Interstellar Ultimate Guardian

Almost half an hour later, Luo Danfang lifted up his pants while wiping off his hands with a tissue that Ling Sa took out.

"Damn it, I can't imagine that I'm actually having sex with you here." Luo Danfang felt that his face was burning now, and what he did with Ling Sa completely refreshed his lower limit , there are still a few corpses around, and there will be cold arrows shot out from the wall at some point, this feeling of having a good time while worrying about your life is simply too painful.

But fortunately, although Ling Sa almost misfired, he still took him in. He and Luo Danfang solved it with each other's hands. Luo Danfang really didn't know whether he should complain about Ling Sa's lack of integrity or sigh Ya'er is quite self-control.

Ling Sa also wiped off the liquid on his hands, and the old god said: "If there is no body, I will definitely want you."

Luodan paused for a moment and immediately became happy, and said, "Hey, do you still know that the atmosphere here is not suitable for this kind of thing?"

Ling Sa glanced at the pair of eyes that stared blankly at him without blinking, and said calmly, "I'm afraid of being watched live."

Luo Danfang: "..."

He is drunk!

Ling Sa patted him on the head and said, "Hurry up and find the mechanism, the oxygen here is getting less and less."

"Fuck you, you have to do strenuous exercise even though you know you don't have enough oxygen!" Luodan complained.

"I'm not happy, I'm not happy, who knows if we will die here today." Ling Sa has a reason.

Luo Danfang stuffed the used tissues into his backpack and said, "Hey, if we were accidentally killed by a mechanism or something when we were doing this, and we were dug out by someone, that scene would probably piss me off." survived."

Ling Sa groped around on the wall near the stone gate at the end, and said casually: "That's fine, I can live forever with you."

"Are you sure you're not notorious?" Luo Dan asked.

"Have a little confidence in me." Ling Sa said.

In fact, it is not difficult for Ling Sa to find a mechanism. The weapon planning training he received covers all aspects of abilities that spies need to master. The organs that need to be controlled by the optical brain program for learning are far from each other.

However, as the lucky one who has never lost in luck, after exploring for a while, Ling Sa quickly discovered that a stone was hollow. At this time, Josh forced him into the classical mechanism The technique came in handy. He remembered that in a certain chapter it was specifically mentioned that the valves were most likely to be found in hollow walls.

Ling Sa knocked for a while, and after listening to the sound to tell that there was no danger inside, he looked at Luo Danfang next to him, and said, "Stand back a bit."

Luo Danfang followed kindness like a stream, took two steps back, and was separated from Ling Sa by a distance of one meter. He involuntarily slowed down his breathing, and his heart beat faster, for fear that Ling Sa might accidentally make some big noise, and he was always ready to take care of Ling Sa. Prepare to be rescued by Sa.

Ling Sa stretched out two fingers, put them together, and suddenly poked towards the stone with all his might, only to hear a sound of "Poof -", his two fingers actually poked in!

"Fuck, Ling Sa, your fingers are made of steel bars, so awesome!" Luo Dan stared blankly, he felt his hand hurt, and asked a little worried: "Is your hand not broken?"

"Okay." Ling Sa hooked the inside with both hands, and quickly pulled down the stone slab.

The whole view behind the stone slab was revealed, inside was a small square hole, and at the end of the small hole was a circular valve that could be rotated. It looked very new. Ling Sa thought for a moment, took a deep breath and said, "Baby, come and kiss me."

Luo Dan was stunned for a moment, hugged Ling Sa from behind, and touched his lips lightly. After a few seconds, Ling Sa gently pushed Luo Dan away.

"Okay, step back." Ling Sa smiled at him, his eyes that looked extremely deep in the darkness were gentle.

Luo Danfang felt his heart beating unnaturally. He felt that Ling Sa was so handsome at the moment, handsome and suave, especially a man—what if he accidentally felt that he loved this girl more?

"If you die, I will definitely take your body back and bury it properly. Maybe I can get you a grave like this, and I can get you some good things to bury you with." Luo Danfang took two steps back nervously. , did not dare to take his eyes off Ling Sa.

Ling Sa really wanted to complain about this guy who would ruin the atmosphere, but after thinking about it, he still smiled and said: "Remember to write on the tombstone, the widow Luodan releases" and that's it, otherwise I will jump out to scare you with a fake corpse. "

"Good idea, if you die, I'll go find someone else." Luo Danfang said.

Ling Sa's eyes twitched, and he thought to himself that he will settle accounts with you later.

He watched the valve intently, unscrewing it evenly, steadily, and slowly with both hands.

After a second, there was no response.

Two seconds later, nothing changes.

Three seconds later, Luo Danfang heard the sound of "啪——H, and felt that his feet were empty, and fell down with a plop, rolling and crawling.

"Damn it!" Luo Dan's voice had become an echo—"Ling Sa, your uncle—!"

Your uncle one by one

uncle one by one

grandpa—

Ling Sa was also stunned. Looking at the one-meter-square hole behind him, an indescribable sense of panic swept over his body. How could he know that the place where Luo Dan stood was just a hole!

In an instant, Ling Sa imagined all the mountains of swords, fire, seas and oil pans that might appear below, and then jumped down without saying a word.

Damn it, what bastard designed a perverted mechanism!

Luo Danfang thought he was going to die, but after only a dozen seconds, he thumped and fell down with his butt on the ground.

"Aww!" He almost cried out from the fall, his entire tailbone hurt, and his eye sockets were so red.

Ling Sa soon came down too, but he landed on his feet first, and his posture was quite cool. When he saw Luo Danfang lying on the ground with a pale face, he immediately squatted down and helped Luo Danfang to sit up .

"Rely on you, slow down, my butt hurts!" Luo Dan leaned back and took two breaths, sat on the ground for a while, and then barely stood up from the ground with Ling Sa's support.

Ling Sa frowned and gently kneaded Luo Danfang's lumbar spine, saying, "Is the bone cracked?"

"Probably not, it's just a pain in the flesh." Luo Danfang said weakly, and was stunned when he saw the surrounding environment: "What the hell is this place, is that thing a coffin?"

Not far from him, there were several coffins that should be made of wood lying quietly. Luo Dan didn't look carefully, but after just a glance, he found that the coffins were very old and definitely did not conform to the burial habits of modern people. .

Ling Sa looked around and said thoughtfully: "Look at the soil on the walls, this should be the real burial place. The ones above were obviously processed later. We have already entered the tomb."

He looked at the communication device and found that even the internal network signal had been cut off here.

Looking around, there are three coffins in this not-so-big tomb. They look quite old, and they are still made of purple wood. There are murals on the surrounding walls, the lines are rough and simple, and there are ever-burning lamps beside the walls. It emits a bright light, which is very strange.

Luo Dan leaned on Ling Sa and said jokingly: "Could it be that the Federation wants us to rob the tomb? If this is a real tomb, it will be absolutely priceless. I only know that the ancients on the planet of origin used similar tombs. ——Oh, that’s not right, shouldn’t all these ancient tombs be listed as cultural heritage at the national treasure level? Even experts may not be qualified to enter, so how could the Federation open it to us?”

"It wasn't opened by the federal government. They must have been played by someone." Ling Sa already had a vague guess, saying: "Actually, the tomb above is the tomb that the federal government inspected us. They made it themselves, and it should be a maze inside. , but the government does not know that there is a real burial complex just below their tombs."

Luo Dan put a bewildered expression on his face, then clicked his tongue and said, "According to what you said, isn't it a bad move that someone specially surveyed here?"

"Those who want to lure us here must have known in advance." Ling Sa squeezed Luo Danfang's lumbar spine a few more times, and said, "No matter what, we have to keep going. It's people or ghosts. Go and see, I'll carry you behind my back."

Luo Danfang raised his eyebrows, "No need."

Ling Sa shook his head, and squatted down before Luo Dan put him down, leaving his back to him.

Luo Danfang was moved, sighed in his heart and limped over to lie on Ling Sa's broad and strong back, hugging his neck, while Ling Sa held his legs with both hands, and let Luo Dan go. back up.

This was a rather intimate gesture. Luo Danfang lay beside Ling Sa's ear and sighed, "I feel like you've changed since I met you."

"What?" Ling Sa walked along a tomb passage with Luo Danfang on his back.

Luo Danfang said: "When I first met you, you treated me very poorly. I remember very clearly. During the military training, a few people scolded me. If you asked them to run away, you had to make me follow suit."

"How long ago did this happen, I still remember it." Ling Sa laughed and said, "If I didn't let you run away at that time, they would definitely take all the grudges on you, and they will insult you even more in the future , if you also run away, they will only be intimidated by me, and they will not dare to trouble you easily, even if they are dissatisfied, they are still against me."

Luo Danfang didn't expect to hear such a version from Ling Sa's mouth at all, and couldn't help being surprised: "Can it still be like this?"

"Well, it's like this in the army." Ling Sa put Luo Dan on it and lifted it up, saying: "Don't bring up the old score, if you wanted to show weakness to me back then, I definitely wouldn't torment you, who made you stubborn Like a donkey."

"Get out, you are like a donkey." Luo Dan bit Ling Sa's ear.

Ling Sa shivered, and said, "If you try to seduce me again, be careful and I'll put you down now."

"Try one - there's a sound!" Luo Danfang heard a few gunshots, and was about to jump off Ling Sa when he saw two people at the end of the tomb passage as if they were being chased by dogs. rushed over.

"Shoot, shoot!" the man yelled.

Luo Dan was taken aback for a moment, and shouted: "Duan Jing? Is that you?"

Duan Jing fucked, he was still running this way, but he stopped immediately, drew out his dagger and rushed towards the hairy black rice dumpling.

Lan Sihan cursed, glanced at the two people running this way in a complicated way, and immediately jumped up, kicked the black-haired rice dumpling with both legs in the air, and kicked the rice dumpling flying.

Ling Sa had already run over with Luo Dan on his back, and Luo Dan put his gun in his hand, aiming at the black-haired monster that jumped up "Boom Boom Boom" and fired three shots in a row, directly killing it completely.

Immediately afterwards, three more black-haired zongzi popped up. Ling Sa immediately threw a pistol at Duan Jing. Together, they overturned all the zongzi, and the dust flew up. No one dared to relax their vigilance.

There was only panting in the tomb passage.

Duan Jing had a small bag bumped on his head, his long hair was a little messy, and his clothes were torn open. Press your chest and bend your waist to let your breath flow. "What is that?" Luo Danfang felt uncomfortable all over, and the thing lying on the ground looked disgusting.

Duan Jing cursed, and said, "The black-haired rice dumpling has been buried in the ground for many years, and when it sees blood, it will rise up."