Yan Dynasty forbids cultivating immortals

The little Taoist didn't know that he had been treated as a dry food bag for walking, and he was still dreaming of going down the mountain happily, and he didn't know what he thought of, and his happy eyes disappeared.He waved at the silly tiger in the distance, and the silly tiger jumped over jubilantly, rubbing the little Taoist's neck affectionately, piercing his beard, and the little Taoist hid away with a smile.No matter how brave the dead man was, he panicked in fear of this threatening creature, and leaned back calmly.

The little Taoist scratched the silly tiger's neck, and introduced a new friend to it, "He is my new friend, and he will take me down the mountain in the future."

The tiger looked at the little Taoist aggrievedly, why is he also your friend?

"Dahu, follow me down the mountain and I will starve to death. There are so many things to eat on the mountain, but everything down the mountain costs money. The senior brother said that things down the mountain are expensive. If you eat a meal of meat, I will have no money. We both know how to eat." Starve to death."

Shahu lowered his head and whined softly.

"So be good, I won't take you down the mountain. As for this new friend, you don't have to be harsh on him, but you can't listen to him~ If he bullies me, bite him hard!"

dead:……

The little Taoist turned around with a very innocent face, "Hee hee hee~ You won't bully me anyway~"

"Hey, what's your name?" The little Taoist suddenly remembered this.

The dead man's eyelids drooped, his expression unclear, "My name is Li Er."

"Then can I call you Xiao Er?"

The dead man's face twitched, "No."

"Then call Li Er, I won't take advantage of you and call you second brother."

The dead man looked at the Taoist with a toothache. Both of them were sitting, and the Taoist was half a head shorter than him in the upper body alone. How could he call out his second brother?

The little Taoist poked him again, "Why don't you want my name?"

The dead man glanced at him, "I don't want to know."

The Taoist nodded seriously, "Okay, then I won't tell you that my name is Qingli."

The dead man didn't even want to roll his eyes.

Finally, the green oak stopped drying on the big rocks, and the two walked together under the shade of the tree to enjoy the shade comfortably.Shahu was lying on his side, Qingli was leaning on his stomach, pulling Li Er to ask questions, but the eyes of both of them were still staring at Li Er, Li Er was restless, Qingli followed another It buzzed endlessly like flies.

"Can you really run eight horses on the mountain road?"

"can."

"Is there really a building at the bottom of the mountain that is taller than the Sutra Library? Standing upstairs, can you see the Yellow River?"

"Have."

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"Is there really anyone prettier than me?"

During the long afternoon, Li Er was drowsy, and he answered countless yes and yes.Woke up by this sentence.

When Qingli asked this question, his expression was serious and pious, and he was cautious. If he was long-eyed, he should say no more. However, Li Er glanced at him and replied expressionlessly, "There are too many."

Qingli suddenly withered, very sad, "Sure enough, senior brother lied to me, obviously I am not the most beautiful, if you insist that there is no one more beautiful than me, I am so sad."

Li Er watched him quietly.

"Why don't you comfort me?" Qingli asked Li Er sadly.

"Why should I comfort you?"

"Because I'm sad?"

Li Er turned his head away and did not speak.

Shahu wanted to lick his face to comfort him, but Qing Li turned his face away and ruthlessly refused.

"No, you never brush your teeth!"

Shahu felt wronged and wanted to cry...

Qing Li ran to the river to cry alone, Li Er turned his head and complained to Sha Hu when he saw him running far away, he was going to be driven crazy if Qing Li stayed by his side again.

"Does this Taoist priest have a brain hole and a loophole in his mouth, so he feels uncomfortable if he doesn't speak, and what he speaks is not enough for his brain?"

Silly tiger can only understand the words of Qingli people at present, but Li Er's still can't understand, so he didn't bite him when he heard this. Li Er said to himself, "Is this Taoist priest a monster on the mountain? Did he use his mouth to shorten his life?"

The monster Qingli was very sad by the river, and cried to the fish at the bottom of the river, "I'm so sad, how could this happen, I can accept someone who is as beautiful as me, why is there someone more beautiful than me? What should I do... "

The fish at the bottom of the river used to live well under the stones to enjoy the shade, but they couldn't bear to scatter around after being nagged by him over and over again. The little Taoist was chasing a fish fry on the bank while crying, "Hey...don't run away... ...I haven't finished yet..."

Li Er leaned on the tree trunk, he didn't think that Qingli was a monster anymore, the monster couldn't be so stupid, it was just a mentally handicapped person.

In the afternoon, Qingli took Li Er to pick a bunch of fruits. There was an apricot tree surrounded by a tree full of apricots, which happened to be the ripening season and attracted a large group of birds to eat.Li Er picked up a stone and threw it at the birds eating apricots, Qing Li grabbed his belt and dragged him back.

Li Er almost dropped his pants, and said fiercely, "What are you doing?"

Qingli is more fierce than you, "I haven't asked you why! They are so nice, why did you hit them with stones?"

Li Er couldn't figure out his brain circuit, "The bird is eating apricots!"

"It's enough for them to eat, why are you beating them!"

"Isn't it normal to chase birds? Why are you crazy?"

"Why drive people away? What's wrong with the little bird eating a few mouthfuls! If you don't give them food, you'll eat it all yourself. Do you want to be stuffed to death?"

Li Er wondered, "Why do I have to eat it all? Isn't it just rotten on the tree if I can't finish it?"

Qingli was furious, "Ahh! Why are you so bad! You would rather die than share it with others!"

Li Er was so annoyed, "I'm a bad person, why? If I don't want to give it, I won't give it!"

Qingqian has gone mad, burning paper for something.

"You can't teach a child! Big tiger! Bite him!"

The silly tiger groaned and bit Li Er's ass, throwing him two feet away.

Li Er rolled twice in the grass, and then a flock of birds landed on him, sucking on his face and buttocks.

Qingli stood aside angrily, "Forget killing you, you villain!"

At night, Li Er was carried to the cave by the silly tiger.

Qingli's temper became stronger this time, and she stopped making noise. She ate a big bag of apricots while spitting out the cores. After walking all the way, the apricot cores were scattered all the way.

I came to sleep in the cave on rainy nights. Usually, Qingqian can sleep just by lying under a tree. Today, I had a serious injury, so I came here again.

The hole was not deep, and a little thatch was laid. Shahu put Li Er off his back and licked Li Er's buttocks. He really wanted to eat this piece of meat, but he didn't dare, so he was very reluctant.

Li Er was terrified of being licked, and was afraid that the silly tiger would bite again if he lost control.

Qingli patted Shahu's head, "Go find something to eat, be careful, don't fall into the hunter's trap."

Shahu rubbed his face, wagged his tail and ran away, disappearing into the twilight.

Li Er lost patience with this Taoist priest. In just one day, he was kicked into the water twice. Several times the tiger's fangs pointed at his neck, but he still couldn't escape the bite, let alone his endless Noisy.

Maybe before he recovers from his injuries and goes down the mountain, maybe he has already been bitten by a tiger.

The thought of running away came to his mind again, and he no longer cared about the bag of dry food.

Qing Qu sat next to Li Er, playing with the bag of apricots on the grass. Li Er lay on the grass, watching the golden apricots rolling around on the hay, but Qing Qu refused to give him one.

"The little bird sisters said they don't want to give it to you, and I don't want to give it to you, so I won't give it to you."

Li Er turned his head away, the back of his head was facing Qingli.

"Just wait a little longer, the sisters Xiaoniao might lose their temper."

Li Er turned his head and asked him a question that he had been wondering all day, "Can you talk to animals?"

Qing Quer replied nonchalantly: "Of course, some flowers and plants are also fine."

Li Er thought that he could talk to that silly tiger, maybe it was the result of years of domestication, but he didn't expect that he could talk to all animals, so he was not crazy when he yelled at the river, and indeed the fish in the river could Understand what he is saying.What kind of priest is this?

"I have been able to understand them since I was a child, and they can understand me, so I always talk to them, but then they all think I am annoying, and they don't want to play with me except for Dahu. So I It’s very lonely, the brothers are very busy and can’t play with me all the time, so I just want to go down the mountain, there are many people down the mountain, there must be one person who is willing to listen to me.”

After listening silently, Li Er said, "Although there are many people in the world, it is not easy to find someone who is willing to listen to you all the time."

Qingli obviously didn't know that the people at the bottom of the mountain also had such distress, but he still comforted him, "You can think about it the same way. With so many people at the bottom of the mountain, the chances of finding them will naturally be much higher. Just look patiently."

Li Er was noncommittal, tilted his head and did not speak again.

A little bird flew into the cave before twilight, and fell into the hand of the green oak, leaving a plant of grass in his palm, and then another bird came in one after another, holding the herb in its mouth, and soon the pile was full. Qing Quer's hand.

They all landed on the shoulders of the green oak, and when the last bird flew in and put down the herbs, all the birds flew up, formed a circle around the mouth of the cave, and danced.

Holding the herbs in his hands, Qing Oak stood up and bowed to the little birds, "Thank you little bird sister for forgiving my friend."

The little birds understood and flapped their wings and flew away.

Li Er watched the spectacle helplessly, from the first bird flying in with the herbs in its mouth, and finally flying away at night.He saw the strange scene, but Qing Li didn't care about it, and took off his pants roughly.

"what are you doing!"

"Apply medicine, I won't do it without taking off my pants."

"I will do it myself!"

"It's not convenient for you, it's not good to go. Besides, sister Xiaoniao has forgiven you, I'm happy."

"What are you happy about!"

Qingqian rode on Li Er's body, rolled the herbal medicine off the branch, rubbed it into strips in his hand, squeezed out the juice, and slapped it on the wound.

"Although your character is not good, you are my friend. Of course I am happy that you were forgiven. Sister Xiaoniao is so kind and has delivered medicine to you twice, so don't be ignorant."

Probably because he thought the paste was not firm enough, Qing Li slapped the wound again, Li Er had never experienced such embarrassment in his more than [-] years of life, being ridden by a hairy child and spanking, he was going crazy.

Li Er was teetering on the verge of madness, Qing Li stuffed a mouthful of apricots into his mouth, and the sweet juice was squeezed in his mouth in an instant, choking Li Er's mouth that was about to go mad.

Qingli turned over, pushed Xingzi to the top of her head, and lay down safely beside Li Er, closed her eyes, pouted, "Go to sleep, I'm very tired today, it's all because of your worry."

During the day it was extremely noisy, but at night it was An Sheng. Li Er tilted his head to look at his profile, quiet and docile, and muttered silently, "Who is the one who is not worried?"

In the middle of the night, the moon shines down from the top of the tree and into the cave, shining brightly and peacefully.There were two people next to each other on the thatch, one facing the other, and a silly tiger lying beside it.

A shooting star flashed across the sky, and the silly tiger raised his head and looked at the sky. The night sky was full of stars, like a plate of pearls knocked over, sprinkled on the huge sky, it was so gorgeous.

The author has something to say: share a teaching resource joke, I saw it in the campus post bar.

I went to interview for the junior high school Chinese teacher qualification certificate, and the topic of the sample lecture was "Moonlight in the Lotus Pond" by Mr. Zhu Ziqing.

After the lecture, there was a defense. The teacher asked me if I had read other articles by Zhu Ziqing.

I thought about it for a while and answered "Back View".

The teacher asked me again, which sentence impressed me the most, try to say it.

I replied, "You stand here and don't move, I will buy you an orange"