Lao Gong is a crybaby
Chapter 1
"Haha...the red underwear that a dead fat pig is still wearing, how coquettish!"
"Look, his ass is so big that he can't even hold up his boxers!"
"Hahaha……"
"It stinks! The fat pig pissed in his pants! It stinks!"
"Fuck! Go to hell!"
"Damn! Stay away from him! It's disgusting!"
"I didn't... I didn't pee my pants... I didn't!" Tan Minze sat up suddenly from the bed, gasping for breath, "Huh..."
Dou Da's sweat soaked the thick and long bangs on his forehead. He stretched out his hand and grabbed the wet hair to the top of his head, revealing the boy's sharp side face, wheat-colored smooth skin, sharp sword eyebrows flying obliquely, and deep black eyes full of luster. Moisture, with a little mole at the end of the eyes, adding a touch of coquettishness, a tall nose, thin and slightly parted lips, and exquisite facial features, like God's most proud creation.
Reminds me of my nightmare in elementary school...
I glanced at the clock on the bedside table, it was ten past five, I couldn't fall asleep anyway, so I might as well go to school early.
ten past seven—
"You're still sleeping! Today is the first day of transfer! If you dare to be late, my mother will break your leg!"
Sang Ran was sleeping soundly, but someone kicked the door open and threw off the quilt violently. The shrill voice almost made him deaf.
"Sister Sang! If your voice is louder, your son will be deaf!" Sang Ran yelled at her, then turned over irritably and continued to sleep.
Seeing that the person was still lying on the bed, Sang Yue was furious, took off her slippers and walked to the bed, and beat Sang Ran's buttocks in pink rogue rabbit pants.
Shouting: "Can't get up? If you don't get up, I'll kill you!"
"Ah!" Sang Ran bounced up like a spring, clutching her hot butt in pain, and shouted loudly: "I'm really not my own son!"
Sang Yue laughed back angrily, raised the slippers in her hand and made a gesture to hit her, "Yes! You are not my own son, I picked you up from the garbage dump!"
Sang Ran waved her hands in fear, "Mom, good mother, I was wrong, I'll get up right away." He looked at the weapon in Sang Yue's hand defensively, stepped back to the bed, and put on his gray rogue rabbit slippers.
Hippie smiled and said: "Look, I'm about to change clothes, it's not appropriate for you, a big girl, to stand here."
Sang Yue laughed and scolded, "You're already 34, you're still a big girl, fix it quickly, I'll take our little e-Donkey to take you there."
"Then there is Sister Lausang."
"Call mom! Brat!" After saying that, he slammed the door shut.
Sang Ran sighed, with such a violent temper, he didn't expect any rough-skinned and thick-skinned uncle who could take away his mother in his life.
Sang Ran has never met his father since he was born, and he has no other relatives. Sang Yue brought him up all by himself, relying on a fast food restaurant at home. It's okay.
I heard from Sangyue that she didn't study well in her third year of high school, and she had him because she did something wrong with a scumbag classmate. When the boy found out, he was so frightened that he transferred to a foreign country.
The matter of Sang Yue's pregnancy caused a lot of trouble in the school, and her grades were not good. The school had no tolerance for her, and asked her privately to persuade her to apply for withdrawal.
At that time, she had a stubborn temper and was at odds with the school, but she refused to drop out. The school had no choice but to tell her mother, who was not in good health. He could not be rescued in the hospital.
Overnight, Sangyue lost her only relative, all of which were the result of her lack of self-love. Her mother passed away, and she had no source of living expenses. She had to drop out of school to work to make a living.
Sang Ran was born in the toilet by her. At that time, she thought that this child was the fruit of her planting, and she would not go to the hospital to deliver the child. If the child could be born alive, it would be his fate. Life, even if it is her retribution.
Maybe it was really his fate. When she was dying and hugged the crying child, she finally smiled. She thought she would hate this child, but she was wrong. Sang Ran was the only thing this world gave her. Tenderness, the best gift, the meaning of her life.
Sang Yue's most beautiful youth was spent in the spurning of others and the constant sweat. She gave everything to Sang Ran and gave him an incomplete but warm home.
Cuihua Middle School, Class 35, Grade [-], [-]:[-] in the morning——
"Hey! Have you heard? It seems that there is a transfer student coming to our class today."
With a small face, the fair and clean boy turned around and asked curiously, "Who is it? Boy or girl?"
The tall, dark man is the sports committee member of the class, and has a name that doesn't match his appearance - Lin Xiangxiang.
He sneaked a glance at the head teacher who was sitting on the podium correcting homework, and whispered: "Boy, I saw his mother take him to see Viagra last Friday."
Viagra is their head teacher. His full name is Luo Dawei. He has been working in the school for less than a year, just in time to be the head teacher of their class. He is only thirty years old. He is humorous and funny. He is not as rigid as other teachers. Everyone in the class calls him He called Viagra.
Chen Chen was very disappointed when he heard this, "Boys, we already have enough boys in our class, why are you still here?"
Lin Xiangxiang teased in distaste: "Just because you have such a milky little boy, girls will only treat you as a younger brother, so don't think about anything else."
The little milk-faced Chen Chen looked unhappy, and squinted at him with a menacing gaze, and was about to turn around when Lin Xiangxiang reached out and grabbed his shoulder.
"Ah! I'm not finished yet!"
"Hehe... I'm not interested in listening." Chen Chen opened his hand, and lay down on the table to read the comics again.
Lin Xiangxiang stretched out his long legs and kicked the front seat, Chen Chen suddenly stood up, and the huge movement attracted everyone's attention.
The homeroom teacher pushed the black-rimmed glasses that were about to fall off the bridge of his nose, raised his eyelids and looked at Chen Chen quietly, "What's wrong?"
Chen Chen blushed and said, "Report to the teacher, he's harassing me!"
Lin Xiangxiang was dumbfounded, his mouth was wide enough to swallow an egg.
"Hahaha……"
"As expected of the macho sports committee..."
There was a burst of laughter in the class, and Luo Dawei couldn't help laughing. Looking at Lin Xiangxiang's expression, he could guess what was going on. "Lin Xiangxiang and Chen Chen were flirting in class, and they both stood outside the door with books."
Now it was Chen Chen's turn to be surprised. Lin Xiangxiang stood up and pinched the back of Chen Chen's neck triumphantly, gloating, "Let's go, sister Chen."
"Pfft...hahaha..." The classmate looked at him and was overjoyed.
At the gate of Cuihua Middle School, a small shiny green eDonkey barely stopped.
Sang Ran raised her neck, and unbuttoned the green helmet. The morning light hit his delicate skin, and outlined a beautiful outline on the throat line.
He handed the hard hat to Sang Yue, and complained: "Mom, can we change the color and wear this every day when we go out, so you don't have to worry about the green grass really growing on my head in the future."
Sang Yue pulled the zipper halfway up his school uniform to the neckline of the T-shirt, turned over the collar, and proudly said: "My son is so handsome, which girl would be willing to be green?"
He also instructed: "When you go to a new school, you can no longer fight with others. You have been expelled from the school after only studying for one and a half semesters. It is too shameful to say it."
Sang Ran grinned and said, "I won't fight anymore." She was already handsome, but this smile might make her even worse when the sun comes out.
Sang Yue sighed with relief: "Okay, hurry up and get along with your classmates."
Sang Ran stretched out her hand to stroke Sang Yue's hair, and said: "Alas!" and ran into the school gate with her schoolbag on her back before she had an attack.
Sang Yue's roar came from behind, "Go in and make a good reform, mom is waiting for you to be admitted to Qingbei Guangzong Yaozu in the future!"
Sang Ran smiled cheerfully, turned her back to her, and made an "ok" gesture by her ear.
The security uncle looked at the mother and child inexplicably, and closed the school gate.
Sang Yue straightened her disheveled hair and said to herself, "You're a cheap hand." Then she stepped on her little electric donkey and walked away.
When Chen Chen left the classroom door, he angrily bent Lin Xiangxiang's elbow, and cursed in a low voice, "It's all your fault!"
Lin Xiangxiang pointed at himself amusedly, and asked, "Blame me? Who is going to stand up and say that I harassed him? I said Chen Chen, do you know what harassment means?"
Chen Chen didn't want to talk to him, leaned against the wall, and opened the English textbook, which contained the manga he hadn't finished reading.
"Okay! Chen Chen, the teacher asked you to stand for punishment, and you still brought out the comics! I want to report it!"
Chen Chen stretched out his hand to grab him in a panic, frowning: "Don't tell Viagra, I've asked him to collect several copies."
Lin Xiangxiang leaned aside and looked at him arrogantly, "Then you admit your mistake, and I won't report you."
"Okay, okay, I was wrong." He whispered again: "Childish..."
Lin Xiangxiang didn't really intend to tell the teacher at first, but he just wanted to tease him. After Chen Chen dismissed him, he continued to focus on the manga.
Lin Xiangxiang was bored, so he leaned against the low wall in the corridor and looked aimlessly at the huge empty campus. At this moment, a figure broke into his sight. He waved his hands back and said excitedly: "Chen Chen, Come here quickly."
"What's the matter?" Chen Chen impatiently closed the book and walked over.
Lin Xiangxiang pointed downstairs and said, "New classmate."
Chen Chen followed his fingers and saw a boy vaguely, but he was short-sighted and couldn't see the man's appearance clearly, "Are you sure? This is the fifth floor, so far away, you can't see it wrong, right? "
"Brother Lin, I have 2.0 eyesight, and I will never make a mistake."
"Oh...why are you so interested in your new classmate?" He couldn't bring up any interest at all, and he wasn't a cute girl, so one more boy would be more of a threat to him.
Lin Xiangxiang gossiped mysteriously: "I heard his mother say on Friday that he was expelled from school because of fighting with someone."
Chen Chen asked strangely: "Fighting? Our school probably wouldn't recruit such students, right? His family has a backstage?"
Lin Xiangxiang shook his head, "I don't know, but I saw Viagra holding a few test papers in his hand, full marks in mathematics, I didn't see the others, I guess the scores are also very high, and he was transferred from No. [-] middle school. Where is No. [-] middle school?" ? There are so many masters, if you just pick one up, it is a level, and the school must have recruited him for his grades."
Chen Chen was dubious: "Is there such a god?"
Look again, there is no sign of Sang Ran downstairs.
"Look, his ass is so big that he can't even hold up his boxers!"
"Hahaha……"
"It stinks! The fat pig pissed in his pants! It stinks!"
"Fuck! Go to hell!"
"Damn! Stay away from him! It's disgusting!"
"I didn't... I didn't pee my pants... I didn't!" Tan Minze sat up suddenly from the bed, gasping for breath, "Huh..."
Dou Da's sweat soaked the thick and long bangs on his forehead. He stretched out his hand and grabbed the wet hair to the top of his head, revealing the boy's sharp side face, wheat-colored smooth skin, sharp sword eyebrows flying obliquely, and deep black eyes full of luster. Moisture, with a little mole at the end of the eyes, adding a touch of coquettishness, a tall nose, thin and slightly parted lips, and exquisite facial features, like God's most proud creation.
Reminds me of my nightmare in elementary school...
I glanced at the clock on the bedside table, it was ten past five, I couldn't fall asleep anyway, so I might as well go to school early.
ten past seven—
"You're still sleeping! Today is the first day of transfer! If you dare to be late, my mother will break your leg!"
Sang Ran was sleeping soundly, but someone kicked the door open and threw off the quilt violently. The shrill voice almost made him deaf.
"Sister Sang! If your voice is louder, your son will be deaf!" Sang Ran yelled at her, then turned over irritably and continued to sleep.
Seeing that the person was still lying on the bed, Sang Yue was furious, took off her slippers and walked to the bed, and beat Sang Ran's buttocks in pink rogue rabbit pants.
Shouting: "Can't get up? If you don't get up, I'll kill you!"
"Ah!" Sang Ran bounced up like a spring, clutching her hot butt in pain, and shouted loudly: "I'm really not my own son!"
Sang Yue laughed back angrily, raised the slippers in her hand and made a gesture to hit her, "Yes! You are not my own son, I picked you up from the garbage dump!"
Sang Ran waved her hands in fear, "Mom, good mother, I was wrong, I'll get up right away." He looked at the weapon in Sang Yue's hand defensively, stepped back to the bed, and put on his gray rogue rabbit slippers.
Hippie smiled and said: "Look, I'm about to change clothes, it's not appropriate for you, a big girl, to stand here."
Sang Yue laughed and scolded, "You're already 34, you're still a big girl, fix it quickly, I'll take our little e-Donkey to take you there."
"Then there is Sister Lausang."
"Call mom! Brat!" After saying that, he slammed the door shut.
Sang Ran sighed, with such a violent temper, he didn't expect any rough-skinned and thick-skinned uncle who could take away his mother in his life.
Sang Ran has never met his father since he was born, and he has no other relatives. Sang Yue brought him up all by himself, relying on a fast food restaurant at home. It's okay.
I heard from Sangyue that she didn't study well in her third year of high school, and she had him because she did something wrong with a scumbag classmate. When the boy found out, he was so frightened that he transferred to a foreign country.
The matter of Sang Yue's pregnancy caused a lot of trouble in the school, and her grades were not good. The school had no tolerance for her, and asked her privately to persuade her to apply for withdrawal.
At that time, she had a stubborn temper and was at odds with the school, but she refused to drop out. The school had no choice but to tell her mother, who was not in good health. He could not be rescued in the hospital.
Overnight, Sangyue lost her only relative, all of which were the result of her lack of self-love. Her mother passed away, and she had no source of living expenses. She had to drop out of school to work to make a living.
Sang Ran was born in the toilet by her. At that time, she thought that this child was the fruit of her planting, and she would not go to the hospital to deliver the child. If the child could be born alive, it would be his fate. Life, even if it is her retribution.
Maybe it was really his fate. When she was dying and hugged the crying child, she finally smiled. She thought she would hate this child, but she was wrong. Sang Ran was the only thing this world gave her. Tenderness, the best gift, the meaning of her life.
Sang Yue's most beautiful youth was spent in the spurning of others and the constant sweat. She gave everything to Sang Ran and gave him an incomplete but warm home.
Cuihua Middle School, Class 35, Grade [-], [-]:[-] in the morning——
"Hey! Have you heard? It seems that there is a transfer student coming to our class today."
With a small face, the fair and clean boy turned around and asked curiously, "Who is it? Boy or girl?"
The tall, dark man is the sports committee member of the class, and has a name that doesn't match his appearance - Lin Xiangxiang.
He sneaked a glance at the head teacher who was sitting on the podium correcting homework, and whispered: "Boy, I saw his mother take him to see Viagra last Friday."
Viagra is their head teacher. His full name is Luo Dawei. He has been working in the school for less than a year, just in time to be the head teacher of their class. He is only thirty years old. He is humorous and funny. He is not as rigid as other teachers. Everyone in the class calls him He called Viagra.
Chen Chen was very disappointed when he heard this, "Boys, we already have enough boys in our class, why are you still here?"
Lin Xiangxiang teased in distaste: "Just because you have such a milky little boy, girls will only treat you as a younger brother, so don't think about anything else."
The little milk-faced Chen Chen looked unhappy, and squinted at him with a menacing gaze, and was about to turn around when Lin Xiangxiang reached out and grabbed his shoulder.
"Ah! I'm not finished yet!"
"Hehe... I'm not interested in listening." Chen Chen opened his hand, and lay down on the table to read the comics again.
Lin Xiangxiang stretched out his long legs and kicked the front seat, Chen Chen suddenly stood up, and the huge movement attracted everyone's attention.
The homeroom teacher pushed the black-rimmed glasses that were about to fall off the bridge of his nose, raised his eyelids and looked at Chen Chen quietly, "What's wrong?"
Chen Chen blushed and said, "Report to the teacher, he's harassing me!"
Lin Xiangxiang was dumbfounded, his mouth was wide enough to swallow an egg.
"Hahaha……"
"As expected of the macho sports committee..."
There was a burst of laughter in the class, and Luo Dawei couldn't help laughing. Looking at Lin Xiangxiang's expression, he could guess what was going on. "Lin Xiangxiang and Chen Chen were flirting in class, and they both stood outside the door with books."
Now it was Chen Chen's turn to be surprised. Lin Xiangxiang stood up and pinched the back of Chen Chen's neck triumphantly, gloating, "Let's go, sister Chen."
"Pfft...hahaha..." The classmate looked at him and was overjoyed.
At the gate of Cuihua Middle School, a small shiny green eDonkey barely stopped.
Sang Ran raised her neck, and unbuttoned the green helmet. The morning light hit his delicate skin, and outlined a beautiful outline on the throat line.
He handed the hard hat to Sang Yue, and complained: "Mom, can we change the color and wear this every day when we go out, so you don't have to worry about the green grass really growing on my head in the future."
Sang Yue pulled the zipper halfway up his school uniform to the neckline of the T-shirt, turned over the collar, and proudly said: "My son is so handsome, which girl would be willing to be green?"
He also instructed: "When you go to a new school, you can no longer fight with others. You have been expelled from the school after only studying for one and a half semesters. It is too shameful to say it."
Sang Ran grinned and said, "I won't fight anymore." She was already handsome, but this smile might make her even worse when the sun comes out.
Sang Yue sighed with relief: "Okay, hurry up and get along with your classmates."
Sang Ran stretched out her hand to stroke Sang Yue's hair, and said: "Alas!" and ran into the school gate with her schoolbag on her back before she had an attack.
Sang Yue's roar came from behind, "Go in and make a good reform, mom is waiting for you to be admitted to Qingbei Guangzong Yaozu in the future!"
Sang Ran smiled cheerfully, turned her back to her, and made an "ok" gesture by her ear.
The security uncle looked at the mother and child inexplicably, and closed the school gate.
Sang Yue straightened her disheveled hair and said to herself, "You're a cheap hand." Then she stepped on her little electric donkey and walked away.
When Chen Chen left the classroom door, he angrily bent Lin Xiangxiang's elbow, and cursed in a low voice, "It's all your fault!"
Lin Xiangxiang pointed at himself amusedly, and asked, "Blame me? Who is going to stand up and say that I harassed him? I said Chen Chen, do you know what harassment means?"
Chen Chen didn't want to talk to him, leaned against the wall, and opened the English textbook, which contained the manga he hadn't finished reading.
"Okay! Chen Chen, the teacher asked you to stand for punishment, and you still brought out the comics! I want to report it!"
Chen Chen stretched out his hand to grab him in a panic, frowning: "Don't tell Viagra, I've asked him to collect several copies."
Lin Xiangxiang leaned aside and looked at him arrogantly, "Then you admit your mistake, and I won't report you."
"Okay, okay, I was wrong." He whispered again: "Childish..."
Lin Xiangxiang didn't really intend to tell the teacher at first, but he just wanted to tease him. After Chen Chen dismissed him, he continued to focus on the manga.
Lin Xiangxiang was bored, so he leaned against the low wall in the corridor and looked aimlessly at the huge empty campus. At this moment, a figure broke into his sight. He waved his hands back and said excitedly: "Chen Chen, Come here quickly."
"What's the matter?" Chen Chen impatiently closed the book and walked over.
Lin Xiangxiang pointed downstairs and said, "New classmate."
Chen Chen followed his fingers and saw a boy vaguely, but he was short-sighted and couldn't see the man's appearance clearly, "Are you sure? This is the fifth floor, so far away, you can't see it wrong, right? "
"Brother Lin, I have 2.0 eyesight, and I will never make a mistake."
"Oh...why are you so interested in your new classmate?" He couldn't bring up any interest at all, and he wasn't a cute girl, so one more boy would be more of a threat to him.
Lin Xiangxiang gossiped mysteriously: "I heard his mother say on Friday that he was expelled from school because of fighting with someone."
Chen Chen asked strangely: "Fighting? Our school probably wouldn't recruit such students, right? His family has a backstage?"
Lin Xiangxiang shook his head, "I don't know, but I saw Viagra holding a few test papers in his hand, full marks in mathematics, I didn't see the others, I guess the scores are also very high, and he was transferred from No. [-] middle school. Where is No. [-] middle school?" ? There are so many masters, if you just pick one up, it is a level, and the school must have recruited him for his grades."
Chen Chen was dubious: "Is there such a god?"
Look again, there is no sign of Sang Ran downstairs.
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