ghost and donkey

I finally understand now.

The bald donkey fed me bite by bite, and I finally couldn't help crying after eating two bowls of porridge.

The bald donkey was terrified, dropped the bowl and chopsticks and hugged me in his arms.

"Don't cry, don't cry... Even though I forced you to come between us, I will definitely treat you well. As long as you don't leave me, I will be your cow and horse..."

You heard what Bald Donkey said, does this seem like an attitude of taking care of children?I have lived in vain for so many years, and I actually confuse my spoiled daughter-in-law with my spoiled child...

I sobbed and asked him, "What will happen to you if I leave?"

The bald donkey said without hesitation, "Catch it back."

I cried louder, wiping my snot and tears all over him.

This bald donkey is so powerful, how can I beat him?

The bald donkey wiped away the tears from my face, and said: "You... you said last time that I didn't know about love at first sight, but in fact I knew it. You asked me what kind of calamity I survived, and now I can tell you that it was a calamity of love. In the temple, the first time I saw you, I felt that the whole person was out of my control..."

"I also know that this kind of feeling is not good, and I try my best to restrain it, but I can't restrain it no matter what. I just want to hold you in my arms, no matter what, as long as you like me too..."

"Qing Ge, stop crying, I don't want you to leave, if you really hate me so much, I'll just watch you from afar..."

This bald donkey said that he could look at me from a distance, but he hugged me so tightly that he couldn't break free no matter what.

I sighed and buried my head in the donkey's neck.

After this incident, there seems to be no change between me and that bald donkey. He cooks when I eat, fetches water when I bathe, buys my clothes, combs my hair, he does everything, and he follows me when I go out. .

Nothing wrong with the bald donkey's growing hair.

It wasn't until I sneaked out one day to find Ye Ming to play and came back that all this changed.

It’s not that I smell vinegar again as soon as I get home, but it’s the old bald donkeys who are sitting in a row in my house and the little bald donkeys who are standing and the bald ones who are kneeling.

I:"……"

What's going on here?The atmosphere is so dignified...

I stepped into the door with one foot, and before I could say anything, the white-bearded donkey sitting in the middle of the old bald donkey suddenly shouted at me in shock: "Why are you again?!"

This sound scared me not to come in, nor to go out.

The bald donkey looked back at me with gentle eyes.

"Don't be afraid." He told me.

The bald donkey with white beard was so angry that his beard trembled, which frightened the little bald donkey beside him, and he kept shouting "Don't be angry, old man".

By the way, what does the "again" in "it's you again" mean, I've never seen this white-bearded donkey.

The white-bearded bald donkey pointed at me tremblingly: "You...you troublemaker!"

Not to be outdone, I pointed back: "You, you old bald donkey!"

The bald donkey with white beard rolled his eyes and almost fainted.

Me: "..." This white bearded donkey is really too weak.

It took a while for the white-bearded bald donkey to catch his breath. He looked at the kneeling bald donkey, then at me, and finally sighed.

He said to the bald donkey: "You have been in this disaster for life and life, and I dare not force you, Master. If you want to return to the vulgar, you can return to the vulgar, but you must not break away from the immovable heaven. From today on, you will be a nominal disciple."

The bald donkey kowtowed deeply to him: "Thank you, Master."

The white-bearded bald donkey looked at me: "What do you think this time? Mo Nian said you would like to be with him, but is it true?"

I just thought this white-bearded donkey was weird, but it was not good to disrespect the bald donkey in front of so many people, so I nodded.

The bald donkey turned around and smiled at me, looking so cute and silly.

The white-bearded bald donkey trembled his beard, and said to me: "Why can't I believe you so much?"

I replied, "Maybe it's your stupid brain, a common problem of bald donkeys."

Bald donkey with white beard: "..."

He suddenly said: "Mu Qingge, I have lived five thousand years."

I went to see him in surprise, wondering what the thousand-year-old white-bearded bald donkey was going to introduce himself at this time.

He went on to say: "When I was a thousand years old, I met you and Mo Nian in the first life. At that time, you were both in your teens and had no father or mother. The two were supporting and begging. Mo Nian is a rare encounter. You are a good buddhist buddhist, I intend to take him to practice, Mo Nian is willing to follow me in order to become stronger and protect you, but you don't want to be a monk, and you threaten Mo Nian, saying that if he dares to leave you two, he will break his friendship. In the end, Mo Nian Nian still chose to practice Buddhism, and you continued to stay in the world. Later, Mo Nian came back to find you when his cultivation base was enough to protect you. But you died long ago, and before you died, you were as heartless as you said at the beginning. A fire burned down the thatched hut you two lived in. I never read a letter that Mo Nian sent you. I was bullied to death and never mentioned that you have a powerful monk friend. Mo Nian found you The dead body cried for three days and then went with you."

"Wow..." Unexpectedly, a person as handsome as me has been a beggar.

The white-bearded donkey continued: "When I was two thousand years old, I met you and Mo Nian in the second life. Mo Nian is the eldest son of a country, and you are the lord of the country that Mo Nian is hostile to. At that time, Mo Nian was taken in by me. You are a registered disciple, but you are really cruel and ruthless. Not to mention massacring his relatives, countless innocent people also died in your hands. Mo Nian had to stop you. Monks are not allowed to kill, so the best way is to sneak into your palace and touch him. The situation forced you to give way. So Mo Nian pretended to be an eminent monk and used it for you. In the end, you even saved your life. So you trusted Mo Nian very much, and discussed with Mo Nian every strategy, and even had a crush on Mo Nian in the end. Mo Nian is willing to marry Mo Nian as the lord of a country. Mo Nian has also been interested in you for a long time, so Mo Nian discusses with you the strategy of governing the country in the morning, and sleeps in the dragon bed at night. Love and hatred of the country I hate that Mo Nian finally chose a compromise method. I still have to force the palace, but I don’t force you to give up my seat. I only want you to stop harming innocent people in the future. It’s a pity that Mo Nian’s organs failed to count your attitude. The day before being forced into the palace, you swore to Mo Nian in front of all the ministers who suspected that Mo Nian was a spy. When Mo Nian led the soldiers to force the palace, you wore the red wedding dress of a girl for revenge, and waited for Mo Nian to lead the army. After he appeared, he took off his wedding dress and jumped off the city wall, and Mo Nian vomited blood on the spot, and finally after he settled the people, he pricked himself covered in blood and jumped off the city wall."

"Wow……"

"Later, I finally understood that Mo Nian and you have a bad relationship. In order to prevent the two of you from entanglement endlessly, I took Mo Nian as a disciple and raised him as a disciple as soon as the third life was born, but I did everything I could to prevent you from being reincarnated as the fairy grass in Mo Nian's room. Mo Nian was in love with you when you were just spiritually intelligent, and then you were spoiled by Mo Nian, and you even beat yourself up in the end. Mo Nian's token was broken, that's how I was able to discover you. So I separated you from Mo Nian, you were reluctant to let Mo Nian come to him every day, and I told you that Mo Nian didn't want to see you, so After doing this a few times, you stopped looking for him and left Fudotian. I thought it was over like this, but I didn’t expect the tender and sweet lover of Tiger King I saw when I took Mo Nian to participate in the Immortal World Conference It was you. After that conference, Mo Nian went to you like crazy, but you almost forgot about Mo Nian, Mo Nian pestered you, and finally you designed Mo Nian to let Mo Nian watch you and the tiger king love each other Looks like you, and confessed to Tiger King coquettishly. Tiger King is so fascinated by you that he can’t find his way. He wants to marry you. On the day you married that Tiger King, you killed the Tiger King and snatched you away. But I didn’t expect that you and the Tiger King were true love. When you left the shelter of Mo Nian and Fudongtian and were bullied everywhere, it was the Tiger King who rescued you. In the midst of water and fire. The Tiger King died because of you, and if you can't think about it for a while, you will die in front of Mo Nian."

"Wow……"

"Mo Nian fell into madness again. He begged everywhere for a way to revive you, and he used all the available methods. Finally, he found your fourth life. He raised you as a child, but you don't love Mo Nian at all. , and I always felt that Mo Nian used you as a substitute, so he always treated him with sympathy, and finally couldn't help but kill Mo Nian, but after Mo Nian died, he recovered all the memories of his previous life, and he couldn't let him His soul has always been unwilling to reincarnate, only willing to follow you, hell can’t do anything, finally promised Mo Nian that as long as he is driven by hell for 500 years, he can follow you in soul form, Mo Nian agreed, but unfortunately he couldn’t find it after 500 years You, finally found out that you have already been reincarnated. He made a big fuss, and then reincarnated as Mo Nian in this world..."

"But what I don't understand is," muttered the bald donkey with the white beard. "When I told Mo Nian to go down to cross the catastrophe, I calculated it carefully. If you are not in this world, no matter how you come here, you should not meet you..."

I replied blankly: "Because after I died, the bull head and horse face said that I still owed debts and could not be reincarnated. I could only wander in the world, old bald donkey, you are really a gossip."

The white-bearded bald donkey was stunned, and finally stroked his beard and sighed: "God is destined." Then he stood up and saluted me, then turned and left.

All the big bald donkeys and the little bald donkeys stood up and saluted me with clasped hands, and then walked out slowly one by one.

Only the stupidest bald donkey was still kneeling on the spot. When I walked in to look, I found that the bald donkey's golden peas had wet the ground in front of him.

I was surprised and called him: "Vald donkey...?"

He covered his face and shook his head.

I said again: "Mo Nian?"

This time he moved his hand away, and I saw his handsome face that was in a mess from crying.

He held out his hand to me.

I put my hand up and he pulled me into his arms.

He cried: "It's good. It's good that you are here now."

Thinking that my life would really fall under the hands of this bald donkey, I couldn't help sighing, and after I sighed, I bit his face.

Actually, I think you're pretty good too, you idiot and bald donkey.

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