soul collector

In another July, all the major variety shows were launched in the prime time of the summer vacation. Weibo was full of official announcements, almost all kinds of live show reality shows, old routines and new ways of playing, not top-notch fun, but enough to kill the past A hot summer vacation.

At first, all of this was ordinary, until one day, when everyone opened their eyes, they were suddenly swiped by a food reality show called "Taste of the Stars".

The shocking point is that two names suddenly appeared in the official lineup of guests.

Jiang Qiao, Tang Xiu.

In this crazy world, the most serious and dignified director suddenly got into the gourmet variety show, and the "outdated" stars who had retired from the world also attended.

"I just told you, don't be idle and have nothing to do to tease fans and friends." Tang Xiu watched the hot topics popping up one by one, sighed, and glared at Jiang Qiao beside him, "The new show is not Have you filmed? If you insist on participating in these messy things, you still have to bring me along."

Jiang Qiao smiled every day, "I have been secretly practicing cooking for more than two months, this time I must show you Chef Jiang who is improving by leaps and bounds."

"Chef Jiang?" Tang Xiu's face darkened, recalling the smell of smell that couldn't be covered by all kinds of perfumes at home after returning home last night, he didn't want to say anything more.

In the evening, when Tang Xiu went downstairs to buy yogurt for a walk, a young white-collar worker in an A-line skirt came across from the neighborhood. Tang Xiu saw that she looked familiar, and she was from the same building, so he smiled politely at her.

Unexpectedly, the girl suddenly shy after smiling back at him, "That..."

Tang Xiu stopped, "?"

"We are in the same building."

Tang Xiu smiled, "I know."

The little girl took out her mobile phone from her bag, a little excited, "I saw the official announcement, so what, what..."

Tang Xiu, "Huh?"

"You and Jiang Qiao! Come on! Be good!" The little girl herself blushed, turned around and stepped on the high-heeled line, and was about to leave. After taking two steps, she summoned up her courage and turned around. I can only silently like it in my heart and don't dare to disturb, you two are really good! Come on!"

Tang Xiu, "..."

Until the little umbrella skirt was put into the building, Tang Xiu felt very dazed.

If he remembered correctly, the girl in his impression was an elite office worker, professional and capable, what happened to her sudden shyness?

too weird.

Tang Xiu took two steps and felt it was still weird, silently took out the mask that he hadn't used for a long time but always carried with him from his pocket.

He didn't think much of it when Jiang Qiao talked to him about it last week, but after thinking about it carefully, maybe for the fans, this is a comeback, right?

Not surprisingly, the little girl in the convenience store who has been trying to treat him as an ordinary customer is also smiling very sweetly today. The smile of "I understand" made the old ancestor feel cold.He silently threw the yogurt into the bag and pulled the mask up again.

Everyone was about to walk out of the convenience store, but the little girl suddenly added another sentence behind her back.

"Mr. Tang went back and told Director Jiang that the ice cream he wants to eat will be available tomorrow."

Tang Xiu felt that someone had shot him in the heart, he turned his head stiffly, nodded and smiled stiffly.

As soon as Tang Xiu came home, Jiang Qiao happened to be carrying a plate of dug watermelon balls and put them on the coffee table in the living room. When he looked back, he was startled, "Why are you wearing a mask on a hot day?"

Tang Xiu didn't say a word, and silently took off his mask, his eyes were very unfriendly.

"What... what's wrong?" Jiang Qiao inexplicably felt a chill in his heart, and seemed to have guessed something in his mind, "Isn't it, respected fans and friends, did you act so fast, and returned to the role so quickly?"

The old ancestor walked to the sofa and sat down, expressionlessly said: "Is it too late to cancel this show now?"

"This...may not be a big deal." Jiang Qiao chose his words carefully, "The official announcement has been released, the contract has been signed, and most importantly, fans and friends have already accepted it."

"..." Tang Xiu looked at Jiang Qiao, feeling deep helplessness deep in his heart.

"Aww?" Xiao Xiaoxiu rushed out of the bedroom suddenly, crashed into the arms of the ancestor like a big hairy pig, and bared his teeth at Jiangqiao.

"You pig, I'm doing it for your master's sake, don't you understand?" Jiang Qiao pressed the dog's head angrily.

"For my good?"

"That's right." Jiang Qiao twitched his neck, "To give you a better life and let the whole world witness this best life."

Tang Xiu sneered, and his eyes fell on the piece of steak that was melting on the counter not far away, "Just that piece of steak, fry it to the level of 100 yuan tonight, and I will never question you again."

Jiang Qiao gulped, and nodded with a guilty conscience, "You said it."

"I said."

"Then you just wait and eat."

Half an hour later, Tang Xiu, who was checking Weibo in the bedroom, suddenly heard a sizzling in the kitchen through the door of the room, followed by the sound of some metal utensil falling on the floor. He hesitated for a moment, and went down silently. , I heard Jiang Qiao yelling outside.

"Don't come out! I'm fine!"

"..."

"Small accident, it will be over soon, and you will stabilize your mentality!"

Tang Xiu thought to himself, I was willing to be with you back then, and that's why I stabilized my mentality.He pursed his lips and went back to sitting on the bed, picked up the hot topic he was watching and continued watching.

This topic is called "Jiangqiao Tangxiu", which is different from those short-lived topics on the hot search list. It seems to be a long-term topic.Followers check in day after day and year after year to post, good morning and good night, but it is easy not to be on the top of the hot search.Once it is on the hot search, it must be that Tang Xiu and Jiang Qiao are going to make some big news recently.

At this moment, the homepage of the topic is full of new posts that have just been posted, and everyone is wildly guessing what this blatant same-frame variety show means.

——@waiting for Tang Zong to break ground: This is not just the official announcement of the variety show, is it also the official announcement of the CP?

——@奶茶加点kun: I think it is, food variety shows are not compatible with Jiang Qiao, and they dragged Tang Xiu in a forced show, I think it is reliable.

——@薇家小静: My brain can’t think so much, I only know ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…

Tang Xiu couldn't help but let out a long sigh as he watched.

Fans and friends were thinking too much. In fact, that guy Jiang Qiao was bored from practicing cooking every day, so he insisted on making others show off.I don't even think about how much strength I have, I'm afraid it will be embarrassing if I really appear on the show after a while.

What will the fans say then?

Didn't wait for sugar, but a smell of paste across the screen?

Thinking about it, Tang Xiu felt anxious, and was thinking about how to stop all of this, when there was another bang in the kitchen.

"..."

Can this day be better?

"I said, Jiang Qiao..." The ancestor opened the door and was stunned by the scene before him.

The spacious and spacious living room is full of smoke, which smells like it can choke people's throats and eyes. All the pans in the house are displayed, except for the one on the stove, and the rest are all stuck to the bottom of the pan. It kicked out from the dark, and there were piles of kitchen paper stained with black oil...

The smell of paste in the air is so strong that it makes the tip of the tongue bitter.

Tang Xiu felt that his head was going to explode all of a sudden, he managed to hold his mind and walked two steps towards the hardest hit area, and said slowly, "I said..." He glanced at the pot on the stove, the steak inside was already mushy No, there is even a black crust on the surface.

Tang Xiu swallowed back what he was going to ask, and didn't want to be tactful anymore, and said, "You were sent by the Foreign Secret Service to blow up the building, right?"

Jiang Qiao's apron was already stained with oil, and he sighed, "I told you not to come out, don't come out, I'll call you later, I'm sure you'll get a nice steak, isn't it over?"

Tang Xiu raised his eyebrows, "Is it my fault?"

Xiao Xiaoxiu barked as he stood by the balcony.

Jiang Qiao's fiery eyes followed closely, and he threatened with a spatula, "Stupid dog, let me tell you that if you continue to act like a bully, the next piece of meat will be yours."

"Are you talking to me?" The old ancestor's voice became even more displeased.

Jiang Qiao took back the shovel and gave up directly. He smiled and pushed Tang Xiu back to the bedroom, "Baby, you can rest in the room, and you will be able to eat steak later, I swear!"

"Swear on what?"

"The life of that stupid dog!"

"..."

Tang Xiu was silent for a while and finally couldn't stand it any longer. He walked to the balcony and opened the sliding door, letting the oily smoke like a fire in the room escape quickly.Went to the kitchen and stuffed those pots into the dishwasher, poured out another piece of meat that was wasted at the bottom of the pot, and pulled the last steak from the refrigerator.

Jiang Qiao felt the temperature on his face start to rise sharply, and waved his hands quickly, "Oh, no, no, I can do it, you can leave it to me." Putting the meat on the chopping board, he raised his eyes and killed him.

"I want to ask you. Are you serious about participating in this show, aren't you joking with me?"

Jiang Qiao swallowed, "Seriously... ah..."

"Which dish do you take?"

"take……"

"steak?"

"No... maybe, maybe two dishes..."

The old ancestor sneered, "I strongly doubt it."

Jiang Qiao stood on the spot and struggled for a while, then sighed and rubbed his face, "Every time I feel that I haven't cooked well, how difficult it is to cook, just follow the recipe and it will be fine. But every time there is an accident, either this is messed up or that is messed up..."

Tang Xiu interrupted him, "Is there really no way to push the show?"

Jiang Qiao felt guilty, "The official announcement has come out, what else can I do..."

Tang Xiu examined him for a long time, finally sighed, washed his hands and went back to pick up his phone, and looked at the official announcement poster of the program group again.

The guests were divided into two groups, the cooking group and the tasting group. Jiang Qiao was in the cooking group, and Tang Xiu was in the tasting group.

Seeing Tang Xiu's thoughtful expression, Jiang Qiao felt a little wrong, "Baby, you don't mean to..."

Tang Xiu looked up at him calmly, "Do we have any other options?"

"But the live broadcast is going to be the day after tomorrow, it's a bit rushed to revise the official announcement now..."

"I won't change it, let's leave it at that." Tang Xiu sighed, "I've really convinced you, go sit in your room, I'll make dinner today. I haven't really cooked for a long time, my hands are raw, just in time to practice .”