Interstellar Ultimate Guardian

On the other side of the lake is the camp where he was stationed. After cleaning the rabbit with a knife, Luo Danfang put it on a wooden branch and washed his hands. When he came back, he saw Ou Yaze sitting next to a pile of branches holding a square Flint and steel can't get a spark for a long time.

"Let me do it." Luo Danfang took two pieces of flint and skillfully rubbed them against each other, an open flame splashed out from the friction, and landed on a dead tree branch. Within a minute, the flame expanded rapidly, covering the whole fire They all ignited.

Ou Yaze was dumbfounded, and praised again and again: "You are so awesome, who did you learn this from?"

"Sooner or later, you have to know it. I guess the last day of the field training will be the field survivability assessment. The flint and steel must be one of them. You should practice more as soon as possible, otherwise Ling Sha will kill you."

While rolling the rabbit meat on the fire, Luodan took the berries picked in the woods, cut a small opening with a knife, and forcefully squeezed the berry juice to drip onto the meat.

"Oh, it's so damn good to go!" Ou Yaze took a deep breath and sighed enigmatically.

I haven't seen the smell of meat for three or four days. At this time, the gluttonous worms in his stomach have been hooked out, and his stomach is still crawling around. If it wasn't for the fear of embarrassing in front of the little beauty who once confessed, Ou Yaze wished he could lie down and lick it right now. A few mouthfuls.

The waiting process was long, and Ou Yaze stared at the roasted browned and oily rabbit meat while sucking his saliva, his eyes were full of rabbits.

"Although I just decided to keep the pure friendship between brothers today, I regret it now." Ou Yaze said sincerely: "Marry me, let Luo Dan go, although I am poor now, in the future I will definitely be a Quite a powerful big shot, I won’t let you suffer with me, my family is clean, just a father and a mother, they are very kind, I am willing to give you all my salary card.”

Luo Danfang was made to laugh so much, he gave Ou Yaze a sideways look, and said: "I like people who are virtuous at home and can warm the bed. Sorry, you are too tall and thick, and it doesn't meet my requirements for a spouse who is petite, exquisite, gentle and pleasant." .”

Petite, exquisite, gentle and pleasant?

Ou Yaze's mind was full of automatic brains, Ling Sa hugged Luo Dan's arm and acted coquettishly, shivering abruptly in the mid-June sky.

"Hey, it's not that I look down on you, I really have a hunch that you will never be able to overwhelm my male god in this life." Ou Yaze said in a twitch.

Luo Danfang almost choked on his saliva, and asked in confusion, "What's the matter with Guan Lingsa?"

"Didn't he like you?" Ou Yaze blurted out.

After he finished speaking, he regretted it-fuck, why did you talk so fast!

Luo Danfang almost fell into the fire, and looked at Ou Yaze with the eyes of an idiot: "I said, are you out of your mind or have bad eyesight? Which of your eyes can see what he is? You can't even think about it with your feet." You know it's impossible!"

It would be fine if Luo Danfang didn't say anything, but his attitude clearly showed his distrust of Ou Yaze.

Ou Yaze expressed his dissatisfaction, and his stubbornness also came up, saying: "Hey, don't believe me, let me tell you, I have been very accurate in judging people since I was a child, and my sixth sense is naturally stronger than others. If he is not interested in you, I write my name upside down!"

"Come on, do you understand Ling Sa's terrifying possessiveness?" Luo Danfang snorted and said coolly, "If he is interested in me, we won't be able to have dinner tonight."

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard an ear-scarring voice from not far behind - "It's quite leisurely and elegant."

Ling Sa stood five meters behind them, with one hand in his pocket and the other holding a communication device with the lighting function turned on, and shook Luo Dan's face.

Luo Danfang: "..."

Ou Yaze: "..."

If he's interested in me, we won't be able to have a meal tonight-hehe.

Luo Dan was stunned for two seconds, then jumped up from the ground: "Damn, why are you here?"

Ling Sa walked over leisurely as if he was taking a walk, looked at Ou Yaze who was standing beside him awkwardly, then turned his eyes to the shocked Luo Danfang, and said lightly: "Why, you are not welcome? "

"Welcome, of course you are welcome." Luo Danfang looked a little dazed, his mind full of crap and crap.

What's wrong with Madan?

Ling Sa took the lead and sat down between Luo Danfang and Ou Yaze. He also looked at Luo Danfang who was wandering in Taixu, and said, "Sit."

"Oh." Luo Dan sat down in a daze, his mind was muddled now.

Ling Sa turned to look at Ou Yaze, those dark blue eyes looked deeper in the dark night.

For the first time, Ou Yaze felt that the pair of beautiful eyes called "God's Eyes" did not look as intoxicating as in the legend, but rather had a creepy feeling.

"Ling, Captain Ling." Ou Yaze laughed dryly, and almost stood up to salute and sing the national anthem.

Ling Sa raised the corner of the lower lip slightly, and said quite meaningfully: "Didn't disturb your date?"

Ou Yaze wished he could shrink himself into a ball and roll away, God, Luo Dan was really right when he put this crow's mouth!

Can he not eat this meal?

No, did Ling Sa hear what he said just now? If he did, would he kill him to silence him?

Ou Yaze was struggling to death, swallowed, closed his eyes and said with difficulty: "No, I promise I don't have any messy thoughts about Luo Danfang, I just came here to get a rabbit to eat—no, no, I suddenly found that I'm not hungry I'm still very sleepy, why don't I leave first and you can chat slowly."

Luo Dan regained his composure, and gave a fuck in his heart to stop Ou Yaze who stood up and was about to run away in time, "You're going to be so sad, do you want to eat the rabbit when it's ready?"

What a fart!

Ou Yaze communicated with Luo Danfang with his eyes: Didn't you see Ling Sa's man-eating expression?

Luo Danfang: I didn't see it, he just likes to have a slumped face.

Ou Yaze: ...Whether you eat it or not, I won't eat it anyway.

Luo Danfang sighed helplessly.

Ou Yaze gave Luo Dan a self-seeking look, and was about to run away at the fastest speed, when he heard Ling Sa say "wait".

Ou Yaze looked like he was waiting for death.

Luo Dan was stunned for a moment, looked at Ling Sa vigilantly and said, "What do you want to do?"

"What do you think I can do?" Ling Sa glanced at him with great interest, pointed to the rabbit, and said to Ou Yaze: "Take the rabbit away, and share the rest with them tomorrow."

Ou Yaze was so moved that he was on the verge of crying, he ran away holding the tree branch and the rabbit, and couldn't stop saying to Ling Sa, "Thank you, Captain."

After Ou Yaze ran away, Luo Danfang looked at the fire of Beep Bobo, and sighed: "Yes, the rabbit I caught was skinned and roasted, but in the end, he thanked you, I What are you drawing?"

He tried his best to make the atmosphere more relaxed. After all, sitting side by side with Ling Sa in the middle of the night beside the fire was an embarrassing thing in itself.

Ling Sa turned her face away, her pitiful face was half-bright and half-dark under the beating light of the flame.

"If you are not interested in others, don't tease him."

Luo Danfang frowned, and said: "Whoever teased him, didn't he just catch a rabbit for supper? I asked specifically. There is no night ban during military training. Isn't this a violation of the regulations?"

Listening to Luo Dan's choked tone, Ling Sa said, "I didn't say you violated the regulations."

Luo Danfang couldn't help thinking about Ou Yaze's unreliable conclusion, and suddenly had a wonderful thought of "it might be true".

As he was thinking, a rabbit was thrown in front of him.

Luo Danfang was taken aback and said, "What are you doing?"

Ling Sa looked at him, as if saying "I'm hungry", and said: "What else can I do, just get up in the middle of the night and roast rabbits to eat."

Luo Danfang was speechless for a while, and looked at Ling Sa with distrust: "You came here in the middle of the night to scare people just to roast rabbits? Then why didn't you ask Ou Yaze to keep half of the rabbits, it would be so troublesome to roast another one."

"I don't like sweets." Ling Sa said, took out three small tin cans the size of fingers from his pocket, threw them to Luodan, and said, "Seasoning, salt, pepper and cumin are necessary for home travel .”

Luo Dan put on an expression of "you fucking teasing me", and was stunned for a while. After he opened the slender iron can and smelled it, he gave Ling Sa a thumbs up in admiration: " The highest level of foodie!"

"Hmm, if they hadn't announced that they would come here for military training, I could have prepared more seasonings." Ling Sa was obviously not very satisfied with the three most basic seasonings.

Luo Dan laughed for a while, put his elbows on his legs, his palms on his chin, and looked sideways at Ling Sa: "You suddenly become so down-to-earth, aren't you afraid that your followers will be disillusioned?"

"Disillusionment?" Ling Sa was suspicious.

"Yeah, everyone thinks that a cool male god like Ling Sa should be a handsome mecha, no matter how bad it is, it's a gun. Can you imagine that you have three spice jars?" Luo Dan Fang shook the small jar in his hand, and shook his head with two clicks: "Disillusionment, it's too disillusionment." Ling Sa took out his dagger from Luodan's waist, and said calmly: "They usually don't Disillusionment, just screaming so cute, so cute, so cute, so cute."

Luo Dan choked for a moment: Can you stop using that tone of voice to imitate fans?It's too scary!

Luo Danfang originally wanted to despise him and say that he was narcissistic, but after thinking about it, he couldn't help but sighed: "Oh, your group of brainless fans, the fighting power is the highest in the army of the upper half of the empire."

Verbal criticism and human flesh are like cults.

Ling Sa is the leader of the cult.

Luo Dan followed Ling Sa to the lake, and asked, "Does it feel great to be admired by so many people?"

Ling Sa squatted down, cleaned the rabbit with a knife, and said softly: "At first, I felt very annoying, and it would have a certain impact on my life, but then I didn't feel it."

"I'm going, why are you so self-conscious?" Luo Danfang looked at the dagger he had just washed and was used to dissect a rabbit again, and he was in a bad mood: "Ling Sa, do you want to show some face? Your own Where are the knives?" Ling Sa was doing bloody things with those artist-like hands, he stopped his hands when he heard this, and turned to look at Luo Danfang: "Why don't you do it yourself?"

Luo Dan let out a hey, and said, "You continue."

The rabbit was cleaned in less than a minute. Ling Sa carefully washed his hands by the lake, and took out a disposable solid disinfectant from another pocket.