I don't want to sell rot

"This is the CP character design I researched for you, memorize it for me." Tony raised his little finger and patted the piece of paper in front of the duo members.

[Nanjia (Gong)]: 185cm, cleanliness obsessive, aloof, academic master, likes white, likes sports but doesn't like sweating, good at golf, archery.

【Wang Gefei (Shou)】: 178cm, cute.

Nan Jia: "...I seem to be only 179cm."

Wang Gefei: "Why did he gain 6 centimeters and I only gained 2 centimeters? And my character design is so simple? His word count is twice as much as mine! We are a group, you do it like this, it's not good. "

Nan Jia: "Because I'm the captain and lead singer, and I'm more handsome than you."

Wang Gefei: "Aren't the eyes bigger than mine? How handsome!"

Nan Jia: "Ordinary people's eyes are bigger than yours. My handsomeness is set off by your ugliness."

Wang Gefei choked, and continued to spray, "But do you have a cleanliness freak? There are piles of socks in the room. Xueba? Have you ever passed math after junior high school..."

Tony interrupted them: "So you guys have no problem with Gongshou, right?"

Nanjia & Wang Gefei: "What does Gongshou mean?"

Tony: "...passed."

Wang Gefei: "Oh, it's okay to be tall and short, it's fine."

Nanjia: "What does it mean to be attacked?"

Then Nanjia and Tony looked at Wang Gefei meaningfully, who actually knew everything.

Wang Gefei: "...I rely on you to betray me?"

Nan Jia: "...Teacher Tony, do you misunderstand the relationship between the two of us..."

Tony: "Misunderstood the wool. You two rough men—"

Nan Jia: "No, no, we really don't fuck men."

Tony: "Shut up, I mean you two are a typical example of straight male cancer, you won't bend whoever bends. But so what? This Caoliu Music Festival has countless gatherings of music bigwigs and it will be broadcast live on the whole network. You just have to Gain a little opportunity to be exposed and impress others, and you will be able to boom—be popular!"

Nan Jia also wanted to struggle before dying: "There are other ways to make an impression..."

"But you haven't even got the quota for the band performance!" He almost screamed, and continued to pat the table with his little finger up, "Wang Gefei's guitar broke in the first trial, and your cold broke the sound in the second trial." , As a result, you are still pending! To be determined! You are really the worst class I have led!"

Nan Jia: "...Aren't we the first class?"

Tony pretended nothing happened, and continued to poke at the table to hate iron and steel: "Now the only thing that can let you pass is the sponsor recommendation! Do you know what this concept is? I won't send you to the boss Your bed is already treating you very well!"

Nan Jia: "...then they must like ours."

Wang Gefei nodded wildly.

Tony didn't bother to talk to them, "The boss of our sponsor, Tuhao Group, is a sister-controller, and his sister is a rotten girl. Every day on Weibo, he reposts jokes and even produces his own food... Okay, listen up. Don’t worry if you don’t understand, all in all, the route I planned for you is to sell rot, and then capture the heart of his sister, so as to save the country with curves, and pull you out of the waiting seats!”

Nan Jia: "This curve is a bit too curved."

Tony: "I'm afraid you have forgotten the Curve band."

Nan Jia: "What's wrong with those grandchildren? Didn't they get picked by us in the second knockout round? Hahahaha, the out-of-tune lead singer doesn't even have the qualification to be determined—"

Tony: "I'm sorry, others have also returned to the waiting area."

Nan Jia: "????"

Tony: "Someone received a micro-advertisement two days ago. Ququ and Xianxian made a boo, and it became a hot search. Well, that advertisement was for the Tuhao Group. It is said that it won the heart of his sister."

Nanjia: "..."

Wang Gefei raised his hand: "But Teacher Tony, I... I have a girlfriend. I'm very straight, really, Nan Jia and I are still suitable to be... partners."

Nan Jia looked at him quietly.

Wang Gefei: "Don't look at me like this~ My face will turn into a red apple~"

Nan Jia: "Where is it straight!! You can see that he is about to overflow with gay gas!! Pink!!"

Wang Gefei: "...Mr. Tony, do you think this is okay?"

Tony: "...No, it's too f*cking crazy."

Wang Gefei: "That can't be helped."

Nan Jia: "Let's just give up."

Wang Gefei: "I'd better go home and sell insurance. Selling insurance is much easier than selling corruption."

Nan Jia: "I'd better go home and take the civil servant exam. It's much easier to take the civil servant exam than to torture my conscience."

Tony: "Then it's settled. Ge Fei, you should stop being cute, it's too easy to pass through, and be a funny comparison. Your CP is high-cold attack x funny comparison, go back tonight and practice hard, and tomorrow we will shoot a film."

Nan Jia: "...I always feel that the 'practice' you mentioned is not what I thought it would be."

Tony: "Yes, no."

Nan Jia: "So how do you practice this!"

Wang Gefei patted him on the shoulder with a look of lovelessness, "How about I apply to Ah Qing to sleep with you tonight?" Ah Qing is his girlfriend.

Nan Jia: "Does she like green colors?"

Wang Gefei: "...She is also a rotten girl, YY we have been together for a long time."

Nan Jia patted him on the shoulder back, and said sadly, "My condolences. But I refuse."

Tony: "Young people~ Do you know that there is a saying, 'homophobia is closet'?"

Nan Jia: "I only know that Wang Gefei snores really loudly at night. He used to be so noisy next to me that I couldn't sleep."

Wang Gefei: "Okay, then I'll go to Ah Qing for some material, as a pre-practice for entering the showbiz."

Tony patted him on the shoulder in relief, then raised his eyebrows and looked at Nanjia, "What about you?"

"let me think again."

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