Master, I really don't want to lay eggs!

When Qin Zhao and Lu Jiu got out of the car, Qin Lang and the others had already been waiting outside the car for a long time.

"I thought you fell asleep in the car again, third uncle! I knocked on the sunroof for a long time, but you ignored it. Seventh brother said that the car was under the enchantment and you couldn't hear it. I said, it's only a few minutes away, What are you doing... Lulu, are you crying again?" Qin Yue scratched his head, "Hey, don't cry... You see your eyes are as red as rabbits, My mouth is swollen..."

Bai Luo pinched his neck and pushed him into the restaurant: "You shouldn't say a few words!"

"Oh, Bai Luo, don't push me, you let me comfort Lu Lu, how can I miss my warm embrace at this time..."

Qin Yue was pushed into the restaurant by Bai Luo with all his teeth and claws. This restaurant is called "Yunmeng Snowfall". No one would have thought that such a fairy-like name would be a restaurant full of fireworks.

Yunmeng Xuexue has become famous in Kyoto recently, and the dishes they serve are famous for their color, fragrance, and taste. Ordinary people want to reserve a seat at least ten days in advance, and Qin Lang can reserve a seat today. This is a temporary cession by a certain subordinate to please Shangfeng from.

As soon as Lu Jiu and Shen Luan stepped into the restaurant, they realized that the place was unusual, and they didn't think too much about it. Since there are old monsters like them walking in the human world, they can't stop other monsters from doing as the Romans do.

The name of their box is very elegant, called "whose jade flute listens to the plum blossom", and along the way, all the boxes are named after poems, such as "the window contains the snow in Xiling for thousands of years", there is "flying egrets in the desert water field", and "Meiyu Manjiang Spring Grass Rest", and "Peach Blossoms Flowing Water Mandarin Fish Fat", the most wonderful thing is that each box name has a corresponding dish name. In this reinforced concrete urban forest, the poetic feeling is full of light. It is worthy of this guest.

Let's not say that the decoration of this store is quaint and amazing, but the waiters are all wearing Hanfu, the men's wide-sleeved cloud robes, and the women's skirts. Qin Yue walked all the way and murmured: "Dress like this Can you work neatly? You have to throw your sleeves into the soup to pass a dish!" However, he took a closer look and found that these waiters were quite neat. The influence of the sleeves, it is obvious that he has received extremely rigorous training.

"This store is really amazing!" Sitting in the private room, Qin Yue looked around the surrounding environment. The big mahogany round table looked very simple and thick, and there was no glass turntable on it that is usually equipped with in ordinary restaurants. Qin Yue just wanted to ask such a big question What should I do if I can't reach a table when I eat, I swallowed my question when I saw the six waitresses with outstanding temperament, there are six of them in total, and there are six waiters One-to-one VIP service.

Qin Zhao handed the menu to Lu Jiu. Qin Yue was so shocked by the solemn atmosphere in the box, that he didn't go over to order with Lu Jiu as usual. When Lu Jiu opened the menu, his eyes lit up, and he covered Qin Zhao with one hand. Whispers in the ear.Qin Zhao nodded with a smile, the two exchanged glances and didn't know what to exchange, watching Qin Yue scratching his heart and lungs.

Shen Luan withdrew all the waiters, what they said was not known to outsiders, they couldn't have a meal and cast a sound-proof enchantment.

Only his own people were left in the box, Qin Yue let out a sigh of relief: "This restaurant is too tortured, I feel more restrained than attending a dinner party at the summit, the boss is probably not a fool, he has done so many flashy things It’s famous, eating like this is not exhausting!”

Qin Yue didn't know that although he advocated freedom, there are many people in the world who like elegance and focus on style. As for Yunmeng Xuexue's style, it is currently recognized as the second in Huaxia, and I am afraid that no other store dares to recognize it. One, not to mention number one, even dare not admit to number three.

Taking a look at the menu in Lu Jiu's hand, Master Qin's eyes became straighter: "Why can't I understand any of these menus? I'd better ask a waiter to come in and explain to me!"

As soon as Shen Luan waved, there was an identical recipe in front of him, and he said with a smile: "If there is anything you don't understand, I will explain it to you. It is inconvenient for outsiders to talk."

"What is this cold dish, 'Yang Liu Si Si makes soft'?"

"Cold seaweed, kelp, seaweed, wakame, agarose... maybe some other seaweed, depending on the ingredients."

"I know this 'Who's Jade Flute Listening to Luomei' is five kinds of meat, oh no, I remember if there is venison in this one, our deer don't eat venison, so you can't order... "

"'Begonia before it rains, pear blossoms snow first'..." Qin Yue managed to finish the sentence, "This is a dessert, is it pear blossom cake with crabapple cake? Hey, I have only heard of osmanthus cake and almond cake... …”

Shen Luan shook his head: "This is red bean clove crisp."

Qin Yue was dumbfounded: "?"

"The begonias are not raining, the pear blossoms are snowing first, half of the spring rest; there is a sentence at the end, the lovesickness is only on the clove branches, and the cardamom tips."

Qin Yue blinked, and Shen Luan repeated it to him.

"Even if there are cloves, what does that have to do with red beans?"

"Haven't you heard that Hongdou sends lovesickness?"

"Damn it!" Qin Yue only felt that he had completed his 12 years of compulsory education, so he rolled up his sleeves, "Is this restaurant owner having a grudge against the scumbags?"

Everyone laughed.

"I'll go to Dianping.com when I get back home, calling on people who haven't read the Chinese department not to come to this store...Then what the hell is this 'Mei Yu Man Jiang Chun Grass Rest'?"

"Plum rain yellow, spring grass green, this is a vegetarian dish, plum rain is common chives, but this spring grass," Shen Luan smiled, "If I'm not wrong, this should be Qinqin grass, which is the unique spirit of Yunmeng Mountain. plant, mortals can invigorate the spleen and nourish the lungs by eating it."

Qin Yue was stunned: "What do you mean? This restaurant is opened by a fairy? The ingredients are from the fairy world?"

"It's not just an immortal, Yunmeng Snowfall is talking about the famous Peng Zu!"

Both Qin Lang and Bai Luo had suddenly realized expressions, only Qin Yue still couldn't understand: "Who is Peng Zu?"

Shen Luan was taken aback by the level of education of Master Qin: "Don't you know that the famous life span is eight hundred?"

Qin Yue shook his head in a daze.

Shen Luan choked.

Qin Lang patiently educated his nephew: "Peng Zu is a famous long-lived person. It is said that he lived to be [-] years old and is proficient in the way of keeping in good health."

"That's right," Shen Luan added, "but this is not his main achievement. He is good at cooking. He used to be an imperial cook for Emperor Yao. The menus you are looking at now have the nine heavenly gods and Buddhas on the top and the gods and Buddhas on the bottom. The ancient human emperor has eaten all of them!"

Qin Yue's eyes were as wide as copper bells, he swallowed, and whispered for fear of being overheard: "You mean, the cook of this shop is this Peng Zu?"

"Of course it can't be Peng Zu himself. It should be his descendant in Yunmeng Mountain. Peng Zu has a son of 48. It's hard to say who gets his true biography."

Shen Luan saw that Qin Yue was very interested in hearing it, so he continued: "Speaking of the name of this store, there is also an allusion. Yunmeng is Yunmeng Mountain, the place where Peng Zu came to settle in the evening, and the snow falls in Pengzu Liexian Later, when he descended to the earth, there was a snow disaster, and Peng Zu felt the suffering of the world, so he turned the snow into flour, and countless people survived, which is also a great merit."

Qin Yue was amazed: "At first, I thought that the per capita price of tens of thousands of vegetables was so black-hearted, but now I see where it is black-hearted, it is a conscience! It's a pity that those people outside are ignorant of goods, and they don't know that this is what the gods eat ah!"

Shen Luan smiled without saying a word.

After finishing what he wanted to eat at nine o'clock, Lu raised his head and said to Qin Yue: "It's not all people outside, there are many monsters!"

Qin Yue almost fell off the chair.

"You mean, there are many demons here?"

Lu Jiu listened carefully: "The waiters here are all flower demons and tree demons, there is a nest of wolf demons next door, and next door..."

"Wait, wait! You said those six girls just now were all demons?" No wonder Qin Yue felt a sense of holiness when he saw them, and he didn't even dare to breathe, "Here in the capital, there are already demons everywhere. Are there as many gods as dogs?"

As soon as these words came out, Qin Yue only felt that his cheeks were hurt by the eye knife. He looked around the whole dining table timidly. Qin Zhao, Lu Jiu, Bai Luo, Qin Lang, Shen Luan all stared at him with smiles. He suddenly burst into tears Shouted: "Damn it! How did I find out that I'm surrounded by fairies and monsters!"

"It seems that the life of the gods is not easy now, and they have all gone to the mortal world to do business," Qin Yue sighed while flipping through the recipes, remembering that Lu Jiu was still setting up a stall outside Fanshan Temple.

"What is this 'red thick green dark all over the horizon'?" Qin Yue asked, licking his tongue, "What kind of fairy flower and grass is this dish?"

"That," Shen Luan thought for a while, "You mortals call this dish 'Maoxuewang'."

Qin Yue's body froze instantly. He had heard an "allusion" before, and since then he has been insulated from Mao Xuewang. Looking at the four characters of red, thick, green and dark again now, he only feels that it is more serious than modern people's jokes. !

Qin Yue asked, Shen Luan answered, the two spent more than half an hour introducing the recipes there, Lu Jiu grabbed Qin Zhao's hand, and took out the amber rainbow light and wrapped it between his and his fingers go.

Qin Yue saw it, his eyes became hot again, he moved closer, and stretched out his finger to touch the rainbow light, but the amber ribbon seemed to dislike him, wherever Qin Yue chased his fingers, the rainbow light would hide .Lu Jiu's good things have never been stingy to Qin Yue, so he was very annoyed at this moment: "Let me touch it, just touch it!"

"No!" Lu Jiu pouted, "This is the thread between me and my third brother, and I can't let others touch it."

"The name is quite nice." Qin Yue also knew the interest and stopped catching him, but he still stared at him with no heart and lungs. "What's the use of this? Can it be used for fighting?"

Produced by the temple, it must be a fighting masterpiece, but Lu Jiu will not use his own thread to tie people up, so it is rare to say a lie: "No."

Hearing that you can't fight, Qin Yue lost half of his interest in an instant. At this moment, the maids pushed the door open and filed in. Everyone was carrying exquisite dishes with covers on them. The covers had not been lifted, Qin Yue He was hooked by the aroma of the dish and swallowed again and again.

The maid revealed the names of the dishes while uncovering the cup. Knowing the identities of these banshees, Qin Yue was more cautious than before. He sat upright and held the chopsticks like a primary school student who just learned to write with a pen. He timidly glanced at them from the corner of his eyes Looking at the banshee left and right, she couldn't help feeling a little distracted.I didn't know it was a flower demon before, but I just thought that the perfume on them was very fresh and pleasant, but now I realized that it was the pure natural fragrance of the flowers made by others. Full of charming floral fragrance, like being in a paradise.

Bai Luo suddenly knocked on his forehead, this knock was very strong, completely different from the usual playfulness, Qin Yue let out a wolf howl, all the maids didn't seem to have seen this scene, all of them didn't change their faces, Qin Yue But I feel a little ashamed.It's fine to knock him at ordinary times, but Qin Yue was very angry when he couldn't get off the stage in front of beautiful women, so he decided to give Bai Luo some consequences.

After the maid left, Qin Yue yelled and threw himself on Bai Luo. In terms of fighting, he was definitely not Bai Luo's opponent, so his fighting style was very rogue. Biting on his neck, Bai Luo was caught by him unprepared, even when his most vulnerable neck was bitten by Qin Yue, he seemed to be stunned without any reaction.

Not to mention that Bai Luoyi's panda body has already transformed, but that he used to be a well-trained special soldier, and ordinary people can't even touch his sleeves, but at this moment, it's like being stuck with Lu Jiu's amulet, and the whole body Overwhelmed, he stared at Qin Yue in a daze. His limbs were stiff and he couldn't move at the moment. There seemed to be lightning flashing across his brain.

Qin Yue was very satisfied with Bai Luo's reaction, and snorted proudly: "You know how powerful you are, right? Hit me next time, and I'll bite you!" He bared his teeth and showed a triumphant smile.

Qin Lang shook his head, the nephew's EQ has no lower limit.Shen Luan also looked at Bai Luo sympathetically, thinking in his heart that EQ still needs to be cultivated from an early age, Jia Jiawan can't learn to be like Qin Yue in the future, otherwise he will vomit three liters of blood every day, no one can handle it.

Several people were having dinner while talking about Mojiu.

It was only then that Lu Jiu remembered that Qin Zhao had only said half of what he had said earlier: "The third brother said that the devil has a weakness, what kind of weakness is that?"

Even Shen Luan didn't know much about this demon, so he also looked at Qin Zhao curiously.

"Mojiu's temperament is extremely violent, and his dharma body is comparable to that of Qiongqi, Taotie, Wuwu, and Chaos, and his combat power is even far superior to the four fierce beasts. If he hadn't had his help back then, Xuanwu would not have been defeated by Huomoluo. Yin and yang, mutual generation and mutual restraint, although the devil is brave, but it is a female..."

Shen Luan immediately understood: "The devil is the female, and the ferocious is the female!" He frowned again, "But where do we go to find the ferocious?"

Lu Jiu also said: "The devil gave birth to an egg, and it must have been born with Hide. Even if Hide is found, I'm afraid they are the same group. When the time comes to join hands to beat us, how can they help us deal with it?" Where's the devil?"

Qin Zhao said with a smile: "The so-called devil's mate is just a misrepresentation. In fact, the egg laid by the devil should be conceived by the heaven and the earth, otherwise it would not be born if it was fostered in the human body. He was originally a disciple of the ancestor of the hideous ancestor, but he was expelled from the sect after he became a demon. The hideous sect is ashamed of the devil, so there is no record of this in the records of the beasts, but it is written in the historical records of the demon world. Didn't you bring back thousands of books of the history of demons from the temple? ? Go back and find it, and I'll show you."

Lu Jiu nodded, and Qin Zhao continued: "Zizu is quite narrow-minded. When accepting apprentices, he gave each apprentice a curse seal. If there is a traitor, the activation of the curse seal will be like the magic spell of Monkey King. It made the disciples miserable. Therefore, before the death of the ancestor, the demon has been very peaceful, and there are 6000 people under the ancestor's sect, and each disciple's curse seal is different. Except for the ancestor himself, most of his successors I don't know the curse seals of other people, but there is a person in the three worlds who knows the [-] curse seals."

"Who?"

Qin Zhao spoiled and said, "Guess?"

"Ah!" Lu Jiu's eyes lit up, and he clapped his hands together and struck eleven times: "It's Master!"

Qin Zhao burst out laughing: "It's not me." The Ancestor Xiong is just a mythical beast, and in terms of seniority, it is not enough to make friends with the gods.

"Who is that?" Lu Jiu was puzzled.

Shen Luan guessed it: "In the three realms, the one who likes gossip the most, known as the encyclopedia of gossip!"

"Taibai Jinxing!" Lu Jiu was puzzled, "But if he knew Mo Yao's curse seal, how could he just watch Mo Yao help Huo Mo Luo kill Xuanwu God?"

"It was after Xuanwu's death that he visited the old department of the Yinmen and collected all the curse seals, so Mojiu didn't come out to help Xuanxiao later. If you didn't say that he saw the magic fetus, I would have almost forgotten the existence of this beast .”

Qin Yue said happily: "Then, Xiao Anzi's mother will be saved?"

"Even if you subdue Mojiu, you may not be able to get the inner alchemy," Qin Zhao said, "Ordinary inner alchemy is in the dantian, but Mojiu's inner alchemy is contained in the mouth and pressed under the tongue. Its gastric juice It is extremely corrosive, if you provoke it and swallow the inner alchemy, it will corrode instantly, so don't tell Feng Jia'an just yet. To get the inner alchemy from the devil, you can only do your best."

Qin Lang is more concerned about going to Tianshan: "Second brother said, there is going to send a regiment to Tianshan, and he and Mo Yan will lead the team. It is good for Xiaolu and Shen Luan to go there. Others can't help you. Third brother, you What do you mean?"

Qin Lang originally thought that Qin Zhao would say that he would go no matter what, but Qin Zhao said flatly, "Listen to the second brother's arrangement."

Everyone at the table was startled, and Qin Yue, who originally wanted to go with Qin Zhao, couldn't accept it: "Hey, third uncle, why don't you want to go?"

Lu Jiu hugged Qin Zhao's arm: "Aren't you going, third brother? I will set up an enchantment so that you won't be in danger."

"Setting up a barrier takes too much spiritual power. This is a bad battle. I don't want to distract you." Qin Zhao held Lu Jiu's hand, his eyes flickering, "Don't go to anyone who has nothing to do with it this time, and I won't go either. .I'll wait for you to come back at home."

Shen Luan looked at Qin Zhao intently, thoughtfully.

Lu Jiu was a little confused, Qin Zhao's words sounded reasonable, but he didn't know how long he would stay in Tianshan, he didn't want to be separated from Qin Zhao.

Bai Luo said: "I can go too, I was originally in the army, and now I'm going even more."

Qin Yue hurriedly hugged his thighs: "Then I'll accompany Bai Luo, my marksmanship is not bad either!"

Qin Zhao said in a non-negotiable tone: "Bai Luo, go, you can't, Taibai Jinxing and Tianshi Association are good at using talismans, so they will go too, so it's decided."

Qin Yue still has to fight for it: "I'm going, I can help them soak bullets with talisman water, and I can do logistics..."

Qin Zhao just looked at Qin Yue fixedly, his eyes were not sharp, but it made Qin Yue gradually lose his voice. His third uncle usually had authority, but at this moment Qin Zhao seemed to be an indisputable emperor, giving orders from above, and no one would There must be no doubts.

Lu Jiu felt something was wrong, but he couldn't figure out what was wrong. He already thought that he was not smart, but now his mind seemed to be covered with a layer of fog. He looked at Shen Luan, wanting this smart Seventh Brother to say something , but suddenly there was a long howl from the next door, it was a wolf howling!

Everyone in the box became quiet, because they knew before that there was a house of wolf monsters next door. Qin Yue and the others were not particularly surprised, but there are also many ordinary people in this restaurant. Hearing such a sharp wolf howl, he must be scared jump!

"Bang!" There was a loud noise, as if the door of the box next door was kicked open, followed by the bang of a heavy object falling from the second floor, and people screamed in panic all of a sudden.

Qin Yue jumped up from the chair and wanted to run outside, but was firmly pinned down by Qin Zhao's words: "Don't mind your own business, there are many monsters out there who accidentally hurt you, or exposed Xiao Jiu and Xiao Qi. It's not good. "

Not long after, a waiter rushed in to apologize: "I'm sorry for the guests, there was an argument outside, please don't go out, today's food is all free, I'm sorry."

Qin Yue couldn't help asking: "Hey, why is there a fight outside?" The sound of ping-ping-pong-pong has not stopped until now, it doesn't sound like using spells, but hand-to-hand combat.

The waiter was a young young man, maybe he was not deeply involved in the world, and his mouth was not firm, so he answered every question: "A few people want to grab a painting. As for fighting so hard!"

painting?

Qin Lang's eyes moved: "Do you know what painting it is?"

"Then I didn't look at it. Don't be curious to go out and have a look. Those few are not easy to mess with. I'll go out first. Take it easy." When the waiter left, he seemed to be inadvertently There were two slaps on the door, and immediately the sound outside could not be heard in the box.

"I didn't expect this little tree demon to be so caring, and the one under the sound-proof barrier is not bad." Shen Luan said, "The painting that can make several wolf demons scramble for it should have become a spirit, at least it has also become a spirit."

"What's the use of snatching a painting like that?" Qin Yue asked.

"Of course I ate it to help increase my cultivation."

"Ah!" Qin Yue was taken aback, "Lulu said that once one has spirituality, one becomes the same as a human being. Why do they still eat!"

"The weak eat the strong. Some demon cultivators will use this method to practice. As long as the living beings have not cultivated human form, this kind of thing is also allowed."

Qin Lang stood up abruptly, he moved too quickly, the chair was brought to the ground with a "creak" sound, which was very ear-piercing, everyone looked at him in amazement, but he had already lifted his feet and walked towards the door.

"Xiaoqi, follow him." Qin Lang is not an impulsive and curious person, since he must have his own reasons for going out, Qin Zhao didn't say anything, but told Shen Luan to follow.

Because the waiters appeased the customers in time, and made soundproof barriers on all the box doors, there were no onlookers in the corridor.

Qin Lang opened the door, and saw that the outside was in a mess from the corridor to the downstairs, the guardrail on the second floor had a big opening, and there was a carved door in the center of the hall on the first floor, and several strong men were fighting each other , fists and feet together, the sound of joints and muscles colliding can be heard endlessly.And the tallest man was holding a scroll high in his hand. While dodging the siege of the two people on the left and right, he looked for an opportunity to pass the scroll to his companion.

A big man with a beard said angrily: "Lang Ding! You are too deceitful. I kindly show you this painting spirit, but you want to take my treasure. Do you have any shame?"

The red-haired young man snorted: "Your treasure? You have the face to say it! This is obviously the property of my Red Wolf Patriarch. It has been wandering in the world for thousands of years. Now that it has reappeared, of course it will return to its original owner!"

"Fart you! From top to bottom, none of you red wolves know how to hold a writing brush. Give back your patriarch's things? Put a big face on yourself!"

Another young man in a red sweater jumped up and said, "This is a painting by His Majesty the Wolf King himself, and it is given to our patriarch!"

"Who saw it? Your Majesty has been dead for thousands of years, and has never heard of the friendship between the white wolf and the red wolf. Why should I send you off?"

"Then let the painting spirit tell himself who is his master!"

"It has been 8000 years since the wolf king painted, and his painting spirit has been less than 2000 years old. How does he know who is his master!"

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