Interstellar Ultimate Guardian

Luo Danfang slept well, which caused Ling Sa to sleep both comfortably and uncomfortably - when he opened his eyes, he could see the person he liked lying next to him. Because of Luo Danfang's sleeping habits, it would be more natural not to hug or hug !

Ling Sa lay on the bed for a long time without falling asleep. He looked down at the strong hands and legs that he had already embraced as a human-shaped pillow under the moonlight. The place of reaction was severely suppressed.

"Hmm..." Luo Danfang didn't know what he saw in his sleep, and let out a moan unconsciously, and raised his leg to rub Ling Sa's lower abdomen.

Ling Sa: "..."

You must have done it on purpose, you must have done it on purpose!

Ling Sa took two deep breaths, closed his eyes for a while, then turned his face and rubbed slowly, raised his hand and gently brushed away the broken hair that fell in front of Luo Danfang, and put his lips on his forehead A tender kiss is branded like a superficial touch.

He likes this guy.

really like.

My heart aches.

It's like knowing each other in the previous life, an inexplicable sense of familiarity, a kind of bewildered state that makes him feel different from himself, in Ling Sa's opinion, it cannot be explained by simple "love at first sight".

Ling Sa looked at the curtains with some faint light in the dark night, thinking secretly, wait a little longer, and let him be more sure.

In this dormitory tonight, Ling Sa is not the only one who can't sleep for a long time, Lou Xiaofan who is just separated by a wall is even more sleepless than Ling Sa, and he even has a feeling that the end of the world is coming soon!

"Damn, why don't you let me sleep in pajamas?" Lou Xiaofan was completely confused by Yan Yichen's request, and after being confused, he was angry. The guy who was leaning comfortably on the pillow said: "If you have the ability, you can also take off the pajamas!"

Yan Yichen took off the glasses on the bridge of his nose, glanced at the pajamas that Lou Xiaofan was clutching tightly with his eyes like X-rays, and said critically: "Although my cleanliness is not as serious as Josh's, but It's not that I don't care at all. The pajamas you are wearing have been worn for at least two years, and it has been at least two weeks since the last wash. I don't know how many bacteria there are on it. Is it possible that you came to borrow from me and I have to make up for it? you?"

Lou Xiaofan was rendered speechless by his words. When he was at home, his mother would wash his clothes, and he was used to washing them every once in a while. The guy who has to change the whole set, he really doesn't qualify.

But why are you so contemptuous?

Lou Xiaofan got angry, went to the washing machine in the bathroom and took out the clothes that Yan Yichen forcefully stuffed in, rushed out to find his small backpack, opened it, stuffed it in, and planned to leave.

Fuck, I really have nothing to say to this kind of person.

"Are you going to leave?" Yan Yichen frowned slightly, got off the bed a few steps to Lou Xiaofan who was still stuffing the things he took out into his backpack one by one, and said, "I just let you After you take a bath, let's settle down for the night, did something offend you?"

"Bah, you look down on me and I still look down on you!" Lou Xiaofan was so angry that he threw the backpack behind him, grabbed the shoulder strap with one hand, gave Yan Yichen a hard look, and raised his chin and said: " Don't bother you, Young Master Yan!"

After finishing speaking, Lou Xiaofan walked towards the door arrogantly.

Yan Yichen's frown deepened, but his movements were not slow at all, and he quickly pressed a button on the communication device.

Lou Xiaofan found sadly that the bedroom door couldn't be opened!

"What do you mean by this?" Lou Xiaofan turned around and looked at Yan Yichen, with a displeased expression on his delicate little face.

"Resolve the misunderstanding that occurred just now." Yan Yichen said: "I'm just stating a fact, and I don't mean to ridicule you. I think I should give you a brief introduction to some of my personality——I am a A very rigorous person, but also a very straightforward person, completely different from a politician like Josh, who is good at disguising his likes and dislikes. If I have negative feelings for you, I will express them very directly and never You will be allowed into my room."

Lou Xiaofan glanced at Yan Yichen coolly, and said, "I see."

Yan Yichen is indeed rigorous enough, it can be seen from his words, and he is definitely a data analysis maniac, otherwise, how could he analyze him thoroughly from head to toe, from the inside to the outside when he first met—— Wait a minute, Lou Xiaofan will never admit to the fact that he said that he is still unable to marry a wife!

Yan Yichen found that although Lou Xiaofan had a little bit of self-esteem, he was very easy to coax, basically giving a few sweet dates would make him obedient.

This cognition made Yan Yichen very interesting, and he continued: "So when I said that you have bacteria on your clothes, it is also based on a rigorous attitude. My family has been practicing medicine for generations. It is a medical family. Everyone in the family has some cleanliness, so I hope you I can understand that if my actions or words have caused you trouble, then I apologize to you, but I hope you can understand that you have misunderstood me in essence."

Hearing what he said a lot, Lou Xiaofan's anger also subsided.

Speaking of it, it seems that I really misunderstood Yan Yichen.

Lou Xiaofan was embarrassed, scratched his hair and said, "Hmph, since you apologized so sincerely, then I will forgive you this time!"

Yan Yichen's eyes flashed, and he said, "You already believe that I didn't mean to ridicule you?"

"Yeah." Lou Xiaofan responded casually.

"Your misunderstanding and actions have already caused me harm." Yan Yichen looked at Lou Xiaofan calmly, with an imperceptible smile flashing on the corner of his lips: "I haven't apologized yet."

Lou Xiaofan: "..."

fall!He really wanted to beat this man up!

Yan Yichen is essentially a very difficult person to provoke, so after Lou Xiaofan cleared up the misunderstanding with him, the clothes that had just been stuffed in were put back into the washing machine, including the one that was said to have been washed by Yan Yichen because it hadn't been washed for two weeks. Refusing to touch his bedclothes pajamas.

After Lou Xiaofan took a bath, he dried himself off and slipped into Yan Yichen's bed naked.

Yan Yichen lifted the quilt calmly and took a look, in Lou Xiaofan's growl of "what are you doing?", as if he had confirmed something, he nodded and said: "Sure enough, it's not an oppressive material, Although your development is very healthy there, it is still a little worse than the size that is the most preferred size of the passive party to the active party in same-sex couples."

'? ... "Lou Xiaofan.

Damn it, there is really no one but Yan Yichen who can comment on such colorful things with a rigorous attitude like writing artificial intelligence code!

Lou Xiaofan was aggrieved for a long time, but he still couldn't hold back and said madly: "Is it the standard size for me? It's as if yours is quite big, so I have the guts to compare whose size is bigger!"

Yan Yichen took a look at him, then stretched out his hand leisurely to pull up the belt of his pajamas, and said, "Do you want to see it?"

"Must, hurry up!"

Lao Tzu Ma Dan must use this lotus flower tongue to despise you so much that you wish you were not born in this world!

Yan Yichen let go of his hand, and complained expressionlessly, "Rogue."

Lou Xiaofan: "...Damn!"

"If you want to covet my body, you can say it directly, there is no need to beat around the bush." ​​Yan Yichen said calmly.

Lou Xiaofan felt that he was going to go crazy if he continued talking to Yan Yichen. The villain in him yelled a few times, gave Yan Yichen a big white eye, lay down and said, "Who the hell covets your body?" I dare not let you see it must be because I am too young to see people!"

Whether you are really small or not, I just think you are very small, as small as a grain of rice, what can you do to me?

Yan Yichen also lay down, turned the light to the darkest, and said, "It's not small."

"Yes yes yes, you have [-] centimeters." Lou Xiaofan sarcastically said.

"It's not that exaggerated." Yan Yichen closed his eyes and said, "But I can definitely make you cry and beg me not to stop."

Lou Xiaofan: "..."

Why the hell are you talking about me, bastard!Who would beg you not to stop!No, who would do such a thing with you! ?

Lou Xiaofan completely gave up talking to Yan Yichen, and after finally falling asleep, he began to dream.

In the dream, he was stuffed with sauce made by Yan Yichen upside down, and he was still crying and begging Yan Yichen not to stop, not to go, crying like an idiot.

After Lou Xiaofan woke up from the fright, he was stunned for a while before realizing that it was just a nightmare, not real at all.

So when he was about to breathe a long sigh of relief, he suddenly felt that something was wrong - a paw sneaked down and felt Lou Xiaofan's whole body stiffened!

He actually had a wet dream on Yan Yichen's cleanliness bed!

This guy has to arrange himself with cynicism and sarcasm, and this kind of thing is too fucking embarrassing and shameful!

Yan Yichen also woke up, looked at Lou Xiaofan whose face turned red and white as if he was about to cry, his sense of smell was quite keen, and he quickly understood what Lou Xiaofan had done.

Lou Xiaofan bumped into Yan Yichen's deep black phoenix eyes unexpectedly, and said in a crying voice, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll wash your quilt and bed sheets, I didn't mean it, I really didn't mean it."

Yan Yichen raised his hand and rubbed it on his head, his slightly narrowed eyes swept away his shrewdness and sharpness during the day, and instead brought a little tenderness.

"Don't be afraid, this is just a normal physiological reaction, which means that you are no longer a little boy. My first wet dream was when I was 14 years old. It seems that your reaction is the first time, but your development time should be around 16 years old. , This doesn't seem very scientific." Yan Yichen's hand was very warm, making Lou Xiaofan's body stiffen all of a sudden.

Lou Xiaofan originally wanted to push back, but now he is in a state of guilty conscience of being found out for doing bad things, so he just curled his lips and said: "It's not the first time, don't make random guesses."

Yan Yichen smiled, retracted his hands and sat up, looked at the time and said: "Let's change the sheets together, you can still sleep in the cage."

Lou Xiaofan suddenly discovered that Yan Yichen's eyes were very beautiful. When he was wearing glasses before, the brilliance inside was blocked, and he didn't take a closer look after he went to the glasses, but looking now, those long and narrow phoenix eyes are actually beautiful. Unbelievably, the eyelashes are like a small fan, black and thick.

Lou Xiaofan was very surprised that Yan Yichen didn't say a word of sarcasm to him, and even threw him a shirt of his own, even though Lou Xiaofan had already worn it to his lap!

The two of them took off the bed sheet and quilt cover and threw them into the washing machine, and put on a brand new set together before lying on the bed again and continuing to sleep.

Lou Xiaofan turned his head to look at Yan Yichen's gentle and harmless sleeping face, feeling quite complicated in his heart.

In fact, Yan Yichen is a very gentle person in essence.

But he will never admit that Yan Yichen's place is very big and easy to use - Ma Dan, what is going on in my head!

Lou Xiaofan slapped himself on the face, turned his back to Yan Yichen while scorning and spurning himself, and soon fell asleep heartlessly.

The corners of Yan Yichen's lips curled up slightly—ha, it's been a long time since I saw such an interesting little guy, and he really doubted that this kid might be able to count the money for him when he was sold!

He actually believed that he was just trying to judge whether he was suitable for attacking!

Ahahahaha!

Yan Yichen fell asleep in a good mood.