i just want to get a girlfriend

Yi Hang likes to play games, but only as an amateur.Generally speaking, there will be marriage settings in those games, and it is up to you to decide whether to marry or not.

Add friends and unify your opinions, then go to the NPC Yuelao to get married, and after that, your wife will abuse the dog to show her affection in front of people.Although false, it satisfies the fantasy of many people who are single in reality.

But Yihang may be playing against his luck. Others are playing games, and the other half of the ID is always online. Regardless of the monster account or other accounts, in short, when going to the game, you will often see other people in pairs, doing tasks together, fighting monsters and abusing dogs.

As for him, after playing several accounts, all the wives on each account abandoned the game without any reason after a few weeks of marriage, and the game setting cannot automatically divorce!In other words, if the other party does not log in, you are equivalent to marrying an account that will not live until someday.

One day, the big wife finally went online, and left a note for Yi Hang: My wife is going to have a baby. I have been busy at home recently and stayed with me. I forgot to play the game. Do not enter the game. I wish you a happy game. Goodbye! !

Yi Hang: ...

Wait, he stroked in confusion.

wife? ?going to give birth? ?Return buddy! ? ?Proper shemale!Can't run away this is! !

Unexpectedly, wow, the girl who showed affection and flirtatiously with him when they got married was actually a man pretending to be!And a married man!What the hell!Yi Hang was so shocked that he quickly raised his chin, he was so fucking dressed that even he, who has been dressed as a ladyboy several times, couldn't tell the truth from the fake!awesome!

but!

Yi Hang quickly typed a message: Don't go, buddy!Marriage and divorce first! !

As a result, the news disappeared without a trace, and the man who accompanied the delivery never came back online again.

And Yi Hang could only hold this tuba to practice aggrievedly, he had a fake name wife, and no other female number came to hook him up.

The empty and lonely Yi Hang couldn't help opening a trumpet again, but it turned out to be evil!The other party is still a personal monster!Fortunately, he was always on guard against others, and he didn't foolishly take advantage of him. The other party coquettishly yelled at her husband a few times, and the skin was crispy and the flesh was soft, and the account was filled with money to buy equipment.

It must be that a friend in the game reminded him of this.

At that time, he was practicing with another trumpet, and his friend sent him a message saying that he would read the record of World Channel news——

Vajra Gourd Baby: Hey, Laojiao, you have saved up new equipment again, where did you get the money?

Delicate oops: it was given by my husband!He has a lot of money!It's a pity that you don't charge me some money!

Vajra Gourd Baby: Don't be ridiculous!Are you still imitating girls to pick up guys?Aren't you afraid that your daughter-in-law will suspect that you are actually a gay if she finds out? ?Ha ha!

It can be seen that the owners of these two IDs know each other in real life, so they have no scruples about joking like this.

Delicate oops: Shut up!private chat!

……

There are only a few news records, and the fact that the other party is actually playing a shemale account is revealed between the lines. It can be guessed that the other party is actually a strict wife and has no money to recharge, so he plays the child account. After all, the female account is very popular. Well, there are always fools going forward.

And Yi Hang was just dumbfounded, when the other party said it was his birthday, Yi Hang just transferred the orange outfit that he had finally squatted for three hours to the small one, and then transferred it to the other party.

Maybe the other party said that because he saw that his account was not online, but he didn't know that he was using another trumpet to spy on the screen.

Well, it's a mermaid again.

Yi Hang's mood was very complicated, and he was also very annoyed. He thought to himself what kind of luck he was, and why the two encounters were all monsters! ?

In order to let others feel his mood playing that big account, Yi Hang resolutely abandoned this trumpet and let "Squeamish Ouch" be a widow. Although he couldn't cause any substantial revenge damage to the other party, he didn't go online , the other party cannot divorce, let alone remarry.It will always be more difficult to hook up with someone under the ID of a married woman.

With such a sad mood, Yi Hang created another alias, which is his third alias. I don't know what he thought when he created the character, but he resolutely chose a female character.

Keke, come on~ Hurt each other~ He can also pretend to be a transvestite, okay?

The character model in the image of Yujie is simply top-notch, but it's a pity that this TM is himself.

It took an hour to complete all the novice tasks, successfully upgraded to level [-], and started the task of getting married.Yi Hang glanced at the task bar, his eyebrows trembled, and he turned it off decisively. When he was making up his mind to be a loner, a friend applied for it.

He glanced at the ID, it looked familiar, and then clicked on the other party's character information, yo, full-level boss!The boss added him as a friend with a trumpet of more than ten levels, is he sick?

Tucao belongs to Tucao, but Yi Hang still agreed to the application, and as soon as he succeeded, the other party sent a private chat.

First flight?

Yi Hang: ...

Yihang is his large ID, which is already at full level, but it doesn't matter!The important thing is why did the other party say his large ID as soon as he came up?

Also OK: Who are you?

Yi Hang typed the past, no wonder he was named Fei, several IDs are homophonic and similar.

Jinyi Yexing: You always attack.

Jinyi Yexing: Gong.

Also OK:...

Yi Hang was speechless for a while, he really felt that the other party was out of his mind, who the hell would say that I belong to your husband?

His fingers were flying on the keyboard, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration. He thought of something, paused, and immediately switched accounts to check.

After reading it, Yi Hang broke out in a cold sweat, thinking that he might have met a pervert!

Because every friend on his account has the ID "Jin Yi Ye Xing"! ! !

terrible!

Does the other party have a special ability to see who is actually on the other end of the network cable? ? ! !That's why I found him so accurately and added him as a friend? ? ! !

Yi Hang took a deep breath, rubbed the goosebumps on his arms, and logged into the previous account "Yi Xing" again.

When I clicked on the message, there was a message, which was sent 2 minutes after he went offline.

Jinyi Night Walk: Are you married?

Look at the other party has shown offline.

It's also OK: ... You are paralyzed, crazy!

After typing this sentence, Yi Hang logged out, stretched his waist, and twisted his neck.He blinked his sore eyes, and inadvertently caught a glimpse of the screen that originally displayed the computer desktop was dyed dazzling aunt red!

Yi Hang was puzzled for a moment, thinking that he was infected with a virus?Logically speaking, it shouldn't be the curative effect, he clicked his tongue and moved closer.Just as he was about to take a closer look, a bloody female grimace popped out of the red eyes all of a sudden.

Yi Hang: ...

This strong visual impact made him roll his eyes successfully, saying hello.

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