I don't want to sell rot
Chapter 9 12-13 Meet the parents?
12
The videos of the two continued to become popular, with more than 20 fans, which made Tony so happy that he asked them to put on ambiguous poses and post on Weibo from time to time.
Wang Gefei: "Teacher Tony, you are so troublesome, won't it be enough if I kiss him?"
Tony: "Do you understand? If it's too obvious, you will be sprayed to death. Not to mention Miss Tu Hao, even ordinary fans may not buy it. It's just to be faintly visible, to attract people's imagination, and let everyone see you. I want you to go to bed but you don't even make a boo, this is the highest level."
Wang Gefei rolled his eyes: "Then you still praised those two grandsons two days ago."
Tony: "They're spoofs, and they have a halo of good looks. Do you two have one? Nanjia is fine. With your small eyes, Ah Qing won't dislike you."
Wang Gefei: "...without personal attacks."
Tony: "You have to make sure that as long as they are separated, everyone is a straight man who can handle it; but when they are framed together, pink bubbles will appear. In other words, they don't look gay at all, but they are very suitable. In this way That’s the way to go for a long time.”
Wang Gefei's head was about to grow big, while Nan Jia yawned lazily.
Tony: "Your audience is brain-dead girls. They can be rotten and cute, but they can't accept scheming and deceit. Since you debuted as rotten, please respect your own personality OK? Girls like to be ambiguous, so too Being straightforward and too deliberate will arouse their disgust, you must moisten things in a subtle and silent manner, the invisible is better than the visible, understand?"
The two still looked demented.
"Can't you guys be more professional and cooperative?" Tony was so angry that he had to magnify his moves, "Come on, let me ask you, do you think I'm gay?"
The two hesitated for a moment, then nodded wildly.
"But I'm actually a straight man."
"!!!"
Tony flicked his bangs, "As you know, I used to be a stylist."
Wang Gefei: "!!!!"
Nan Jia: "...we don't know."
However, the two have complained many times that Mr. Tony has his own barber aura.
— not just because of his name.
Tony: "Okay. Then let me tell you, if the stylists in our circle are not so effeminate, they will think they are unprofessional. What's more terrifying is that there will be countless people who misunderstand you. It's not that they misunderstand you, but I think you... are attacking."
Nan Jia suddenly realized, "So you have to disguise yourself as a Shou just to refuse the Shou who went on and on?"
Tony said bitterly, "You don't know how rare it is to meet a Man in the circle! You see, a stylist like me puts so much effort into it, don't you think it's very inspirational and you want to do it too! "
Nan Jia: "...Oh."
Wang Gefei: "...Does Mr. Tony consider buying insurance for Chrysanthemum?"
In any case, the two of them were once again deeply brainwashed by Mr. Tony.
13
In fact, from Nanjia's point of view, the two of them are fully qualified to be shortlisted for the Caoliu Music Festival. If it weren't for the previous two oolongs, they wouldn't be reduced to the rematch.But the point is that this is the first important task for the two of them after they signed the contract. Since the two of them couldn't give the company a satisfactory explanation before, they had to follow Tony's thinking and switch to hype.
The small announcement thrown to the two of them before was also cancelled, and Tony asked the two to prepare for the music festival directly.The fans of the duo's official blog increased at a speed visible to the naked eye.
[Nanyou Jiayu: 30 is 30, and there are only 30 fans left to reach [-]! 】
[Tony: Curve and they are 35. 】
[Brother Wang: Damn, they must have bought fans! 】
[Tony: Do you think you cut the video?Their two songs are not good, but their appearance is still okay.Video forwarding is a little worse than yours. 】
Nan Jia went to watch their video again, and the effect was a bit better than that day. It is probably due to the post-editing of the sound. The most eye-catching thing is the shape of the two of them. The skin is as white and tender as P's. They wore colored contact lenses... But in Nanjia's eyes, the two of them had unshaven bangs and lipstick, and they looked like high school students at their age, with a bit hot eyes.
But thinking about it the other way around, even a straight man like him, who is as tough as he is, has been dragged into pretending to be a gentle scum and selling rotten people. The entertainment industry is really harmful!
He stayed at home without any arrangements for the past few days, and when he was bored, he took out the half-written song and played it again.He and Wang Gefei's original level is average, and the main focus has always been on adaptation.But if you start singing seriously, this is not a long-term solution.Firstly, the two have few connections and money, so the copyright of the original work is a big problem; secondly, they always need some original masterpieces.
When she got excited about writing, Nanjia pushed a pile of miscellaneous books on the coffee table to the ground, and began to play them while sitting on the coffee table.After a while, the property owner knocked on the door, saying that the neighbors began to complain that he was too noisy.
After a messy afternoon like this, I suddenly received a call from a stranger.
"Hello, who is it?"
"Seven o'clock in the evening, box 3, Xiaobeiguo, Seaside City, come here alone."
The other party was a woman's voice, Nan Jia was a little confused, "Who are you? Did you make a typo?"
"Slept my son, are you going to be irresponsible?"
Nanjia: "!"
Before Nanjia could say anything, the other party hung up the phone.
Interrupted by the news of her popularity, Nan Jia almost forgot what happened last night.This is Beauty's mother?How did she know?
After brainstorming the scene where Bingshan Beauty cried to his mother, Nan Jia shuddered violently.
Little North Country.
Nanjia and the woman opposite were facing each other, and a big round table between them was filled with dishes.
He thought to himself, two people, ordering so many dishes, wouldn't this mother ask him to come over and pay the bill?
Even though the beauty's mother is old, she can still see the beauty of her youth. Her facial features are very in line with the standards of classical beauties in that era. She is gentle and plump, and her gestures are like a lady's. Her lips are slightly thin, and she shows a sharp look when she purses them. Seeing Nan Jia's heart trembled.
"Ma'am..." Nan Jia did not dare to move her chopsticks, but said cautiously, "I think you have misunderstood."
"You guys opened a room together last night. Is it true?"
"There's a reason for that, I was in the toilet—"
The other party interrupted him, "One room, one bed, one night, two men, right?"
Nanjia: "That's right, but—"
"This classmate."
"I've already graduated."
"Sir, everyone is an adult, why bother to make useless excuses?" The woman raised her teacup and took a sip slowly, "My son is handsome and rich, and he is worthy of the four 'young talents'." Words, I don't know where you are dissatisfied, so you are eager to get rid of everything?"
"Auntie, what should I say if you keep interrupting me?" Nanjia said helplessly, "It's okay for two big men to sleep in the same bed, you don't need to be so smug—"
"But he likes men."
Nanjia was startled, and immediately said, "But I'm straight!"
"Can I borrow your phone to check it out?"
"Ah?" Nanjia reflexively picked up the desktop phone and handed it over, and then suddenly realized something——
The desktop of his mobile phone is the sneak photo of the beauty he saw on Weibo that day! !He liked it so much that he turned it into a desktop for a while.
At this point, Nanjia was completely shocked. Who is the other party who even knows his mobile phone desktop? !
"You don't have to look at me like this. In fact, if he wasn't interested in you, I wouldn't have investigated so carefully."
Interested in him?Nanjia has been dazzled by this series of news, why is there so much information?The beauty questioned him that day with a displeased face, and she didn't seem to be interested in him, did she?
Then he saw the woman on the opposite side, and took out...a thick wad of money from her bag.
When Nanjia saw this scene, the boulder hanging in her heart miraculously fell down.He thought to himself, it was worth it, his life was complete.
The author has something to say: Guess what Ma Ma wants to say?
The videos of the two continued to become popular, with more than 20 fans, which made Tony so happy that he asked them to put on ambiguous poses and post on Weibo from time to time.
Wang Gefei: "Teacher Tony, you are so troublesome, won't it be enough if I kiss him?"
Tony: "Do you understand? If it's too obvious, you will be sprayed to death. Not to mention Miss Tu Hao, even ordinary fans may not buy it. It's just to be faintly visible, to attract people's imagination, and let everyone see you. I want you to go to bed but you don't even make a boo, this is the highest level."
Wang Gefei rolled his eyes: "Then you still praised those two grandsons two days ago."
Tony: "They're spoofs, and they have a halo of good looks. Do you two have one? Nanjia is fine. With your small eyes, Ah Qing won't dislike you."
Wang Gefei: "...without personal attacks."
Tony: "You have to make sure that as long as they are separated, everyone is a straight man who can handle it; but when they are framed together, pink bubbles will appear. In other words, they don't look gay at all, but they are very suitable. In this way That’s the way to go for a long time.”
Wang Gefei's head was about to grow big, while Nan Jia yawned lazily.
Tony: "Your audience is brain-dead girls. They can be rotten and cute, but they can't accept scheming and deceit. Since you debuted as rotten, please respect your own personality OK? Girls like to be ambiguous, so too Being straightforward and too deliberate will arouse their disgust, you must moisten things in a subtle and silent manner, the invisible is better than the visible, understand?"
The two still looked demented.
"Can't you guys be more professional and cooperative?" Tony was so angry that he had to magnify his moves, "Come on, let me ask you, do you think I'm gay?"
The two hesitated for a moment, then nodded wildly.
"But I'm actually a straight man."
"!!!"
Tony flicked his bangs, "As you know, I used to be a stylist."
Wang Gefei: "!!!!"
Nan Jia: "...we don't know."
However, the two have complained many times that Mr. Tony has his own barber aura.
— not just because of his name.
Tony: "Okay. Then let me tell you, if the stylists in our circle are not so effeminate, they will think they are unprofessional. What's more terrifying is that there will be countless people who misunderstand you. It's not that they misunderstand you, but I think you... are attacking."
Nan Jia suddenly realized, "So you have to disguise yourself as a Shou just to refuse the Shou who went on and on?"
Tony said bitterly, "You don't know how rare it is to meet a Man in the circle! You see, a stylist like me puts so much effort into it, don't you think it's very inspirational and you want to do it too! "
Nan Jia: "...Oh."
Wang Gefei: "...Does Mr. Tony consider buying insurance for Chrysanthemum?"
In any case, the two of them were once again deeply brainwashed by Mr. Tony.
13
In fact, from Nanjia's point of view, the two of them are fully qualified to be shortlisted for the Caoliu Music Festival. If it weren't for the previous two oolongs, they wouldn't be reduced to the rematch.But the point is that this is the first important task for the two of them after they signed the contract. Since the two of them couldn't give the company a satisfactory explanation before, they had to follow Tony's thinking and switch to hype.
The small announcement thrown to the two of them before was also cancelled, and Tony asked the two to prepare for the music festival directly.The fans of the duo's official blog increased at a speed visible to the naked eye.
[Nanyou Jiayu: 30 is 30, and there are only 30 fans left to reach [-]! 】
[Tony: Curve and they are 35. 】
[Brother Wang: Damn, they must have bought fans! 】
[Tony: Do you think you cut the video?Their two songs are not good, but their appearance is still okay.Video forwarding is a little worse than yours. 】
Nan Jia went to watch their video again, and the effect was a bit better than that day. It is probably due to the post-editing of the sound. The most eye-catching thing is the shape of the two of them. The skin is as white and tender as P's. They wore colored contact lenses... But in Nanjia's eyes, the two of them had unshaven bangs and lipstick, and they looked like high school students at their age, with a bit hot eyes.
But thinking about it the other way around, even a straight man like him, who is as tough as he is, has been dragged into pretending to be a gentle scum and selling rotten people. The entertainment industry is really harmful!
He stayed at home without any arrangements for the past few days, and when he was bored, he took out the half-written song and played it again.He and Wang Gefei's original level is average, and the main focus has always been on adaptation.But if you start singing seriously, this is not a long-term solution.Firstly, the two have few connections and money, so the copyright of the original work is a big problem; secondly, they always need some original masterpieces.
When she got excited about writing, Nanjia pushed a pile of miscellaneous books on the coffee table to the ground, and began to play them while sitting on the coffee table.After a while, the property owner knocked on the door, saying that the neighbors began to complain that he was too noisy.
After a messy afternoon like this, I suddenly received a call from a stranger.
"Hello, who is it?"
"Seven o'clock in the evening, box 3, Xiaobeiguo, Seaside City, come here alone."
The other party was a woman's voice, Nan Jia was a little confused, "Who are you? Did you make a typo?"
"Slept my son, are you going to be irresponsible?"
Nanjia: "!"
Before Nanjia could say anything, the other party hung up the phone.
Interrupted by the news of her popularity, Nan Jia almost forgot what happened last night.This is Beauty's mother?How did she know?
After brainstorming the scene where Bingshan Beauty cried to his mother, Nan Jia shuddered violently.
Little North Country.
Nanjia and the woman opposite were facing each other, and a big round table between them was filled with dishes.
He thought to himself, two people, ordering so many dishes, wouldn't this mother ask him to come over and pay the bill?
Even though the beauty's mother is old, she can still see the beauty of her youth. Her facial features are very in line with the standards of classical beauties in that era. She is gentle and plump, and her gestures are like a lady's. Her lips are slightly thin, and she shows a sharp look when she purses them. Seeing Nan Jia's heart trembled.
"Ma'am..." Nan Jia did not dare to move her chopsticks, but said cautiously, "I think you have misunderstood."
"You guys opened a room together last night. Is it true?"
"There's a reason for that, I was in the toilet—"
The other party interrupted him, "One room, one bed, one night, two men, right?"
Nanjia: "That's right, but—"
"This classmate."
"I've already graduated."
"Sir, everyone is an adult, why bother to make useless excuses?" The woman raised her teacup and took a sip slowly, "My son is handsome and rich, and he is worthy of the four 'young talents'." Words, I don't know where you are dissatisfied, so you are eager to get rid of everything?"
"Auntie, what should I say if you keep interrupting me?" Nanjia said helplessly, "It's okay for two big men to sleep in the same bed, you don't need to be so smug—"
"But he likes men."
Nanjia was startled, and immediately said, "But I'm straight!"
"Can I borrow your phone to check it out?"
"Ah?" Nanjia reflexively picked up the desktop phone and handed it over, and then suddenly realized something——
The desktop of his mobile phone is the sneak photo of the beauty he saw on Weibo that day! !He liked it so much that he turned it into a desktop for a while.
At this point, Nanjia was completely shocked. Who is the other party who even knows his mobile phone desktop? !
"You don't have to look at me like this. In fact, if he wasn't interested in you, I wouldn't have investigated so carefully."
Interested in him?Nanjia has been dazzled by this series of news, why is there so much information?The beauty questioned him that day with a displeased face, and she didn't seem to be interested in him, did she?
Then he saw the woman on the opposite side, and took out...a thick wad of money from her bag.
When Nanjia saw this scene, the boulder hanging in her heart miraculously fell down.He thought to himself, it was worth it, his life was complete.
The author has something to say: Guess what Ma Ma wants to say?
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