Strange Tale of Qingluan

In the other courtyard of Luomeizhuang, there is a small building, which is used to entertain the guests who stop there on weekdays.Under Mei Yinghong's order, several girls cleaned up and down the place, inside and out.

Su Zhongming entered the other courtyard, and the other three men stood behind him, their eyes were the same as his, and they all looked at the small building in front.

"How to allocate it? Do you have a room you like?" Su Zhongming asked deliberately.

Yi Yeqing raised his right hand, rubbed his chin, thought about it seriously, and felt that he should give Su Zhongming the room with the best location, the best light, and the most convenient access, and he only needed to live in the most ordinary room. The room was fine.He wondered which one was the best room.

Yang Bin was also thinking about the same problem, but his purpose was just the opposite of Yi Yeqing's. He always proceeded from his own interests. Which room was the best, he had to act first and grab it. Never give up to Su Zhongming.

After a while, Su Zhongming raised his right hand, pointed to the leftmost room, and expressed his opinion: "I think that room seems to be quite good, with ventilation, and you don't have to worry about being disturbed. If you want to exercise, just run back and forth for a round. You don’t have to turn back when you get to the door.”

After what Su Zhongming said, Yang Bin also began to feel that the wing room was good, so he started to strike without hesitation, ran forward, rushed to the stairs, and only took a few steps, a man's figure flashed past him quickly, Run for the stairs.

When Yang Bin saw this, he was taken aback for a moment, and hurried up to catch up. The two were still fighting in the narrow stairs, climbing up while fighting, chasing each other, refusing to give in to each other.

Su Zhongming stood there watching them chasing each other, punching each other, and couldn't help but wondered for a moment: "It's just a room for a few days, what are you robbing? I didn't see you robbing like this in the inn..."

Although Li Xuan couldn't see, he could already guess who was fighting with whom just by listening to the noise. He wanted to talk, but just as he opened his lips slightly, he heard Su Zhongming's voice, which was speaking of himself. If you wanted to say something, you pursed your lips.

Upstairs, in the corridor, Yang Bin and Yi Yeqing were still chasing, fighting, punching, rushing to the room on the far left, one meter away from the door, Yang Bin resolutely pressed on. Lou lived Yi Yeqing's demon, not letting him run into that room.Yi Yeqing tried to fight back, but it was useless, so he had to use his trump card - he fell back and threw Yang Bin heavily on the ground. While Yang Bin was paying attention to his own pain, he quickly got up, ran into the room, and closed the door. Go to the door and block the wing room.

Yang Bin got up, supported the queen demon who was in pain, frowned slightly, and could not help complaining: "You are a little bit cruel... Isn't it just a room, why are you so serious?"

Su Zhongming led Li Xuan up, and when he saw Yang Bin, he said, "Ah Qing has already chosen a room, which one do you want? If you don't tell me, then I will choose first!"

As soon as the words were finished, the door of the wing room on the far left opened. Yi Yeqing stepped out and interrupted to respond: "My lord, you don't have to choose, this room belongs to your lord."

Su Zhongming was stunned, and then said generously: "If you like this room, then you can live in it, don't give it to me, I'll just choose the middle one."

Yi Yeqing explained: "My lord, I specially snatched this room for you, and now you say no, I am very embarrassed."

After Su Zhongming heard this, he couldn't help being surprised: "You fought with Yang Bin just now, and you helped me grab it?" Then he happily added, "Ah Qing, you are so generous! If this is the case, I will not be polite. !"

Saying that, Su Zhongming did his part, strode past Yang Bin, walked to the door, and Yi Yeqing respectfully invited him into the wing.

Yang Bin glanced at them, and hummed unscrupulously.

Li Xuan didn't speak, just walked past Yang Bin silently and walked into the wing.

Su Zhongming was looking at the room inside, looking left and right, up and down, and walked to the window, opened the window, looked out the window, looked at the scenery for a while, turned around, walked slowly to the center of the room, and then opened his mouth to speak. Opinion: "Not bad."

Yi Yeqing sincerely suggested: "Master, how about trying the comfort on the couch?"

Su Zhongming looked back at the bed against the wall, and said calmly: "No need, we don't need to pay this time, the owner of Mei Zhuang is willing to give us food and accommodation for free, so we don't need to fuss with her too much. "

Li Xuan interrupted suddenly: "Since it's a place where women live, it shouldn't be bad."

This reminded Su Zhongming, and he couldn't help answering: "That's right. Women's pet husbands are the most sensitive. The environment is too bad, and the beds are too bad. They don't wear clothes when they sleep here."

Yi Yeqing didn't have anything else to say, but just told her: "My lord doesn't have any orders, so I'll go out and choose a room."

Su Zhongming agreed: "Okay. If you plan to live next door, just call out next door and let me hear how the sound insulation works."

Yi Yeqing nodded slightly, and walked out.

At noon, these men got together and had a full meal of Taoxiaguo's mutton sliced ​​noodles. Su Zhongming ate two large bowls of noodles in one go, with chili added, and hiccupped, lying beside the table. Like him, he fell sideways on the ground, and everyone's stomachs were swollen, like a bag stuffed with weeds.

Feeling lightly, Su Zhongming suddenly had a whim and asked, "You guys, how do you feel?"

Yang Bin didn't even think about it, and said directly: "How can I feel if I'm full?"

Yi Yeqing looked at the ceiling, and was the second to answer: "I have never filled my stomach with just noodles."

Li Xuan opened his lips, and only said one word: "Don't tell me that you feel pregnant..."

Su Zhongming propped up his upper half, sat cross-legged, and responded to Li Xuan's words solemnly: "Blind people can only talk nonsense! My stomach is not big enough to make me feel the same as when a woman is pregnant!" After a pause, He couldn't help but say, "But you mention it like that, I'm a little bit worried about Yan Ying's stomach."

The room fell silent, and after a while, only a laugh was the first to respond.

"Hahahahaha! You also miss women? So you also miss women! I thought you were pretending to be men!" Yang Bin teased like this, suddenly a flash of inspiration occurred, and he couldn't help thinking of something. Suspicious, "By the way... from the time we met to the present, you didn't secretly have any unreasonable thoughts about me, did you?! Let me tell you, I like women!"

Su Zhongming couldn't help but put on a cold face, even if the man in his eyes looked a little bit like him, he would never let it go lightly, and blurted out: "Crazy! Will you rub me if I have a date! You don't deserve it! I have a cleanliness freak, and I hate people who don't take a bath, wash their hair, or shave for a month...the big guy!"

Because of these words, Yang Bin subconsciously removed the beard on his chin, immediately propped up his upper body, and retorted: "Hey, I'm wrong when you say that, I have a bit more beard, but I'm not a big man! Tuluo Kingdom, you don't know how many women are chasing me!" Then, he patted his left hand with his right hand, and added confidently, "I am one of the most beautiful men in Tuluo Kingdom!"

Su Zhongming remained unmoved, and looked at him expressionlessly: "You can get the woman you like first, and then we can talk about it."

When Yang Bin thought that he hadn't won Murong Wenqian's favor, coupled with Su Zhongming's provocative words, he really admitted that he was stumped. The righteous look just now was swept away, and he only slightly bowed his head and collapsed. He dropped his shoulders and sighed softly in his heart.

Having nothing to do, Su Zhongming simply lay down again, with the double walls open, very free.

They were relaxing, oblivious to the fact that several people were walking in.

Mei Yinghong, who was walking in the front, couldn't help feeling strange when she saw a few people lying on the floor, and asked, "Aren't you guys having lunch? Why are you lying on the floor?"

As soon as Yang Bin heard the voice, he knew it was Mei Yinghong, and immediately raised his head, intending to behave well, and was the first to answer: "They were full and had nothing to do, and they lay down to rest. It looks a bit ugly, but please forgive me." After speaking, he secretly praised himself for not lying down just now and keeping his image.

Knowing that Mei Yinghong was coming, Su Zhongming didn't get up, but relaxed and said, "Because the noodles in Guizhuang are so delicious, I'm full. Although it doesn't look good lying down, it's good for digestion!"

Mei Yinghong replied generously: "I don't mind you lying on the ground, but, your friends, don't you plan to meet them?"

Hearing this, Su Zhongming glanced behind Mei Yinghong, saw a few figures, and immediately propped up his upper body again.

Gong He passed by Mei Yinghong's side, walked to the table, sat down cross-legged, picked up the chopsticks on the table, looked at it, and glanced at the remaining soup in the bowl, depressed, turned to Mei Yinghong and said: : "I said the owner, you asked someone to invite us over, why didn't you remember to prepare one for us? Let us only see the leftover soup and a pile of bowls."

Several other people came in one after another, Fei'er only glanced at the bowls and chopsticks on the table, and said helplessly: "But, didn't we already eat at the inn? We came here after eating..."

Gong He stood up and replied calmly: "You women and children have too small stomachs. In my eyes, they are just opening up a little, and they are not really 'full' yet!" He asked Mei Yinghong again , "How is it, Master Mei? Can I have one? I want to add green onion and chili, preferably spicy!"

Mei Yinghong replied generously as the host: "Since you are still hungry, then feel free to eat here, and the servant will bring you a bowl."

Gong He was overjoyed, overjoyed and said, "One bowl is not enough to stuff my teeth, at least five big bowls."

Mei Yinghong responded generously, and replied: "Okay! Five bowls are five bowls!"

After giving an order, after a while, the servants brought over five bowls of mutton sliced ​​noodles one after another. A handful of peppers and green onions were added to each bowl. It was like red flowers and green leaves. With these natural aromas of red and green, you only need to smell it once to make you salivate.

Gong He is impatient when it comes to delicious food, he doesn't care about etiquette, he starts to gobble up the noodles while holding the chopsticks, making a hissing sound of swallowing noodles, envious of others.

The few men who were lying on the ground propped up their upper body, except for Li Xuan who was blind, they all looked at Gong Hechi, and Li Xuan couldn't help listening to the hissing sound.

Fei'er couldn't help but twitched the corners of her lips, and couldn't help complaining: "I hate it! Seeing how delicious your food is, I want to eat it too!"

After hearing this, Ye Shuangshuang blurted out immediately, and said to Fei'er: "Didn't you eat a lot when you were in the inn? Are you hungry again now? No way..."

Fei'er frowned slightly, and replied in embarrassment: "The point is, I'm full and hungry now..."

The little ghost Yitian also replied: "Who wouldn't want to eat seeing his delicious food?"

As soon as these few words were finished, Gong He had already finished eating a large bowl, and the second bowl he was holding was already half eaten.While chewing, he replied: "Actually, if you really want to eat it, just tell Master Mei. I'll be embarrassed if you keep getting hungry while watching me eat."

Fei'er still frowned, and said helplessly: "The key is that I have an appetite but my stomach can't hold it...Gong and Uncle, you killed me..."

Gong He looked back while sucking on the noodles, glanced at Fei Er, and said in confusion: "Didn't you stand behind me well, how can you say that I killed you?"

This kind of question is so simple that it can kill the cat, Fei'er is like a mute who has eaten Coptis chinensis, unable to express her own suffering.

Su Zhongming laughed dryly, interrupted the topic, and urged Gong He: "Don't say these words, you hurry up and finish eating the noodles."

Gong He, a good boy, has always respectfully obeyed the orders of his own city lord, so he stopped talking immediately, and just quietly ate noodles, picked up a bowl and drank a big mouthful of noodle soup.

After a while, Gong He finished his noodles and wiped his mouth clean, and everyone left the hall together, a few men walked in front, the girl and the child followed, and they all followed the young girl who led the way to the other courtyard.

After going upstairs, Su Zhongming casually pointed to the vacant room, and said to the few people who just took over: "There are still rooms there, you can choose it yourself! However, I suggest that you should share a room with the same sex, so that you Safety."

Ye Shuangshuang glanced at the door of the empty room, and asked Su Zhongming: "How do you allocate the rooms? Is there a room for each person?"

Su Zhongming didn't answer right away, and Yang Bin snatched the opportunity to answer. Yang Bin blurted out: "I live in the same room with the surname Yi, and your girl's house should also live in the same room, lest your enemies will come out one day." , your enemy is really coming, everyone should run out together to avoid it."

Fei'er thought about it for a while, and couldn't help but praise: "Your surname is Yang, I think you suddenly became so smart, what caused it?"

Yang Bin didn't want to be modest at all, so he opened his mouth and said in a high-profile way: "I'm already very smart!"

Seeing his triumphant appearance, Su Zhongming lowered his head slightly, rubbed the bridge of Mo's nose with his right index finger, and said intentionally or unintentionally: "Actually, when they began to formally choose the room, I told them like this..."

Fei'er heard it in her ears, and immediately became expressionless, only squinting at Yang Bin indifferently.

Yang Bin deliberately looked at the scenery outside the corridor, whistled, and pretended not to see Fei'er's eyes.

——I knew that this man surnamed Yang would not suddenly have such a smart head, and it really was.

Fei'er stared at Yang Bin's profile, and couldn't help thinking to herself.

Su Zhongming put aside the topic, picked up the topic, pointed to an empty room, and suggested: "That room is near the stairs, it is very convenient to enter and exit, and it is just separated from the rooms of us big men. It is most suitable for you girls to live in-this room It's just my suggestion, if you don't like it, you don't have to choose it."

Fei'er looked at Su Zhongming and asked, "Which room does the city lord live in?"

Su Zhongming turned his head, pointed to the last wing on the right, and said frankly, "Live there."

Fei'er followed his fingers and looked over, and took a look.

Yi Tian cared: "You seem to have ignored me! Dare I ask where should I live?"

Yi Yeqing finally opened the conversation, and replied: "You are a man, so naturally you will live in a room with us."

Yitian hesitated and said: "I have no objection, but..." He took a special look at Yang Bin, "I'm afraid that if I squeeze into a bed at night, the person surnamed Yang will beat me..."

Yang Bin couldn't help but said: "If you don't fart or turn around, who will beat you?"

Yi Tian felt that he was wronged. Last time, he just farted at Yang Bin, and Yang Bin chased and beat him with his nose. Last time, he just turned over in a daze while sleeping. , A stinky foot happened to step on Yang Bin's cheek, and early the next morning, Yang Bin used his belt to hold him back.

He pursed his lips and lowered his head, looking as if he had countless grievances, he just said: "It's pity whoever sleeps with you, I don't want to sleep with you, anyone else can sleep with anyone."

Yi Yeqing put one hand on Yitian's small shoulders, and said: "How about this, I'll sleep with you on the floor, and he and the guardian will sleep on the bed. The floor is closer to the stove, and the quilt is warmer than the bed."

Yitian thought for a while, and felt that it was not bad, so he nodded happily.

The author has something to say:

Although I am full now

But I want to eat hot noodles

Maybe do it yourself tomorrow morning

feel like breakfast

The best thing is steamed stuffed bun with miscellaneous grain juice

Fried dough sticks with soy milk

Vermicelli sausage topped with tomato sauce, soy sauce and garlic

noodles and dumplings

cake ah ham bread

Chicken Taco Sandwich with Warm Milo

Will you have food dreams tonight...orz