Master, I really don't want to lay eggs!
Chapter 69 Panda Transformation
The floor was covered with a carpet, but it still couldn't block the dull shaking sound. Several people could even hear the rattling of the giant panda's joints, and the black and white lights shone on its body. The bright light became more and more dazzling, and Bai Luo finally couldn't help crying out "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" in pain.The heavy sandalwood tables, chairs, sofas and coffee tables in the living room were all shifted due to the rolling of the panda.
Qin Yue couldn't bear to see it, and tearfully grabbed Lu Jiu's clothes. Although Qin Zhao and Qin Lang were not as sentimental as him, they both frowned.
"Lu Lu, can you make it not hurt so much?" Qin Yue's eyes were red, and his throat was choked up.
Lu Jiu was the only one with a calm face: "Using other people's inner alchemy to improve the cultivation base is an act against the heavens. The more the skin is peeled and the pain is penetrated into the bone marrow, the better the effect will be."
Qin Yue couldn't help the veins on his forehead twitching when he heard the words "peeling and cramping". He turned his head and couldn't bear to look at it any more. Lu Jiu comforted him and said, "Don't be so afraid, pandas are the most pain-tolerant, and you will get used to it after a while." alright."
Qin Yue stared at Lu Jiu in disbelief: "Don't you...don't you feel sorry for Bai Luo?"
Lu Jiu pursed her lips, covered her heart, and said kindly: "My heart hurts!"
Qin Yue choked on his breath, and even held back his tears.
I don't know how long it has passed, Qin Yue has already circled the room countless times, and he will ask Lu Jiu after a few circles: "Is it still good? How long will it take?"
Finally, the panda's cries of pain gradually subsided, and soon a burst of white light filled the air, covering the entire figure of the panda. The white light flickered, getting brighter and faster, and everyone except Lu Jiu couldn't help covering it You can't look straight with your eyes closed.
After a long time, a soft boy's voice sounded in the living room: "Brother San, Brother Lang, Xiaolu, Qinyue."
Several people let go of their hands, and they were all stunned.Standing in front of them was a boy of two or three years old, pink and chubby, not to mention cute, but in the end, he was completely naked, with a pair of small hands covering his penis shyly, very It was looking at them with embarrassment.
The three members of the Qin family looked at me, I looked at you, and finally looked at Lu Jiu together.
"This, this, this..." Qin Yue stared wide-eyed, tongue tied, as if he couldn't believe it at all, "This is Bai Luo...it's really Bai Luo..."
Lu Jiu smiled: "The mermaid's ancestor's cultivation is not up to par, Brother Luo can only grow so big!"
A thunderstorm on a sunny day was nothing more than that, and the three of the Qin family couldn't recover from the shock for a long time.
"Bai Luo...Bai Luo..." Qin Yue was trembling, and couldn't finish his sentence, "You, you, you... have you always been this old?"
Bai Luo lowered his head in embarrassment.
"No, in the future, when the cultivation base improves, the original body will grow up slowly, and the human form will also grow up. Now I have the Shennong Cauldron. In the future, as long as I find all the materials, I can refine the Gathering Spirit Pill." Lu Lu Nine comforted.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
"Actually, it's quite cute like this." Qin Lang touched his chin and said.
"This appearance is also easier to take out than a panda." Qin Zhao nodded.
Qin Yue came back to his senses and returned to his sluggish nature. He walked over and knelt down in front of Xiao Bailuo, and flicked the little hand that was covering Ding Ding: "Baby take your hands away and let uncle touch Xiao Ding Ding." !"
Xiao Bailuo pursed her mouth in grievance, as if she was about to cry in the next second: "You should dress me first!"
The itinerary for this day is that several big men take their children to buy clothes.
The three of Qin Zhao, Qin Lang, and Qin Yue stood together, like a team of male models coming out to shoot commercials, they were eye-catching wherever they went, and with the addition of Lu Jiu, who was so beautiful that he couldn't eat fireworks, this combination was so handsome that it would not pay for his life. What's even more exaggerated is that there is a cute, pink and fleshy baby among them!
A group of girls and aunts followed Xihan with their mobile phones, screaming while taking pictures, Qin Zhao frowned, went into a jewelry store and bought a peaked cap and a pair of large-frame sunglasses, covering the little doll's face tightly Reality.Although Bai Luo is only two or three years old now, his childhood outline is somewhat similar to that of when he grew up, not to mention that Bai Luo also comes from a military family, and most of the elders who hugged him when he was young now live in the same compound with the Qin family. .
The little face was covered tightly, and the child couldn't walk anymore. Qin Zhao picked up the back collar of the little doll and threw him into Qin Yue's arms. Qin Yue himself was only a half-old child, so he treated Bai Luo like this Hug, the women are even more heartbroken by the cuteness.
Lu Jiu looked hot, grabbed Qin Zhao's hand and put it on the back of his neck, looking at him expectantly, as if signaling to Qin Zhao to lift him up like this, Qin Zhao couldn't laugh or cry, how could this be lifted?I had no choice but to pinch the back of his neck. Lu Jiu pouted and was not very satisfied. When he was a child, Qinglong could lift him up by pinching the skin of the back of his neck with two fingers.
Poor Qin Zhao, a mortal, can't understand this kind of brain circuit at all. Seeing Lu Jiu pouted, he bought an ice cream and fed it to him, but Lu Jiu didn't reach out to pick it up. Go bite, the ice cream melts quickly, and Qin Zhao doesn't mind the sticky cream on his hands. The little girl who followed them watched all the way, and her face flushed with excitement.
Qin Yue heard two girls from Western countries keep saying that Lu Jiu and Qin Zhao are a couple, and friends like seductive things, so he couldn't help laughing: "Third Uncle, those two girls are talking about you and Lu The deer are a couple, I can laugh at this joke for a year! Hahaha, how do they have long eyes!"
Qin Lang glanced over lightly, thinking that you should ask yourself, why do you have long eyes?
On the other hand, Bai Luo rolled his eyes under the sunglasses unbearably, and patted Qin Yue's mouth with his chubby hand, saying that it's your brain that makes other people's eyes grow!
"Hi!" Qin Yue grabbed the little hand that was playing tricks on his face, took Xiao Bailuo's two arms, put the little doll on his neck, and patted the baby's butt , "If you don't listen, I'll throw you off, you little brat!"
Qin Yue used to raise the giant panda by himself as long as he was responsible for feeding him. As for things like shit and pee, the giant panda has its own sand basin, and in the end, it's fine for the servant to clean it up.But raising a child is really difficult. After raising a child for two or three days, Qin Yue already felt that life would be worse than death.
The child needs to eat, pee, and take a bath, and Xiao Bailuo still insists on not allowing the maid to help. Although he is only two or three years old in his shell, he is a 21-year-old boy in his heart!So these things were all done by Qin Yue himself, the young man was learning to be a "baby dad" before he got married, screaming and screaming in a hurry, he was really out of his mind, and he didn't think that Bai Luo could return to the original form of a panda at any time, And Qin Zhao and Qin Lang tacitly did not remind him of this.
A few people were having dinner that day, when Qin Zhao's cell phone rang, he looked and it turned out to be Cheng Mowei.Qin Zhao was a little surprised, but after time, Cheng Moyan should have conveyed his meaning to him. Did Cheng Mowei make this call to ask questions or to congratulate each other?
"Hey?"
Qin Zhao said hello, and Cheng Mo's cheerful voice sounded:
"Brother Qin, I will arrive at the Golden Island Airport in three hours, come and pick me up!"
Qin Zhao raised his eyebrows: "How do you know I'm here too?"
"Of course my brother said it. I won't say much. I'm about to board the plane. I'll settle the score with you after we meet!"
Cheng Mowei hung up the phone resolutely, and Qin Lang and others could hear him clearly, he couldn't help but asked worriedly: "Did you tell Cheng Mowei?"
Qin Zhao smiled and said in a good mood: "I told Mo Yan, and I guess he has already conveyed it truthfully."
"What did you say?" Qin Yue asked curiously while eating.
"Don't ask children what they shouldn't know." Qin Zhao said flatly while peeling Lu Jiu's lobster.
"Cut! I'm not a child, these two people who can't even eat by themselves are children!" Qin Yue pointed unconvincedly at Xiao Bai Luo who was holding a milk bottle and sipping happily, and obediently opened his mouth to wait for the shrimp Eat deer nine.
Qin Lang looked at this and that at the side, and suddenly had a whim, why do the men of the Qin family like to raise themselves...how do you call it?husband?Little lover?Little daughter-in-law?Mistress?A chill ran up his back, Qin Lang shook his head, thinking about Cheng Mowei who was coming, and thinking about Patriarch Qin who didn't know that his son and grandson were walking on the Jiji Avenue, he couldn't help but feel melancholy.
Qin Zhao didn't go to pick up Cheng Mowei himself. If the girl came to Xingshi to inquire about her crimes, it would be better to avoid Lu Jiu, otherwise Xiao Jiu might easily regard Cheng Mowei as an enemy.
He met Cheng Mowei in the coffee shop of the hotel, and he promised that Lu Jiu would go back after leaving for half an hour, so he raised his hand cooperatively when he met Cheng Mowei: "If you want to hit me, don't hit me in the face, I will I only have half an hour to explain to you."
Cheng Mo raised a foot wearing a canvas shoe slightly, trying to kick it, but seeing that Qin Zhao was not blinking, he laughed and put it down again: "What? You are still worried that I am so angry that I came here to trouble you!"
Qin Zhao also smiled: "I thought you were here to blackmail me."
"Bingo!" Cheng Mo snapped his fingers slightly, and said with a happy smile, "Those who know me are the third brother."
"I think you seem very happy too." Cheng Mowei's attitude made Qin Zhao relax a lot, and he leaned back slightly on the back of the chair with a playful smile.
"Who said that?" Cheng Mowei raised his eyebrows pretending to be reproachful. This girl looks majestic, and her acting like a baby is incompatible with her, but this kind of contrast is not offensive. "Most of the aristocratic families in Kyoto agree that we will get married in the future. , you dumped me now, how can I mess around in the future?"
"If you want, I'll say you dumped me."
"You think I'm stupid!" Cheng Moyan sat down and drank the lemonade Qin Zhao ordered for her in one gulp, "You said I dumped you? Believe it or not that my grandpa can sever ties with me!"
Qin Zhao looked at Cheng Moyan and smiled apologetically.
"Tell me, why? Don't talk to me about destiny and loneliness. You can only deceive my brother who speaks without IQ. Although we can't say that we are deeply in love, we know each other well. When I grew up, I thought that I was destined to marry you for the rest of my life, but now you regret that I will not tie you up, but at least to tell the truth," Cheng Moyan leaned forward and moved closer to Qin Zhao, his big bright eyes spontaneously Looking at Qin Zhao's expression from bottom to top, "I guess, do you have someone you like?"
Qin Yue couldn't bear to see it, and tearfully grabbed Lu Jiu's clothes. Although Qin Zhao and Qin Lang were not as sentimental as him, they both frowned.
"Lu Lu, can you make it not hurt so much?" Qin Yue's eyes were red, and his throat was choked up.
Lu Jiu was the only one with a calm face: "Using other people's inner alchemy to improve the cultivation base is an act against the heavens. The more the skin is peeled and the pain is penetrated into the bone marrow, the better the effect will be."
Qin Yue couldn't help the veins on his forehead twitching when he heard the words "peeling and cramping". He turned his head and couldn't bear to look at it any more. Lu Jiu comforted him and said, "Don't be so afraid, pandas are the most pain-tolerant, and you will get used to it after a while." alright."
Qin Yue stared at Lu Jiu in disbelief: "Don't you...don't you feel sorry for Bai Luo?"
Lu Jiu pursed her lips, covered her heart, and said kindly: "My heart hurts!"
Qin Yue choked on his breath, and even held back his tears.
I don't know how long it has passed, Qin Yue has already circled the room countless times, and he will ask Lu Jiu after a few circles: "Is it still good? How long will it take?"
Finally, the panda's cries of pain gradually subsided, and soon a burst of white light filled the air, covering the entire figure of the panda. The white light flickered, getting brighter and faster, and everyone except Lu Jiu couldn't help covering it You can't look straight with your eyes closed.
After a long time, a soft boy's voice sounded in the living room: "Brother San, Brother Lang, Xiaolu, Qinyue."
Several people let go of their hands, and they were all stunned.Standing in front of them was a boy of two or three years old, pink and chubby, not to mention cute, but in the end, he was completely naked, with a pair of small hands covering his penis shyly, very It was looking at them with embarrassment.
The three members of the Qin family looked at me, I looked at you, and finally looked at Lu Jiu together.
"This, this, this..." Qin Yue stared wide-eyed, tongue tied, as if he couldn't believe it at all, "This is Bai Luo...it's really Bai Luo..."
Lu Jiu smiled: "The mermaid's ancestor's cultivation is not up to par, Brother Luo can only grow so big!"
A thunderstorm on a sunny day was nothing more than that, and the three of the Qin family couldn't recover from the shock for a long time.
"Bai Luo...Bai Luo..." Qin Yue was trembling, and couldn't finish his sentence, "You, you, you... have you always been this old?"
Bai Luo lowered his head in embarrassment.
"No, in the future, when the cultivation base improves, the original body will grow up slowly, and the human form will also grow up. Now I have the Shennong Cauldron. In the future, as long as I find all the materials, I can refine the Gathering Spirit Pill." Lu Lu Nine comforted.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
"Actually, it's quite cute like this." Qin Lang touched his chin and said.
"This appearance is also easier to take out than a panda." Qin Zhao nodded.
Qin Yue came back to his senses and returned to his sluggish nature. He walked over and knelt down in front of Xiao Bailuo, and flicked the little hand that was covering Ding Ding: "Baby take your hands away and let uncle touch Xiao Ding Ding." !"
Xiao Bailuo pursed her mouth in grievance, as if she was about to cry in the next second: "You should dress me first!"
The itinerary for this day is that several big men take their children to buy clothes.
The three of Qin Zhao, Qin Lang, and Qin Yue stood together, like a team of male models coming out to shoot commercials, they were eye-catching wherever they went, and with the addition of Lu Jiu, who was so beautiful that he couldn't eat fireworks, this combination was so handsome that it would not pay for his life. What's even more exaggerated is that there is a cute, pink and fleshy baby among them!
A group of girls and aunts followed Xihan with their mobile phones, screaming while taking pictures, Qin Zhao frowned, went into a jewelry store and bought a peaked cap and a pair of large-frame sunglasses, covering the little doll's face tightly Reality.Although Bai Luo is only two or three years old now, his childhood outline is somewhat similar to that of when he grew up, not to mention that Bai Luo also comes from a military family, and most of the elders who hugged him when he was young now live in the same compound with the Qin family. .
The little face was covered tightly, and the child couldn't walk anymore. Qin Zhao picked up the back collar of the little doll and threw him into Qin Yue's arms. Qin Yue himself was only a half-old child, so he treated Bai Luo like this Hug, the women are even more heartbroken by the cuteness.
Lu Jiu looked hot, grabbed Qin Zhao's hand and put it on the back of his neck, looking at him expectantly, as if signaling to Qin Zhao to lift him up like this, Qin Zhao couldn't laugh or cry, how could this be lifted?I had no choice but to pinch the back of his neck. Lu Jiu pouted and was not very satisfied. When he was a child, Qinglong could lift him up by pinching the skin of the back of his neck with two fingers.
Poor Qin Zhao, a mortal, can't understand this kind of brain circuit at all. Seeing Lu Jiu pouted, he bought an ice cream and fed it to him, but Lu Jiu didn't reach out to pick it up. Go bite, the ice cream melts quickly, and Qin Zhao doesn't mind the sticky cream on his hands. The little girl who followed them watched all the way, and her face flushed with excitement.
Qin Yue heard two girls from Western countries keep saying that Lu Jiu and Qin Zhao are a couple, and friends like seductive things, so he couldn't help laughing: "Third Uncle, those two girls are talking about you and Lu The deer are a couple, I can laugh at this joke for a year! Hahaha, how do they have long eyes!"
Qin Lang glanced over lightly, thinking that you should ask yourself, why do you have long eyes?
On the other hand, Bai Luo rolled his eyes under the sunglasses unbearably, and patted Qin Yue's mouth with his chubby hand, saying that it's your brain that makes other people's eyes grow!
"Hi!" Qin Yue grabbed the little hand that was playing tricks on his face, took Xiao Bailuo's two arms, put the little doll on his neck, and patted the baby's butt , "If you don't listen, I'll throw you off, you little brat!"
Qin Yue used to raise the giant panda by himself as long as he was responsible for feeding him. As for things like shit and pee, the giant panda has its own sand basin, and in the end, it's fine for the servant to clean it up.But raising a child is really difficult. After raising a child for two or three days, Qin Yue already felt that life would be worse than death.
The child needs to eat, pee, and take a bath, and Xiao Bailuo still insists on not allowing the maid to help. Although he is only two or three years old in his shell, he is a 21-year-old boy in his heart!So these things were all done by Qin Yue himself, the young man was learning to be a "baby dad" before he got married, screaming and screaming in a hurry, he was really out of his mind, and he didn't think that Bai Luo could return to the original form of a panda at any time, And Qin Zhao and Qin Lang tacitly did not remind him of this.
A few people were having dinner that day, when Qin Zhao's cell phone rang, he looked and it turned out to be Cheng Mowei.Qin Zhao was a little surprised, but after time, Cheng Moyan should have conveyed his meaning to him. Did Cheng Mowei make this call to ask questions or to congratulate each other?
"Hey?"
Qin Zhao said hello, and Cheng Mo's cheerful voice sounded:
"Brother Qin, I will arrive at the Golden Island Airport in three hours, come and pick me up!"
Qin Zhao raised his eyebrows: "How do you know I'm here too?"
"Of course my brother said it. I won't say much. I'm about to board the plane. I'll settle the score with you after we meet!"
Cheng Mowei hung up the phone resolutely, and Qin Lang and others could hear him clearly, he couldn't help but asked worriedly: "Did you tell Cheng Mowei?"
Qin Zhao smiled and said in a good mood: "I told Mo Yan, and I guess he has already conveyed it truthfully."
"What did you say?" Qin Yue asked curiously while eating.
"Don't ask children what they shouldn't know." Qin Zhao said flatly while peeling Lu Jiu's lobster.
"Cut! I'm not a child, these two people who can't even eat by themselves are children!" Qin Yue pointed unconvincedly at Xiao Bai Luo who was holding a milk bottle and sipping happily, and obediently opened his mouth to wait for the shrimp Eat deer nine.
Qin Lang looked at this and that at the side, and suddenly had a whim, why do the men of the Qin family like to raise themselves...how do you call it?husband?Little lover?Little daughter-in-law?Mistress?A chill ran up his back, Qin Lang shook his head, thinking about Cheng Mowei who was coming, and thinking about Patriarch Qin who didn't know that his son and grandson were walking on the Jiji Avenue, he couldn't help but feel melancholy.
Qin Zhao didn't go to pick up Cheng Mowei himself. If the girl came to Xingshi to inquire about her crimes, it would be better to avoid Lu Jiu, otherwise Xiao Jiu might easily regard Cheng Mowei as an enemy.
He met Cheng Mowei in the coffee shop of the hotel, and he promised that Lu Jiu would go back after leaving for half an hour, so he raised his hand cooperatively when he met Cheng Mowei: "If you want to hit me, don't hit me in the face, I will I only have half an hour to explain to you."
Cheng Mo raised a foot wearing a canvas shoe slightly, trying to kick it, but seeing that Qin Zhao was not blinking, he laughed and put it down again: "What? You are still worried that I am so angry that I came here to trouble you!"
Qin Zhao also smiled: "I thought you were here to blackmail me."
"Bingo!" Cheng Mo snapped his fingers slightly, and said with a happy smile, "Those who know me are the third brother."
"I think you seem very happy too." Cheng Mowei's attitude made Qin Zhao relax a lot, and he leaned back slightly on the back of the chair with a playful smile.
"Who said that?" Cheng Mowei raised his eyebrows pretending to be reproachful. This girl looks majestic, and her acting like a baby is incompatible with her, but this kind of contrast is not offensive. "Most of the aristocratic families in Kyoto agree that we will get married in the future. , you dumped me now, how can I mess around in the future?"
"If you want, I'll say you dumped me."
"You think I'm stupid!" Cheng Moyan sat down and drank the lemonade Qin Zhao ordered for her in one gulp, "You said I dumped you? Believe it or not that my grandpa can sever ties with me!"
Qin Zhao looked at Cheng Moyan and smiled apologetically.
"Tell me, why? Don't talk to me about destiny and loneliness. You can only deceive my brother who speaks without IQ. Although we can't say that we are deeply in love, we know each other well. When I grew up, I thought that I was destined to marry you for the rest of my life, but now you regret that I will not tie you up, but at least to tell the truth," Cheng Moyan leaned forward and moved closer to Qin Zhao, his big bright eyes spontaneously Looking at Qin Zhao's expression from bottom to top, "I guess, do you have someone you like?"
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