth, and even got out of tune.

Lin Xiangxiang kicked his ass, "Screw you! Why would Tan Minze want to give you underwear? It's so weird, how can anyone give you underwear?"

Sang Ran blinked at him ambiguously, "My little mute is so different." After speaking, she twisted her waist and went to the balcony.

"Damn! You can't kill people!"

He and Chen Chen were the only two left in the empty room, it was embarrassing for no reason.

He hesitated whether to go and see what happened to Chen Chen.

Holding on to the edge of the bed, he struggled for a long time. As soon as he made up his mind to get up, Chen Chen threw off the quilt and sat up on the bed, hurriedly got off the bed and went to the balcony, without even looking at him from the beginning to the end.

Sang Ran brushed her teeth and asked inarticulately, "What happened just now?"

Chen Chen squeezed the toothpaste with his hands and feet, and said angrily: "I don't want to deal with that retarded man."

Lin Xiangxiang followed him just now, and when he heard what he said, he leaned on the door frame in frustration, "I didn't mean it just now, it was obviously painful..."

The more Chen Chen listened, the angrier he became, and he brushed his teeth vigorously, as if he wanted to puncture his own mouth.

Why did I fall in love with this idiot?

When Yang Mu came out of the bathroom, he saw three people crowded outside. The atmosphere was still weird, so he asked casually, "What's wrong?"

Sang Ran spat out the mouthwash, and replied with a smile, "Three days, there is a small quarrel, and five days, there is a big quarrel." Then she turned to the two of them and said, "You guys quarrel first, I'm taking a bath."

Yang Mu patted Lin Xiangxiang on the shoulder and entered the room by himself. Lin Xiangxiang didn't understand what he meant, comfort?encourage?

He quietly stepped over to Chen Chen's side, and fiddled with his toothbrush, "Are you really angry with me?"

Chen Chen gave him a sad look, "No, just treat me as having a mental illness."

I don't know which muscle is wrong, Lin Xiangxiang complained in a low voice to himself: "I can't stand the seizures every two days..."

Realizing that he said something he shouldn't have said, he closed his mouth in fear, not daring to look at Chen Chen's expression now.

Chen Chen got angry at the back of his head viciously: "If you can't take it, don't provoke me!" Then pushed him away, "Get out of the way! I'm going to wash my face."

Lin Xiangxiang feels that there is no one more aggrieved than him in this world. Why is Sang Ran's Tan Minze so obedient and docile, while his Chen...

Suddenly felt horrified, what was I thinking just now...