Love your pet egg

The others were also excited. It was obvious that Feng Shilu's hand had a great visual impact on ordinary humans.

Lin Xuan shook his head lightly, with a look of helplessness in his eyes, who knew that this was a little country demon who ran out of nowhere, who didn't know how to hide his identity at all, for fear that humans wouldn't be able to discover that he was a different kind.

"Stop!" Director Zheng buzzed with the loudspeaker, "When you call Master, you must complain! Do you understand how you complain! What are you doing with your eyes staring like a cat! Come here!"

Feng Shishi landed on the ground, walked over, and looked at Director Zheng blankly.

"Have you ever been broken in love? Have you ever been dumped?" Director Zheng asked harshly.

Feng Shishi shook her head.

Lin Xuan couldn't help but burst into a "puchi" laugh: "Director, does this kid look like he's been dumped?"

"Shut up!" Director Zheng turned his head and scolded, then turned back to stare at Feng Shishi, "Look at me, follow me!"

As Director Zheng said, he lowered his eyelids slightly, and then raised them slowly. He blinked his eyelashes lightly, and there was a layer of mist of tears on his eyelashes. Breathtaking.Feng Shishi's eyes widened in astonishment when a tall and thick man made such a weeping expression, but it didn't make people feel unsuitable.

This is the reason why the director has such a bad temper, and there are still countless top stars willing to join his crew one after another. The acting skills of all the actors he has trained/trained have improved by leaps and bounds.

Director Zheng has a very conceited saying: "Even if a dog is my male lead, I can still make him the Best Actor."

At the same time, he also has a very famous catchphrase, which he is snarling at Feng Shishi at the moment: "Even a dog was taught by me, and his acting skills can also get rid of your eighteen ways!"

Feng Shishi pursed her lips, feeling aggrieved and unconvinced. She raised her eyelids, blinked, and forced tears out of her eyes clearly following this person's appearance. Why is this person who likes to yell still not Stop scolding yourself!

"What kind of expression is that on your face? I let you complain, why are you wronged!"

Lin Xuan couldn't bear to watch it, and couldn't help but help the child: "Isn't this complaint just a grievance, you just let me act, that's what he is like."

"Go away, don't make trouble if you can't help!"

Lin Xuan pulled a zipper around his mouth, took two steps back, put his arms around his chest, and looked at it amusedly.

At this time, the person in charge of delivering the boxed lunch came over, and those who did not participate in the scene walked towards the lunch point in twos and threes. Many box lids were opened, and the tempting aroma of vegetables filled the air. "Gudong" was so loud that almost everyone nearby heard it.

"Scream! You don't want to eat if you can't make this one!" Director Zheng threw his torn/ravaged script to the ground again, "Go to the camera! When will the filming be finished? Give me food! If you can’t take pictures, give me food/shit!”

Feng Shishi pursed her mouth, almost wanting to spit out a mouthful of anger. This director is so angry, did he really become angry after eating the sun!

"Why are you staring at me? Why are you staring at me!!!"

Feng Shishi turned around, eyelids drooping, the flute was no longer in the crook of his arm, but held in his hand, he leaped up to the branch, sniffing the aroma of the thick oily red sauce, swallowed, no longer Someone in the distance said "wow": "Today, there are deep-fried prawns and braised pork ribs--"

Hungry from the heart, Feng Shishi looked at Director Zheng full of resentment, and suddenly made a hand gesture, Feng Shishi said sincerely from the bottom of his heart: "I'm so hungry——"

"Crap!" Director Zheng stomped his feet fiercely, laughing like he was going crazy, "I said that there is no actor I can't transfer/train, you are a dog, I also let you take the actor--"

"Director! Director!" the assistant yelled, "The lines are wrong!"

"what?"

"You read it wrong!" The assistant pulled her hair anxiously, and Lin Xuan was already laughing so hard that she couldn't straighten up.

The director went to watch the replay, and his face turned livid after watching it.

Still the screenwriter was witty: "His mouth shape is very vague, and he can completely do silent processing. When the subtitle reads 'Master', the audience will feel that this is a silent call, and the effect will be even better."

Director Zheng's eyes lit up, and then he yelled at Feng Shishi: "That kid, come down, come down and eat!"

Feng Shishi jumped down from the tree, cheered and clenched his fists, and wanted to run to dinner.

"Hey wait," Director Zheng seemed to remember to ask now, "Have you ever practiced Kung Fu? The one on this tree is absolutely amazing!"

Director Zheng yelled so loudly that everyone's eyes came together. Everyone was very curious about this question.

Feng Shishi flew towards the meal without stopping, and he shouted happily: "I am a fairy!"

Everyone laughed, and someone joked: "I believe you are good-looking, and you are a god...Pfft! You are so funny!"

Someone still asked persistently: "Have you practiced lightness kung fu?"

Feng Shiyi nodded while gobbling.

"With such good skills and such a face, the young man will have a wide career path in the future, so I'm not afraid that he won't be popular." An older actor praised.

At this time, the thick glasses that brought Feng Shishi in came over and gave him a red envelope. Eleven happily accepted it, and took out a few banknotes inside. The thick glasses said: "The director is very satisfied with you. Here is a thousand. Keep a few bills." Contact information, I will find you again when I have a chance.”

Feng Shishi blinked, he knew that mortals used mobile phones to communicate, but he didn't know where to get this thing.

Lin Xuan saw it not far away, so he came over and pulled him aside, and taught him in the spirit of helping each other:

"Little monster, what is your original body? How come you don't know how to hide when you come to the world, so you just fly around and climb trees on the ground. If you reveal your identity, do you know the consequences?"

"If you don't go up the tree, you won't be paid!" Feng Shishi said innocently.

"You're new to the mountain, right? Do you know the rules in the world now? Just run around? Monsters are not allowed to use magic to make a living, and you are not allowed to reveal your identity in front of mortals. Otherwise, the Celestial Masters Association has the right to punish you. The light punishment is 80 In [-], I will beat back to my original form and throw it into the mountains to practice again!" Lin Xuan didn't mean to scare him, now that the Taoism of human beings has risen, there have been many celestial masters with prospering spells, monsters submit to the management of the celestial masters association, and humans and monsters coexist peacefully , but it is also a peaceful and prosperous world.

"I'm not a monster!" I'm a fairy with a strong root, a hundred-year-old human being, and a real monarch. There is no one before or after, and I am just waiting to go through the eons and become a god!

"Aren't you a monster?" Lin Xuan moved his nose closer and sniffed Feng Shiyi up and down, "You smell like spiritual power all over your body, how dare you say you're not a monster?"

"You are lucky. You met me. If you meet other monsters, you don't have such good intentions. Don't run around here. When I finish the show, I will take you to register with the Celestial Masters Association and issue you a good demon certificate. Otherwise, if you run around without a license, once the Celestial Masters Association catches you, you will be imprisoned for 30 years!"

Feng Shishi hesitated and said: "30 years in prison... Will you give me money? Will you give me food?"

"You still want to get money when you are in prison?" Lin Xuan looked at the poor child pityingly, "Eating is up to you, but it will only be distributed according to your original shape. If you are a dog, I will feed you dog food. If you only Weasel... don't think there are chickens to eat, it's beautiful... At most, I will feed you mice!"

Feng Shishi was startled, if she was imprisoned, she would have to eat bugs again!

He was full of gratitude to Lin Xuan at the moment: "Then I will register with you, you are such a good monster!"

Lin Xuan nodded in satisfaction, Nine-Tailed Fox likes things with beautiful appearances the most. This little demon is so beautiful in person, and it is not far from the original shape. I have never been able to find a pleasing partner, but this little demon is very suitable...

Feng Shiyi sat on the small folding stool of the crew and waited for Lin Xuan to finish work.

The Celestial Masters Association is located in a courtyard in the western suburbs of Kyoto. A Tai Chi Eight Trigrams mirror hangs high above the courtyard gate. Lin Xuan took out a small red book from his pocket, and Feng Shishi saw three large gold lacquered characters on it: Good demon certificate.

Lin Xuan carefully opened the documents, and took out a yellow talisman folded into a triangle from the interlayer, then he turned to Feng Shishi and said: "You wait for me here, I will go in first and ask someone to come out to pick you up, later you have If you have obtained the Good Demon Certificate, you will also be given this Dao Talisman, and then you will be able to freely enter and leave the Celestial Masters Association."

As Lin Xuan pointed the talisman at the gossip mirror, he only heard a sound of "Ding--", the gossip mirror flickered, and Lin Xuan walked into the gate of the courtyard. He had just taken two steps, and looked back at Feng again worriedly. Eleven, he was so frightened by this sight that he lost his good demon certificate in a "slap", and ran to the door, shouting, "You can't touch that—"

The sound stopped abruptly.

Feng Shishi played with the gossip mirror upside down in his hand for a while:

"It turned out to be Zhong Kui's magic mirror, but it was made with the mirror image technique. It added the spiritual power of the yin and yang touch pen. I said, why don't you worship the Kunlun mirror in Lishan Mountain? It's just a dead thing." With a wave of his hand, he hung the mirror back again, Lin Xuan still maintained the posture of flying towards him with one hand.

"You you you..." Lin Xuan was tongue-tied, "How can you touch this mirror?"

Ordinary monsters only know that the mirror at the gate of the Celestial Masters Association is infinitely powerful. When encountering ghosts and subduing ghosts, they can only pass under the mirror with a special talisman, otherwise they will be like swords and axes, and the flames will burn. How could this little monster play with Zhong Kui's magic mirror as if nothing had happened?

"Why can't you touch it?" Feng Shiyi wondered, and walked in at the same time, "Don't say it's just a fake made by the mirror image technique, even if the real Fumo mirror is here, you can only see my Lishan Kunlun mirror. I will retreat three houses and perform three kowtows and nine prostrations.”

Even if it is the broken Lishan Kunlun mirror, his ancestors are still his ancestors.

"Lishan...Kunlun...mirror?" Lin Xuan's tongue was tied, "The first of the four great artifacts, the Lishan Kunlun Mirror?"

It is not only the head of the four great artifacts, but also the king of all artifacts in the world, but there is no one who does not worship the king of all artifacts.

Feng Shishi suddenly covered her mouth, that's too bad!The little master taught that when walking in the mortal world, you should not casually say that you have treasures on your body, so as not to attract covetousness.

He immediately grabbed Lin Xuan's shoulder and stared into Lin Xuan's eyes. The nine-tailed fox was born with the ability to confuse, but in front of the fire phoenix, the primordial spirit was easily absorbed.

Feng Shishi's voice seemed to come from a very far away direction, and seemed to be ringing in Lin Xuan's ear, knocking word by word into Lin Xuan's eardrum: "You haven't heard of the Kunlun mirror in Lishan, I have never touched Zhong Kui's magic mirror."

Lin Xuan nodded blankly, Feng Shiyi flashed away, and then exited the courtyard gate.

Lin Xuan woke up from a blank dizziness, wondering why he was still standing at the door, seeing Feng Shishi obediently standing there looking at him, nodded with satisfaction, and went in to find the staff of the Celestial Masters Association.