i just want to get a girlfriend

"This mission failed, the player will gain 5% of the mission experience, and the current level is 20~"

"...There is still experience to gain?"

"Yes~ Comfort~"

Of course, Yi Hang, who was playing games, naturally understood this, so he didn't ask any more.

"The next mission will start in a day~"

He nodded, old rules.

Back in the familiar hut, Yi Hang turned over from the bed and sat up, ran to the computer desk, typed a string of text, and at the same time fixed his eyes on the page that was loading slowly.

The computer uncle is old, he can understand.

What popped up on the page was dense text, and a large test question was attached at the end.

Although it is not reliable to find things online to verify sexual orientation, the final test result is... needless to say.

Yi Hang dropped the mouse, the excitement was too great, and he couldn't get over it for the time being.

It will take some time for him to get used to it.

It's really funny to say, who swears that he will keep his original intention, and everyone will bend me to be straight?

Now my face hurts like hell.

"La la la~ It's time for a day~ The following missions are all about a world with a heroine~ Are players looking forward to it?"

"..."

Telling him about the heroine at this time is almost like watching a joke.

"Walk."

With one command, the field of view changes.

The lights are brightly lit everywhere, there is a lot of noise, tables and banquets are set up, and everyone is eating, drinking and playing.At the moment, Yi Hang was being supported by a group of people and walking forward, his footsteps were unsteady. It was suspected that the new vest had drunk alcohol, and there was a lot of it.

His cheeks were hot, and his tongue was a little awkward.

But his head was still awake for the time being, Yi Hang stopped walking, waved his big hand, and broke away from the crowd, the group of people chattering in his ears was annoying to death!

Someone saw him staggering, so he said "slow down, general" while making a gesture to help him.

Yi Hang kicked that person away unceremoniously, and then leaned his back against the door, raised his hand and shook each of the people in front of him, but his open mouth was so paralyzed by alcohol that he couldn't speak a word .

"..."

Finally, someone saw that his expression was not right, turned his head and said loudly to the booing people: "Ah, let's go away! Today is the general's big day, please restrain yourself and go back..."

"But this bridal chamber hasn't been noisy yet!"

"Yes yes yes!"

"What a disappointment this is going!"

The person who spoke before glared at this person, "Didn't you see that the general is angry? Everyone, it is enough to stop, the so-called spring night is worth a thousand gold, let's not delay the general? Hahaha, let's go."

After finishing speaking, the man turned back to Yi Hang with a flattering smile: "General, will the subordinate lead people to retreat?"

The other side didn't even give him a look.

The man wasn't embarrassed either, he greeted the person who made the booing before and slowly moved away from sight.

"..." Yi Hang silently watched the group of people go away, his mind was muddled for a long time.

His eyes fell on the arm that hadn't been put down.

Didn't miss the phrase "big day" and "bridal chamber", combined with this red gown...

#Fuck!What do you do when you wake up and suddenly find that you are married! #

Thinking wildly, at this time the smell of alcohol was on his head, which made his thinking not so clear, so he leaned outside the door and sorted out the information of the vest, but found that it was completely chaotic, so he turned around and opened the door, and stepped in.

The festive and red wedding room was also brightly illuminated by candles. After seeing the surrounding layout clearly, Yi Hang dominated his uncoordinated body and went to the table. fell asleep.

His heavy brain prevented him from noticing the bride who was waiting in front of the bed to lift her hijab...

Time seemed to stand still, and I don't know how long it had passed, until the sound of deep sleep snoring was clearly heard in the air, and the person sitting by the bed finally moved his stiff limbs.

A corner of the hijab was lifted, revealing a pair of dark and probing eyes, staring fixedly at the person lying on the table for a moment, all the red hijab fell to the ground.

The stunning face under the cover eclipses the surrounding lights, and the stars in the sky are dimmed.

The beauty got up, her steps were slightly heavy, and she walked in front of the sleeping person, her eyes were as cold as real,

"Ye Lin?..."

A sigh of doubt dissipated, and the forgotten bride continued to stand for a long while, but she gave up and had no choice but to turn around and go to the bed to rest.

dawn——

Yi Hang woke up from the cold floor, his arms were sore, and his neck was even more sore. He was stunned for a moment and didn't remember what happened.

Afterwards, he blinked a few times, and the memory followed. He turned over and sat up, and another red figure broke into his sight.

"..." Damn it, he let the bride sleep all night like this? ! ?

And fell asleep on the floor from the table.

Looking at the people who sat well and waited all night, Yi Hang felt uneasy.

The ancient times were not compared to the modern times, and there were too many rules and regulations. It is estimated that the girl was not allowed by her husband's family, so she might really wait.

Thinking of this, Yi Hang felt that drinking was a mistake, he coughed lightly to get rid of the awkwardness in his heart.

Now his vest is called Ye Lin, and he is one of the generals of the Tianyou Dynasty. He just led the army back from a victorious battle, and was forced by his parents to arrange a marriage. So it went through the door.

But this is not important, what is important is that Yi Hang has to wait for the heroine of this world to appear.

Then, prevent the heroine from subverting the dynasty and ascending to the throne.

Astonishing as it sounds, right?Will Wu Zetian have so many?How is it possible that there are women on the throne in this era?

However... maybe it is really possible, because this heroine is not ordinary.

She is a time traveler.

If you go with the flow, after watching so many Gongdou dramas, the heroine whose idol is Wu Zetian may really turn the Tianyou Dynasty upside down.

The heroine is ambitious.

"..." Yi Hang's fish eyes were dead, and there was no fluctuation in his heart.

He glanced at the bride, walked over and lifted the hijab.

Then he was taken aback, but soon, he stabilized the expression on his face and said bluntly: "Sorry, I was drunk last night."

The bride's eyes are clear, and there is no trace of fatigue.

"You don't have to be so polite between husband and wife." The woman's voice was mellow and pleasant.

However, Yi Hang still had a dull face, and he said, "What's your wife's name?"

Ye Lin only knew that he was going to marry a wife, and he didn't pay attention to the rest. He didn't care at all whether the person he was going to marry was fat or thin, beautiful or ugly, just listen to what the matchmaker ordered from his parents.

After asking this question, Yi Hang obviously saw a flash of surprise in the other party's eyes, and he reckoned that Ye Lin's inattentiveness hurt the girl's heart.

After all, who doesn't want to marry a husband who suits them well.

The other party changed from sitting to standing, straightened up, Yi Hang choked his throat, and fell into silence.

Damn this bride is too tall! ?

No wonder why she looks so good-looking, so why not keep it and marry Ye Lin in the end!

The other party lowered their meek eyebrows and said softly, "Lan Zhi."

Yi Hang nodded lightly, "Lan Zhi, you and I will be husband and wife from now on, have you ever regretted it?"

Lanzhi said: "My wife is willing to stay with me for the rest of my life."

Yi Hang was stunned by his wife's thunder, and said in a hoarse voice: "Since they are husband and wife, they should be called by their first names. This general... Ye Lin is a rough person, so it doesn't matter what those polite titles are."

Lanzhi smiled and said, "Okay."

-

Although Yi Hang felt novel about having an extra daughter-in-law for no reason, he was an upright person and did nothing.

His old mother specially called him to go and asked, "Are you satisfied with your wife?"

Yi Hang said: "Very good."

Ye Lin's mother smiled: "That's good. Although I haven't seen half of this daughter-in-law, everyone said that she is a virtuous girl. She is a good girl. Bring her here to see my mother some other day?"

Yi Hang was stunned for a moment, thinking what is there to see, the two mansions are far apart, the journey back and forth takes a day and a half, don't you want to bother people?

But his mother's order cannot be violated, so he had no choice but to obey.

At night, Yi Hang wiped his sword. This was the original owner's habit. When he wiped his beloved sword before going to bed, he always felt better, as if he wiped off the blood on it.

After a pleasant call, Yi Hang came back to his senses. He looked at Lan Zhi beside the bed, his face a little stiff.

Damn it, right?Do you really want to sleep with the big girl?

Not prepared at all!

Looking at Lan Zhi's expression again, there is no embarrassment at all, but if you look closely, you will find that there is also a bit of nervousness hidden in it.

Yi Hang stopped, hung up his sword, and walked over.

Sure enough, he instantly saw that Lanzhi's body was stiffer than his.

... I don't understand, since I'm so afraid, why did I call him so enthusiastically just now?

Standing still in front of the bed, Yi Hang said: "Mother misses you, follow me to see her old man tomorrow morning."

Lanzhi nodded: "It's time to say hello to Mom and Dad."

Yi Hang listened to the tone without any excitement and ups and downs, and felt that there was nothing wrong.

He climbed onto Lanzhi's shoulders, thinking he was really tall, and then pushed him on the bed.

Of course he didn't want to do something beastly.

"Profile, you sleep inside."

With a calm voice upright and serious, Lanzhi looked up at Yi Hang, and the tension hidden in his eyes disappeared one by one.

The slightly stiff limbs were relaxed, and the two of them lay side by side on the bed in a regular posture.

Turning off the lights, the two thoughtful people breathed a sigh of relief.

Early the next morning, when he was about to arrive at his destination, Yi Hang's eyes could not help but be attracted by the excitement on the street.

When he saw an extra conspicuous person in the crowd, he was stunned.

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(:3_ヽ)_Thank you for mine, this world... I'm going to start burning my brain, of course it's burning my brain.