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"crazy?"

The emperor bit out two words lightly, with a half-smile on his face, doubtful, and suddenly pointed at Eleven, his voice was as deep as a bell, extremely majestic, "Feng Eleven, your father said you were crazy, you said yourself, you are are you crazy?"

Eleven eyeballs rounded his eyes, he came to the world, he has learned a lot of insulting words, whoever scolds him, he scolds, and he has never suffered, but in the three realms and six realms, who dares to be his father?Even if he scolds him back to be someone's father, it's still letting someone take advantage of him!

The young man puffed up his mouth, narrowed his big eyes, looked at the emperor, and shocked everyone with a word: "Presumptuous!"

Feng Huairen only hated that the ginseng tablets from the Tai Hospital were so good that he couldn't get over it, and watched Nizi make trouble worse and worse.

The prince's eyes were full of surprises. He thought that Feng Shishi was coming for him and would fabricate things that were not good for him in front of the emperor, but he didn't expect... is this really crazy?

King Jing and King Ning looked at each other, even though they had seen Feng Shishi's unrestricted appearance, they never dared to think that he could shout "presumptuous" to the emperor!

"Bold!" Eunuch Gao scolded angrily, "How can you be presumptuous in front of the emperor!"

Eleven laughed out loud, because the eunuch's voice was shrill, and the one pointing at him angrily was still an orchid finger. He thought it was very funny, and was so teased that he leaned back and forth, and imitated Eunuch Gao's voice and movements, raising the orchid finger and screaming sharply. road:

"Bold!"

The tone of voice, the tone of voice, the movements, the expressions were all so vivid that everyone couldn't help laughing, but unfortunately the emperor was standing beside him, and no one dared to laugh uncontrollably, so they could only lower their heads quietly, shaking their shoulders and laughing in a muffled voice.

Eunuch Gao is the head of the palace, the emperor's close attendant, even the most honorable prince Jing Wang is polite to him, he has never been humiliated like this, his head buzzed with anger, he stomped his feet, and compared With a Lanhua finger, King Ning couldn't help it. He just burst out laughing with a "puchi" when King Jing covered his mouth.

Eunuch Gao's face turned blue and red, put down his orchid finger, flicked the whisk, and shouted sharply:

"Take him down!"

Ouchi guards hula-la surrounded them, and Eleven was out of breath laughing:

"You guys here are so funny...it's always like saying 'take him down' and then a bunch of people surround me, it's so much fun!

The guards are all top-notch masters, all of them are light and clean, and the encirclement follows a certain formation, which is airtight and has no flaws. It is rare to meet such an opponent, and it is unavoidable to be playful He got up, rolled up his sleeves, and planned to have a good fight.

I watched Bruce Lee fight in a movie before, and the tricks looked very beautiful. Now I just learned it. He opened his hands, stepped forward with his left foot, and half-bowed his right leg. , stepped on his right foot again, half arched his left leg, and clapped his palm: "Ha! Come on!"

The guards were all taken aback by his "huh", and they paused for a long time before they all shot together, trying to pin down Eleven's shoulders to subdue him, but the emperor waved his hand at this moment: "Stay back."

"Your Majesty," Eunuch Gao bowed his body, his shrill voice was intentionally lowered, and anyone could hear the chief executive's anger and aggrieved at this moment, "This son openly offends His Majesty, it is really audacious..."

The emperor pondered for a while, then stroked his beard and said, "From this point of view, I really seem to be crazy."

Feng Huairen had already closed his eyes and waited for Bai Ling's poisonous wine, but when he heard the emperor say this, he immediately burst into tears and wailed loudly:

"Your majesty... Your ministers are not strict in teaching children, please forgive me, please forgive me!"

"But when did this disease start?" the emperor asked slowly.

Feng Huairen was shaking like a sieve, this question is very difficult to answer, if it is said that she went crazy before the imperial decree was issued, then the Feng family is deceiving the king in vain, concealing Feng Shishi's illness and not reporting it; if it is said that after the imperial decree was issued Feng The one who went crazy before Eleven escaped was that Feng Shiyi didn't want to be Princess Jing because she was disrespectful to the royal family. The only answer could only be——

"Back to the emperor, on the day the boy left the mansion, he was in a trance early in the morning, developed a high fever, and talked nonsense. I just thought it was because he took a cold bath the night before and caught the cold. He took some medicine and rested for a few days. It turned out that the doctor was invited to go to the mansion, and the report had just been drawn up, when the servant came to report, the boy disappeared! The minister was so anxious that he searched for it all day and night, and then rushed to the palace to report... ...Maybe it's because I went crazy on the day when I had a high fever, and I blame the minister for not taking good care of me, I beg the emperor to punish me..."

What Feng Xiang said was watertight, and all the steps that should be built were built. The emperor sighed:

"Birth, old age, sickness and death are beyond anyone's control. Feng Shishi's crime of escaping and hiding is unforgivable. Feng Huairen, your crime of lax care is unforgivable. Take your son back so that he can be healed. Before he recovers, don't make such mistakes again. You This father is so incompetent, go to the Meridian Gate by yourself and get twenty boards!"

The Meridian Gate is the main entrance of the imperial palace. Hundreds of officials come in and out, and guards are like a forest. They are beaten at the Meridian Gate, not the buttocks, but the face.

The emperor said lightly, but Feng Huairen almost wept with joy, even if the emperor vented his anger at twenty boards, if he was allowed to go out with all his tail, he would be in trouble day and night.

Feng Huairen raised his body, took a deep breath, and then bowed down deeply: "Your Majesty, I dare to ask you one more thing. Nizi is terminally ill, and I don't know when he will recover. Don't dare to delay Prince Jing's marriage anymore. The wedding ceremony has not yet come. , I also ask the emperor to depose the title of Concubine Jing, the rebellious son, otherwise I will never feel at ease!"

"Well," the emperor glanced at Feng Huairen approvingly, thinking that the old man is still sensible, but his face was pondering, "Although the wedding ceremony has not been performed, the jade certificate has been entered, and Feng Shishi is the royal daughter-in-law. , there is absolutely no reason to be deposed because of illness..."

"emperor!"

Feng Huairen knocked his forehead on the ground bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang on the forehead The married daughter-in-law, let Prime Minister Feng feel relieved, you come and go between monarchs and ministers, one is benevolent and the other is stubborn, seeing this famous white-faced prime minister with red and swollen forehead, Cheng Xuanzong finally couldn't bear it, and sighed:

"Since that's the case, what Feng Qing said..."

Prince Jing's eyes moved, and he was about to step forward——

"Boom!"

Suddenly a thunderclap rang out from the sky, and everyone jumped in unison in the blue sky, and then a dazzling ball of light fell straight down from the sky. The ball of light hit the tallest crabapple behind the imperial study with dazzling purple light. After a burst of crackling explosions, the crabapple tree was burnt into a scorched wood in an instant.

The pungent burnt smell permeated, and everyone's expressions changed.

The sky... struck... thunder... struck...

The emperor looked at the crabapple tree that was smoking with gray smoke, and narrowed his eyes thoughtfully.

Eunuch Gao flicked his fly whisk, and said softly: "Your Majesty, the weather is dry and hot, and even thunderstorms are blowing. Your Majesty and Your Highnesses, please move to the Imperial Study Room... Oh, Prince Jing, you haven't changed your armor yet. How hot it is, Xiaoluzi Xiaoshunzi, there is enough ice in the imperial study..."

The servants hurried over, moving trees for those who moved them, and those who went to add ice to add ice.

The emperor took two steps forward with his hands behind his back, and suddenly said again: "Fengqing's play, I am sure..."

"Crack-crack!"

Another bolt of lightning strikes, and it almost explodes on the blue brick road under the emperor's feet. The blue bricks, which are three feet three in length and width, are instantly torn out with several sharp scratches, like the claws of a huge bird of prey.

"Be careful, Your Majesty!"

"Father, be careful!"

Hulala A group of people gathered around again. Eunuch Gao covered his mouth with one hand and stroked his chest with the other. He didn't even dare to turn his head at will. He aimed at the smiling young man in red.

Eleven played with Feiyun Liuxia, the hairband hanging on his chest, and found that everyone was staring at him in unison, with complicated and strange eyes, so he raised his hands innocently and said, "I didn't hit this thunder! "

"Gao Jin," the emperor stared fixedly at Eleven, and said slowly, "Here comes the imperial edict of Qin Tianjian to invite the national teacher into the palace."

"Yes." Eunuch Gao flicked his fly whisk, winked to let the two young eunuchs take his place, and went to invite the national teacher himself.

The emperor turned to Feng Huairen again, his voice was still majestic like a bell: "Feng Aiqing."

Feng Huairen lay down on the ground again with his head full of dizziness: "The minister is here."

"You take Shishilang back to the mansion, and let Chen Taiyi accompany you, so that he can take care of you, and there will be no mistakes! As for what you played, we will discuss it later."

"The minister obeys the order!"

"As for your board, remember for now, if there is any mistake, don't come to the palace to kneel, at Caishikou, you can find a stake yourself!"

Feng Huairen trembled all over, you are not joking, this warning is like two thunderbolts that fell from the clear sky just now: "I am leading the order! I will definitely do my best..."

The emperor waved his hand impatiently: "Okay, go do your business! Prince, King Jing and King Ning, follow me into the study."

"My son obeys the order!"

The emperor passed by Eleven and gave him a meaningful look, as if he wanted to say something, but in the end he just smiled and walked into the study.

Although the crown prince and King Jing and King Ning were also full of doubts, they had no choice but to follow the emperor's footsteps. However, just as the crown prince was about to step into the imperial study, the corner of his robe was grabbed again.

Eleven tilted his head, smiled brightly at the prince, and shouted crisply: "Brother!"

This title made King Jing and King Ning in front turn their heads.

All the people in the world who can call the prince "brother" can be counted on one hand, and they all live in this palace, but because of the series of crazy behaviors before the eleventh, no one stopped him at this moment, but because of this title, Let Ning Wang and others dispel the speculation that Feng Shishi has an affair with the prince.

Ning Wang smiled and corrected: "Sister-in-law Sanhuang, you called me wrong, not only should you not call fourth brother 'brother', but he will also call you 'sister-in-law' the other way around!"

Eleven frowned: "Do you think I'm a fool to fool you? My sister-in-law is called a woman." He puffed out his small chest, "I'm a boy!"

King Ning touched his nose speechlessly, yes, you are not a fool, you are a lunatic.

The prince looked at the young man who was grabbing the corner of his clothes, his eyes changed several times, and the two thunderstorms in a row came down because the emperor was about to depose Princess Jing. Is this a coincidence, or is it a warning from God?Apparently, even the Emperor was inclined to believe the latter.

What is the meaning of God bestowing on Princess Jing?

If Feng Shishi really bears the will of God, then I must not let him stand with Prince Jing. Many thoughts flashed through the prince's mind. His eyes softened, and the corner of his mouth smiled. King Ning has already taken the lead in saying:

"Master Feng, the Third Sister-in-Law was frightened a lot while she was away, why don't you hurry up and bring Princess Jing back to the residence?"

King Ning looked at the prince, the brothers have been fighting each other for many years, who doesn't know what's going on in their hearts?Whether this Feng Shishi is really crazy or fake crazy, with the warning from Tianlei, he not only secures Princess Jing, but is also a Princess Jing who the emperor treats carefully. When the crown prince rolls his eyes, King Ning will know what he wants to do. What.

King Ning did not hide the sarcasm in his eyes, "Concubine Jing is insane, and I don't know who she mistook the fourth brother for? Fortunately, the fourth brother is not equally insane, and the third brother is still standing here. His Royal Highness should know the difference between uncle and sister-in-law."

He pointed to Eleven's hand holding the prince's robe, and his smile became even colder.

The prince's body froze, and he glared at King Ning fiercely, wanting to take off his robe, but Eleven was holding on to the corner of his robe tightly, with dark eyes, just looking at him like that.

Feng Huairen's old bones had countless nerves that had been hardened in the officialdom, and they were stimulated by this series of strange events to the point of crumbling.

He didn't know how his little son left the prime minister's mansion, and how he changed from the inside out like he was insane, and he didn't understand why the emperor would take it lightly and gently expose it. The title has not been cut, and seeing Feng Shiyi holding the prince's sleeve and not letting go, Prince Jing's eyes flashed a cold light of murder, while King Ning gritted his teeth, the prince's expression was tangled but with a hint of inexplicable pleasure...

Feng Huairen felt that it was not only his son who lost his mind, but also himself.

His Royal Highness Prince Jing, who has been at the center of the incident but never said a word, finally spoke in a deep and hoarse voice:

"Prime Minister Feng, I trouble you to bring the princess back to the mansion first. After the king leaves the palace, he will visit himself."

He paused for a moment, and actually let out a smile, "The king is still in court now, and I have a lot of free time. In the future, I will come to discuss the wedding with Lord Fengxiang. Don't be offended."

Feng Huairen's legs softened, King Jing was declaring his sovereignty, he nodded repeatedly: "His Royal Highness Prince Jing is just joking, and this humble minister can't ask for anything."

Prince Jing stretched out his hand to hold Eleven's wrist, and with a light movement, that hand let go of the corner of the crown prince's robe. Eleven raised his head and looked curiously at the masked man again.

"Go back with your father first." Prince Jing said softly, his deep eyes seemed to have frightening magic power, the more Eleven looked at him, the more strange he became, and he scratched his head in confusion.

He could see the real dragon protecting the country behind the emperor, and he could see through the original bodies of monsters and goblins, but he couldn't see what kind of face was hidden behind this mask.

The strangest thing is why this person can catch him again and again, even though his brother is right in front of him, why does this person feel more familiar to him?

Eleven suddenly raised his hand, and directly attacked King Jing's face. King Jing's eyes flashed, and he quickly stopped his hand: "What are you doing?"

"Look what you look like!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone present changed their faces.

Prince Jing seemed to have been greatly shaken, and took a step back abruptly.

Feng Huairen and Zhan Weiwei stepped forward and stretched out his hand to pull Feng Shishi: "Son, follow dad first..."

Eleven suddenly clenched his teeth and raised his fist: "Old man! If you dare to take advantage of me, be careful, I will beat you!"

"Okay, okay, I'm not your father, you are my father... Little ancestor, come back to the mansion with me first, let the imperial doctor show you..."

Feng Huairen doesn't care about his son's rudeness at all, this kid is now the treasure of the Feng family, Jindandan, the emperor's crown prince, King Jing and King Ning, all staring at him unblinkingly, as long as this little ancestor is coaxed home, let What is his disobedience?Master Feng Xiang, who can bend and stretch, doesn't care.

"I won't go with you! I don't recognize you!" Eleven turned around, the boss was not happy.

Feng Xiang uttered a "Wow!", after all, he is his own flesh and blood, saying these words still makes Feng Xiang a little sad, and his crying this time is particularly true:

"My Shishilang... How can you not know me... What kind of evil has my Feng family recruited, my family... my family..."

Feng Huairen suddenly realized that since the emperor no longer deposes Shiyi, it is not "unfortunate" but "great fortune" for Concubine Jing to be born in the family!

Then he changed his words hastily, "It's a thousand words, you have to go home with me first, it's almost the hour of the year, you have to go home for dinner too!"

Eleven's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he touched his stomach: "I'm really hungry too, what good food do you have at home?"

Feng Huairen saw that there was a door here, and the Prime Minister was like a teahouse gentleman possessing his body, and his three-inch tongue was like a dam that was blown, and he babbled endlessly:

"Anything you like to eat, you can find everything you want at home, milky white grape snow mountain plum, bean gold cake jujube paste roll, anchovy shark's fin dragon bite crabapple, glass beads Jiyunhe Duanxiao... whatever you want to eat!"

Eleven happily jumped up and down, forgetting to go with the prince, forgetting that the old man was going to beat him with a fire stick, and forgetting about the inexplicable masked man, he pulled Feng Huairen's sleeve and asked happily:

"Then I want to eat steamed buns with steamed wheat, braised pork ribs and fried lard, do you have them?"

Feng Xiang's face twisted violently, he closed his eyes and said, "Yes!"

"Big fish and prawns can't be less, it's better to have a big pork knuckle!"

"of course!"

"Hahaha! Hurry up, hurry up!"

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