Master, I really don't want to lay eggs!
Chapter 16
A few people finished shopping in Block A of the mall, and were going to go to Block B through the overpass.
Kyoto is bustling, even in the winter night in the city center is still full of traffic and horses.
Both sides of the overpass are full of small stalls selling everything. Qin Yue bought a bag of sugar-fried chestnuts for Lu Jiu. Qin Yue peeled one and stuffed one into Lu Jiu's mouth. Wang Chuanfeng's eyes widened when he saw it.
There was a very loud voice on the overpass full of people, and Lu Jiu and his party could hear it clearly from a distance: "Miss, you have been very angry recently, are you always in a bad mood, and you get angry with people inexplicably. Also impatient, the relationship with the boss is also very tense, insomnia and dreamy, often wake up from the dream?"
"Yes, yes, master, please help me to find out what's wrong with me, have I committed a villain? I always feel pain like a needle prick when I sleep at night."
"Well, that's right, think about it carefully, have you offended anyone recently? Have you ever revealed your birth date to anyone?"
"Many people know my birthday..."
"Sigh, miss, you are too careless. You can't easily leak your birthday horoscope. This matter is really big or small. As long as anyone who is proficient in Taoism gets your horoscope, it will give you headaches at least, and you will go bankrupt at worst." ..."
"Master! Help me see if I can crack it..."
Lu Jiusan followed the sound and took a closer look. It turned out to be a long-bearded Taoist priest wearing a Taoist robe and a pair of big sunglasses, who was holding a woman's hand to show her palmistry.
Qin Yue whispered: "Yo, this is my colleague, this blind man is wearing sunglasses, what can he see clearly!"
Wang Chuanfeng couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Xiao Lu has such a real ability to set up a zero opening for a day, but this nonsense is full of people waiting in line. People rely on their faces to eat, the more handsome the better, and in your business, the older you are, the better. Oh, and the more blind the better."
Qin Yue took a look, but there were several people lined up around the "blind man" waiting to read his palm: "How do you know he's lying?"
"In the past, when the management was loose, there were fortune-telling stalls outside Fanshan Temple. Eight out of ten people used this set of sayings. I will recite them. Who is not angry in this winter? Look at that woman in professional clothes. Suits are obviously professional women, but how many female white-collar workers have no work pressure, and how many can get along with their bosses? How can you not have insomnia and dreamy dreams when you are not going well at work? This set." Wang Chuanfeng spoke convincingly.
Qin Yue was stunned: "Then isn't this a lie?"
"Jiang Ziya fishes, and those who wish to take the bait are worth ten yuan and 20 yuan anyway. People who are cheated don't care, everyone wants to have fun!"
Just as he was talking, a few people walked by, like a big family, and the girl wanted to go to check her palm, but the middle-aged man next to him should be her father, and said angrily: "These fortune-tellers are all liars, last time The fortune teller in our vegetable farm also said that if you don’t spend 3 yuan to let him crack it, you won’t be admitted to Beijing University, but I ignored him, and you still passed the exam! Don’t believe this, there is nothing good about setting up a fortune-telling stall! "
Young Master Qin's violent temper came up immediately, but he didn't attack that uncle, he attacked this street swindler: "These guys ruined a pot of porridge with a mouse dropping, ruining the reputation of our industry! No way! , I have to expose him!"
Without further ado, Qin Yue walked forward, holding a stack of money in his hand, and patted the "blind man" on the shoulder: "Hey, buddy, can you read a physiognomy? I just want to ask you one question. If you get the right answer, it's all Yours, if you get the wrong answer, leave here immediately, and don’t come out to lie again, or I will call the police and arrest you once I see you!”
The "blind man" turned his head to look at Qin Yue, and then at the stack of money. His pair of sneaky eyes rolled around behind the sunglasses, and he stroked his beard pretending to be deep: "This little one Sir, I see that your heavenly court is full and the ground around you is a sign of great wealth..."
"Come on, stop, I don't like this. I just ask you. You may tell me my birthday. If you are right, I respect you as a master. You take the money away. If you can't tell me, don't lick your face again." What can you pinch and calculate by yourself, it will tarnish the fortune teller's reputation in vain!"
The "blind man" sneered: "Mr. Xiao, why bother me? There is a saying that secrets must not be revealed. Fortune tellers have never been able to calculate people's birthdays. I don't know where I offended Mr. Xiao. If you want to make trouble like this, I miss your age." I don't care about you."
The "blind man" looked magnanimous, but Qin Yue let out a "huh": "If someone can calculate a person's birth date, would you accept it or not?"
The "blind man" swore: "Impossible!"
"I just ask you, do you agree or not?"
The "blind man" hesitated for a while, then gritted his teeth and said, "There really are such people, I will take it casually."
"Okay, everyone has heard that, if someone can calculate the birth date, you have to admit that you are a liar, and you are never allowed to call yourself a fortune teller, otherwise, hehe!" Qin Yue threatened, "Master makes you regret it Get past the job of a fortune teller!"
The "blind man" also said stiffly: "Okay, if you have the ability, you should hire such a person!"
No wonder the "blind man" doesn't believe it, even if there are real Taoist masters, he has never heard of anyone who can directly calculate a person's birth date. This "blind man" is not blind at all. Seeing that this kid is not simple, he didn't dare to confront Qin Yue head-on. He wanted to say something nice to coax him, but Qin Yue didn't give him a step.
"Blind" doesn't know when he offended such a No. [-] person, but if he is in full view, if he directly "confesses", he won't have to hang out in the Tianqiao area. This is the place with the largest number of people in Kyoto at night. The income is very considerable, and the "blind man" does not want to give up such a base easily.
"Then if there is no such person, I don't need Mr. Xiao to apologize. The way is open to the sky, please Mr. Xiao go to the other side, don't embarrass me again."
"Of course!" Qin Yue chuckled and shouted, "Lu Lu, come!"
Lu Jiu quietly watched the whole process, he didn't care about the "blind man" lying to others, but since Qin Yue wanted him to come forward, Lu Jiu must help Qin Yue.
Lu Jiu stepped forward.
A lot of people have gathered around Qin Yue's troubles. He is a handsome guy who everyone loves. The girls around him have been taking pictures of him with their mobile phones since he appeared. When Lu Jiu came out of the shadows, the surroundings were even more There were bursts of screams:
"Oh my god, he's so handsome!"
"How can one be more handsome than the other!"
"I'm overwhelmed by the beauty alone!"
"The two of you are so perfect for each other..."
The "blind man" felt more relieved when he saw Lu Jiu, and almost sneered: "Mr. Xiao is talking about him?"
Qin Yue put away the arrogance and domineering when facing the "blind man", and smiled brightly at Lu Jiu: "Lu Lu, tell him, what is the birth date of this 'blind man' uncle?"
All the phone screens were aimed at Lu Jiu.
Lu Jiu lightly reported a date of birth.
If the "blind man" hadn't been wearing sunglasses, everyone would have seen his pupils constrict violently!How can it be?How can it be! The "blind man" tried not to let himself jump up.
"How is it, right or wrong?" Qin Yue looked at the "blind man" proudly.
The "blind man" tried his best to calm down: Impossible, it must be a coincidence, maybe these people have seen his documents somewhere, maybe there are other coincidences...
"No and no." The "blind man" insisted.
Qin Yue was not annoyed, and pointed to a seven or eight-year-old girl and said to Lu Jiuwen: "Lu Lu, where is this little girl's birthday?"
Lu Jiu looked over and reported another date, and the little girl's mother immediately exclaimed: "Really, my daughter was born that day!"
The crowd became commotion, and Qin Yue pointed to the middle-aged man who spurned the charlatan before and asked Lu Jiu: "Where is this person?"
Lu Jiu sighed, although she felt that Qin Yue was boring, she reported them one by one according to the order Qin Yue instructed.
Everyone present was dumbfounded, and a little girl even showed her ID card for the people next to her to see: "It's really my birthday today, my God! It's so accurate!"
"Me too."
"I was right too!"
The "blind man" was too shocked to speak.
"How?" Qin Yue looked at the "blind man", "You still don't admit that you are a liar? I gave you a chance, you admit to packing up the shop and leaving, otherwise I will..." Qin Yue raised his eyebrows Lifted the phone.
The "blind man" gritted his teeth, knowing that he was stumped today, and there were so many people around him holding cameras. If he didn't bow his head, he might not be able to leave later, so he could only whisper bitterly: "I'm a liar, I'm leaving now .”
Qin Yue accepted it as soon as he saw it, and let the Tao come out. The "blind man" rolled up his belongings and slipped away in the sound of "wow" from the surrounding audience.
A burst of intense applause erupted from the crowd, and the crowd surrounded Lu Jiu, chattering: "Young handsome guy is a serious celestial master, he's so awesome!"
"Little handsome guy, let me do the math..."
"Little handsome guy..."
"Everyone, everyone!" Wang Chuanfeng squeezed close to Lu Jiu and Qin Yue, and said loudly, "Everyone, our Lu Jiu is the authentic Celestial Master of Mount Amon. If you need it, you can go to the foot of the mountain outside Fanshan Temple. Nine Heavenly Master’s Taoist Hall is right there, and the price is clearly marked! Now we have to leave before we are in a hurry, everyone, please make way..."
Wang Chuanfeng's decibel is really extraordinary, even the "blind man" who walked a few meters away could hear the three words "Fanshan Temple", and couldn't help but pause.
In fact, Lu Jiu had countless ways to break through, but under the watchful eyes of everyone, he also knew that he could not use spells, so he had to squeeze out with Qinyue Wang Chuanfeng.
It was so easy to get rid of the people behind him, Qin Yue couldn't help laughing: "It's fun, it's so fun!"
Lu Jiu didn't have any emotions. He didn't know what's so fun about it, but he was very happy to see Qin Yue having fun, but Wang Chuanfeng gave Qin Yue a thumbs-up: "Master Qin, I admire you! This advertisement is made , a lot of people were taking pictures just now, if it is posted on the Internet, with our Xiaolu's appearance and ability, it doesn't make sense if it doesn't become popular!"
"Really?" Qin Yue said with a smile, "You are also very witty. If you know how to tell Fanshan Temple, we will have no worries about opening it in the future haha! Come on, let's go to Block B, there are more interesting things there !"
Kyoto is bustling, even in the winter night in the city center is still full of traffic and horses.
Both sides of the overpass are full of small stalls selling everything. Qin Yue bought a bag of sugar-fried chestnuts for Lu Jiu. Qin Yue peeled one and stuffed one into Lu Jiu's mouth. Wang Chuanfeng's eyes widened when he saw it.
There was a very loud voice on the overpass full of people, and Lu Jiu and his party could hear it clearly from a distance: "Miss, you have been very angry recently, are you always in a bad mood, and you get angry with people inexplicably. Also impatient, the relationship with the boss is also very tense, insomnia and dreamy, often wake up from the dream?"
"Yes, yes, master, please help me to find out what's wrong with me, have I committed a villain? I always feel pain like a needle prick when I sleep at night."
"Well, that's right, think about it carefully, have you offended anyone recently? Have you ever revealed your birth date to anyone?"
"Many people know my birthday..."
"Sigh, miss, you are too careless. You can't easily leak your birthday horoscope. This matter is really big or small. As long as anyone who is proficient in Taoism gets your horoscope, it will give you headaches at least, and you will go bankrupt at worst." ..."
"Master! Help me see if I can crack it..."
Lu Jiusan followed the sound and took a closer look. It turned out to be a long-bearded Taoist priest wearing a Taoist robe and a pair of big sunglasses, who was holding a woman's hand to show her palmistry.
Qin Yue whispered: "Yo, this is my colleague, this blind man is wearing sunglasses, what can he see clearly!"
Wang Chuanfeng couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Xiao Lu has such a real ability to set up a zero opening for a day, but this nonsense is full of people waiting in line. People rely on their faces to eat, the more handsome the better, and in your business, the older you are, the better. Oh, and the more blind the better."
Qin Yue took a look, but there were several people lined up around the "blind man" waiting to read his palm: "How do you know he's lying?"
"In the past, when the management was loose, there were fortune-telling stalls outside Fanshan Temple. Eight out of ten people used this set of sayings. I will recite them. Who is not angry in this winter? Look at that woman in professional clothes. Suits are obviously professional women, but how many female white-collar workers have no work pressure, and how many can get along with their bosses? How can you not have insomnia and dreamy dreams when you are not going well at work? This set." Wang Chuanfeng spoke convincingly.
Qin Yue was stunned: "Then isn't this a lie?"
"Jiang Ziya fishes, and those who wish to take the bait are worth ten yuan and 20 yuan anyway. People who are cheated don't care, everyone wants to have fun!"
Just as he was talking, a few people walked by, like a big family, and the girl wanted to go to check her palm, but the middle-aged man next to him should be her father, and said angrily: "These fortune-tellers are all liars, last time The fortune teller in our vegetable farm also said that if you don’t spend 3 yuan to let him crack it, you won’t be admitted to Beijing University, but I ignored him, and you still passed the exam! Don’t believe this, there is nothing good about setting up a fortune-telling stall! "
Young Master Qin's violent temper came up immediately, but he didn't attack that uncle, he attacked this street swindler: "These guys ruined a pot of porridge with a mouse dropping, ruining the reputation of our industry! No way! , I have to expose him!"
Without further ado, Qin Yue walked forward, holding a stack of money in his hand, and patted the "blind man" on the shoulder: "Hey, buddy, can you read a physiognomy? I just want to ask you one question. If you get the right answer, it's all Yours, if you get the wrong answer, leave here immediately, and don’t come out to lie again, or I will call the police and arrest you once I see you!”
The "blind man" turned his head to look at Qin Yue, and then at the stack of money. His pair of sneaky eyes rolled around behind the sunglasses, and he stroked his beard pretending to be deep: "This little one Sir, I see that your heavenly court is full and the ground around you is a sign of great wealth..."
"Come on, stop, I don't like this. I just ask you. You may tell me my birthday. If you are right, I respect you as a master. You take the money away. If you can't tell me, don't lick your face again." What can you pinch and calculate by yourself, it will tarnish the fortune teller's reputation in vain!"
The "blind man" sneered: "Mr. Xiao, why bother me? There is a saying that secrets must not be revealed. Fortune tellers have never been able to calculate people's birthdays. I don't know where I offended Mr. Xiao. If you want to make trouble like this, I miss your age." I don't care about you."
The "blind man" looked magnanimous, but Qin Yue let out a "huh": "If someone can calculate a person's birth date, would you accept it or not?"
The "blind man" swore: "Impossible!"
"I just ask you, do you agree or not?"
The "blind man" hesitated for a while, then gritted his teeth and said, "There really are such people, I will take it casually."
"Okay, everyone has heard that, if someone can calculate the birth date, you have to admit that you are a liar, and you are never allowed to call yourself a fortune teller, otherwise, hehe!" Qin Yue threatened, "Master makes you regret it Get past the job of a fortune teller!"
The "blind man" also said stiffly: "Okay, if you have the ability, you should hire such a person!"
No wonder the "blind man" doesn't believe it, even if there are real Taoist masters, he has never heard of anyone who can directly calculate a person's birth date. This "blind man" is not blind at all. Seeing that this kid is not simple, he didn't dare to confront Qin Yue head-on. He wanted to say something nice to coax him, but Qin Yue didn't give him a step.
"Blind" doesn't know when he offended such a No. [-] person, but if he is in full view, if he directly "confesses", he won't have to hang out in the Tianqiao area. This is the place with the largest number of people in Kyoto at night. The income is very considerable, and the "blind man" does not want to give up such a base easily.
"Then if there is no such person, I don't need Mr. Xiao to apologize. The way is open to the sky, please Mr. Xiao go to the other side, don't embarrass me again."
"Of course!" Qin Yue chuckled and shouted, "Lu Lu, come!"
Lu Jiu quietly watched the whole process, he didn't care about the "blind man" lying to others, but since Qin Yue wanted him to come forward, Lu Jiu must help Qin Yue.
Lu Jiu stepped forward.
A lot of people have gathered around Qin Yue's troubles. He is a handsome guy who everyone loves. The girls around him have been taking pictures of him with their mobile phones since he appeared. When Lu Jiu came out of the shadows, the surroundings were even more There were bursts of screams:
"Oh my god, he's so handsome!"
"How can one be more handsome than the other!"
"I'm overwhelmed by the beauty alone!"
"The two of you are so perfect for each other..."
The "blind man" felt more relieved when he saw Lu Jiu, and almost sneered: "Mr. Xiao is talking about him?"
Qin Yue put away the arrogance and domineering when facing the "blind man", and smiled brightly at Lu Jiu: "Lu Lu, tell him, what is the birth date of this 'blind man' uncle?"
All the phone screens were aimed at Lu Jiu.
Lu Jiu lightly reported a date of birth.
If the "blind man" hadn't been wearing sunglasses, everyone would have seen his pupils constrict violently!How can it be?How can it be! The "blind man" tried not to let himself jump up.
"How is it, right or wrong?" Qin Yue looked at the "blind man" proudly.
The "blind man" tried his best to calm down: Impossible, it must be a coincidence, maybe these people have seen his documents somewhere, maybe there are other coincidences...
"No and no." The "blind man" insisted.
Qin Yue was not annoyed, and pointed to a seven or eight-year-old girl and said to Lu Jiuwen: "Lu Lu, where is this little girl's birthday?"
Lu Jiu looked over and reported another date, and the little girl's mother immediately exclaimed: "Really, my daughter was born that day!"
The crowd became commotion, and Qin Yue pointed to the middle-aged man who spurned the charlatan before and asked Lu Jiu: "Where is this person?"
Lu Jiu sighed, although she felt that Qin Yue was boring, she reported them one by one according to the order Qin Yue instructed.
Everyone present was dumbfounded, and a little girl even showed her ID card for the people next to her to see: "It's really my birthday today, my God! It's so accurate!"
"Me too."
"I was right too!"
The "blind man" was too shocked to speak.
"How?" Qin Yue looked at the "blind man", "You still don't admit that you are a liar? I gave you a chance, you admit to packing up the shop and leaving, otherwise I will..." Qin Yue raised his eyebrows Lifted the phone.
The "blind man" gritted his teeth, knowing that he was stumped today, and there were so many people around him holding cameras. If he didn't bow his head, he might not be able to leave later, so he could only whisper bitterly: "I'm a liar, I'm leaving now .”
Qin Yue accepted it as soon as he saw it, and let the Tao come out. The "blind man" rolled up his belongings and slipped away in the sound of "wow" from the surrounding audience.
A burst of intense applause erupted from the crowd, and the crowd surrounded Lu Jiu, chattering: "Young handsome guy is a serious celestial master, he's so awesome!"
"Little handsome guy, let me do the math..."
"Little handsome guy..."
"Everyone, everyone!" Wang Chuanfeng squeezed close to Lu Jiu and Qin Yue, and said loudly, "Everyone, our Lu Jiu is the authentic Celestial Master of Mount Amon. If you need it, you can go to the foot of the mountain outside Fanshan Temple. Nine Heavenly Master’s Taoist Hall is right there, and the price is clearly marked! Now we have to leave before we are in a hurry, everyone, please make way..."
Wang Chuanfeng's decibel is really extraordinary, even the "blind man" who walked a few meters away could hear the three words "Fanshan Temple", and couldn't help but pause.
In fact, Lu Jiu had countless ways to break through, but under the watchful eyes of everyone, he also knew that he could not use spells, so he had to squeeze out with Qinyue Wang Chuanfeng.
It was so easy to get rid of the people behind him, Qin Yue couldn't help laughing: "It's fun, it's so fun!"
Lu Jiu didn't have any emotions. He didn't know what's so fun about it, but he was very happy to see Qin Yue having fun, but Wang Chuanfeng gave Qin Yue a thumbs-up: "Master Qin, I admire you! This advertisement is made , a lot of people were taking pictures just now, if it is posted on the Internet, with our Xiaolu's appearance and ability, it doesn't make sense if it doesn't become popular!"
"Really?" Qin Yue said with a smile, "You are also very witty. If you know how to tell Fanshan Temple, we will have no worries about opening it in the future haha! Come on, let's go to Block B, there are more interesting things there !"
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