[Comprehensive] The god judge voluntarily was hidden by the gods

To take the initiative to become the savior is a noble self-sacrifice.

To passively become the savior is to get bored and want to get rid of the burden.

"I don't want to do it anymore!" Qi Luoxing, the god judge in the restaurant Qi Luoxing, lay on the table, covered his face, and said incoherently, "Although I have compassion for the world (really), but how can I force consumption like this?" Yes?!"

At this time, Daigo Kyoya doesn't seem to be worthy of the code name Qi Luoxing at all, and the whole person is listless, not shining at all.

"Emotional consumption also has a limit, I'm a capitalist who only likes income..."

So the mafia leader Pengo Li family couldn't sit still and wanted to clean up the scum in the industry (Bai Lan: Xiaozheng, help), Kichijoji coffee shop closed at one o'clock (Ichinomiya Jun: Welcome next time), Noragami received a call from a believer ( Yato: Hold on and don’t hang up the phone), the hell girl returns to hell to cook Huangquan Hirasaka (Enma Ai: The snapdragon is about to mature), the young detective rushes back to school to deal with the bad influence of Noragami (Narumi Ayumi: next Don't look for me next time), the capitalist will call out the servant (Daojian Fusangshen: Hey) to follow the established plan with the rare game nerd (Jiuyue Yaxiao: I am not addicted) and the magic girl mascot (Yue:...) Eating Hesai in a restaurant, no, it hurts the spring and the autumn.

Audience: Fortunately, he still remembers to go to this store, is it fake if he is hit by the truth? !

"Then master, don't worry about it," Kikko Sadamune poured wine for Daigo Kyoya, "Anyway, the star path has already been designed, right? Let them solve it themselves."

"Having said that, but things are happening right in front of me, can I ignore them?" Daigo Kyoya turned her head and pointed to Keigo Atobe on the video call, "For example, if my lovely nephew is being targeted by a murderer—"

"Can't you think of me better?" Atobe Keigo was speechless, "Even if I was targeted by a murderer, I would have many ways to save my life. Didn't you say that without you, my original fate would be lost?" In the middle, can I also die in bed?"

Daigo Kyoya nodded.

"Since that's the case, even if Xing Gui wanted to guide his fate, he wouldn't kill me on purpose, would he?"

"……Maybe?"

Daigo Kyoya really guessed so.

If Yuyi Fox's target is Daigo Kyoko, Huang Quan's target is Kurama, and the Dark Kingdom's target is Atobe Keigo, he will definitely not stand idly by.Another one, QB has already shot Xiao Ye Zuo Wenwen.

"Nonsense," Ghost Lantern directly denied, "The fate of Star Trail Design has its own purpose, as long as the purpose is achieved, the details are flexible. If not, the first person to die is yourself."

"Master Ghost Lantern," Jiu Yueyaxiao greeted him with a soft voice, "You have also come to this world."

"Ah, because there is a fool in this world who is too depressed."

When Ghost Lantern reads about idiots, his accent is aggravated, with a tone of hatred for iron.

"Hey, Lord Ghost Lantern," Daigo Kyoya blushed, obviously drinking a little too much, "If I just hang up and go down to become a hell jailer, will I not be stared at by Xinggui again if I climb up again? gone?"

Ghost Lantern nodded: "Before then, you have to find a way to survive the punishment of hell. By the way, I don't think highly of you at all."

"whispering sound."

"Die...that's too negative," Jiu Yueyaxiao shook his head disapprovingly, "You just... have to hide from the gods," he paused, "Abandon the old surname, abandon the world of mortals, and isolate yourself from the world... or……"

leave this world.

"It's better to be alive than to be dead."

For Daigo Kyoya, living like a monk on Koyasan is not too far from being dead...

He didn't want to die, nor did he want to live lifeless.

"Master~ren~" Guijia Zhenzong shouted in a sweet voice, his tone was rippling, and he turned several corners.The movements of his hands were different from the voice, showing a long rope, with a huge contrast. "I will never let you die. Before that, you might as well be tied up by me—"

"Stupid, stop," Qianzicun was stopping Guijia Zhenzong, "how can we tie him up now?"

"Qianzi, don't hinder me!" Guijia Zhenzong pushed his glasses, and the lenses reflected light, "If the master doesn't come, I'll be there, so I have to go to the master."

"It's you, don't worry too much," Qianzicun Zheng said with a serious face, "Master's clothes haven't been taken off yet."

Daigo Kyoya took a deep breath: "...you two, you really are——perverts!"

Together, the lethality increases exponentially.

Keigo Atobe's voice was full of gloating: "If you really did that, please take a photo as a souvenir."

"Stupid Jingwu, I have a picture of your shaved head on hand."

"...Hey, didn't I reach an agreement with you back then to let you delete it?!"

"Ahaha, the weather is very good today..."

"Don't play stupid!"

"The drinks in this store are also very good, although they are not as good as the chef at home."

"Stupid Kyomi, don't forget I have more handles on you!"

"It's okay, I don't have to worry about debts," Daigo Kyoya didn't know how many embarrassments he had in front of his sister, and Keigo Atobe, who was a son, was the same, so his elder sister was the top of the food chain, benefiting more nephews near the water That's all, "I just remember that you were shaved bald by a little kid after you came back from the national competition. I can laugh at you for the rest of your life, hahaha... Hey, hang up on me?!"

Daigo Kyoya called back, but was hung up again, so she had to put the phone aside.When he turned around, Qianzicunzheng and Guijia Zhenzong were already eager to try.

"Hey, wait," Daigo Kyoya's alcohol was on his head at this time, his hands and feet were limp, and he suddenly felt a great crisis, "You don't really intend to do this, do you?"

Guijia Zhenzong clasped his hands together: "Oh, since the master asked us to accompany you, you should have thought of the consequences?"

"No, no, no, I just want to find someone who is good at drinking but not very good to accompany me to get drunk—"

"It's really underestimating people, master," Qianzicun patted his chest, "We don't often drink with Taro Tachi, Jiro Tachi, and Nihon Kai. Doesn't it mean that we can't drink enough?"

"That's right," Guijia Zhenzong nodded again and again, "Otherwise, how can we seize the opportunity and show our skills at a critical moment?" He exhaled excitedly through his nostrils, "For example now!"

...Aha.

Daigo Kyomi suddenly felt that he had committed a crime and could not live, so he turned around and asked for help:

"...Master Ghost Lantern, Ya Xiao, don't just ignore death!"

Ghost Lantern picked up the wine bottle and poured himself wine.

"No, I'm not watching now." He really looked away. "You won't die either, I'm just waiting for the joke you're about to make."

This super shaking S almost never laughs, but he has always been keen on seeing other people's jokes.

Jiu Yue Yaxiao rested her chin on one hand, and smiled slightly: "I also... really want to collect this kind of rare CG?"

Don't use your beautiful and dreamy face to say that you are crazy about playing games!

As for the month...

"I don't want to have meaningless contact with irrelevant people because of such boring things."

— that's what he said.

One or two are all unreliable.

"Hey, hey, this is a public place!" Daigo Kyoya raised his hands, "Don't be impulsive!"

"Public places? No," Qianzi Cunzheng laughed with a special craving, which made the judge break out in cold sweat. "Hasn't the master noticed? In order to ensure the quality of service, this store accepts customers by appointment." of."

In other words, at this time, this store only has their group of customers and staff.By the way, since the examiner did not make an appointment in advance, this reception was arranged by the housekeeper Shibata who directly communicated with the owner who had made an early appointment and jumped in line.

A drop of cold sweat dripped from Daigo Kyoya's forehead:

"...No, it's not that it's not called a public place without other people."

"Just pay a little attention to your attire when you go in and out."

"And, and! The shop owner wouldn't like customers with disheveled clothes, would he?!" Daigo Kyoya fought hard, "This is too rude, and it will lower the style of this shop!"

"It's a pity," Guijia Zhenzong held his face, "The owner is the same as Qianzicun, he is a celestial body lover, and he has a good figure, oh hehehe."

Daigo Kyoya couldn't help but hesitate: "...Have you seen his naked body... No, how did you know?!"

"Tell you, I went to the kitchen looking for things just now, and saw the boss's naked apron." Kikko Sadamune fell into fond memories. "If he can become a god judge, he will definitely be the type I would like... Ah, master, don't be nervous, now I have recognized you as the master, and I will not empathize with other people!"

"No, it doesn't matter to me even if you empathize with me, really..." Daigo Kyoya cleared his throat, "It's just that you need to go to the kitchen to find something... and a nude apron," just Even he couldn't help stammering, "Naked, naked | nude apron is, what's going on?"

"Huh? Is it literally?"

Daigo Kyoya finally understands why there are strange rumors about this store...

He pondered for a moment, curiosity prevailed, and asked, "Really?"

"Huh? Really?"

"Naked|nude apron," he raised his hand and gestured, "I haven't seen it yet."

"Liar!" Guijia Zhenzong exclaimed, "Don't rich people often play this kind of fun?"

"...What misunderstanding do you have about rich people?" Daigo Kyoya raised his forehead, "I'm not the kind of playboy who plays tricks, I'm a representative of 'richer than you and harder than you', okay? Good." They have a very good family style, and they are all "other people's children".

"It's unbelievable," Guijia Zhenzong said with a look of disappointment, "It's really disappointing."

"Hey, do you really want me to be the kind of messy person?"

"Of course, because of this there are loopholes to exploit."

"..."

"Have you been fooled by me? Of course it's a lie, I don't want you to be that kind of person," Kikko Sadamune smiled, "If the master is really that kind of person, I wouldn't even want to take advantage of this kind of loophole Woolen cloth."

He took a deep breath, half-closed his eyes, put one hand on his left chest and heart, and spread the other, as if expressing emotion:

"It is precisely because the master is so upright and beautiful that I will desperately want to get close to you, understand you, and dedicate everything to you, from flesh, body to spirit, from shaking M to shaking S, even abandoning my morals— —”

Daigo Kyomi hesitated to speak: "...Don't talk about such an obscene and trivial topic like a true confession."

Guijia Zhenzong looked innocent: "Every word I say is a true confession to the master!"

This sword obviously has a beautiful and pure face, but its style is so self-indulgent...

"Okay—I see," Daigo Kyoya didn't feel any fluctuations in his heart, and turned around without hesitation, "Chiko, please let me meet your kind."

"Ah? Oh," Chikomura was supporting Daigo Kyoya, who was walking a little crookedly, "Only when the sword is off can we show our strength...is it the same for human beings?"

"No, no, no," Daigo Kyoya waved his hands again and again, "Human strength needs to be better displayed by wearing clothes, such as... armor."

"But master, you don't need armor, right? Isn't it better to take off your frankness?"

"...Actually, I think I look more handsome in clothes."

"oh oh……"

On the other side, Guijia Zhenzong held his heart, as if he had been severely injured.

"Why, are you so uninterested in my performance?" He clenched his fists again with a sad expression on his face for a moment, and his eyes lit up, "The art of rope binding will not lose to the crude naked !Compared to wearing nothing, of course it is more attractive to be half-covered!"

...Speaking as if the rope could hold back as much as possible.

"Let the horse come here! Oh, master, wait for me..."

The three of them seemed to be acting in a comedy of vulgarity.

Watching Guijia Zhenzong disappear from sight, Jiuyue Yaxiao put away that calm expression, and his eyes became sharper.

"Master Ghost Lantern, is this really okay?" Jiu Yue Yaxiao looked serious, "Kyomi has become the source of disaster, this kind of thing...in fact, it doesn't meet your original expectations, right?"