Yan Dynasty forbids cultivating immortals

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The two were walking among the trees, looking for something to eat for lunch today.

"Hey, don't step on it! Here are some eggs!"

When Li Er heard this, he immediately stopped his falling feet, and there were really three little white eggs under his feet.He hadn't touched any meat with Qingli for half a month, and when he saw these little eggs, he almost cried with joy, and his eyes couldn't move.

Seeing him standing there, Qingli asked him suspiciously, "Let's go? Why don't you go?"

Li Er pointed to the ground, swallowed his saliva, eggs, edible.

Qingli, "Follow me and don't kill!"

"How do you know whether these three eggs have been trampled on?"

Qingli came out and had never eaten meat, so he frowned and said, "Even if you don't have it, you can't eat it!"

"Are you a monk?"

Qingli's head shook like a rattle, "No, I'm not with the bald donkey."

Li Er's eyes were almost on the three eggs, and he barely maintained his reserve and said: "Eggs... are delicious... meat is also... very delicious... You shouldn't be like that bald donkey." ...don't try..."

Qingli was a little moved by what he said. He hadn't eaten anything new for a long time. When Li Er said this, he was also a little shaken.

Li Er picked up an egg and looked at it under the sun, "Without eggs, chicks will not hatch, and no living things will be harmed. What's more, if it is left here, it will be eaten by passing wild animals sooner or later. It's better to make us cheaper."

Qingli took the egg hesitantly, and asked in a low voice, "Hey, are you in there?"

Qingli put the egg to his ear and listened, but did not answer.I picked up the ones on the ground one by one and asked again, but there were no signs of life.

"Then...how about...we...have a try...?"

"Is it ready...is it ready...I'm so hungry...I'm so hungry..."

The bamboo tube was split into two, the bamboo joints filled with water, the flames licked underneath, and the eggs rolled inside.Qingli rested her cheeks, watching the water flower float up and down with the egg on her back.

Li Eryi slapped his hand that stretched forward, "Isn't it too hot?"

Qingli yelled, "You hurt me!"

Why doesn't Li Er know this kid's flamboyant guts, "Don't play tricks!"

Qingli pursed her lips and remained silent for a while, then came up again, took a small stick, and poked the white-skinned pheasant egg inside.

"Is meaty meat really that delicious?"

Li Er recalled the pork knuckle in his mind, quietly swallowed a mouthful of saliva, pretending to be deep, "It's not that delicious, but it's better than fruit."

The green oak is very yearning, smacking its lips, it is more delicious than all other fruits, how delicious it must be.

But a trace of worry floated on his forehead again, "I'm afraid my brother will beat me, I can't steal it."

"What are you afraid of! They can't see it, so you just eat one. I will keep it a secret for you, and they won't know."

Qingli made a face at him, "Tsk tsk tsk, you are so picky! Obviously I saw it, but you only let me eat one of three eggs!"

Li Erzuo straightened his back, pointed at the egg rolling in the water in front of him, "Did you split the bamboo tube?" Qingli shook his head, his arrogance a little lower.

"Did you start the fire?"

The green oak continued to wilt.

"Who searched all over the mountains for firewood?"

Qingli replied weakly, "You..."

"If I step on that foot, you still have eggs to eat???"

Qingli thumped and knelt on the ground, hugging Li Er's thigh, "Xiao Er, I was wrong..."

Li Er arrogantly said, "Is one less?"

Qingli straightened up immediately, and replied loudly, "A lot!"

Li Er hummed, "That's what makes sense."

The green oak fell limply again, as if the spine had been pulled, with his chin resting on Li Er's shoulder, staring at the egg, and complaining extremely, "So why is it not yet ripe..."

In fact, they have already cooked it. It was Li Er who was grinding the green oak on purpose. He had a lot of calculations in his mind, and when the Taoist priest was too hungry to go out to find something to eat, he took advantage of this time to eat three eggs by himself. None to him.

However, Li Er underestimated Qing Quer's patience, and he couldn't tear it off if he stuck to him, so he just waited for the eggs to come out of the pan.

Li Er couldn't bear it anymore, so he packed up the pot.Slowly fish out the eggs and put them on the ground to dry.

Qingli went to touch the three eggs, and as expected they were scalded, squeaking.

"Why is it so hot!"

"Is it not hot just out of the hot water?"

The river next to it was rushing, and Qingli pointed to the river, "Why don't you soak in the water! It's cool!"

At this time, Li Er still had the idea of ​​eating eggs all by himself, so he said, "Have you ever eaten eggs before?"

Qingli was discouraged, and muttered in a low voice, "But if it's too hot, why don't you just put it in cold water and freeze it?"

Li Er laughed without changing his face, "That's not an egg."

The green oak suddenly fell to the ground like an eggplant on the river beach, unable to get up.He stretched out one hand to the three eggs that were quietly nesting there, with tears in his eyes, reluctant to let go, and said painfully: "I'll sleep for a while and wait~ I'm going to starve to death~"

However, how could he fall asleep? He opened his eyelids almost as soon as he closed them, and asked Li Er eagerly, "Can I eat?"

Li Er was still decisive at first, "No, it's too hot!"

But Qingli's perseverance finally defeated the little Jiujiu in his dirty heart, "Eat, eat, eat! Eat, eat, eat!"

The green oak leaped up from the river beach, and grabbed an egg with great vigor.

The stones on the river beach have been in the sun for a whole morning, and the eggs can be so cold when they are placed on them. It is purely for heat preservation, and it is still almost the same as when it was just out of the pan. It is too hot to hold.

Qingqian was so hot that he threw an egg up and caught it again, just like juggling.

"Wow! It's hot!"

Li Er secretly went to the river with his back to the green oak, pretending to put the eggs in the water inadvertently.

Qing Quer is not afraid of death or scalding, and when he cracks open the egg, the white and smooth egg white is exposed.

Qing Quer wrinkled his nose when he smelled a fishy smell, and licked the smooth egg cautiously with his tongue.

Hmm... very slippery... same as tofu.

Qingli looked back to see Li Er gobbling it up.

certainly delicious!Qing Que took a bite, closed his mouth and chewed.

"Yuck~"

Li Er's head was so delicious that Qing Qu almost vomited out his intestines.

What's the situation?Eating shit? ? ? ?

Qing Que stuffed the egg he had bitten into Li Er's mouth, Li Er stuffed two eggs into his mouth, he was in a daze, Qing Quer was like an angry big-headed fish, throwing himself into the river without hesitation.

The green oak bighead fish lay down in the river and drank water like a real bighead fish, not afraid of blowing up its stomach. Li Er tried to swallow the egg in his mouth, but found that he couldn't turn it over completely, and coughed heart-piercingly but couldn't help it. He was willing to spit out the egg, after all, if he spit it out, he didn't want to eat it anymore.

One of the two gulped water as if dying of thirst in the river, while the other was coughing so hard that it was very right.

The green oak was almost a dead fish when it climbed back to the shore wetly, Li Er managed to regain his senses, tears burst out from his choked eyes.The two fought PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, both retrieved their little lives, leaned against each other and gasped for breath.

"I'm sick..." Qingli cried.

Li Er was angry, "What kind of disease are you suffering from? Are you sustaining yourself by drinking too much water?"

Qingli really cried, "I'm just sick! It's all your fault, I insist on eating eggs! That's a living creature!"

Qingli couldn't get sick, at first Li Er thought he was lazy, but Qingli's face turned pale, he walked unsteadily, trembling, and looked like a ghost.

Li Er poked him in the face, "Taoist, did you drink a cockroach in the water?"

Qingli weakly shook off his hands, embracing his knees to bask in the sun, his chin resting on his knees, "Stop making trouble, I'm really sad..."

Li Erxie patted his head, and asked hesitantly, "Is it because of that egg? Why am I okay?"

Qingli said in a low voice: "We are different, I am different from you... I am condemned by God for devouring living beings."

"I've never seen...you like this, even if a monk eats meat, he won't become like this."

Qingli was annoyed, "I told you we are different!"

Li Er's hand that wanted to pat his back hung in the air, but it still didn't fall down.

Qing Que was ill all afternoon, Li Er found out with conscience and took the initiative to find food.

They ate all the things on the mountain, the apricot tree was gone, and the remaining wild fruits on the mountain were not yet mature, and the sour green fruits would burst out of Li Er's stomach after swallowing one. Sour water comes.

"Get up, I found something."

Qingli raised her pale face to look at him, "Is it an egg again? I won't eat it..."

"No, it's sweet potatoes and corn."

Qingli's eyes darkened again, "You are stealing something."

Li Er was so annoyed that the Taoist priest was still thinking about whether to steal or not.

"Isn't there money in your arms? We left it for them after picking it. It's not considered stealing, it's called buying."

Qingli's eyes lit up, "Xiao Er, you are so smart."

Li Er was too lazy to roll his eyes with him.

"Let's go?" Li Er greeted him.

Qingli looked at him eagerly, the meaning in his eyes couldn't be more obvious, "I can't walk anymore..."

Li Er turned his back and squatted down as if accepting his fate.

Qingli smiled, and lay down on the person, with all four limbs on the person, "hehehe."

Li Er felt that his waist was soft, it was Qingli's stomach, and he was full of water.

"Can't you drink so much water?"

Qingli obediently crawled on Li Er's body, wrapping his arms around his neck, "Hold on, but it's even more uncomfortable if you don't drink."

"Hey... Is there really a fairy in Zhongnanshan? I haven't seen it before."

Mentioning the sadness of his own sect, Qingli was worried for a while, "Don't mention it... If it's okay if you have never been ascended, then mortals can't become immortals, then master and senior brothers won't control me so strictly, even going down the mountain let."

Li Er heard the meaning inside, turned his back, and sent the green oak up, "Why, your master and senior brother still think highly of you?"

Qingli straightened her back and said proudly: "That's right! I'm a once-in-a-thousand-year delicate flower! I'm the hope of Zhongnan's revival! The future humerus of Heaven, I want to stand upright!"

Li Er laughed, he was often annoying, but when he laughed it was abnormal, awkward, "Is that a pillar to support the sky?"

Qingli leaned back again, "Isn't it? It's too lonely to be a pillar, I won't do it."

Li Er stopped laughing halfway, "Don't touch my neck!"

Qingli laughed, "Hahaha! Hahaha! There is a red mole on the back of your neck!"

"Hello~" Qingli called out in a low voice.

Li Er turned his head vigilantly, looked around, there was no one except Qingli, who was letting the wind out, and Qingli was yelling.

He looked at Qingli angrily.

Qingli gnawed a piece of tender corn in his mouth and looked at him with a smile.

He continued to press his throat and said, "Corn is sweet."

Li Er rolled his eyes at him, then turned his head and squatted down, trying hard to plan the stick.

The two of them were separated by a few feet, by a river, and there was some farmland beside the river, where corn, sweet potatoes and peanuts were growing gratifyingly. Li Er asked Qingli to give him a piece of corn to let him out. If someone came, hurry up and call him.

Qingli asked him, "We keep money, so it's not considered stealing. Why are you so sneaky?"

Li Er raised his chin and asked him, "You said they saw you standing in his field, would he listen to your explanation?"

Qingli doesn't quite understand the logic of the people at the bottom of the mountain, "Why don't you listen? Can't you speak well?"

Li Eryu said earnestly: "People at the bottom of the mountain are dark people, and they won't listen to your explanation. It's useless if you explain. He just wants to beat you, whether he has a reason or not."

Qingli shrank his shoulders, "That's too scary."

"So let's go quietly after we pick it up. Watch it for me, call me if anyone comes, and we'll leave right away."

Qingli nodded, "Okay, I understand, if anyone comes, run away."

Li Er gave him a good look, gave him a stick and plunged into the ground.

The corn in the summer world is sweet, and Qingqian’s mouth is full of sweetness. Squatting by the river, there is a little turtle playing with him, so happy.

As soon as he looked up, there was a man running here angrily.

The farmer ran to this side from the other side, jumping away in the field like a squirrel, this funny appearance pleased Qingli, he turned around and called Li Er, "Someone is here!"

Li Erzhai was on the rise, and when he heard him smile, he looked happy and thought he was lying to himself again.

"Be quiet!"

Qingli laughed even more heartily, "Someone is really here, don't pick it!"

Li Er was going to be annoyed to death, and just about to turn around, he was hit in the head by a stone.

! ! ! !

"stop!"

The farmer ran and yelled to cross the river and beat them both.

Qingli was still laughing on the spot.

Li Er was about to die of morale from this idiot, and ran over with a big bag of corn and sweet potatoes, "Hurry up!"

Qingli's legs went limp from laughing, and Li Er was so angry that he had a toothache, he threw Qingli onto his shoulder like he was carrying a sack, the wind was blowing under his feet, and he disappeared after a while.

The two ran all the way into the dense forest, the wound on Li Er's buttocks was about to burst open, Qing Li was still laughing like a ghost, "Hahaha! Hahaha!"

Li Er covered his mouth tightly.

Qingli just smiled with his eyes open, but Li Er didn't let go, he held back his tears until he burst out laughing.

"what's so funny???"

"It's just fun! Stealing things for the first time, hahaha!"

"Are you stupid..."

Qingli laughed hard, coughed, Li Er angrily followed his back, and when he straightened up again, he finally stopped laughing convulsively.

"Huh? I didn't give you any money." Qingli remembered what happened, and just ran away.

Li Er snorted, "What money?" He didn't even think about giving it.

"Not so good."

The stick that Qingli had finished chewing was still in his hand, Li Er looked at it in disgust, grabbed it and threw it away.

Qingli anxiously stretched out his hand to fish it out, "Ah...it still smells sweet!"

Li Er suddenly stuffed something into Qingli's mouth, and accidentally touched Qingli's soft lips, and it bounced back like an electric shock.

Qingli didn't see Li Er's furry expression, so he chewed happily, "Peanuts! Where did you get them?"

Li Er felt that his hand was weird, and he didn't even feel angry when he spoke, "Beside the sweet potato, there is such a big piece, didn't you see it?"

Qingli smiled, "Didn't I help you watch people?"

Have a fart?The bag on his head still hurts!

Li Er stole a large bag of corn and sweet potatoes, enough for them to eat for several days. In the big pocket on his chest, Qingqian came over and pressed against his chest, flipping through the grain happily.

Seeing his contented expression, Li Er gave Qing Li a brain break, "Don't be greedy, there will be more in a few days, let's go again."

Qingli said happily, "Okay, let's go to the other side of the river next time. The watermelon lady on the other side just told me that they are almost ripe~~"

"All right, all right, go to the opposite side."

"Okay, let's go again after eating, and leave the money to the hard-working uncle!"

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Ah Jin is also heartbroken...