Master, I really don't want to lay eggs!
Chapter 26 Poor Ni Chuhe
Feng Jia'an finally understood when he saw this, and finally understood why Qin Yue valued Lu Jiu so much. It turns out that this young and beautiful boy is actually a master!
The atmosphere in the venue was tense for a while, Qin Yue was imposing, Ni Chuhe lost his mind, Lu Jiu had nothing to do with him, Tian Mengmeng was in a dilemma, Feng Jia'an enjoyed watching the play, and finally the director coughed: "Since Master Ni's master I'm coming over soon, why don't we sit down indoors, have a cup of tea, and talk slowly?"
The director brought a few people into the lounge, and asked someone to pour tea. Qin Yue let Lu Jiu sit down, but he stood behind him with his hands crossed over his chest, still looking unhappy.Lu Jiu saw that there was candy on the tea table, so she was not polite, she peeled off one and ate it, Xu thought it tasted good, and handed another one to Qin Yue, Qin Yue's face immediately turned cloudy, both children were crying. With sugar, one of them puffed up one cheek and looked very happy.
The director is not afraid of offending Ni Chuhe at this moment, and asked the previous question respectfully again: "Mr. Lu Xiao is actually a master of Taoism. What you said is not broken, are you referring to Tian Mengmeng or us?" The crew?"
Tian Mengmeng was also very frightened, her eyes were red at this moment, and she said softly: "Master, what did you see, please help me."
Ni Chuhe also recovered from all kinds of complicated emotions at this moment. Among other things, just hearing the words scolding him on the other end of the phone had already enlightened him. He thought that these two ignorant children, one had an amazing background, and the other Maybe he has a lot of skills, and he didn't care about regrets and fears. At this moment, he changed an expression that can be called low-spirited and humbly asked Lu Jiu for advice: "I used to have eyes but didn't know Mount Tai, and I offended the master. I listened to what my teacher said. The master and this little Qin Lord were acquainted with each other before, and please don't blame the master for the sake of the master, and please don't hesitate to teach me what the master sees."
Qin Yue laughed with a "chi": "Now that you know how to pretend to be a grandson, what else can you do besides carrying your master out? Hey, you are the kind of person who shouts 'my dad is Li Gang' when you go out and get into trouble. If my son offends my young master, I won’t bother with you, but if you scold our Lulu, it won’t be so easy to settle!"
Sweat dripped from Ni Chuhe's brow, and he felt aggrieved even when he said yes and kept apologizing, because once he heard about Taoist priests, he was considered number one in this rich and powerful capital, not Tian Mengmeng. The net worth of the first-line actress still won't be able to please him, and she usually thinks too much of herself, who knows that she didn't do a fortune-telling before going out today, and she collided with two gods.
Lu Jiu crunched the candy until she swallowed it all, then said slowly: "Miss Tian's problem is not Feng Shui, but blood evil."
"Blood evil?" Tian Mengmeng exclaimed, her face paled and she almost fainted.
"Don't be too scared. Although the blood demon sounds a bit scary, your life is not in danger. You said earlier that other people were injured. It should be for the same reason. There is no ghost here, not ghosts, so it is Man-made, or just..." Lu Jiu paused, but didn't say the second half of the sentence.
"Or what?" the director hurriedly asked.
Lu Jiu thought for a while, and didn't know how to answer. She turned her head and looked at Qin Yue. Qin Yue was also concentrating on waiting for the next article, but when he received Lu Jiu's request for help, he immediately said fiercely: "The secret must not be revealed. It's natural that Lu Lu doesn't want to say it." He has his reasons, so don't keep asking."
The director closed his mouth in embarrassment, and Tian Mengmeng's eyes were full of tears: "Then I won't act in this play, okay?"
The director became even more anxious when he heard that, but Lu Jiu said, "No."
Tian Mengmeng began to cry "woo woo".
Feng Jia'an comforted her in a low voice, and said to Lu Jiu: "Is there no way to resolve it?"
Everyone in the room looked at Lu Jiu.
Lu Jiu blinked: "Oh, of course, but if I help you, you have to do something for me to end this karma."
"Master, feel free to ask for anything, as long as I can do it, I will try my best to do it!" Tian Mengmeng expressed her opinion quickly.
"Fanshan Temple has a merit card that I set up for others. You need to donate incense for this merit card for three years in your own name. About...well...about how much?" Lu Jiu turned around and asked Qinyue.
"It seems that the monk said it was [-]?" Qin Yue was not sure.
Tian Mengmeng was relieved when she heard that she just wanted money. Ni Chuhe paid 50 yuan for this trip, and 30 yuan is nothing: "Master, don't worry, I will go to Fanshan Temple in person, not to mention donating for three years, [-] years It will be all right!"
"Oh, it doesn't need that much, it doesn't count if it's too much, just three years," Lu Jiu said while taking out the writing brush talisman paper from his sleeve. A group of people simply wondered if this was the scene of a fantasy movie, and Ni Chuhe, a member of the Taoist sect, wanted to kneel down even more.
Lu Jiu drew two talismans and handed them to Tian Mengmeng: "You wear this one next to your body. If the talisman paper gets hot and burns, you can throw the other one out, then contact me and give me a piece of your hair, and we'll meet again." Add a WeChat."
Although the last line ruined the whole plot, it did not affect the worship of Lu Jiu by everyone present, Tian Mengmeng put away the talisman, pulled out her hair, and finished adding WeChat, she was still worried: "Master, are you sure you are okay? But I'm still very scared! Can I just follow you before I resolve it?"
"If you follow me, it won't dare to come out."
"It?" Tian Mengmeng cried again, "Who is it? Why did it seek me, and I didn't offend it..."
The woman couldn't stop crying, Lu Jiu silently peeled off another candy, and at this moment the Taoist finally arrived.
"Heavenly Master Lu, Master Qin...... Huhu......" Hearing that he was in a hurry, he gasped for breath.
Ni Chuhe tremblingly walked up to Yiwen, before he could say "Master", he slapped Ni Chuhe on the back of the head as soon as he heard it.
Ni Chuhe was stunned. Although the master had a bad temper, it was the first time for him to do it in front of people. He was a man in his thirties, and he had barely achieved fame in the capital. If such a slap spread, would he still be a man?
But Ni Chuhe thought wrong, because immediately, his master's second slap came roaring again: "How do I teach you usually, do things in a high-key way, and be a low-key person! Don't keep your eyes on the top of your head all day long, and a pair of moves in vain!" I don’t know Taishan! Lu Tianshi is the life-saving benefactor of Master Fanhui. He is a teacher and the elders of the Tianshi Association. I don’t even have that kind of sharpness, no! No! Yes!” He slapped his face as soon as he heard the words, and the last three words were even louder, each word slapped.Poor Ni Chuhe was beaten so hard that he held his head, he dared not fight back, and even trembled in shock.
How blind is he to offend this great god, who turned out to be the one who opened the eyes of the master and others!Before the master talked about this person, he did not describe his appearance in detail, so that several of his disciples thought that the legendary master of heaven was a real person with white hair and childlike face.
On the contrary, the director couldn't stand it anymore. Although he said "teach the son face to face, teach the wife behind the back", but such a big apprentice was beaten up like this, and he couldn't bear it, so he laughed and smoothed things over: "It's not a big deal, They're all young people, so Master Ni apologized after a few words, Master Lu and Master Qin didn't pursue it anymore, right?"
Once you hear it, you can't just let it go: "My apprentice who has heard it may not be capable, but he can't be self-willed and ignorant of the seriousness."
Yiwen grabbed Ni Chuhe's ear and slipped his apprentice to Lu Jiu: "Apologize to Master Lu and Master Qin!"
Ni Chuhe didn't look like a master, he didn't dare to struggle after being carried away by his master, and kept apologizing repeatedly. Seeing this, Qin Yue finally calmed down a bit, hummed twice and then didn't say anything.Lu Jiu was a little out of the situation originally, and she was happy when she saw Qin Yue's face look better.
As soon as he heard it, he knocked Ni Chuhe twice hard, and then let Ni Chuhe stand in the corner, and chatted with other people, and only then did he figure out the cause and effect of the matter.
When he heard the two sentences of Ni Chuhe's recitation by the director, his vision went dark, and he naturally beat up his apprentice again.Hearing that Lu Jiu gave Tian Mengmeng two talismans, he was very excited when he heard that, and asked Tian Mengmeng if he could lend him the talisman.
Naturally, Tian Mengmeng borrowed it graciously, and when she took the talisman, her hands trembled: "Heavenly Master Lu, this is... Lingbao Tianzun Amulet and Taiyi Immortal Immortal Amulet?"
As soon as he heard this, Ni Chuhe who was standing in the corner was the first to raise his head in disbelief. His eyes were not red from being beaten up like that by the master before, but his eyes almost popped out when he heard what the master said.
Although the others were not insiders, they had heard of the names of these two gods. Everyone looked at Lu Jiu together, as if if Lu Jiu nodded, they would all go over together.
Of course Lu Jiu nodded, but they didn't turn around either.
There was an eerie silence in the room.
After a long time, when he heard it, he sighed and rubbed the talisman in his palm: "If I see this talisman in my life, even if I die a hundred times, I will have no regrets!"
Tian Mengmeng quickly snatched her talisman back.
After looking at it for a while, I found that Tian Mengmeng was no longer willing to lend him the talisman, so I was very disappointed for a while.
He sat down on the sofa next to Lu Jiu and rubbed his hands: "Master Lu, Xiaodao has a merciless request. When you dissolve the blood demon for Miss Tian, can Xiaodao watch from the sidelines? I just watch, I will never delay you and cause trouble!"
Ni Chuhe said weakly: "Master, I want to see it too."
"Shut up, what's the matter with you!" Upon hearing this, she turned her head and scolded, then turned back and smiled at Lu Jiu with a chrysanthemum face, "Lu Tianshi, do you think it's okay?"
Lu Jiu had nothing to do: "You can do whatever you want."
Hearing this, he was overjoyed, as long as Lu Jiu didn't object. Although he couldn't follow Lu Jiu, he could follow Tian Mengmeng!
Tian Mengmeng finally signed a contract with the crew, and hearing about Lu Jiu's admiration deepened her confidence in Lu Jiu. With the two talismans Lu Jiu gave her, she was not so frightened after all.
The atmosphere in the venue was tense for a while, Qin Yue was imposing, Ni Chuhe lost his mind, Lu Jiu had nothing to do with him, Tian Mengmeng was in a dilemma, Feng Jia'an enjoyed watching the play, and finally the director coughed: "Since Master Ni's master I'm coming over soon, why don't we sit down indoors, have a cup of tea, and talk slowly?"
The director brought a few people into the lounge, and asked someone to pour tea. Qin Yue let Lu Jiu sit down, but he stood behind him with his hands crossed over his chest, still looking unhappy.Lu Jiu saw that there was candy on the tea table, so she was not polite, she peeled off one and ate it, Xu thought it tasted good, and handed another one to Qin Yue, Qin Yue's face immediately turned cloudy, both children were crying. With sugar, one of them puffed up one cheek and looked very happy.
The director is not afraid of offending Ni Chuhe at this moment, and asked the previous question respectfully again: "Mr. Lu Xiao is actually a master of Taoism. What you said is not broken, are you referring to Tian Mengmeng or us?" The crew?"
Tian Mengmeng was also very frightened, her eyes were red at this moment, and she said softly: "Master, what did you see, please help me."
Ni Chuhe also recovered from all kinds of complicated emotions at this moment. Among other things, just hearing the words scolding him on the other end of the phone had already enlightened him. He thought that these two ignorant children, one had an amazing background, and the other Maybe he has a lot of skills, and he didn't care about regrets and fears. At this moment, he changed an expression that can be called low-spirited and humbly asked Lu Jiu for advice: "I used to have eyes but didn't know Mount Tai, and I offended the master. I listened to what my teacher said. The master and this little Qin Lord were acquainted with each other before, and please don't blame the master for the sake of the master, and please don't hesitate to teach me what the master sees."
Qin Yue laughed with a "chi": "Now that you know how to pretend to be a grandson, what else can you do besides carrying your master out? Hey, you are the kind of person who shouts 'my dad is Li Gang' when you go out and get into trouble. If my son offends my young master, I won’t bother with you, but if you scold our Lulu, it won’t be so easy to settle!"
Sweat dripped from Ni Chuhe's brow, and he felt aggrieved even when he said yes and kept apologizing, because once he heard about Taoist priests, he was considered number one in this rich and powerful capital, not Tian Mengmeng. The net worth of the first-line actress still won't be able to please him, and she usually thinks too much of herself, who knows that she didn't do a fortune-telling before going out today, and she collided with two gods.
Lu Jiu crunched the candy until she swallowed it all, then said slowly: "Miss Tian's problem is not Feng Shui, but blood evil."
"Blood evil?" Tian Mengmeng exclaimed, her face paled and she almost fainted.
"Don't be too scared. Although the blood demon sounds a bit scary, your life is not in danger. You said earlier that other people were injured. It should be for the same reason. There is no ghost here, not ghosts, so it is Man-made, or just..." Lu Jiu paused, but didn't say the second half of the sentence.
"Or what?" the director hurriedly asked.
Lu Jiu thought for a while, and didn't know how to answer. She turned her head and looked at Qin Yue. Qin Yue was also concentrating on waiting for the next article, but when he received Lu Jiu's request for help, he immediately said fiercely: "The secret must not be revealed. It's natural that Lu Lu doesn't want to say it." He has his reasons, so don't keep asking."
The director closed his mouth in embarrassment, and Tian Mengmeng's eyes were full of tears: "Then I won't act in this play, okay?"
The director became even more anxious when he heard that, but Lu Jiu said, "No."
Tian Mengmeng began to cry "woo woo".
Feng Jia'an comforted her in a low voice, and said to Lu Jiu: "Is there no way to resolve it?"
Everyone in the room looked at Lu Jiu.
Lu Jiu blinked: "Oh, of course, but if I help you, you have to do something for me to end this karma."
"Master, feel free to ask for anything, as long as I can do it, I will try my best to do it!" Tian Mengmeng expressed her opinion quickly.
"Fanshan Temple has a merit card that I set up for others. You need to donate incense for this merit card for three years in your own name. About...well...about how much?" Lu Jiu turned around and asked Qinyue.
"It seems that the monk said it was [-]?" Qin Yue was not sure.
Tian Mengmeng was relieved when she heard that she just wanted money. Ni Chuhe paid 50 yuan for this trip, and 30 yuan is nothing: "Master, don't worry, I will go to Fanshan Temple in person, not to mention donating for three years, [-] years It will be all right!"
"Oh, it doesn't need that much, it doesn't count if it's too much, just three years," Lu Jiu said while taking out the writing brush talisman paper from his sleeve. A group of people simply wondered if this was the scene of a fantasy movie, and Ni Chuhe, a member of the Taoist sect, wanted to kneel down even more.
Lu Jiu drew two talismans and handed them to Tian Mengmeng: "You wear this one next to your body. If the talisman paper gets hot and burns, you can throw the other one out, then contact me and give me a piece of your hair, and we'll meet again." Add a WeChat."
Although the last line ruined the whole plot, it did not affect the worship of Lu Jiu by everyone present, Tian Mengmeng put away the talisman, pulled out her hair, and finished adding WeChat, she was still worried: "Master, are you sure you are okay? But I'm still very scared! Can I just follow you before I resolve it?"
"If you follow me, it won't dare to come out."
"It?" Tian Mengmeng cried again, "Who is it? Why did it seek me, and I didn't offend it..."
The woman couldn't stop crying, Lu Jiu silently peeled off another candy, and at this moment the Taoist finally arrived.
"Heavenly Master Lu, Master Qin...... Huhu......" Hearing that he was in a hurry, he gasped for breath.
Ni Chuhe tremblingly walked up to Yiwen, before he could say "Master", he slapped Ni Chuhe on the back of the head as soon as he heard it.
Ni Chuhe was stunned. Although the master had a bad temper, it was the first time for him to do it in front of people. He was a man in his thirties, and he had barely achieved fame in the capital. If such a slap spread, would he still be a man?
But Ni Chuhe thought wrong, because immediately, his master's second slap came roaring again: "How do I teach you usually, do things in a high-key way, and be a low-key person! Don't keep your eyes on the top of your head all day long, and a pair of moves in vain!" I don’t know Taishan! Lu Tianshi is the life-saving benefactor of Master Fanhui. He is a teacher and the elders of the Tianshi Association. I don’t even have that kind of sharpness, no! No! Yes!” He slapped his face as soon as he heard the words, and the last three words were even louder, each word slapped.Poor Ni Chuhe was beaten so hard that he held his head, he dared not fight back, and even trembled in shock.
How blind is he to offend this great god, who turned out to be the one who opened the eyes of the master and others!Before the master talked about this person, he did not describe his appearance in detail, so that several of his disciples thought that the legendary master of heaven was a real person with white hair and childlike face.
On the contrary, the director couldn't stand it anymore. Although he said "teach the son face to face, teach the wife behind the back", but such a big apprentice was beaten up like this, and he couldn't bear it, so he laughed and smoothed things over: "It's not a big deal, They're all young people, so Master Ni apologized after a few words, Master Lu and Master Qin didn't pursue it anymore, right?"
Once you hear it, you can't just let it go: "My apprentice who has heard it may not be capable, but he can't be self-willed and ignorant of the seriousness."
Yiwen grabbed Ni Chuhe's ear and slipped his apprentice to Lu Jiu: "Apologize to Master Lu and Master Qin!"
Ni Chuhe didn't look like a master, he didn't dare to struggle after being carried away by his master, and kept apologizing repeatedly. Seeing this, Qin Yue finally calmed down a bit, hummed twice and then didn't say anything.Lu Jiu was a little out of the situation originally, and she was happy when she saw Qin Yue's face look better.
As soon as he heard it, he knocked Ni Chuhe twice hard, and then let Ni Chuhe stand in the corner, and chatted with other people, and only then did he figure out the cause and effect of the matter.
When he heard the two sentences of Ni Chuhe's recitation by the director, his vision went dark, and he naturally beat up his apprentice again.Hearing that Lu Jiu gave Tian Mengmeng two talismans, he was very excited when he heard that, and asked Tian Mengmeng if he could lend him the talisman.
Naturally, Tian Mengmeng borrowed it graciously, and when she took the talisman, her hands trembled: "Heavenly Master Lu, this is... Lingbao Tianzun Amulet and Taiyi Immortal Immortal Amulet?"
As soon as he heard this, Ni Chuhe who was standing in the corner was the first to raise his head in disbelief. His eyes were not red from being beaten up like that by the master before, but his eyes almost popped out when he heard what the master said.
Although the others were not insiders, they had heard of the names of these two gods. Everyone looked at Lu Jiu together, as if if Lu Jiu nodded, they would all go over together.
Of course Lu Jiu nodded, but they didn't turn around either.
There was an eerie silence in the room.
After a long time, when he heard it, he sighed and rubbed the talisman in his palm: "If I see this talisman in my life, even if I die a hundred times, I will have no regrets!"
Tian Mengmeng quickly snatched her talisman back.
After looking at it for a while, I found that Tian Mengmeng was no longer willing to lend him the talisman, so I was very disappointed for a while.
He sat down on the sofa next to Lu Jiu and rubbed his hands: "Master Lu, Xiaodao has a merciless request. When you dissolve the blood demon for Miss Tian, can Xiaodao watch from the sidelines? I just watch, I will never delay you and cause trouble!"
Ni Chuhe said weakly: "Master, I want to see it too."
"Shut up, what's the matter with you!" Upon hearing this, she turned her head and scolded, then turned back and smiled at Lu Jiu with a chrysanthemum face, "Lu Tianshi, do you think it's okay?"
Lu Jiu had nothing to do: "You can do whatever you want."
Hearing this, he was overjoyed, as long as Lu Jiu didn't object. Although he couldn't follow Lu Jiu, he could follow Tian Mengmeng!
Tian Mengmeng finally signed a contract with the crew, and hearing about Lu Jiu's admiration deepened her confidence in Lu Jiu. With the two talismans Lu Jiu gave her, she was not so frightened after all.
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