Strange Tale of Qingluan

Su Zhongming sat down quietly, not paying any attention to Ding Xuehou's remarks, and continued to drink soup and eat vegetables.After a long while, He Wukui asked him suddenly after taking a sip of wine, "By the way, I wonder if your son believes in divination or divination?"

"Fortune-telling?" Su Zhongming was stunned for a moment and blurted out.

"Hmm... just looking at the pulse, I know a little bit about it, and I helped Li Hou read it last time!"

Su Zhongming leaned forward a little, interested, "What's the result?"

He Wukui frowned, and replied: "His fate is destined to be a great fortune and disaster, and life and death are unpredictable, but the rest of his life will be very difficult." He poured half a bowl of wine, "Do you want to try it?" try?"

Look at the physiognomy and the like, anyway, just listen to it for entertainment, let him have a look!Su Zhongming thought to himself, and stretched out his hand to his eyes. He looked at his palm, tapped it with his fingertips, and his expression began to change!Su Zhongming became inexplicably nervous, his heart skipped a beat, and he asked, "Why...is my pulse not good?"

He Wukui raised his head slowly, smiled, and said: "Of course not, the son has a good pulse! The son is destined to be a blessed person, and there will be someone to stop the catastrophe, so the son will be safe for the rest of his life, and..." Suddenly After a pause, his eyes bent into crescent moons, "I will fall in love with someone in the near future."

"...Huh?" Su Zhongming was startled by his last words.

"Believe it or not, it all depends on the son. I am not as strong as the Taoist. If you are not sure, the son should not be angry."

"Hmph, show me, it's life and death, death and life, show him, but it's a lifetime of good fortune and good luck. You're obviously partial. I'd rather resign myself to fate than be given to you." Get confused!"

Ding Xuehou replied indifferently, looking not very happy, after finishing speaking, he poured a bowl of wine into his stomach.He Wukui shook his hand, and immediately said to Su Zhongming: "I'm jealous, my son, don't worry about him, just do it!" Su Zhongming didn't care about you at all, smiled, picked up the soup bowl, and touched the bowl wall with him.

When the five altars of wine were drunk and the dishes were all eaten, only the young man was still sitting upright. Ding Xuehou on his left had already buried his head on the desk, unconscious from drunkenness, and He on the right Wu Kui, although there was a thin layer of drunkenness on her face, she still had a trace of consciousness, she stretched out her hand to push Ding Xuehou in a daze, "This guy is drunk, please send... Go back! The bill...pay when you come down..."

"Can you do it?" Su Zhongming looked at his appearance and couldn't help being suspicious.He Wukui replied, very firm, "I'm not drunk yet, not only can I pay the bill, but I can also go back by myself, son, don't worry!"

"Then... I'm sorry." Su Zhongming got up, tugged Ding Xuehou, pulled him up, and called out to him, "Hey, don't sleep, let's go!" Seeing that the other party was still awake, he had to grab his long arm The hexagram was on his neck, so he helped him out of the restaurant.

On the street, after walking less than half a cup of tea, there were footsteps trailing behind him. Su Zhongming heard it and looked back, but he didn't find anything. He thought it was his own illusion, so he didn't care, and continued to walk, but just walked After a few steps, the voice followed again like a tail.

With an idea, Su Zhongming walked a few steps faster, taking advantage of the voice not following him for a while, he left Ding Xuehou by the wall of a house, while he hid himself and observed secretly.It didn't take long before a small figure came into his eyes, the man walked beside Ding Xuehou and became confused, and said to himself: "It's strange, why did you become a person here?"

Su Zhongming took advantage of his unpreparedness and stepped out without a sound, and a huge shadow fell on the man, "Little devil." The child was startled, and turned around to run away. Can't escape.

"Let go of the nest!" The children scrambled and yelled, and even "help" moved out.Su Zhongming didn't follow his tricks, secretly tied him up, insisted on not letting go, and asked, "Why are you following us?"

"I...I...you let go of the nest first!" the child roared, without the slightest pitiful look from before.

Su Zhongming let him go according to his request, and crossed his arms in front of the chicken, "After eating the chicken, do you start to have the guts of a leopard?" The child lowered his head and said, "I... I am indeed full."

"Then you still follow us? You can go back wherever your home is."

"I don't have a home anymore, and I don't even know where my home is."

Is it a wandering orphan?

Just as he was guessing, at this moment, Dingxuehou who was leaning against the wall let out a cry, and suddenly spat out something dirty. Su Zhongming quickly wiped his mouth clean, helped him up again, and tore off the jade pendant from his own room and stuffed it in the girl's mouth. The child, "Don't follow me anymore!" I want to use this to send him away.

Holding the jade pendant in his hand, the child suddenly landed on his knees, and said in a pleading tone: "Master, you can buy me! Just treat it as a servant for the family."

Su Zhongming looked back, "Buy you? But where I live, I don't need to add someone."

"Master, if you don't buy me, I will starve to death! Master, I am very smart and can do anything, please!" He began to kowtow again and again.When Su Zhongming heard it, he almost burst out laughing: How does this sound like selling deep into slavery?It's almost like asking for a job. ……interesting.

"Alright then! Come with me, don't regret it!"

The child was very happy when he heard the words, he quickly got up and followed. "What's your name?" Su Zhongming then asked this small question, and the child's head sank immediately, "I don't have a name, and everyone on the street calls me a dog..."

"Let me give you a nice name! Hmm..." Su Zhongming began to think while helping Ding Xuehou to walk, and after a while, he said, "You know the story about the nine suns under the society called Houyi." ?"

"No, but it sounds so heroic. I really want to be a hero when I grow up!"

"The word '日' can be replaced by '天', and you will be called Yitian from now on, how about that?"

"Okay!" After receiving such a domineering name, the child's face burst into an uncontrollable smile.

"Come quickly and help me help this dead man!" Su Zhongming began to order him.

The child nodded as ordered, and hurriedly helped to support Dingxuehou. The elder and the younger worked together, and finally sent Dingxuehou back to his mansion smoothly. As soon as he arrived at the front yard, he encountered a prosperous man who happened to come to find Dingxuehou. Princess, it made her anxious, "How did you make it look like this?" She said and stepped forward to help.

"I met friends outside and had a few more drinks." Su Zhongming explained to her, and together with her, he helped Ding Xuehou to the bed in the dormitory.

After she took off his boots for him, she said to Su Zhongming, "I'm still worried about where he went all day, so he was with you." Su Zhongming smiled and glanced at Dingxue on the collapse Hou glanced back at her, "Should I hurry up and ask someone to bring him a bowl of hangover soup?"

"I can make this stuff, you sit down and rest first." Huirou said, turned and left the room, apparently to make this hangover soup.Su Zhongming was bored in the room. Looking back, he saw that Ding Xuehou was not in a good state of drunkenness. He meddled in his business and straightened his body. Unexpectedly, Ding Xuehou in his drunken dream suddenly raised his left hand and grabbed one of his guards. He pulled it over and stuck it to his face.

Su Zhongming was slightly startled, but he thought he was too drunk, so he just pulled his hand back and didn't take it to heart. He waited for Princess Shengshi for a long time, but he didn't see her coming back, so he planned to wander around the mansion, so he didn't Mo Na, the head of the little devil, told him, "The girl will come back later, if you ask about me, just say that I'm wandering around this house."

The child nodded and stayed in the room.

Su Zhongming went out of the house and wandered around the mansion at will, feeling very comfortable. He thought of Dingxuehou's study, and recalled that day when he was very petty and hurried to drive him out, and he was particularly interested in it. At this time, he ran to that place secretly, pushed open the door and walked in, looking around.

He was very interested in miscellaneous books, so he drilled among the shelves of such books, searched from top to bottom, and after searching for a while, he accidentally found a book wrapped in a piece of cloth at the bottom of a stack of books.Great curiosity drove him to take it down. He uncovered the cloth, took out the books inside, and opened it.

The first page is a picture. In the picture, there are two naked men doing things in the sky, and there are words and comments in the space above, which is very dewy.Su Zhongming was stunned, and then turned to the second page, which was still a picture, in which there were still two naked men doing Yunyu, but their postures were changed, Su Zhongming simply turned to the middle page, and it was the same.

The book in his hand is actually Nanfeng Yunyu's picture book. In Su Zhongming's heart, this is a very detailed tutorial on Nanfeng's bedroom, and his biggest doubt is—how could there be such a thing in the man's study? Is there such a thing?And wrap it in a piece of cloth like a treasure?

There is undoubtedly only one possibility for the reason for collecting this book, and that is...

With a bang, the book and the piece of cloth fell from Su Zhongming's hands in an instant, and when he heard a sound, he was stunned, as if he had been struck by five thunders, and regretted taking it out to read.

He...he...it turns out...that he and Su Ruitian are 'the same kind of person'... no wonder that day, he would say that he wished to interfere with his date with the princess.

Su Zhongming thought to himself, squatted down, picked up the books and pieces of cloth on the ground, rewrapped the books, and before putting them back, he thought of a good way to make the man come out by himself.

He returned to Dingxuehou's dormitory with the book in his hand. At this time, Princess Shengshi had already fed him hangover soup and was about to leave. She said to Su Zhongming who had just returned, "I'm going back first, you Go back early, don't play too late." Su Zhongming responded softly, and sat in the room waiting for Ding Xuehou to wake up.

At dusk, the man opened his eyes, straightened his dizzy forehead, saw Su Zhongming was there, and immediately uttered, "What time is it?" Su Zhongming replied, "It's dusk, night is coming." coming."

Dingxuehou murmured, "I've been asleep for so long..." His feet were stretched out, and he was about to collapse.Su Zhongming hurriedly told the little ghost to go out, the little ghost obeyed the order, and closed the door behind him.