Strange Tale of Qingluan

After having dinner in the prime minister's mansion, Su Zhongming accidentally went to the giant bird's spare department.

As soon as the giant bird spread its wings, it immediately flew into the air, and the wind blew from the front, blowing Su Zhongming's hair to the back. Su Zhongming looked down and saw the ground gradually distanced from him. Excited, Jing Xiang who reported the giant bird did not dare to relax, and only took a cup of tea to arrive in the palace city.

After getting down from the giant bird's back and landing on the ground, he waved goodbye to the giant bird that flew back into the sky, and at this moment, the patrolling Miyagi Imperial Guard rushed over and asked him urgently, "Is Your Majesty safe and sound, is there any injury? "

Su Zhongming had a calm face, "I'm fine, you don't have to worry, you all go back to patrol." Turning around, he walked back leisurely alone.Those imperial guards looked at his leaving figure, then at the sky, and then looked at each other.

At the hour of Hai o'clock that night, Su Zhongming finished bathing and changing clothes, and was about to go to sleep. He just dropped the curtain and lay on his back on the couch. After a while, he remembered that he had given something to Dingxuehou Li Xuan in court, and sat up again in a hurry. After thinking about it, I felt a little regretful, thinking: why not just send someone to his house and tell him not to come?

After a while, he thought again: But in that battle, he worked so hard that he was almost stabbed all over the body, and he lied to me that he was fine after suffering such a serious injury, just to prevent me from worrying. Him, that would be too ruthless.

He rolled up and retreated, propped his right elbow on his knee, and his right hand propped his cheek, thinking again: But... Emotions are not just a play, they have to be love!do i love himdo i love him ... I don't understand either, anyway, I just think he's quite pleasing to the eye, and sometimes it's easy to finish, well, forget it, let's make him cheaper!

He had made up his mind, and was about to lie down, when one side of the curtain was lifted up suddenly, and Li Xuan's handsome and serious face appeared in front of him.He was stunned for a moment, unable to speak, just looked at Ding Xuehou's body, and Ding Xuehou asked, "What kind of reward is it that you want me to come here so late?"

"Uh..." Su Zhongming couldn't open his mouth, he hesitated, "You, you put your coat on first, and come on the couch." Ding Xuehou felt suspicious, he obediently untied the demon belt, and took off the coat and boots, climbed onto the dragon couch, sat beside Su Zhongming and said, "Tell me, what reward is it?"

Su Zhongming hesitated for a while, but couldn't think of the most subtle ancient words, so he had to ask him, "You...how do you call Pei Wang's sleep together?" Ding Xuehou didn't think about it at all, and blurted out, "" It's called 'City Sleeper." Turning his head to look at Su Zhongming, his eyes lit up, "So the reward is City Sleeper?"

Su Zhongming knew that there was no need to explain in words, so he ordered him directly, "You know, why don't you come down quickly and make Bigu pretty?" Ding Xuehou said with a serious face, "Do you want to be the eminent?" Su Zhongming was full of affirmation, "Of course! I am the king of a country."

Dingxuehou's interest dropped by half, he lifted up the curtain, and pretended to stay on the bed, Su Zhongming hurriedly stopped him, reminding him, "After tonight, don't come back and ask me for a reward!" Dingxuehou replied, "I I have never been a Xia." Su Zhongming said bluntly, "I have never offered anyone."

"Didn't you have a feast with the queen?" Ding Xuehou questioned.Su Zhongming told him frankly, "I just stayed at her place for one night, and it was still on the floor! I didn't do anything."

Ding Xuehou was disdainful, "You can't even deal with a woman, what kind of king are you?" Su Zhongming was very upset when he heard this, and he burst out, "It's all her fault! As soon as I laid her bed, I changed into a woman." It's become 'women should be men, men should be women', and I have no interest at all."

Dingxuehou was speechless, silent for a moment, and replied: "Sleep well, I just need to remember the last time. Huirou is waiting for me to go back." His head came out of the curtain, his feet were ready to touch the ground, Su Zhong Ming stretched out his guard and held him completely. He only cared about his last sentence, and felt very uneasy.

"Do you care about her now too..." Su Zhongming blurted out with a serious face.Ding Xuehou Li Xuan replied very calmly, "I married her, she is my wife, I have to care about it after a long time." Su Zhongming was stunned for a while, retracted his hand, suddenly changed his mind, his sister opened a mountain of purple belts, Hang the Yi lapel on each dial, and frankly come out of the hall, looking down at death as if at home.

Dingxuehou gave up the idea of ​​leaving, climbed to the side of him, raised his guard and looked at his back for nothing, then boldly stopped him, fixed his side view, and his body, so that his Lian slightly flooded.As soon as he closed his eyes, Ding Xuehou played the qin to stabilize his qi, and plucked so hard that he couldn't stand it.

Dingxuehou stabilized him, without his back-up, Tanlu's fierce hall and the deep side, a guard went down the deep side, and sighed with five fingers to praise Xiashuang's retreat to the crumbs he had not untied. In the meantime, there is nothing he can boast about across Kuzi.

Su Zhongming subconsciously ducked the four-legged guard, and Ding Xuehou's set point corrected his set, which made him let go of the guard and no longer ducked.He tore off Su Zhongming's Ku Dai, and boldly sighed in. Su Zhongming restrained himself, covered his scene with the frost wall, and took the initiative to stabilize him.

Wumo stayed for a while, the qin stabilized for a while, Dingxuehou then leniently relieved Dai, and pushed Su Zhongming deep down, Su Zhongming held his breath, and let his qin be steady and fierce, with precious scriptures in his mouth, Wu Moshuang retreated On the inside, Jifu was violently ups and downs because of his jealousy, his face was flooded, Xiapa pointed to the sky, very active, but Qingyu was not satisfied yet.

Dingxuehou used the purple tip to loosen his crotch, and unscrupulously pulled the boasting and boating thing away. Su Zhongming was still unaccustomed to this kind of action since the last time, so he tightly grasped his crotch with his ten fingers. And cast, blurted out.His promotion passed into the ears of the young eunuchs who were on guard at night. The two eunuchs didn't know that the people in the room were having an affair, so they rushed into the escort, raised the curtain and asked, "What's wrong, Your Majesty?"

Just as he was about to rush to the couch, he only heard Su Zhongming order, "Get down... go down..." The eunuchs looked at the two pairs of boots and the messy rags in front of the couch, and they suddenly realized it and held back their nerves. , bowed deeply to the dragon couch, quickly backed out, closed the door, and continued to be on duty.

Su Zhongming's sudden anger became more and more jealous, he lifted his right wall to frame Ding Xuehou's background, deeply stabilized his body, set the Zen foam to melt, and the frost raised towards the sky receded his demon two On the other hand, this made Dingxuehou's Qingyu greatly increased in an instant, he turned him deep, turned him to the sky, then leaned on him, and the second time the tripod entered his back seat, the two of them walked away from each other. Hundreds, step by step, rising to the most basic peak tide.

The eunuch who was on guard at night looked at the clock and found that the room had quieted down, so he approached the door and whispered, "Your Majesty, it's already midnight, do you want to turn off the lights and candles?" For questions outside the house, I only asked Dingxuehou next to him, "At this time, are you still going back to the mansion?"

Ding Xuehou replied, "The gate of the palace city has been closed. If you drive me away, I can use the ladder to climb the wall to get out." Su Zhongming couldn't help it for a while, burst out laughing, and said: "You still don't want to go back, It’s so ugly! My bed is big enough for two Dingxuehous on the deep side.”

After Dingxuehou listened, he stood by his side, bravely, and threw the red Su Zhongming into the river. Su Zhongming was also sleepy, yawned, and told the people outside the house, "Turn off the lights!" Enter the house, pick up the scraps of clothes on the ground, hang them on the clothes hanger, turn off the lights, go back out of the house, and cover the door.

The next day, as soon as Su Zhongming opened his eyes, he moved his head, which immediately attracted a burst of demon vines, but he still insisted on turning his head to look at his side. It should be empty, but there was still a man lying there.The man hadn't woken up yet, when he turned deep, he immediately reported to the people around him, Su Zhongming was still dissatisfied, without saying a word, he grabbed his guard and bit down hard.

Dingxuehou yelled, and woke up from his sleep. I had a guard with foot marks, and I couldn't speak. Su Zhongming was already half angry, and shouted at him: "It's still sleeping at dawn, lazy insect, hurry up!" Get off my bed!" Dingxuehou Wuping's garrison left the foot mark, and he replied casually, "I was the most tired person last night, and it's natural to be sleepy until now."

Su Zhongming sloughed him hard, "Get out of here quickly." Dingxuehou was puzzled and helpless, and said while holding back, "You still kept me last night." Su Zhongming gave him a reason, "Last night son The gates of Shigong were closed, but now the gates are open!"

Ding Xuehou was speechless to refute, so he obediently went to bed, put on his robe and boots, handed the scraps of clothes to Su Zhongming, and said, "Remember to take an analgesic pill. Fake illness on the couch." Hearing this, Su Zhongming just let out a flat 'oh'.

Ding Xuehou turned around reassuringly, and walked away, "See you later, ma'am." Su Zhongming was wearing shavings, hearing this, he was stunned for a moment before he realized it, and then shouted at him: "Who, who is your wife! ? I haven't made any love vows with you yet..." After he finished speaking, Ding Xuehou had already left Zhu Zhengong, and no one responded.

"I've only sat with you twice, at most two leaves, and I haven't formally accepted your feelings. You're too quick to call my wife and my wife." Su Zhongming was not frosty in his heart, and said to himself Soliloquy.

At this time, Gong'e came in with water and said respectfully to Su Zhongming: "Your Majesty, the water is here, get up and wash up." Hearing the sound, Su Zhongming suddenly remembered the eunuchs who were on watch last night, and remembered that they were going to change shifts. He couldn't help yelling 'no' in his heart, he hurriedly asked the maid, "Is the eunuch who was on duty last night still there?"

The maid replied: "The shift has already been changed." Su Zhongming was in a hurry, fearing that they would let out the troubles of that night, he hurriedly called the eunuchs who were on duty into the house, and ordered them to summon all the eunuchs who were on duty that night. .

Soon, the eunuch who was on duty that night came as ordered, bowed and respectfully said: "What is your majesty's order?" Su Zhongming sat on the couch without raising the curtains, and asked them directly, "The voice in this room last night, Did you all hear that?" The two eunuchs answered honestly, "I did."

Su Zhongming didn't want to punish the sand chickens as a warning to the monkeys, but only made a superficial threat, "Know what the end will be? - An ancient banyan tree in the Zishan Garden is short of fertilizer, and it is suitable to raise it with your ancient investment and meat. The two eunuchs turned pale with fright, and hurriedly kowtowed, "Your Majesty, spare me! The slave didn't hear anything!"

"Okay! You can go back. If this matter is spread in the palace, Gu will use you as fertilizer. Do you hear me clearly?" Su Zhongming emphasized Wei Xie.The two eunuchs were so frightened that they softened, and immediately swore an oath, "I swear, if what happened last night spreads throughout the Forbidden Palace, I will kill myself without an order from Your Majesty!"

Su Zhongming breathed a sigh of relief, no need to worry that this incident would reach the ears of the Queen Mother, and then ordered the two eunuchs to retreat.Now that the family law is strict, he is most afraid that the Empress Dowager Shi Chaojing will be ruthless and bleed his bigu, so he has to guard against it.