Master, I really don't want to lay eggs!

Some male classmates whispered:

"I'll give him one hundred and one points for this pretense!"

Another boy said: "What kind of pretense is it? It's just pretending to be a ghost!"

"I've seen someone who can show off, but I've never seen someone who can show off like this, hahaha!"

A girl glared at her: "Why are you talking so meanly? Is being cute bothering you?"

"That's right, go up and pretend to be one!" Another girl was also dissatisfied.

"Okay!" The boy surrendered, "You girls just look at your face, why don't I just shut up!"

At this time, Lu Jiu had finished drawing, and the professor was standing beside him, so he went to get the talisman paper, but Lu Jiu stopped the professor's hand: "You can't touch it, you will be immobilized."

All the students in the room couldn't help admiring, this kid is so involved in the play, he is simply an excellent seed for a future actor!

The professor thought it was really interesting, so he withdrew his hand cooperatively, and turned to the students below: "Is there any student willing to come up and try this amulet?"

The boy who said that Lu Jiu was pretending just now raised his hand vigorously: "Teacher, I'll come! I'll come!" After saying that, he ran up to the podium and reached for the talisman amidst the laughter of the crowd.The moment the boy's fingers touched the talisman paper, his face changed immediately, his eyes widened with horror written all over his face, he opened his mouth and said, "You you you...why can't I move? "

The students below laughed "bang bang bang" and smashed the table, and someone shouted: "Li Mingxun! Your acting skills are too exaggerated! Come down! Come down!"

Only Li Mingxun himself was about to cry, God Nima's acting skills were exaggerated, I clearly showed my true feelings!I can't move anymore!I can't move my whole body!

The professor nodded again and again, and he smiled at the two boys in front of him: "You two cooperate very well, but Li Mingxun, the opinions your classmates gave you are still reasonable, your expression is indeed too exaggerated, you should accept it a little more , let’s do another sound-suppressing spell next! Let’s applaud and give these two students some encouragement!”

Deer's ninety fingers are perfect, a very simple movement is done by him, but it is full of beauty like flowing water, the professor kept nodding, and said to the students: "You pay attention, this student's limbs are very smooth, okay, okay !"

Li Mingxun opened his mouth, but no sound came out. Even if a meteorite fell from the sky and hit him at his feet, he couldn't be more shocked than the current situation!

However, the professor smiled with satisfaction: "Li Mingxun is also very involved in the play, that's right, your 'lost voice' state is right, that's right, a good director must first be able to perform the desired scene by himself, and then he can You did a great job of directing the actors better."

Lu Jiu picked up the talisman, folded it into a triangle slowly, thought for a while and gave the talisman to the very amiable professor, who happily accepted it, but Li Mingxun found that he could move at that moment!

Li Mingxun pinched his throat with both hands, his face was flushed with anxiety, he opened and closed his mouth, pointing at Lu Jiu for a while, and pointing at himself for a while, he was sweating profusely, he really wanted to talk!But he really can't speak!

The professor was even more satisfied. He pointed to Li Mingxun and said to the students: "See, this is a major. It is not affected by the environment, and it is always aware of the role you are in. Very good! Very good! Come on, let's give two more classmates Applause for the wonderful performance!"

The students booed louder, and the sound of laughter, applause, and whistling on the table almost lifted the roof of the classroom. Among them, Qin Yue laughed the hardest. No one else knew, but he knew what happened to Li Mingxun.Lu Jiu didn't intend to play tricks on him, but poor Li Mingxun had indeed had his entire outlook changed!

Li Mingxun suddenly yelled: "I really can't fucking talk anymore!" He was stunned as soon as the words came out. Although the voice was covered by all kinds of noise, even the professors near the podium could not hear it, but he himself He could hear it clearly, but he was able to shout out?

"I'm really pinned down! I can't really talk! Damn, shit! Really!" Li Mingxun pointed at the sky and stomped his feet, "He really pinned me down!" However, no matter how he explained, the reward was The laughter and whistles grew louder and louder.

With his hands behind his back, Lu Jiu stared at the boys and girls who were laughing wildly below him. He didn't really understand what they were laughing at. His innocent eyes seemed to be unscrupulously cute in the eyes of others. Many classmates looked at him When I went to the podium, I quietly recorded with my mobile phone. Later, these videos went viral on the campus forums. Lu Jiu and Li Mingxun's double-reed performance made them become popular at the same time. This is a later story.

Qin Yue still had classes in the afternoon, so the two of them ate in the school cafeteria at noon, surrounded by many students, all staring at Lu Jiu curiously.Li Mingxun came over holding his iron plate rice eagerly, and asked, "Can I sit here?"

Lu Jiu smiled friendly and nodded noncommittally.

Li Mingxun was overjoyed, and quickly sat down beside Lu Jiu. He looked around: "Where's Qin Yue? Isn't he with you?"

Lu Jiu pointed to the dining table, Qin Yue was still queuing in front of the window, Li Mingxun looked at the long line of plates in front of Lu Jiu, and couldn't help but twitch: "You two eat so much?"

Lu Jiu held the chopsticks in one hand and the spoon in the other, and stared at the table of food eagerly. Qin Yue asked him to sit here and wait for him, so he sat obediently.

Li Mingxun approached Lu Jiu, and whispered: "I won't tell you, don't worry!"

Lu Jiu looked at him suspiciously.

Li Mingxun assured in a more mysterious tone: "I know you have supernatural powers. You really fixed me at that time and made me unable to speak! It was definitely not my hallucination."

Lu Jiu blinked.

"Have you learned the art of self-cultivation? What state are you in now? Have you refined Qi? Or have you established a foundation? I guess you must have established a foundation!"

Lu Jiu's eyes widened, and under Li Mingxun's interpretation, the expression turned into "How do you know?" Li Mingxun was very satisfied with his insight, and he sat closer to Lu Jiu: "Do you have any secret method? Or What strange book did you get? Are you willing to accept me as an apprentice?"

Lu Jiu shook his head, Li Mingxun was a little disappointed: "I can't," he was still a little bit unwilling, "Then can you help me see if I have spiritual roots?"

Lu Jiu tilted his head, what kind of Qi refining and foundation building, what are these things?But the last sentence made Lu Jiu reflexively want to pull out the white silk. Although he has not made money from fortune telling for a long time, this occupational disease has not changed. As long as he hears the words "help me see", he will instinctively Looking at the opponent's Destiny Stone, Lu Jiu was startled when he saw it.

Li Mingxun chattered for a long time, but Lu Jiu never said a word. He felt a little bored. At this time, Lu Jiu's cell phone rang, and when Li Mingxun saw Lu Jiu, it was like a different person. His whole face became vivid, and he smiled. He answered the phone with crooked eyebrows.

Of course it was Qin Zhao who called. He had just finished the meeting when Lu Jiu called out "Brother Three" full of vitality, which made him laugh immediately:

"Did baby eat?"

"I'm eating," Lu Jiu said obediently, "Qin Yue is queuing up."

"What did you eat?" Qin Zhao asked in a low voice.

Lu Jiu gave the name of the food she knew on the table, and described the shape of the food she didn't know in detail, in every detail, just like kindergarten children reporting their whole day's experience to adults.

Qin Zhao listened with a smile, his voice lowered: "Miss me?"

Lu Jiu shook her head and tail on the stool: "I really think so!"

"Hey, eat well, I'll pick you up at four o'clock."

"Okay!"

……

Li Mingxun was dumbfounded. It turns out that this person is not cold and aggressive, but only obedient and cute to the person on the other end of the phone...

"Hey, Li Mingxun, move one space to the side, this is my seat!" Qin Yue said standing behind Li Mingxun holding a tray full of large plates and small bowls, so Li Mingxun moved to the side of the bench.

Qin Yue took the dishes off the tray one by one, and gave them to Lu Jiu. The students around them all looked interesting, and those who knew Qin Yue joked, "Qin Yue, who are you? Waiting? It's considerate enough!"

Qin Yue didn't raise his head: "This is our little ancestor."

"Your ancestor is young enough," the classmate joked, "the brain circuits are quite strange, haha!" He was talking about the scene of Lu Jiu in the classroom.

A male classmate beside him also laughed: "He's just a natural talent for acting, hey Qin Yue, do you plan to train him well now, so that he will be your queen hero in the future?"

Qin Yue waved his hand holding the chopsticks: "You ordinary people, you know nothing!"

"That's right! You guys know nothing!" Li Mingxun echoed, listen to what Qin Yue said? "You ordinary people", doesn't this show that Lu Jiu is a master!

When Li Mingxun spoke, everyone laughed like crazy.

"No, Mingzi, I really didn't know you were so talented before. You had to stand aside even Wang Xiaoqiang and Huang Bai if you were going to act in a comedy. I always thought you would only read cultivation novels, hahaha!"

"That's right, I'm so distracted and obsessed every day. One night I got up to turn on the water. Guess what happened to this kid? Sitting on the balcony and meditating like a monk!" The boy who spoke was in the same dormitory as Li Mingxun .

"What are you doing on the balcony when you go to the toilet at night?" A girl didn't know why.

The boys burst out laughing, everyone understood that the toilets in the dormitory building are shared, some boys are lazy when it is cold, they will put water in the drink bottle, then throw the bottle on the balcony, and come back the next day. to throw.

"Hey, as soon as you said it, I also remembered that once I returned to the dormitory after packing the night net, it was about four o'clock at that time, I went back from Xiaoximen, and saw Li Mingxun sitting alone on the playground, I called him several times He ignored me, hey Li Mingxun, don't you have sleepwalking?" Another boy frowned while talking, looking at Li Mingxun worriedly.

Li Mingxun was at a loss: "What nonsense are you talking about, when did I do these things?"