[Comprehensive] The god judge voluntarily was hidden by the gods

"Wow, the sea!" Liu Lixian's face was rippling, "Sunshine! Beach! Strong calves! Straight thighs! Straight chest!"

He took a deep breath and rushed towards the men with swords in swimsuits: "Heaven!"

Then he was directly kicked down by Yiqi Yizheng and Zong Sanzuo, and plunged headlong into the sand.

Xiaoye Zuowenwen walks around with a dinner plate on which there are several cups of coconut milk.He brought drinks to the others and got many thanks, head rubs and shoulder pats.

"Hey, a lot of water," Jin Jian dived into the sea and emerged again, "Look, conch!"

Five Tigers retreated and looked at the conch: "Wow, this pattern is amazing!"

Minghu buried half of his face in the sea water, and spit out a series of bubbles.His little fox was on his head, half submerged in the water with a contented expression.

"Ah, it's so hot," Akashi | Guoxing was dragged on the sand by Ai Ran Kunijun as if he was dead, leaving a striking trace, "I feel like I'm about to be roasted..."

"Then go to the sea quickly! You are the one who wants to create seaside memories with Yingying, and you are the one who doesn't even want to walk a few steps!"

Hotaru circled around Daigo Kyoya: "Master, master is also going into the water together!"

"The main body can't be taken into the water," Daigo Kyoya held his sword, "be careful not to rust."

The current Daigo Kyoya is still sitting in a wheelchair, the memory metal is recessed into the shape of a reclining chair, and a large parasol is inserted obliquely on the back of the chair.Wearing sunglasses, board shorts, and a sleeveless haori, he mistook his wheelchair for a beach chair.In fact, he no longer needs a wheelchair, but he is happy to be underestimated because of this, so as to achieve the purpose of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger.

"Nonsense! We won't rust!"

Spiritual power is an unscientific power that can overcome all science!

"But other people will be worried," Daigo Kyoya said, referring to ordinary people, "So, you guys have fun, let me show you the main body."

Hotaru suggested without hesitation: "Then let Brother Akashi watch over it!"

"Hey?! Don't be like this, Ying~"

Almost all Touken Fusangshin who are free have appeared on this remote island, frolicking and playing on the beach together.Besides them, there were five black tea elves who turned into adults and held a tea party on the beach.While Belldandy went on a date with her husband, Natsume Takashi and Cat Teacher were taken away by Natori Monday.

The program photographer recorded all the scenes in front of him, including the bewildered director.

"That," the host scratched his head and asked for the director, "I'm the host of this show, hello. But, sorry...our show only asks you to send seven people?"

"We've drawn lots to decide," Atsuto Shiro himself held a small video camera, "If you just come to play, how many people are allowed? So we all rented the cruise ship by ourselves, and didn't take your ship."

By the way, this show is live.This piece of content was unsurprisingly shown in the eyes of the audience, and was quickly annotated with the words "wealthy and powerful" by the program team.

The audience expressed their envy, envy and hatred:

"As expected of the son of the Daigo family, a rich man."

"A rented cruise ship? I thought Lord Huang owns a cruise ship."

"Cruises are very troublesome to maintain, and the long-distance voyage market has not been booming in recent years. People who don't like sailing very much don't need to buy them."

"Not to mention anything else, these kids have beautiful legs!"

"Ah, here it comes again, a wave of shotacons, idiots, and perverts are approaching..."

Toshiro Azuo and Toshiro Kokaku are playing beach volleyball with Kikko Sadamune and Taiko Sadamune, with Ranto Shiro and Mukichi Sadamune as referees.

"Look at me!" Natsuo Toshiro grabbed the ball and wanted to throw it, but then found that it didn't feel right——

Dark brown, slippery, elastic, bumpy, and still moving!

"Wow ah ah ah ah!"

He was so frightened that he threw the thing violently, hitting Ranto Shiro.

Ranto Shiro blocked it, and Taiko Zhong Zhenzong subconsciously picked it up. When he took a closer look, goosebumps all over his body: "It's disgusting! Help, Xiaoguang!"

"Don't be afraid, just leave it to me." Candlestick Qie Guangzhong knew what it was at a glance, "This is a sea cucumber... Although it is a bit ugly, it will be delicious when cooked."

"Hey, speaking of it this way, it seems that I have indeed eaten..."

Natsuo Toshiro didn't care about this, he was furious: "Tsurumaru! It's you again!"

It is absolutely right to find him when there is a problem.

Sure enough, Tsurumaru Kuninaga supported the bamboo basket hanging around his neck and scratched his face: "Oh, so you are so afraid of sea cucumbers?"

"Suffer to death!"

"Hahahahaha you can't hit me!"

While running away, Tsurumaru Kuninaga attacked from time to time with a large basket of sea cucumbers in his arms, affecting countless innocent people.Although sea cucumber has an excellent taste and high medicinal value, this thing looks really disgusting at first glance. It looks like a bug and is covered with thorns all over its body.

"Fuck!"

"What the hell!"

"What is this spit out?!"

It's the internal organs of sea cucumbers.

"Crane, Maru, Kuni, Ei!"

He was caught by everyone because of the outrage.The crowd dug a deep hole on the beach and buried him in it, with only his head exposed on the surface.

"Really, sea cucumber is a delicacy," Tsurumaru Kuninaga sighed, "Is there any need to be so angry?"

Then a big watermelon was placed not far from his head!

"Okay, everyone!" Rantoshiro clasped his hands, put them on his chest, and smiled brightly, "Let's play the game of smashing watermelons! Come on, Xiaozhen, blindfolded, hold a wooden stick, and turn three times!" lock up--"

"Wow, I was wrong, I was wrong, please forgive me!"

Not only the barrage, but even the staff couldn't help being stunned:

"...Is that Tsurumaru Kuninaga?"

"Damn it, I always thought he was that cold, handsome man!"

"I didn't expect him to be such a cute and handsome man, hahaha."

"A man cannot be judged by his appearance...a moment of silence for my lost first love."

"Shouyou, don't you think this is more realistic? And the contrast is so cute!"

"That's right, the male god also wants to eat and drink... Anyway, I like this kind of shit!"

"Row!"

After playing around, these sea cucumbers were collected and handed over to the dining car.This dining car was refitted from a large off-road vehicle, painted with bright yellow paint, and painted with the knife pattern of Candlestick Cut Guangzhong.

"Wow, you guys even brought the dining car?" The host looked shocked, "My audience friends, this is not prepared by our program team! By the way, after the program officially starts, this is not allowed to be used!"

"I know that what you want to see is actually our mess," Daigo Kyoya tilted his head, "However, the show hasn't started yet, has it? Until then, let's enjoy the food."

"Sea cucumber?" The host looked at the only girl, Princess Orange, the black tea elf, "This lady can cook?"

"Huh?" After becoming an adult, Orange in a gorgeous dress rested her chin on one hand and shook her head, "I only know how to make black tea and garden."

Assam pointed to the candlestick Qie Guangzhong: "This is the one who can cook." His eyes sparkled: "He is amazing!"

The camera gave Candlestick Kiri Mitsutaka a close-up, the young man with black hair and golden pupils has no dead ends, he is very handsome, even the blindfold is super handsome.

"This, it looks like a member of a gang, doesn't it?"

"But he's so handsome!"

"One-eyed dragon? Speaking of which, he seems to be called Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada?"

"It is Date Masamune's favorite sword! Later, it was presented to Mito Tokugawa, one of the three imperial families."

"So this look is just for teasing. I am a good wife and mother?"

"Hahaha, another sword with great contrast, Touken Ranbu Entertainment Production Club really knows how to play!"

Candlestick Qie Guangzhong drew his sword out of its sheath, and pulled out a handsome sword flower: "The use of swords is never limited to beheading."

The host naturally interfaced: "What else can it be used for?"

"It's like digging a hole, chopping firewood, grilling..."

"..."

"And cut open the sea cucumber and remove the spit!"

As soon as the words fell, he picked up a sea cucumber, threw it in the air, swished it a few times, picked it up with a plate, and saw that sea cucumber strips of about the same size were perfectly arranged on the plate.After repeating this several times, all the sea cucumbers were processed, and everyone applauded spontaneously.

Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada did not forget to brush the hair falling from behind the ear with his palm, and put on a handsome pose.

"Holy shit, so handsome!"

"...Although I'm posing, I'm not pretending at all!"

"Don't be too happy, it's just that the sword is good, maybe it's their daily sword practice. Who knows if it tastes like it?"

Then Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada showed everyone what a chef is——

This sea cucumber is used as an ingredient just to avoid wasting food, and it really doesn't taste enough.So the audience saw countless seafood being taken out of the dining car: lobster, crab, small yellow croaker, oyster, scallop...these fresh ingredients alone have made everyone look forward to it.

Candlestick Qie Guangzhong dealt with lobsters first, and I don’t know how he did it. With one stroke of everything, the snow-white and reddish prawns were cut out and placed on the table intact.Then, he stir-fried cooking wine, thirteen spices, and mashed garlic together to make spicy minced garlic, poured it on the baking tray, spread the sliced ​​shrimp on top, covered it with a layer of cheese, and put it in the oven.Then there is the crab, which is steamed, and the ginger vinegar sauce is the dipping material that has been processed long ago.The small yellow croaker is wrapped with egg white and bread crumbs, fried in a pan, and then cut into thin strips.Oysters and assorted mushrooms are fried together, scallops are baked with sauce, and sea cucumbers are stir-fried with oyster sauce and scallions...

There was a wailing in the barrage:

"I'm so hungry!"

"I only have instant noodles, but they have a seafood feast!"

"Is it Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada? Please marry me!"

"Stop talking, I'm going to order food!"