Yan Dynasty forbids cultivating immortals

today, sunny

The little Taoist woke up from a tree with a crooked neck, and looked around as usual. Butterflies were dancing on the flowers, squirrels were jumping around him, and there were birds singing on the tree.The little squirrel turned around and saw that he was awake, and screamed in horror. As soon as the signal was sent, all the small animals ran away.

The little Taoist looked at the squirrel's far-off buttocks, very depressed.He ran over when he was sleeping, and when he woke up, he disappeared like a ghost. I don't know how lonely he is during the day.

The little Taoist jumped down from the tree, bent down and grabbed a wild flower, and still started the first task of the day.

"Going down the mountain...not going down the mountain...going down the mountain...not going down the mountain...going down the mountain..."

The little Taoist muttered something, and plucked the whole wild flower bald, and the last petal went down the mountain.

The little Taoist raised his head and sighed, what should we do?For fifteen days, he pulled flowers every day, and he did not go down the mountain seven times, and went down the mountain eight times. Every time he failed to go down the mountain, he was elated. It is not suitable to go down the mountain today, God said.If you get caught going down the mountain, comfort yourself to see it tomorrow. The matter of going down the mountain has to be carefully considered, and the time, place and people are right.Just like this, he has been procrastinating on this mountain for half a month.

Every day I was on the verge of going down the mountain, and when my feet had already taken five steps, I closed my eyes and covered my ears and shouted, "I didn't go down the mountain, I didn't go down the mountain..." I ran back with my butt pouted, like a burnt animal. An ostrich with a buttocks.

But the mountain is really too lonely, the little animals are afraid to play with him, and they can no longer run back to continue to harm the brother in shame, the little Taoist is undecided, whether to go down the mountain, he hesitates for a while, he encourages himself, "I will go again Try it on the side of the mountain, if it doesn’t work, I’ll come back.”

So the little Taoist set off to the side of the mountain.This time, he took twenty steps very bravely, moved his fingers covering his eyes and saw the densely packed villages in the distance, and ran back in fright.

"No, I won't go down the mountain..." He cried and yelled, closing his eyes and stumbling back.

The little Taoist ran with his eyes closed for a long time, got into the forest of Zhongnan Mountain for a long time, and tripped suddenly with a "plop".

"Ouch……"

The little Taoist fell down, but the expected pain did not come, he opened his eyes in a daze, and let out a loud "ah".

"Mom... why is there a dead person!"

The "dead man" was covered in blood. He moved his fingers slightly, then opened his eyes, and looked at the jumping Taoist priest. His eyes were full of vigilance. The little Taoist priest was stared at by his sinister eyes. In front of him, "You are not dead, why are you staring at me?"

The man seemed to be sure that this guy was a stupid Taoist priest, so he stopped tensing his nerves, slowly closed his eyes, and fell asleep.

The little Taoist watched him close his eyes, and after waiting for a while, the man did not open his eyes, as if he had died again.He cautiously moved over, scratched the man's nostrils with a piece of dog's tail grass, "Hey, died again?"

The little Taoist scratched and scratched the man but remained silent, extremely bored, and finally vented his anger and twisted the man's nose, "Hey, are you awake!"

Finally pinched people up.

The dead man looked at him incredulously, "Why are you so annoying."

"You actually dislike me? Don't you know I'm a baby?"

It was the first time for a dead person to encounter such a shameless situation, and now he was half a dead person, and he couldn't beat him, so he was very embarrassed.

"Hey, where are you going? I'll take you there, are you going down the mountain? Can you take me? I'll protect you."

The dead man turned a deaf ear and dragged his body to the side. There were many injuries on his body, and the grass he crawled along the way was stained with blood.

The little Taoist still persisted, "Do you drink water? I know where the river is. The water on Zhongnan Mountain is so sweet."

The dead man stopped and stared at him forbearance, the little Taoist smiled, "I knew you must need me."

The little Taoist owed a lot to him, he jumped up and down in front, and the dead man dragged him on the ground behind him.Of course the little Taoist walked fast, and the dead man was out of breath following behind. If he felt that he was pulling too far, he would stop and wait for him, humming a mountain tune leisurely.

The dead man finally died of exhaustion on the way, with his head knocked into the mud, his limbs still maintaining the posture of struggling forward.The little Taoist retreated from the front, squatted beside this man, poked him with his finger, and sighed, "Hey, you smell so deadly, I don't want to save you."

"But it's so boring on the mountain."

The little Taoist was troubled for a while, and stood up, "... I'll give you a sip of water, let's see how long you can last..."

The little Taoist picked a big sycamore leaf and folded it into a pair to make a small bucket. He raised his fair face and said with a smile, "Every tree fairy sister and brother, let me have some dew."

Originally there was no wind in the mountains, but after the Taoist said this, the leaves around him all rustled, and water actually fell drop by drop.

The little Taoist swayed to catch the slowly dripping dew, and after a while the dew formed a small puddle in the leaves.

A little yellow bird also flew over with a leaf in its mouth, shook in the sycamore leaves, and dripped a few drops of dew.The little Taoist patted his head, the little bird rubbed him affectionately, and flew away again.

The little Taoist bowed and saluted, "Thank you brothers and sisters."

The little Taoist struggled to turn the dead man over, squeezed his mouth open, and carefully poured the dew into it.

Having nothing to do, the little Taoist picked soft wicker, wove a willow hat, and put it on his head crookedly, and covered the dead man with big sycamore leaves, wrapped him in the leaves, and sprinkled them all over. Bright yellow bitter cauliflower.

The dead man walked from the underworld and returned to the human world. He felt that he had gained a lot of energy and was able to sit up.He looked at the absurd leaves and yellow flowers all over his body, and the carefree young man in the distance, showing a very complicated expression.

"Ah, you finally woke up." The little Taoist jumped over.

The dead man was silent, and when the Taoist priest approached, he suddenly stretched out his iron claws and grabbed the man's front tightly, with a murderous look in his eyes, "Who are you?"

The little Taoist stared wide-eyed like a cat, and after a pause, he snapped back, "Who am I? Who are you? I haven't asked you yet? You came to question me? Do you know who I am?" ? You dare to talk to me like that?"

The man didn't speak, just stared at him, several thoughts flashed through his mind, although this man was a Taoist priest, he might not be a Taoist priest if he dressed like this, was he the one who saved himself just now?Indeed, it was clear that his soul had left his body, but he was pulled back by a strong force?Who is this man?How could there be such a power to bring the dead back to life?Is it a threat?Why did he save himself?

"Then who are you?" The man let go of his hand slowly.

The little Taoist immediately jumped away from him, grabbed the front of his front with both hands, looked at the black and red paw prints with disgust, and said angrily: "Nonsense! Of course it is your savior!"

The little Taoist quickly ran to the water's edge, stripped off his clothes, and jumped into the mountain stream with a plop.

"It's dirty!"

The dead man sat there, more and more sure that the other party was really a spy pretending to be stupid.

The little Taoist jumped into the water, and then he forgot what he was doing, and the cat went to the bottom of the water to touch the fish.He is good at water and can dive underwater for a long time.The dead man got up from the ground and saw that once he was wearing a white Taoist robe, he was scattered on the bank like a snake's slough, and the water on the surface of the blue pool poured down from a high place to stir up white foam, and the fairy boy-like little Taoist priest disappeared. trace.

The dead man looked at the lake for a while, then took the suit away.

The little Taoist was chasing a red carp, and almost ran out of the mountain after chasing, so scared that he immediately swam back, swam back to the original place in one breath, and rushed out from the bottom of the water.

His whole body was dripping wet, his obscene clothes stuck to his body, his green body could be seen at a glance, he hurriedly climbed ashore to get dressed.

After the dead man washed his face by the river, he took the Taoist clothes and walked into the mountains.He managed to escape the pursuit and hid in Zhongnan Mountain, how could he dare to go down the mountain in a short while.As for that stupid Taoist priest, he snorted and looked at the Taoist robe in his hand, let him soak in the water for a while.

The dead man found a large piece of raspberries, the sepals were in the shape of a tray, on which there were clusters of small pearls, each about the size of a thumb, so red that it was almost transparent.As soon as he squatted down to grab one, he heard a roar resounding through the valley, "My clothes!"

Well, full of qi, empty valley still ringing, sad for a long time, it seems that the real qi exploded.

The author has something to say: Coward is just one word~