Interstellar Ultimate Guardian

Luo Dan's mind was confused by all kinds of words such as "who is oppressing whom", "uncomfortable M", "gongshou", "position", and finally heard a more harmonious one that is related to Ling Sa's current situation. Question, Luo Danfang seized the opportunity and said into the microphone: "Ha, this...you all know

By the way, although Ling Sa looks perfect, she is actually perfect, but in front of me, she occasionally makes a little awkward... We do have a little problem with some private issues, of course, it is me who is too strong That's not right, Ling Sa should have kicked me out, it will be fine in two days. "

Luo Danfang still did not forget to greet people with a smile, and gave Ling Sa some face: "Thank you for your concern, we have always been very good."

As soon as this remark came out, the reporters looked at each other in blank dismay, but almost immediately they automatically produced a [-]-word essay—fuck you, get out, this can't be something that a peerless mastermind would do to his little shou Son, so the posture is up and down!

For example, Luo Dan needed too much energy to put up his energy and had to ask Ling Sa to make various poses. Ling Sa got up arrogantly with a sore back and back, kicked him out of the house or made him kneel on the keyboard or something!

For example, Luo Dan Fang dragged Ling Sa to play various shame games, Ling Sa is so dignified, he must be ashamed to death, and drove Luo Dan Fang out of shame and anger, and so on.

Wait, why do we have to think about male gods?He's clearly a ten-thousand-year general attack, okay? ?

Look at Luo Danfang's cold face, perfect inverted triangle figure, coveted long legs, and a height that is definitely not low among men, and then think about Luo Dan Fang beating up a group of people by himself He picked out more than a dozen rumors on the fighting list alone, and suddenly felt that Luo Danfang was also full of aggressiveness!

Amongst a group of strange, excited, or bursting eyes that were difficult to understand, Luo Dan let his hair go, and strode like a meteor, leaving everyone with a back like a mountain looking up.

Luo Danfang was late for class today without any suspense.

However, he didn't lose too much, because not long after the reporter's siege, an interview post quietly appeared on the Internet, and it exceeded tens of thousands of reposts in a short period of time. , no matter it is the south of the quadrant or the north of the quadrant, as long as there is a star area network connection, as long as there are Ling Sa fans, everyone knows one thing - Ling Sa was attacked by his boyfriend!

What does Ling Sa have a boyfriend?What does it matter if a boyfriend is a child who killed his father and enemy?Everything is floating clouds!

The eternal general attack in everyone's heart was actually captured by another man. This fucking is simply entertaining the masses of the people!

Under such a bombshell, the rumors about Ling Sa's bad head and crippled legs were self-defeating. No one believed it to be true. Luo Danfang even told their positions, but he said it himself Yes, with this gossip, who cares about those gossips that are obviously intentional?

Although some CP fans sigh against CP, but looking at the photo of Luo Dan scratching his head shyly, it's cute. At first glance, he is a cold and loyal dog, and his personality must be very good. Are you happy to be ruthlessly driven out of the house?

We don't want you to be Xiaoshou, as long as he treats the male god well is enough!And compared to the male god doting on someone, it is better to have someone doting on the male god to make the fans feel more psychologically balanced!

This time, Luo Dan sat firmly in the position of the main palace.

After all, it is one thing for Ling Sa to oppress others, but quite another to be willing to be oppressed.

Ling Sa's relentless love for Luo Dan was true love, and no one doubted it this time.

After class in the afternoon, Luo Danfang turned on the terminal, and countless messages popped out with "beep beep beep", which almost scared him to pee.

Take a closer look, almost all of them are asking him to treat the male god well and continue to run towards the road of loyalty. Some people threatened that if they dare to make Ling Sa unhappy, they will send him a blade and chop him into pieces The bloody manifesto of class.

Luo Dan's eyelids jumped fiercely, and without knowing it, he unimaginably cleared all the news with one click. He always felt that Ling Sa's fans had become more crazy recently, and he seemed to have a tendency to run wild.

Thinking of this, Luo Danfang walked on the road with a particularly peace of mind and called Ling Sa.

There it was connected almost immediately.

Before he could speak, Ling Sa's voice that seemed to be gnashing his teeth came over.

"Luo, Dan, Fang! You are really talented!"

Luo Danfang: "..."

What's wrong with him?

"Uh-huh?" Lordan expressed his doubts in two simple syllables.

Hearing that the other party was still pretending to be stupid with him, Ling Sa sneered slightly sinisterly, and said: "You can be arrogant for a few more days, after I can stand up, I won't fuck you up and cry Crying so loudly and fainting in the toilet, I will take your surname!"

Luo Danfang almost dropped the communicator by mistake. He quickly looked around. Ling Sa’s voice was definitely not suppressed just now. The quality of his communicator was not very good and it was a bit out of tune. In case someone accidentally heard it Not good.

Even the vulgar self-proclaiming of Lao Tzu came out, and Luo Danfang felt a chill down his spine inexplicably. He was confused and aggrieved and asked, "What's wrong with me? Why are you so fierce?"

"Do you still dare to be wronged?" Ling Sa had already turned Luodan's Jiangjiang Niangniang over and over ten thousand times in his mind, and at this moment he gritted his teeth without sympathy: "Wait, I will do what I say."

"...Wait!" Luo Danfang yelled, and then he was answered with a lonely busy tone.

Suddenly it felt like the whole world was dark!

What did he do to make Ling Sa so angry?It must be menopause!

Luo Dan was puzzled, put away the communicator and walked to the dormitory, but he soon discovered that the world seemed to be different, because along the way, he received countless people who were full of admiration, yearning, and risking the stars. Attention ceremony.

Abnormal, this is absolutely abnormal!

Although as Ling Sa's publicly known boyfriend, Luo Danfang has long been used to the feeling of being watched everywhere he goes, but the meaning in that look is absolutely different from today's!

Under all kinds of pretending to be calm and complaining about the emperor in his heart, Luo Danfang finally returned to the dormitory without any attack.

As soon as he opened the door, a figure rushed towards him. Luo Danfang embraced the visitor, and was almost crushed to the ground. He quickly stabilized his body, and said with a fuck, "Erfan, don't you dare?" Dare to be gentle!"

Lou Xiaofan excitedly stared at his eyes, and slapped Luo Danfang hard on the back, saying: "You can do it, buddy, I knew I saw you right, although my male god has always been very aggressive, but in You can only become a weakling in front of you! Fuck you can counterattack one day, it's too dreamy!"

"Damn it, wait!" Luo Dan's expression cracked, he closed the door with one hand, and said, "What's going on, tell me about it?"

Lou Xiaofan said cheerfully, "Don't tell me you're joking, now the whole world knows that you suppressed Ling Sa, and Ling Sa kicked him mercilessly out of the house because of the wolf seven times a night."

Luo Dan nearly spat out a mouthful of old blood, grabbed Lou Xiaofan's neck, and said with a terrified expression: "Who the hell is spreading rumors?"

And the whole world knows?Is he that horny!Seven times a night?Isn't Ling Sa hanging like this!

Lou Xiaofan's smile froze on his face, he quickly put it away, rubbed his forehead and said, "Didn't you say it, the school newspaper reporter meeting in the morning or something, and there are pictures, and the voice and emotion are full of emotion."

Luo Dan was stunned for a while, and immediately ran to the bedroom to turn on the optical brain and open the top post on the Xiaonei website that was frantically replied.

Looking at the contents inside, he suddenly felt that the sky was thundering, and the whole world was turned upside down.

It is true that he said every word, and he knew every word, but he can swear by his own integrity, his hints are only "Ling Sa is actually prone to quarrel and lose his temper", there is absolutely no "Lao Tzu" Overwhelmed Ling Sa and was so fierce that Ling Sa couldn't bear to kick Lao Tzu out of the house" This level!

Ma Dan, do you want to make up your mind to be so powerful!

Luo Danfang tremblingly turned off his light brain, he didn't dare to watch it anymore, it was a hundred times scarier than when he was exposed as Ling Sa's boyfriend, Ling Sa's kind of person, he wished to be in front of him a hundred times every day He declared that he was her husband in front of him, and he was very concerned about his own face (you can see that he has been pretending to be a perfect score in front of people for so many years), and he is a very narrow-minded guy——

"Fuck, fuck, fuck!" Luo Danfang swears in grief and anger, looks at Lou Xiaofan as if he is about to go to the guillotine, pulls his arm and buries his face in his chest, wanting to cry without tears: "The group of brain supplements The bastard really killed me, Ling Sa will play me to death, believe it or not! He called just now and said that if he doesn’t make me cry, he will take my surname!”

Lou Xiaofan was a little impatient, sympathetically stroking Luo Danfang's limp and drooping hair, and said: "Well, I knew that you were unlikely to succeed in counterattacking, my male god shouldn't play you to death, right? I think he is the most Play you half to death."

Luo Dan gave Lou Xiaofan a hammer: "Get out, get out, don't pretend to comfort me anymore, I know you really want to laugh right now."

Lou Xiaofan rubbed his nose, and said very honestly: "How can I read your jokes, I don't think it's funny at all."

"Put a fart!" Luo Danfang poked the corner of Lou Xiaofan's mouth and said, "It's all up here, okay? Do you want me to get you a mirror?"

Lou Xiaofan said: "Since you have discovered all this, then I have no choice but to - ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Luo Danfang: "...friends are over, see you again!"

To be honest, Lou Xiaofan still felt sympathetic to Luo Danfang when he encountered such a strange thing. Anyone who is misunderstood by people all over the world as a shou, or the kind of queen tsundere shou, will have a kind of desire The urge to retaliate against society.

It has to be said that Luo Danfang made a big death this time.

However, Lou Xiaofan couldn't help being a little excited when he thought about Ling Sa's "family education" such as the [-] banned SMs that would be released to Luodan!

Of course, as a young boy and a good brother, Lou Xiaofan must stand on the same front as Luo Danfang, at least give him advice.

"Actually, I think you're posting a clarification news on the Internet, indicating that you are suffering and you have always been suffering, so that the misunderstanding can be clarified in a simple way." Lou Xiaofan's handling methods can never be separated from simplicity and rudeness.

Luo Dan was a little furious, and threw the table: "You are the one who suffers, Erfan, let me tell you, you will be crushed by Yan Yichen for the rest of your life!"

Lou Xiaofan was not happy anymore, and with a face of "I am proud, I am proud", he said: "So what if I am oppressed by my ministers? You have to make yourself look like a gong after doing it a hundred times."

Luo Dan laughed angrily, pointed at the hickey mark on Lou Xiaofan's collarbone, and said, "Just let it degenerate like this, don't tell me I know you when you leave the house! Stay away from me and don't let me know you!" Pass on your second-rate temperament to me."

"No." Lou Xiaofan twitched his lips, then leaned over to stare at Luo Dan's brow-browed face, and said, "Fang Fang, do you think you have a bad temper recently?"

Luo Danfang touched his face, feeling that it was indeed the case.

He sighed and collapsed into the chair, looked up at the ceiling and said: "The messy things during this period have made me dizzy, and my temper seems to be really out of control, and I'm a little worried about gains and losses."