Interstellar Ultimate Guardian
Chapter 13 Side Effects of Little Coke
The second prince clutched his chest and couldn't breathe, his eyes turned into stars: "This is really your blow to me! It's so cruel! Baby Sa, do you want to consider marrying me? Or I can marry you! No The dowry comes with a dowry, and I will give you the entire empire! You just need to tell me that you are willing to marry me!"
At the same time, there is a beast in the second prince's heart that is beating his chest and roaring - have you seen it, His Highness is so crazy, cool and domineering, he is hired by the country and he is still upside down!
Ling Sa glanced at him, then calmly pressed the shortcut key on the communicator to freeze the appearance of the second prince's nympho, and uploaded it to the built-in optical brain of the communicator in real time.
After finishing all these smoothly, Ling Sa said with a little disgust: "No, you eat too much, our family can't afford you."
And whoever takes over the second prince is equivalent to taking over a huge trouble - there is a half-brother fighting for the reserve position, and there are a group of tigers and wolves waiting to pick on him, which makes Ling Sa unhappy Yes, the second prince himself is definitely a guy who can cause him a lot of trouble.
If it weren't for the fact that Her Majesty the Queen is Ling Sa's aunt, he would definitely not be on the side of the second prince.
As for the eldest prince, it is even more impossible. Ling Sa has always looked down upon hypocrites—the kind of people who seem to be dignified, but in fact have a bad stomach, and he has always been at odds with him.
The second prince suddenly felt as if he had been struck by lightning, and his whole body was in a bad state. After being hit for a few seconds, he immediately beat his chest and stamped his feet.
Josh couldn't stop laughing beside him: "You've been disgusted again. Last time it was because of your stupid brain. This time it's because you ate too much. What will happen next time?"
"How can there be a next time? My sweet young boy's heart has already been broken into ten thousand pieces. There will be no next time, okay?" The second prince said angrily, "I'm a man of integrity. After being rejected, I will never love him again!"
Ling Sa put the cup to her mouth with a smile, and said: "Remember what you said, don't ask me to save you if you get into trouble and get caught by your aunt's big ass."
Second Prince: "..."
"Also, don't let me beat you up if you've been abused a hundred times in the Star Wars game."
Second Prince: "..."
"and also……"
"Ahhh, I was wrong, I love you the most, and I can't live without you in this life, please don't abandon me!" The second prince rolled around.
Ling Sa tried a new variety, and suddenly felt that his taste buds were shocked.
The taste is... a bit weird.
"What kind of wine is this?" Ling Sa asked looking at the liquid in the glass.
"It's not wine, it's an ancient earth drink that has just been successfully researched using a retro secret recipe, and it also has a very interesting name, called cola."
The second prince quickly adjusted with the blows. After introducing the new variety of cola, he raised his eyebrows and asked, "How do you like it?"
"Except for the 0 alcohol content which is not very good, the taste is strange and very distinctive." After Ling Sa gave a very pertinent evaluation, he took a few more sips, "The sweetness is a bit high, but there are bubbles in the mouth Feel."
"I'll try it."
Josh asked someone to serve a glass, and after a few sips, he found that the taste was not bad, so he finished it happily.
"It's within my acceptable range, and the air bubbles are amazing."
The second prince laughed a few times and said, "However, according to legend, this drink has a small side effect."
"Huh?" Josh raised his eyebrows.
The second prince said, "kill the sperm."
Josh: "..."
Ling Sa: "..."
Ling Sa stuffed half of the remaining cup of Coke into the hands of the second prince.
It's better to drink less of this kind of mess.
The second prince laughed a few times, winked at Ling Sa, and said, "It's fine if Josh has a girlfriend and be more careful, Xiao Sa, you are friends with your right hand all day long, why do you care about this? To be honest, I really think you You can be friends with your right-hand little brother for a lifetime. Anyway, you can’t find a woman who can compare with you in terms of status, appearance, figure, and strength—the most important thing is that even if there is such a woman, Probably because I can't stand your character, I will abandon you and go away. Ah, it's so pitiful to think of Xiao Sa in this way."
Some people are born to live in the fantasy of others, such as Ling Sa.
Ling Sa smiled instead of anger, and said lightly: "Are you sure you want to discuss my future wife with me?"
The second prince's eyes lit up, he rarely heard Ling Sa mention this aspect, and this aspect was exactly what he was very curious about.
"Of course, of course, I have imagined what your future wife should be like in my mind more than once-do you like Lolita or Yujie, or the queen? Oh, let's be the queen, otherwise I will definitely not be able to restrain you." The second prince continued. Immerse yourself in brainstorming.
Ling Sa twitched the corner of his mouth, and said coolly: "Your Highness, the entrance exam is 368. Among all the students who passed the preliminary exam, you and 368 others are tied for the bottom one. It's very honorable—oh yes, actually your grade was originally It's not enough for [-], but Principal Kelan added a lot of points to you considering the face of the royal family."
The second prince: "..." Nima, why would you say such a cruel thing at this time?
He burst into tears and said: "My written test has always been a shortcoming. You can't demand a scumbag like me with the level of a god of learning. I promise to crush all those opponents in the retest!"
Ling Sa tilted his head, looked at the second prince with those dark blue eyes that were as mysterious and deep as the vast universe, and said calmly: "It's okay, if you can't crush others, then you can just squat five years in the military nursing department." Year."
The second prince was a little imaginative: "That's a department full of beauties."
Ling Sa hummed, turned on the communication device, and showed the second prince a look at the photo he just took: "Don't worry, I will display His Highness's honor on the big screen at the school gate on the first day of school." , for all to see."
Seeing the second prince whose face turned green, Josh laughed again.
Bickering with Ling Sa is simply asking for trouble.
Josh changed the subject and said with a smile: "I guess the guardianship department will be dissatisfied with the report this year. In fact, it's not bad to be a guardian. As long as the armor master is willing to accept it, it will be a way out in the future."
The second prince shook his head in disapproval, and said: "At the last meeting of the elders, many people suggested that in the future when manufacturing mechas, the auxiliary driving position of the guardian should be directly canceled, and at the same time, the artificial intelligence brain that can receive the guardian's brainwaves should be cancelled. Although the bill has been temporarily shelved, I think it will be passed sooner or later."
Ling Sa cast his gaze out of the window and landed on a big bird that was feeding its young on a tree branch. He said lightly, "Josh, when you enter the Council of Elders in the future, remember to vote for me."
Josh shrugged: "Although I don't agree with your point of view, there is no way, who makes me unable to refuse. Speaking of which, will the work at the military department continue after you enter the school?"
Ling Sa has served in the military department for a long time, and also has a special status, and the tasks have never been more or less.
Ling Sa said: "The tasks over there are basically completed, and the unfinished tasks have been handed over. I hope to enjoy a complete campus life."
He glanced at the second prince and said, "Then transform Hania into a standard prince."
Second Prince: "..."
No!He felt that the college life that he was about to spend in the pick-up was far away from him!
At the same time, there is a beast in the second prince's heart that is beating his chest and roaring - have you seen it, His Highness is so crazy, cool and domineering, he is hired by the country and he is still upside down!
Ling Sa glanced at him, then calmly pressed the shortcut key on the communicator to freeze the appearance of the second prince's nympho, and uploaded it to the built-in optical brain of the communicator in real time.
After finishing all these smoothly, Ling Sa said with a little disgust: "No, you eat too much, our family can't afford you."
And whoever takes over the second prince is equivalent to taking over a huge trouble - there is a half-brother fighting for the reserve position, and there are a group of tigers and wolves waiting to pick on him, which makes Ling Sa unhappy Yes, the second prince himself is definitely a guy who can cause him a lot of trouble.
If it weren't for the fact that Her Majesty the Queen is Ling Sa's aunt, he would definitely not be on the side of the second prince.
As for the eldest prince, it is even more impossible. Ling Sa has always looked down upon hypocrites—the kind of people who seem to be dignified, but in fact have a bad stomach, and he has always been at odds with him.
The second prince suddenly felt as if he had been struck by lightning, and his whole body was in a bad state. After being hit for a few seconds, he immediately beat his chest and stamped his feet.
Josh couldn't stop laughing beside him: "You've been disgusted again. Last time it was because of your stupid brain. This time it's because you ate too much. What will happen next time?"
"How can there be a next time? My sweet young boy's heart has already been broken into ten thousand pieces. There will be no next time, okay?" The second prince said angrily, "I'm a man of integrity. After being rejected, I will never love him again!"
Ling Sa put the cup to her mouth with a smile, and said: "Remember what you said, don't ask me to save you if you get into trouble and get caught by your aunt's big ass."
Second Prince: "..."
"Also, don't let me beat you up if you've been abused a hundred times in the Star Wars game."
Second Prince: "..."
"and also……"
"Ahhh, I was wrong, I love you the most, and I can't live without you in this life, please don't abandon me!" The second prince rolled around.
Ling Sa tried a new variety, and suddenly felt that his taste buds were shocked.
The taste is... a bit weird.
"What kind of wine is this?" Ling Sa asked looking at the liquid in the glass.
"It's not wine, it's an ancient earth drink that has just been successfully researched using a retro secret recipe, and it also has a very interesting name, called cola."
The second prince quickly adjusted with the blows. After introducing the new variety of cola, he raised his eyebrows and asked, "How do you like it?"
"Except for the 0 alcohol content which is not very good, the taste is strange and very distinctive." After Ling Sa gave a very pertinent evaluation, he took a few more sips, "The sweetness is a bit high, but there are bubbles in the mouth Feel."
"I'll try it."
Josh asked someone to serve a glass, and after a few sips, he found that the taste was not bad, so he finished it happily.
"It's within my acceptable range, and the air bubbles are amazing."
The second prince laughed a few times and said, "However, according to legend, this drink has a small side effect."
"Huh?" Josh raised his eyebrows.
The second prince said, "kill the sperm."
Josh: "..."
Ling Sa: "..."
Ling Sa stuffed half of the remaining cup of Coke into the hands of the second prince.
It's better to drink less of this kind of mess.
The second prince laughed a few times, winked at Ling Sa, and said, "It's fine if Josh has a girlfriend and be more careful, Xiao Sa, you are friends with your right hand all day long, why do you care about this? To be honest, I really think you You can be friends with your right-hand little brother for a lifetime. Anyway, you can’t find a woman who can compare with you in terms of status, appearance, figure, and strength—the most important thing is that even if there is such a woman, Probably because I can't stand your character, I will abandon you and go away. Ah, it's so pitiful to think of Xiao Sa in this way."
Some people are born to live in the fantasy of others, such as Ling Sa.
Ling Sa smiled instead of anger, and said lightly: "Are you sure you want to discuss my future wife with me?"
The second prince's eyes lit up, he rarely heard Ling Sa mention this aspect, and this aspect was exactly what he was very curious about.
"Of course, of course, I have imagined what your future wife should be like in my mind more than once-do you like Lolita or Yujie, or the queen? Oh, let's be the queen, otherwise I will definitely not be able to restrain you." The second prince continued. Immerse yourself in brainstorming.
Ling Sa twitched the corner of his mouth, and said coolly: "Your Highness, the entrance exam is 368. Among all the students who passed the preliminary exam, you and 368 others are tied for the bottom one. It's very honorable—oh yes, actually your grade was originally It's not enough for [-], but Principal Kelan added a lot of points to you considering the face of the royal family."
The second prince: "..." Nima, why would you say such a cruel thing at this time?
He burst into tears and said: "My written test has always been a shortcoming. You can't demand a scumbag like me with the level of a god of learning. I promise to crush all those opponents in the retest!"
Ling Sa tilted his head, looked at the second prince with those dark blue eyes that were as mysterious and deep as the vast universe, and said calmly: "It's okay, if you can't crush others, then you can just squat five years in the military nursing department." Year."
The second prince was a little imaginative: "That's a department full of beauties."
Ling Sa hummed, turned on the communication device, and showed the second prince a look at the photo he just took: "Don't worry, I will display His Highness's honor on the big screen at the school gate on the first day of school." , for all to see."
Seeing the second prince whose face turned green, Josh laughed again.
Bickering with Ling Sa is simply asking for trouble.
Josh changed the subject and said with a smile: "I guess the guardianship department will be dissatisfied with the report this year. In fact, it's not bad to be a guardian. As long as the armor master is willing to accept it, it will be a way out in the future."
The second prince shook his head in disapproval, and said: "At the last meeting of the elders, many people suggested that in the future when manufacturing mechas, the auxiliary driving position of the guardian should be directly canceled, and at the same time, the artificial intelligence brain that can receive the guardian's brainwaves should be cancelled. Although the bill has been temporarily shelved, I think it will be passed sooner or later."
Ling Sa cast his gaze out of the window and landed on a big bird that was feeding its young on a tree branch. He said lightly, "Josh, when you enter the Council of Elders in the future, remember to vote for me."
Josh shrugged: "Although I don't agree with your point of view, there is no way, who makes me unable to refuse. Speaking of which, will the work at the military department continue after you enter the school?"
Ling Sa has served in the military department for a long time, and also has a special status, and the tasks have never been more or less.
Ling Sa said: "The tasks over there are basically completed, and the unfinished tasks have been handed over. I hope to enjoy a complete campus life."
He glanced at the second prince and said, "Then transform Hania into a standard prince."
Second Prince: "..."
No!He felt that the college life that he was about to spend in the pick-up was far away from him!
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