Interstellar Ultimate Guardian
Chapter 349 Petri Dish
Luo Danfang didn't know what it was like for other people to be pregnant. Anyway, after he was pressed by a group of people and lay on the bed for three days, he felt so weak that his body was weak, his back hurt and his legs were cramping, and he wanted to jump Go out and run ten or twenty laps around the garden.
Yan Zimo's small clinic is very well concealed, but if there are several famous figures from the imperial capital coming in and out in a short period of time, it will easily attract the attention of others.
So after discussing, Ke Lan and Yan Yichen left first, leaving only Ling Sa and Lou Xiaofan here to take care of Luo Danfang.
Lou Xiaofan changed his carefree attitude before, guarding Luo Danfang as if he was treating a rare and protected animal, and even the slightest disturbance could make him chatter for a long time, which made Luo Danfang feel like he was terminally ill.
"Brother Yan, how many days will it take for me to be discharged from the hospital?" Luo Danfang took advantage of Yan Zimo's check-up and asked Yan Zimo with a bitter face.
Yan Zimo tapped him lightly on his belly, and said with a smile, "Observe for another two days, the little guy has quite strong vitality, and your recovery speed is very fast."
"Can I get up and walk around a few times?" Luo Danfang looked at Yan Zimo bitterly, pleading bitterly.
Ling Sa stood up from the chair next to her, bent down and kissed Luodan on the nose, and said, "Next week will be my award ceremony. Be good these few days, and my husband will take you to see it." lively."
"Get away, shut up for me!" Luo Danfang rolled his eyes angrily, raised his hand and covered Ling Sa's face, and said, "I'm warning you, Ling Sa, it's up to me Claiming to be your husband in front of you, we haven’t got the certificate yet, even if we get the certificate in the future, it’s not certain who is the husband, so be careful and I’ll kick you!"
He found that ever since this guy found out that he had a baby in his belly, he became more and more mean. Sometimes, Ling Sa would give a knowing smile, or wink affectionately, which scared Luo Danfang into thinking that he was possessed by some strange thing.
Ling Sa's face was blurred, and he straightened up, frowning with some displeasure, and said, "I found that your temper has become more and more weird since you were pregnant. You were not like this before."
"What happened to me before?" Luo Dan pushed back, stiffened his neck and said, "Don't mention those two words!"
"You used to be happy to be soft and soft with me, but now you have changed!" Ling Sa complained.
Luo Dan let out a snort, and said disdainfully: "Don't think that I don't know that you are boiling frogs in warm water. No matter how much you pretend to be a loyal dog, you can't cover up your bad ambition of trying to take advantage of me by title!"
Ling Sa said confidently: "It's not easy to be a husband if you don't want to be a husband!"
Luo Dan choked, and then grinned: "Sure, you said that. In the eyes of others, I'm the mastermind. How about I call you husband in private and you call me outside?"
"..." Ling Sa felt that his wife was too cruel.
Yan Zimo couldn't help laughing because of these two people, holding his electronic notebook and said enviously: "You two have such a good relationship."
"Who has a good relationship with him?"
"of course."
Two voices sounded at the same time.
Ling Sa's face darkened, and he looked expressionlessly at Luo Danfang, who didn't save him any face. The latter laughed "hahaha" gloatingly, and made a face at Ling Sa.
Ling Sa sighed in his heart, alas, forget it, who made him a good husband, he doesn't care about his wife, especially his pregnant wife who may turn into a Tyrannosaurus at any time.
If you don't call it, don't call it, it's just a title. Anyway, the facts speak louder than words. After the baby is born, if he asks the baby to call Luo Dan "mother", won't everything be settled?
The small calculation in Ling Sa's heart was beating loudly.
Originally, Ling Sa planned to follow Kelan's teachings and be a 24-hour filial husband to Luo Dan, but after a few days, the two of them couldn't bear it at all. The devastating weapon, but the untimely tenderness always made both of them feel uncomfortable.
So Ling Sa quickly revealed his original form, and took pleasure in bickering with Luo Dan. When it was time to quarrel, he was noisy, and when it was time to ridicule each other, he didn't show any kindness. After two days like this, Luo Dan's improvement was much better. .
After the last examination, Yan Zimo finally announced that Luo Danfang could be discharged from the hospital with honor.
During these five or six days, Luo Danfang asked for leave on the grounds of "cooperating with the government's investigation". With Ke Lan at the school, Luo Danfang was not worried about being suspected at all.
After he was discharged from the hospital, he did not go back to school directly, but lived in the Ling family mansion together with Ling Sa. Although he felt that there was nothing wrong with his body, Kelan did not dare to relax at all. Put in a pot of nourishing soup.
Ling Sa's workmanship is so good, even if Luo Danfang has no appetite recently, he can still drink one more bowl, and he doesn't continue to lose weight. Although the flesh on his body hasn't recovered, his complexion seems to be getting better day by day.
The news of Luo Dan's pregnancy was strictly concealed, even Ling Chu didn't tell, and in order to prevent the servants of the Ling family from seeing the clue, Ke Lan temporarily sent most of them to Mr. Ling to serve him.
On this day, Ling Sa closed his eyes to mend his brain nerves, and Luo Danfang was stared at by Ke Lan for eating.
After eating a spoonful of carefully made high-protein salty porridge, Luo Dan asked in a good voice, "Ke Lan, how did you and my father meet?"
Kelan sat opposite him, propping his chin with his left hand, and knocking on the table with his right hand in boredom. Hearing this, he said: "When I was in school, I was often bullied by that bastard Ling Beihan. Once when I was called a sissy, Your father—oh, Luo Hengzhi saw it, and beat up Ling Beihan when he came up, and that's how I got to know them."
Luo Dan Fang almost choked on his trachea, looked up and down at Kelan's body, which was stronger than him, and couldn't help complaining: "Are you always joking?"
"Why are you kidding me? I think back then I was also a delicate and weak little shou, but after I developed, I ran towards the direction of the strong attack, alas." Kelan touched her face with self-pity, and said: "Back then I don’t know how many people have been confused by that appearance, and your father even confessed to me, if I had agreed to it at the beginning, there probably wouldn’t be so many troubles now.”
"..." Luodan put goosebumps all over Lei's skin from Kelan's convulsion, and was scared to death by the gate of the new world at the same time——
"My dad actually confessed to you!?"
I'm a sucker!
Kelan raised her eyes and said, "Of course, otherwise, why do you think Luo Hengzhi jumped out to help me beat someone up? It can't be that his sense of justice is overwhelming."
Innocent devotion to courteousness is either adultery or robbery. Luo Danfang recalled his father's unrighteous virtues, and really felt that Luo Hengzhi was not the kind of hero who would draw his sword to help when he saw injustice.
"What happened later?" Luo Danfang asked about the past of the family relationship between his parents with great interest.
Kelan didn't know what to think, so she sneered and said, "The two bastards Qiao Mu and Ling Beihan got mixed up later, otherwise you should be my son!"
Luo Danfang slowly wiped off his sweat, feeling that his three views seemed to be continuing to crack.
Just when Luo Dan was immersed in the huge shock of his father actually thinking about Kelan, he only heard Kelan laugh twice, slapped the table and said, "Silly boy, don't you really believe it?" Right? Oh, you're kidding me, how could Luo Hengzhi and Qiao Mu, two reincarnated foxes, give birth to such an innocent child like you."
"Damn!" Luo Dan put down the spoon, his little heart was hurt, okay!
Kelan smiled for a while and stopped teasing him, sat up straight and asked seriously: "How many times have you read the pregnancy strategy I gave you earlier?"
Luo Danfang stretched out a finger silently, then thought for a while, and then bent the finger down again.
Where did Kelan get that kind of thing?There is no precedent for men and women in the empire so far!
He is a big man, although he really has a small baby in his belly, but why hasn't he accepted this reality in his heart?
Watching "Guidelines for Pregnant Women", "Six Months of Prenatal Education", "My Baby and I Have to Talk About Two or Three Things", Luo Danfang said that he was so stressed and embarrassed!
Before Kelan was about to lose his temper, Luo Danfang hurriedly rescued himself, and quickly asked, "Then what, what did he do when I was in my father's womb?"
Kelan held back her criticism of education, breathed out, and said, "Your father, oh no, it should be your mother, otherwise I wouldn't be able to tell whether you were talking about Qiao Mu or Luo Hengzhi."
Luo Dan put three black lines hanging down from his forehead, secretly thinking that luckily Luo Hengzhi wasn't there, otherwise he would definitely be able to overturn the table.
In fact, he has always called Qiao Mu little daddy.
Kelan recalled: "Your mother was very scared when she was pregnant with you, because he had a dangerous mission before and suffered a lot of radiation, worrying all day long whether you would be deformed after birth, and the empire There has never been a precedent for having children of the same sex, even the artificial womb has not progressed, and Luo Hengzhi dare not go to the hospital for examination."
"However, Luo Hengzhi didn't intend to kill you, he seemed to be possessed by a big eater all day long, and ate all kinds of medicinal food desperately. Fortunately, he gave birth to a normal child six months later. "
Ke Lan was very relieved. Although Luo Hengzhi was three months pregnant, he went back to the Federation alone to avoid trouble, but after six months of taking out the little one, he and Ling Beihan both went to the Federation to visit. This little baby in a petri dish at the time.
Ke Lan still remembers very clearly that in the transparent petri dish, the little Luo Danfang with closed eyes would occasionally stretch out his fists and yawn. The little one looked extremely cute—of course, the face could not be seen , At that time, the facial features were tangled together, like a little monkey.
Lordan let go of a bunch of silver hairs that fell in front of his eyes—he was deformed!Oh no, he should have mutated.
"I was born in six months?" Even if Luo Danfang had no common sense, he knew that human beings conceive in September.
Ke Lan said: "Who knows what is the tradition on your mother's side? You cut a hole in his stomach and took it out when he was six months old, and then soaked it in a petri dish for three months before he was born— —Ah, I actually forgot such an important thing!"
Kelan jumped up with her head in her arms, and turned around in a horrified manner: "My God, your mother said that you must take it out and throw it into a petri dish for six months, otherwise you will be aborted or something. Where will I get it for you?" Find a petri dish and wipe it!"
Luo Danfang was also horrified-shouldn't things like this be mentioned in advance?
He widened his eyes and said helplessly, "My mother, what about the petri dish my father used at that time?"
"He made it himself!" Kelan was about to explode, scratching at the long red hair, it was a glass instrument connected with various strange circuits, but I don't know how it works!And how can I tell what the liquid inside is! "Glass instruments with all kinds of wiring?
Luo Danfang felt that this thing sounded familiar. After thinking about it for a while, he had a flash of inspiration, and immediately patted the table and said, "I know what that thing is. He always said that he should keep it well, maybe I can use it in the future!"
Should he say his mother, no, did his father have the foresight?
Yan Zimo's small clinic is very well concealed, but if there are several famous figures from the imperial capital coming in and out in a short period of time, it will easily attract the attention of others.
So after discussing, Ke Lan and Yan Yichen left first, leaving only Ling Sa and Lou Xiaofan here to take care of Luo Danfang.
Lou Xiaofan changed his carefree attitude before, guarding Luo Danfang as if he was treating a rare and protected animal, and even the slightest disturbance could make him chatter for a long time, which made Luo Danfang feel like he was terminally ill.
"Brother Yan, how many days will it take for me to be discharged from the hospital?" Luo Danfang took advantage of Yan Zimo's check-up and asked Yan Zimo with a bitter face.
Yan Zimo tapped him lightly on his belly, and said with a smile, "Observe for another two days, the little guy has quite strong vitality, and your recovery speed is very fast."
"Can I get up and walk around a few times?" Luo Danfang looked at Yan Zimo bitterly, pleading bitterly.
Ling Sa stood up from the chair next to her, bent down and kissed Luodan on the nose, and said, "Next week will be my award ceremony. Be good these few days, and my husband will take you to see it." lively."
"Get away, shut up for me!" Luo Danfang rolled his eyes angrily, raised his hand and covered Ling Sa's face, and said, "I'm warning you, Ling Sa, it's up to me Claiming to be your husband in front of you, we haven’t got the certificate yet, even if we get the certificate in the future, it’s not certain who is the husband, so be careful and I’ll kick you!"
He found that ever since this guy found out that he had a baby in his belly, he became more and more mean. Sometimes, Ling Sa would give a knowing smile, or wink affectionately, which scared Luo Danfang into thinking that he was possessed by some strange thing.
Ling Sa's face was blurred, and he straightened up, frowning with some displeasure, and said, "I found that your temper has become more and more weird since you were pregnant. You were not like this before."
"What happened to me before?" Luo Dan pushed back, stiffened his neck and said, "Don't mention those two words!"
"You used to be happy to be soft and soft with me, but now you have changed!" Ling Sa complained.
Luo Dan let out a snort, and said disdainfully: "Don't think that I don't know that you are boiling frogs in warm water. No matter how much you pretend to be a loyal dog, you can't cover up your bad ambition of trying to take advantage of me by title!"
Ling Sa said confidently: "It's not easy to be a husband if you don't want to be a husband!"
Luo Dan choked, and then grinned: "Sure, you said that. In the eyes of others, I'm the mastermind. How about I call you husband in private and you call me outside?"
"..." Ling Sa felt that his wife was too cruel.
Yan Zimo couldn't help laughing because of these two people, holding his electronic notebook and said enviously: "You two have such a good relationship."
"Who has a good relationship with him?"
"of course."
Two voices sounded at the same time.
Ling Sa's face darkened, and he looked expressionlessly at Luo Danfang, who didn't save him any face. The latter laughed "hahaha" gloatingly, and made a face at Ling Sa.
Ling Sa sighed in his heart, alas, forget it, who made him a good husband, he doesn't care about his wife, especially his pregnant wife who may turn into a Tyrannosaurus at any time.
If you don't call it, don't call it, it's just a title. Anyway, the facts speak louder than words. After the baby is born, if he asks the baby to call Luo Dan "mother", won't everything be settled?
The small calculation in Ling Sa's heart was beating loudly.
Originally, Ling Sa planned to follow Kelan's teachings and be a 24-hour filial husband to Luo Dan, but after a few days, the two of them couldn't bear it at all. The devastating weapon, but the untimely tenderness always made both of them feel uncomfortable.
So Ling Sa quickly revealed his original form, and took pleasure in bickering with Luo Dan. When it was time to quarrel, he was noisy, and when it was time to ridicule each other, he didn't show any kindness. After two days like this, Luo Dan's improvement was much better. .
After the last examination, Yan Zimo finally announced that Luo Danfang could be discharged from the hospital with honor.
During these five or six days, Luo Danfang asked for leave on the grounds of "cooperating with the government's investigation". With Ke Lan at the school, Luo Danfang was not worried about being suspected at all.
After he was discharged from the hospital, he did not go back to school directly, but lived in the Ling family mansion together with Ling Sa. Although he felt that there was nothing wrong with his body, Kelan did not dare to relax at all. Put in a pot of nourishing soup.
Ling Sa's workmanship is so good, even if Luo Danfang has no appetite recently, he can still drink one more bowl, and he doesn't continue to lose weight. Although the flesh on his body hasn't recovered, his complexion seems to be getting better day by day.
The news of Luo Dan's pregnancy was strictly concealed, even Ling Chu didn't tell, and in order to prevent the servants of the Ling family from seeing the clue, Ke Lan temporarily sent most of them to Mr. Ling to serve him.
On this day, Ling Sa closed his eyes to mend his brain nerves, and Luo Danfang was stared at by Ke Lan for eating.
After eating a spoonful of carefully made high-protein salty porridge, Luo Dan asked in a good voice, "Ke Lan, how did you and my father meet?"
Kelan sat opposite him, propping his chin with his left hand, and knocking on the table with his right hand in boredom. Hearing this, he said: "When I was in school, I was often bullied by that bastard Ling Beihan. Once when I was called a sissy, Your father—oh, Luo Hengzhi saw it, and beat up Ling Beihan when he came up, and that's how I got to know them."
Luo Dan Fang almost choked on his trachea, looked up and down at Kelan's body, which was stronger than him, and couldn't help complaining: "Are you always joking?"
"Why are you kidding me? I think back then I was also a delicate and weak little shou, but after I developed, I ran towards the direction of the strong attack, alas." Kelan touched her face with self-pity, and said: "Back then I don’t know how many people have been confused by that appearance, and your father even confessed to me, if I had agreed to it at the beginning, there probably wouldn’t be so many troubles now.”
"..." Luodan put goosebumps all over Lei's skin from Kelan's convulsion, and was scared to death by the gate of the new world at the same time——
"My dad actually confessed to you!?"
I'm a sucker!
Kelan raised her eyes and said, "Of course, otherwise, why do you think Luo Hengzhi jumped out to help me beat someone up? It can't be that his sense of justice is overwhelming."
Innocent devotion to courteousness is either adultery or robbery. Luo Danfang recalled his father's unrighteous virtues, and really felt that Luo Hengzhi was not the kind of hero who would draw his sword to help when he saw injustice.
"What happened later?" Luo Danfang asked about the past of the family relationship between his parents with great interest.
Kelan didn't know what to think, so she sneered and said, "The two bastards Qiao Mu and Ling Beihan got mixed up later, otherwise you should be my son!"
Luo Danfang slowly wiped off his sweat, feeling that his three views seemed to be continuing to crack.
Just when Luo Dan was immersed in the huge shock of his father actually thinking about Kelan, he only heard Kelan laugh twice, slapped the table and said, "Silly boy, don't you really believe it?" Right? Oh, you're kidding me, how could Luo Hengzhi and Qiao Mu, two reincarnated foxes, give birth to such an innocent child like you."
"Damn!" Luo Dan put down the spoon, his little heart was hurt, okay!
Kelan smiled for a while and stopped teasing him, sat up straight and asked seriously: "How many times have you read the pregnancy strategy I gave you earlier?"
Luo Danfang stretched out a finger silently, then thought for a while, and then bent the finger down again.
Where did Kelan get that kind of thing?There is no precedent for men and women in the empire so far!
He is a big man, although he really has a small baby in his belly, but why hasn't he accepted this reality in his heart?
Watching "Guidelines for Pregnant Women", "Six Months of Prenatal Education", "My Baby and I Have to Talk About Two or Three Things", Luo Danfang said that he was so stressed and embarrassed!
Before Kelan was about to lose his temper, Luo Danfang hurriedly rescued himself, and quickly asked, "Then what, what did he do when I was in my father's womb?"
Kelan held back her criticism of education, breathed out, and said, "Your father, oh no, it should be your mother, otherwise I wouldn't be able to tell whether you were talking about Qiao Mu or Luo Hengzhi."
Luo Dan put three black lines hanging down from his forehead, secretly thinking that luckily Luo Hengzhi wasn't there, otherwise he would definitely be able to overturn the table.
In fact, he has always called Qiao Mu little daddy.
Kelan recalled: "Your mother was very scared when she was pregnant with you, because he had a dangerous mission before and suffered a lot of radiation, worrying all day long whether you would be deformed after birth, and the empire There has never been a precedent for having children of the same sex, even the artificial womb has not progressed, and Luo Hengzhi dare not go to the hospital for examination."
"However, Luo Hengzhi didn't intend to kill you, he seemed to be possessed by a big eater all day long, and ate all kinds of medicinal food desperately. Fortunately, he gave birth to a normal child six months later. "
Ke Lan was very relieved. Although Luo Hengzhi was three months pregnant, he went back to the Federation alone to avoid trouble, but after six months of taking out the little one, he and Ling Beihan both went to the Federation to visit. This little baby in a petri dish at the time.
Ke Lan still remembers very clearly that in the transparent petri dish, the little Luo Danfang with closed eyes would occasionally stretch out his fists and yawn. The little one looked extremely cute—of course, the face could not be seen , At that time, the facial features were tangled together, like a little monkey.
Lordan let go of a bunch of silver hairs that fell in front of his eyes—he was deformed!Oh no, he should have mutated.
"I was born in six months?" Even if Luo Danfang had no common sense, he knew that human beings conceive in September.
Ke Lan said: "Who knows what is the tradition on your mother's side? You cut a hole in his stomach and took it out when he was six months old, and then soaked it in a petri dish for three months before he was born— —Ah, I actually forgot such an important thing!"
Kelan jumped up with her head in her arms, and turned around in a horrified manner: "My God, your mother said that you must take it out and throw it into a petri dish for six months, otherwise you will be aborted or something. Where will I get it for you?" Find a petri dish and wipe it!"
Luo Danfang was also horrified-shouldn't things like this be mentioned in advance?
He widened his eyes and said helplessly, "My mother, what about the petri dish my father used at that time?"
"He made it himself!" Kelan was about to explode, scratching at the long red hair, it was a glass instrument connected with various strange circuits, but I don't know how it works!And how can I tell what the liquid inside is! "Glass instruments with all kinds of wiring?
Luo Danfang felt that this thing sounded familiar. After thinking about it for a while, he had a flash of inspiration, and immediately patted the table and said, "I know what that thing is. He always said that he should keep it well, maybe I can use it in the future!"
Should he say his mother, no, did his father have the foresight?
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