Master, I really don't want to lay eggs!

"Everyone come here, come closer, there is Wanglong Tower." The lady tour guide clapped her hands while attracting the team to follow her, and pointed to a blue building that looked like a beacon tower on the top of the mountain in the distance.

She dutifully explained, "It is said that thousands of years ago, the distance between the sky and the earth was much higher than what we can see now, because there was a catastrophe in the sky and the earth, and the pillars supporting it collapsed. , and there was a god at that time, he was an ancient blue dragon, he stepped forward in the catastrophe, and used his spine to turn into a new pillar of heaven, and only then did the present heaven and earth come into being. People are grateful for the kindness of the god, so at the place where the god sacrificed Built Wanglongtai. Next to Wanglongtai is the Nine-color Deer Pavilion. You can see that the pavilion is built in the shape of a deer. It is said that Qinglong has nine apprentices, and the favorite is Xiaojiu. The Nine-color Deer is perennial Accompanied by his side, so after the death of Qinglong Shenjun, people still built the Nine-colored Deer Pavilion beside him. These two buildings are said to be thousands of years old..."

"Mom, look! There are nine-color deer there!" A child's crisp voice sounded.

"Yes baby, that pavilion was built in the shape of a nine-color deer." The child's mother coaxed.

"It's not the pavilion, it's alive, he's flying... ah, he's fallen!" The child insisted on pointing to the distant sky.

"Deer can't fly, because the pavilion is too high, you think the deer is flying..." The mother continued to coax the child.

Lu Jiu fell directly from Sikong Cliff. It took him three days to land on the top of a mountain. The mountain was not known for what it was called. At the last moment before he landed, he transformed into a human form and stood firmly on the ground. .The bright white gauze made of crocodile gauze was still flowing with the color of moonlight, and the long black hair was fluttering in the mountain wind. His five fingers were slightly opened, and there was an extra glass mirror in his hand.The appearance of the person in the mirror is the same as before he fell into a deep sleep. The human form of the sky demon is extremely beautiful. The eyebrows and eyes are so delicate that even those who are best at character painting can't draw the charm/rhyme like a banished fairy. The human form has not yet appeared. Aging, why is he so hungry?

With the movement of the heart, a cyan streamer flashed down the mountain.

Xiong Dalang Er used to tell Lu Jiu that there is no time in the mountains, and there are thousands of years in the world.At this moment, Lu Jiu is walking in the bustling human market, looking at the two rows of buildings that seem to be towering into the clouds, dumbfounded. Human houses are built so tall that the entire surface of colored glaze can be used as windows. Remember When he went down the mountain for the first time before, the human house was not as high as his original ankle.

I don't know what year it is now, but he is amazed by the prosperity of human magic.

Lu Jiu stopped a passer-by: "Excuse me, may I ask how long this place is, what is the year?" The passer-by stared at Lu Jiu, his eyes were as big as copper bells, he looked up and down, and suddenly took out his mobile phone and pointed at Lu Jiumeng. Shooting, asking while shooting: "Are you in Cosplay? The shape is really good, hey, do you have Weibo, I will follow you!"

Passers-by took wild pictures of Lu Jiu while looking around for the camera.

Not only this passer-by, but Lu Jiu found that almost everyone around him was holding their mobile phones to face him. He secretly said, "No, the mirror!" Then he disappeared on the spot.

Lu Jiu didn't know that she was on a thing called Hot Search that day:

#古装美人# A cosplayer with a beautiful face appeared in a certain pedestrian street, and disappeared in place, suspected of performing street magic!

Lu Jiu's shockingly beautiful face, paired with a white ancient costume, and a misty jade belt fluttering in her long black hair, amazed countless netizens.

Following the mortals here, she changed her clothes and hid her long hair. Lu Jiu observed the world with novel eyes.

Dazed until it got dark, I finally found a ghost messenger, who was barely a fellow.

The ghost messenger first knelt on the ground under the pressure of Lu Jiu's spiritual power. Seeing Lu Jiu's inexplicably innocent face, he managed to stabilize his figure: "Mr. Dao is merciful! The little devil can't bear the cultivation of Mr. Dao. Please forgive me, Lord Dao."

Lu Jiu restrained her spiritual energy, and cupped her hands at the little ghost: "I am Lu Jiu, the ninth son of the Qinglong Shenjun of Mount Ameng, what is the name of the ghost?"

The ghost guard who had just stood upright bent down again: "Qing, Qinglong Shenjun, under your seat? Deer Nine Daojun? Deer Nine Daojun! The Taoist Lord is on top, the little ghost is called Ding Sa, and he is the fourth division of the Hades, Lu Juan The little ghost under the seat is responsible for arresting the soul of this capital."

Lu Jiu nodded: "Do you know how old this mortal world is now? Which emperor is coming to court?"

Ding Sa still bent down and replied: "Your Majesty doesn't know something. There is no emperor in the mortal world today, but everyone in the heaven and underworld knows about Qinglong Shenjun's deeds, and it has already been included in the historical records of the two realms. For four thousand years, the rulers of the world are no longer emperors, they advocate democracy and republic..."

"Four thousand years?" Lu Jiu was slightly stunned, and he was even more anxious when he heard that there would be no more emperors. Qinglong Butian's body has not disappeared, and Yuan Dan is now glowing in Lu Jiu's body, which shows that Qinglong's soul is still reincarnated , the reincarnation of Dragon Lord is the supreme mortal, but this ghost messenger said that there is no emperor, so where can he find the master?

The ghost messenger hurriedly comforted him and said, "Don't panic, Taoist Lord. Although there is no emperor in the mortal world, the reincarnation of the god king must be a very rich and noble person. This capital is full of dignitaries in the world, and the Taoist king is not afraid that he will not find the god king."

Lu Jiu nodded, and then thought of an important question: "Since I entered the world, my belly is constantly growling, and I am hungry, why?"

"The Taoist Lord does not know something. To get the Dao Bigu, you also need to eat the wind and drink the dew. What you absorb is the aura of heaven and earth. Nowadays, the aura in this world is thin. Since 4000 years ago, not to mention the demon cultivator, it is the fairy gate and the underworld. There is no bigu. Or, if you are hungry, you have to drink and drink like ordinary people."

"Ah," Lu Jiu was stunned. He opened the nine-chi Zhenlong clasp on his wrist. It was a Qiankun bag made by Qinglong. , "This is a snake plant. Eating it can help ghosts practice for 20 years. Thank you for your kindness."

Ding Sa's whole ghost threw himself on the ground: "Thank you Daojun, thank you Daojun! Daojun can summon the little ghost at any time if you have any questions." Ding Sa pulled out a hair from his messy hair and handed it to Lu Jiu. Lu Jiu accepted it unceremoniously, and waved Ding Sao to leave on his own.Seeing no one around, he unleashed the invisibility technique and appeared, the most urgent thing to do was to find food, the hunger was really unbearable.

I used to go down the mountain with Xiong Dalang Er, and I vaguely remembered that everything in the world needs silver taels. He picked up the nine chi buckles, and sure enough, he found a lot of silver ingots. He took a big one and walked to a bakery. The smell tossed the deer. Jiu Yitian, who used to be afraid that he would not be able to touch the five grains because of the bigu body, but now he listened to Ding San's popular science and knew that he would also have to eat the five grains of the mortal world, so he was actually very excited.

There was only one fat middle-aged man in the store, and Lu Jiu was pushed out by that man not long after: "Let's go, let's go! Where did you come from, crazy, you look like a human being and molested me!"

Holding the silver ingot, Lu Jiu didn't understand why he was kicked out after taking the bread to pay for the silver.

Two little girls just came in at the door, and they saw the scene just now: "Did my little brother forget to bring money? I treat you to eat."

Lu Jiu finally nodded slightly to the little girl, and the two girls paid the money, got the bread and stuffed it into Lu Jiu's hands.

"Thank you!" He squeezed the silver ingot in his hand, squeezed out two Sala flowers with branches and leaves, and handed them to the two girls, which caused the two girls to scream repeatedly, and each of them took one. He walked away laughing uncontrollably.

Later, Lu Jiu learned about banknotes and electronic payment from Ding Sa, and the poor Daojun frowned into a pair of beautiful brows.

Ding Sa looked at this Daoist who was more than 5000 years old according to the historical records of the two realms of the immortals and the underworld, and looked like a child. I can't be busy, so I can only make suggestions: "Mochou, Taoist Lord, your Taoism is profound, and you can use a trick to deceive your eyes, and you will get inexhaustible money."

"How can this be? It's not easy for ordinary people to make a living. Those of us who have attained the Dao avoid greed and cheating, but if we have something to take, we must give it first. If I want to get food, I should rely on myself."

After all, Ding Thirty is a thousand-year-old ghost, and he is an out-and-out "knowledge of the world". He turned his eyes and made a plan: "Don't worry, the Taoist, you need to know that there are 360 ​​lines in the world. The Taoist should be able to use his own ability to fight with ordinary people." earn a living."

Beep, beep, beep, after Ding Thirty's preparations, Lu Jiu started his first job in the world, a fortune teller.

There is a famous temple in the outskirts of Kyoto called Fanshan Temple. Although feudal superstitions have been broken and people in the world seldom worship ghosts, Fanshan Temple is full of incense.

On the first day of earning a living in the world, Lu Jiuduan was sitting on a transformed stool. Ding San taught him to spread a piece of white silk on the ground, on which were written a few large characters: fortune-telling, five-element numerology, ancestral secrets , no money.

That day was Saturday, the weather was fine and the wind was fine, and there was an endless stream of pilgrims coming and going from Fanshan Temple. Lu Jiu received countless curious eyes and let those little girls take pictures.

But although there are many people watching him, no one is willing to ask him for fortune-telling. Most people think that this beautiful young man is playing some kind of show. He looks like a star, and no one thinks he is a serious fortune teller.

Until the sun was setting to the west, Lu Jiu's stomach was growling with hunger, he clutched his stomach, frowned, his glass eyes were clear and bright, full of grievances.A few young girls patted and yelled at him with their mobile phones, yelling, "He's so handsome, he has deer eyes."

Lu Jiu looked at the girl, wondering if this woman, a mortal, could see through his true form?Otherwise, how do you know he has "little deer eyes"?

The girl was even more excited when he met his eyes, and finally walked over boldly: "Well, can you take a photo with us?"

When Lu Jiu was puzzled.

"We can give you money!" The girl caught a glimpse of Lu Jiu's white silk spread on the ground, "How much is your fortune-telling? Take a photo with us, and we will give you money according to the fortune-telling!"

Lu Jiu waved his hands again and again: "Men and women are different, don't take anything wrong."

The girls laughed together. This handsome guy is really funny. They saw him sitting on the stool for a long time, but they didn't see a camera nearby. They were guessing that he might really be a fortune teller. very funny.

The most courageous girl sat down on the small stool opposite Lu Jiu, and said with a smile: "If you don't want to take a photo, it's fate. You help me figure it out. When will I get a boyfriend?"

Lu Jiu tilted her head, not knowing what a "boyfriend" is, and she just focused on speaking her lines: "What do you want to ask, girl? I can predict the fate of marriage, past life and present life."

The girl laughed loudly: "Marriage, let me ask about marriage."

"What is the girl's horoscope?"

"Bazi? Can't you see my horoscope?" The girl deliberately made things difficult.

"The girl's face has changed, and her horoscope no longer matches her face."

The girl's face froze. She had indeed undergone plastic surgery, but this little handsome guy didn't want to say it out of face.

She was angry and said the date casually.

Lu Jiu had already learned from Ding Sa the mortal yin and yang calendar conversion before, he twirled his fingers: "Young lady was not born on this birthday, so please don't lie."

The girl was a little surprised and finally calmed down, and told her real birth date.

Lu Jiulue thought for a while, and said: "The girl's mother's family name is Yang, her biological father died young, and the daughter follows her mother's surname. The family has married relatives named Song, but the Song family is not the girl's beau, so be careful."

The girl's surname is indeed Yang, and the family just arranged a marriage for her a few months ago, and the man's surname is Song, but this young and over-the-top fortune teller in front of him couldn't possibly know these things.

The girl surnamed Yang was dumbfounded, and the girls who accompanied her saw Yang Yiyi's expression chattering for a while, and they were also very surprised when they learned the situation, and all of them corrected their expressions.

"Master, master," Miss Yang asked, "Why isn't the Song... why is the Song family not a good man?"