Love your pet egg

At the beginning of the Chinese lanterns, the streets are full of cars and horses like dragons.

Huge and colorful LED lights in the city decorated half of the night sky brightly and colorfully, and the bright headlights of vehicles passing by the road merged into continuous strips of light. Eleven had a small belly, and half of his body was leaning on Gu Yize. Goose stepping, walking into the light belt for a while, and walking into the shadows for a while.

The child ate a few catties of spicy crabs by himself. Gu Yize and the two waiters peeled them for him without enough time to serve him alone. In the end, even the bottom of the side dish was cleaned up. Such a thin boy, eat Afterwards, Gu Yize's stomach bulged like a little toad, which frightened Gu Yize. The two of them didn't take the car, and walked along the road to the school.

Eleven kept on stepping, and his little mouth was chattering:

"...Let me tell you, don't look at me as just an egg. In fact, I am a top-notch egg, a unique phoenix egg in heaven and earth. I will let you see my real body in the future, haha! Blingbling can Blind your titanium alloy eyes!"

During dinner, there was an advertisement for diamonds on the TV in the restaurant, and the last line was so perfect that Xiao Fenghuang plagiarized it.

Gu Yize was naturally shocked at first, but with all the foreshadowing before, he still accepted the fact relatively calmly. He embraced the little boy with one hand, rubbed his stomach with the other to help him digest, and showed a very serious expression. Call and applaud the little guy with an amazing appearance:

"It turns out Manman is so powerful!"

The child's tail was so high that it almost jumped into the sky: "Of course!"

"I didn't believe that there were monsters and ghosts in this world before, but now there is a phoenix by my side." Gu Yize smiled and looked down at the young man whose whole body was in his arms, "Are all gods as cute as you? "

"I'm the cutest!" The child was not modest, he clung to Gu Yize's arm, bouncing up and down, "So brother has to like me a lot!"

"Well," Gu Yize looked at him with a smile, "I like you the most, only you."

When passing under the overpass, there was a smell of barbecue in the wind. Eleven took a sniff, and quickly locked his eyes on the destination: "It smells so good!"

"I can't eat any more, let's buy it another day!"

The child clutched his swollen stomach, trying to win: "But I haven't eaten this yet!"

"There are many things in this world that you haven't eaten, and you can't eat them all in one day." Gu Yize did not give in.

"My brother doesn't like me enough!"

Gu Yize was annoyed, and pinched the little guy's pink and tender face: "If you blindly indulge your bad things, that's not liking you enough."

The child holding Gu Yize's arm almost shook out an afterimage: "I won't leave unless you give me food, I can't walk anymore!"

"It doesn't matter if you can't walk, I'll carry you!"

As Gu Yize said, he squatted down after reciting eleven, and waved his hands backward: "Come up."

Eleven lay down on the ground lazily. This brother looked the youngest and handsome, but he was the hardest-hearted one.

The child was a little angry and deliberately moved around on Gu Yize's back, but the young man supported him firmly with his hands, and when he sensed that he was playing tricks, he turned his face slightly and touched his forehead:

"Be good, I'll buy you barbecue tomorrow night, huh?"

Reflected by the street lamps, Eleven saw that his face was completely contained in Gu Yize's lake-like eyes, shining with brilliance.

The Elang ring made a crisp buzzing, and Eleven took out the Lishan Kunlun Mirror, and found that the yellow colored glaze on the mirror surface was shining with brilliance without any surprise.

The boy in school uniform was still walking unhurriedly with him on his shoulders. Eleven put the Kunlun Mirror back into his bracelet, put his arms around Gu Yize's neck, and leaned on the boy's back docilely and obediently.

The light from the street lamp followed them from behind, and the shadows of the two combined and were projected on the ground. Eleven stared at Gu Yize's side face in ecstasy. But it was full of tenderness and tenderness, just like this person has always been indifferent to everyone and only soft to himself.

"Brother." Eleven called out in a low voice, with a light breath brushing against Gu Yize's eardrums.

"Ok?"

The child tightened his arms around the neck, and rubbed his cheek against the gradually warming skin: "I really like you."

Gu Yize paused his steps, raised his arms, and continued to walk forward, his steps gradually became steady from a little cramped.

Walking along the side of the road, the sycamore trees that are becoming thinner and thinner in the autumn wind, the magnolia lanterns filled with faint yellow and warm light, and the overpass that is full of people coming and going, until the people on their backs emit even and clear sighs. Breathing, Gu Yize called softly:

"Savage?"

The child didn't respond, he fell asleep.

Gu Yize smiled, and murmured softly: "My brother likes you too."

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"Brother, why is everyone so quiet today?"

Eleven is used to the frenzy before class every day. Today, he found the classroom was extremely quiet. The students were all very pleasing to the eye, so they couldn't help but ask Gu Yize curiously.

Gu Yize put down the book in his hand, and cast his eyes on Eleven with unclear meaning:

"Today all the teachers will hand out the test papers, and Teacher Mo will announce the ranking of the midterm exam during the class meeting. Everyone is waiting for the results and is quite nervous."

"Why are you nervous?" Eleven didn't know why.

"Because if the exam is not good, some students will be more sad."

"Why are you sad?"

"Because some students may be blamed by their parents at home, their pocket money will be deducted, and if their scores are too low, they will not be able to stay in the first class if they are reassigned at the end of the semester." Gu Yize explained patiently.

"Oh," Eleven took out a bag of beef jerky from the desk, first stuffed a piece for Gu Yize, and then stuffed another piece for himself, as if it had nothing to do with him.

Gu Yize hesitated to speak. After thinking about it, it is better to wait until the total results are announced. At that time, he can make up for him in a targeted manner. Although Xiao Fenghuang's foundation is poor, his brain is so smart that he almost has an unforgettable memory. I am very confident in giving this child extra lessons.

The class bell rang, and the Chinese teacher walked in slowly holding the test paper.

The course of Chinese is relatively calm and rainy. Generally, the difference in scores between everyone is not particularly large, so the atmosphere is relatively relaxed.

Lao Tao didn't talk nonsense, and started reporting the scores and handing out the papers:

"Gu Yize, 142".

"Yang Qian, 133".

"Roddy..."

The students went forward one by one to collect the papers, the ones in front were either calm or happy, while the students who got further behind were more dejected.

Eleven lay curiously on Gu Yize's table to read his paper, the handwriting on it was very neat and beautiful, full of red ticks, it was pleasing to the eye, Eleven liked it very much.

Gu Yize looked down at him, and asked in a low voice, "Can you understand?"

"Yes," said Eleven proudly, "I can read all these words!"

He raised his head and looked eagerly at the podium, "What about mine? I wrote a lot too!"

At this time, Lao Tao's papers were almost handed out, and the elegant and steady Chinese teacher suddenly smiled sullenly, and asked inexplicably:

"Is there anyone who hasn't received the test yet?"

"Me! Me!" Eleven raised her hand eagerly.

As soon as Eleven spoke, the whole class laughed.

But getting along with each other these days, everyone has also discovered that Eleven has a childish personality, and there is no malice in it, but they just think he is funny and cute.

"Oh," Lao Tao beckoned to the transfer student, "Come here and get your paper."

Gu Yize got out of his seat, Shi Shi hurriedly rushed up, but Lao Tao didn't hand out the test paper as before, but tapped on the desk:

"Look for yourself, how many points did you get?"

Eleven looked at the podium, and couldn't help but smile happily: "Egg!"

Originally, Lao Tao wanted to educate this student well, but he was taken aback by the child's beaming expression, and then he couldn't laugh or cry:

"Are you quite happy?"

Eleven grinned as she went to get her paper, but was held down by Lao Tao, and the usually gentle and refined Chinese teacher blushed with anger:

"I've taught students for so many years, and it's the first time I see someone who can score 0 in the Chinese test. You are considered a genius!"

The students looked at the interaction in front of the podium with a dazed look, but now they understood what Lao Tao said, and they all laughed.

Eleven is unknown, so he looked at Gu Yize blankly, and Gu Yize was also stunned. The night before the Chinese test, he told him for almost the whole night, and the child repeatedly ensured that all the papers were filled, how could he get 0 points?Even if the objective questions are all wrong, as long as the subjective questions are written, 0 points will not be given, let alone the composition!

Lao Tao flicked through the answer sheet and laughed angrily: "What is your answer to the multiple-choice question? Draw a circle, is it C or D?"

Eleven pursed his lips. After thinking about it, he still didn't betray Gu Yize. It was his brother who taught him that if he can't fill in the brackets, the probability of C and D is higher. Then he writes all the CDs, isn't it a complete "O" Well!

"I won't talk about other questions, this composition, come here," Lao Tao picked up a piece of chalk, turned around and wrote a few words on the blackboard——

"When I grow up, I will become _______," Lao Tao tapped his chalk on the blackboard, "this topic, ah, this is a semi-propositional composition, that Roddy,"

Lao Tao nodded to a student with thick bottle-bottomed glasses sitting in the front row, "Tell me what your topic is?"

Hou Yingdi stood up, raised his glasses on the bridge of his nose, and read out his composition: "When I grow up, I will become a doctor."

"Did you hear that? When I grow up, I will become a doctor, I will become a teacher, I will become a scientist... What a simple question, that Yang Chao, what is your question?"

Yang Chao stood up, and blinked at Eleven in front of him: "When I grow up, I will become my father!"

"Hahahahaha!" The students below all laughed. Yang Chao's family has a "Papa Yang", and everyone in the country knows it.

Yang Chao went on to add, "When I have a son and become a father, I will never spank his ass, and I won't deduct his pocket money for the bottom of the exam. We will masturbate together during the winter and summer vacations, and we will be a good father for a century!"

As soon as this topic was opened, the following boys all opened up the chatterbox:

"That's right! The king's father takes the bronze son to play in ranking, your father is your father!"

"I've actually been playing games with my dad all the time!"

"Me too, I teamed up with my dad to play chicken, and he always called me 'Brother'!"

"Your dad is too nice, isn't it? My dad can't do it. He knew how to play online games in junior high school. My dad formed a guild and asked people to hunt and kill me every day. As long as I was online, he would kill me. It made me want to hang myself up for a while." Southeast branch!"

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Seeing the students below talking more and more out of line, Lao Tao couldn't help the veins twitching on his forehead, and waved Yang Chao to sit down:

"This is also possible. Career ideals, good wishes, and looking forward to the future, this is the gist of this question, Feng Shixi, look at what you wrote..."

Teacher Tao took the paper on the desk and coughed lightly, "Let's read the title of Feng Shishi's composition first—I will be a man when I grow up!"

The students were all taken aback, feeling that they didn't understand.

Old Tao scratched heavily on the blackboard: "That's right! It's this 'person', you will become a human when you grow up," Old Tao looked at Eleven incredulously, "Don't you think you were a human being before you grew up?" ?”

Eleven's dark eyes were full of innocence, he pursed his lips, wondering whether to tell the truth, he was not a human being, but it was a secret...

Teacher Tao handed over the paper: "Read your masterpiece to everyone, and listen carefully!"

When we got here, everyone was actually a little confused. Although the composition questions taken on the [-]th day were a bit strange, the students didn't understand the jokes and jokes for the time being. Until the [-]th day, they picked up the paper and began to read aloud:

"When I grow up, I will be a human..."

The young boy's voice is crisp and loud, and the timbre is very nice:

"I was an egg when I was young, and it didn't hatch for many years. At that time, many people laughed at me, thinking that I was a bad guy or a fool, but in fact, I could hear people laughing at me. I also I'm very anxious, but I can't get through the eggshell..."

"Hahahaha!"

From the first sentence read on Eleventh, everyone burst out laughing, the reserved girl covered her mouth and her shoulders trembled, the boy laughed unceremoniously, even Yang Chao burst into tears.

Eleven subconsciously looked at Gu Yize, the corners of Gu Yize's lips were raised, and his eyes were full of smiles.

Now that my brother is laughing, let's read on:

"... How I hatched afterwards is a mystery, I cannot tell! But I have finally broken out of my shell! I have become a little bird!"

"...When I was an egg, my biggest dream was to break out of the shell and become a bird. I would be the unique bird king in the sky and on the earth. All the birds would listen to my call and find me many, many bugs. eat……"

The child's voice was immature and crisp, and every syllable burst out like a real bird landed lively. Everyone laughed, and the tables and chairs were knocked loudly.

"...Later I found my relatives, and I feel very happy living with them, so I have a new dream, I want to grow up and become a human being, so that I can eat a lot of delicious food like them But my little master told me that being a human is not just about eating delicious food.

He said that human beings are the most intelligent animals in the world, they have many interesting ideas, they have many beautiful feelings, if they become human, they will be liked by others...

I finally grew up, became a human being, and found someone who likes me, but he told me that this box needs to be filled with [-] characters, and I have to count again..."

After reading eleven, he looked at the group of people below who were about to laugh like crazy with their hands behind their backs. Their dark eyes shifted from one person to another, and finally looked at Gu Yize and pouted slightly. Everyone saw that he was cute and laughed. It's even better.

Gu Yize himself was laughing too.

The only one who couldn't laugh or cry was Lao Tao: "You student, really... you are still happy, what are you happy about? What are you writing about?"

A child who looks well-behaved and clever. I didn’t expect that he is not thin-skinned. He scored 0 points in the test without shame, shook his head and was a little complacent. Old Tao talked for a long time before putting the child back in his seat. .

However, the rhythm of this Chinese class was not pulled back until the end of the get out of class. There was no way, the students all laughed and fell on the table.

The composition of the [-]th became popular in the whole grade in just one morning. Almost the whole senior one knew that there was such a strange composition in Class [-]. The word-of-mouth was also polarized among the two groups of teachers and students. Teachers They all thought that the paper was full of absurdity, but the students all felt that this composition was full of childlike fantasies and sincere and beautiful emotions, and it should be a perfect score.

Composition aside, after all the teachers distributed the test papers that day, Teacher Mo posted the ranking list of this mid-term exam in the class meeting. Feng Shi's eleventh and nineteen subjects were all 0 points, ranking first from the bottom.

As for the story of him knocking the physics, chemistry, and biology teachers to the ground one by one, it flew all over the school as if he had grown wings.

In less than a day, almost the whole school knew that Gao Yiyi had an earth-shattering little troublemaker.

During the evening self-study, the child was like a bird beaten by frost, with his head drooping and lifeless. This day, the teacher of every subject almost took him to the front of the podium and gave him a lesson with saliva. Perform a full baptism.

"...It's so annoying, these teachers are uneducated..."

Eleven drilled in Gu Yize's arms, feeling aggrieved, Xiao Fenghuang is such an arrogant bird, it was the first time he was taught like a wheel, and he was very happy.

Although the classmates liked him very much, many people brought snacks to comfort him after laughing, but being scolded is just being scolded, and if you don't let yourself retaliate, the majestic Phoenix True Monarch really loses face!

Gu Yize felt distressed, but there was nothing he could do. The teachers and Manman were not in the same dimension at all. You taught biological genetics to a phoenix egg that can transform into a human form, and the gravity of the earth to a little fairy who could fly at will. It's more terrifying than playing the piano against a cow.

He patted the little guy's head, and had to use his trump card: "It's not sad, brother will buy you ice cream..."

Before he could finish a sentence, the child jumped up and down: "Okay!"

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I've been writing this composition for a long time, so let's comment, my dears! ! ! ! ! ! ! !