flowers eat their brains

"No, no. How is it possible, I just woke up." Liu Yibao explained in a panic, beads of sweat oozing from his forehead.

"Then these shoes..." Li Shu pointed to the red high-heeled shoes that Xiao Xiaoli took off last night, and now everyone can see that he is a big man living alone, so he can't buy a pair of high-heeled shoes to play with, let alone even if he has that hobby , His feet are so big, he can't fit them in at all.

"This is my sister's. She came to see me two days ago and forgot to wear it when she left..."

"Who forgets to wear shoes while walking?" Lu Minghao squeezed out of the crowd without any explanation, and entered the room in three steps at a time. He saw the living room at a glance, saw no one, and pushed Liu Yibao into the bedroom.The other side of the bedroom was connected to the balcony. He tiptoed to look, and saw a long-haired figure hurriedly slipping away from the narrow street downstairs.

Naturally, there was no need for him to say anything, the others also guessed what Liu Yibao had done in a suave manner before, and contemptuous expressions appeared on their faces, Liu Yibao was also extremely embarrassed, blushing with shame.But You Jiajia was beyond everyone's surprise. As if she didn't know what happened, she jumped to Liu Yibao's side happily, and happily burrowed into his arms: "You haven't answered after calling for a long time. I'm so worried. Now look at you It's fine, it's great."

Liu Yibao forced a smile in front of the photographer's camera.

You Jiajia went on to say: "When did your sister come? Why did you forget the shoes? I'll send them to her some other day. We've started dating. I should come and say hello."

"Oh...Okay." Liu Yibao perfunctory, didn't know whether to thank You Jiajia for being big-hearted or angry at her for being too stupid.

"Have you had breakfast? Let's have morning tea."

"No, no, I'm going to take a shower. Sit whatever you want and wait for me for 5 minutes." Due to his guilty conscience, Liu Yibao quickly got rid of You Jiajia, walked sideways into the bathroom which was less than two square meters, turned on the faucet and took a cold shower.

During the waiting time, some people were standing in the living room, and some were squeezed outside the door. The atmosphere was a bit stuffy, and the camera was still whirring, making people almost breathless.

Lu Minghao started to find fault with Li Shu: "Why didn't you point it out directly, Liu Yibao must have done something shameless!" He couldn't complain that You Jiajia's IQ had no lower limit, so he had to point the finger at Li Shu.

Li Shu was looking at the traces of the water leak on the ceiling. Hearing Lu Minghao's voice, he couldn't help turning his head to look at him, and then rolled his eyes as usual, meaning that I am too lazy to care about creatures with low IQ like you.

Lu Minghao smacked his lips involuntarily, and after being stared at by Wen Jingjing, he realized that his eccentricity had still failed to be corrected, so he had to pretend to have a sore throat, coughed twice, and then diverted his attention, intentionally provoking Li Shu: "What's so good about the ceiling, have you ever seen a leaky ceiling, young master!"

Ever since fans started to give them CP, Wen Jingjing no longer stopped Lu Minghao's childish behavior, but began to encourage him intentionally or unintentionally, so that he intensified.

Li Shu gave him a deep look, with a look of pity for a poor creature.Probably annoyed by Lu Minghao, he finally said, "I was thinking that there is really enough water here."

The ceiling is only wet and leaking all year round, and there is a large black and moldy trace, but these days the weather is fine, and it has dried up there long ago.Lu Minghao was completely baffled, and an unknown fire surged up in his heart, "Where is there still water? I've been looking at it for a long time, and I think you have really good eyesight!"

Li Shu said: "If you don't believe me, shake your head and listen for the sound of water."

Of course Lu Minghao would not fall for the trick, and immediately shook his head to prove Li Shu's lie: "It's strange, there is no sound of water at all!"

Li Shu burst out laughing: "This is strange, your head is obviously flooded!"

Only then did Lu Minghao realize that he was so angry that he almost jumped up. Just as he was about to launch a counterattack, Liu Yibao came out after taking a shower and changing into a formal black suit and white shirt.

"I'm ready to go." He patted his distended belly with his hand.Xu Shi thought about the stakes and returned to his usual appearance.

"Let's go." Li Shu didn't give Lu Minghao the slightest chance to turn defeat into victory, so Shi Shiran turned and walked out the door.

Lu Minghao suffered a lot, and his whole face was twisted together in an ugly way.Today is sunny and the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, but he has a feeling that he will not be happy for a day.After everyone went out, he deliberately stood alone behind the camera, covered his mouth, and smacked his lips vigorously, only then did he feel a little more at ease.

Today they went with Liu Yibao to City G, which is [-] kilometers away from City A. It usually takes two to three hours to get there from the highway. However, City G is holding an aerospace model exhibition these two days. This caused the expressway to be congested, stop and go, and nearly two hours later, they were still trapped in the boundary of City A.

The sun was gradually rising, scorching the ground viciously, and layers of heat were rising from places that were rarely shaded by trees, making the already hot weather even more irritating.You Jiajia drove a BMW X1. The advantage of this car is that it has a large space, which can accommodate two staff members other than her and Liu Yibao and a lot of equipment, so that they can record Liu Yibao's behavior throughout.The other members of the program group were placed in several commercial vehicles that followed.A group of people is particularly eye-catching on the congested highway.

Liu Yibao complained to You Jiajia: "I'm here to discuss business. You drive an outdated X1, so no one should look down on me. What about your Porsche, why didn't you drive it?"

"The nanny is driving to buy groceries." You Jiajia said lightly, and adjusted the sunglasses on her face.

"What, grocery shopping? Is it more important to buy vegetables or to talk about business!" Liu Yibao couldn't believe it, rich people can do all kinds of stupid things.

Maybe it was because the weather was getting hotter, or maybe he was wearing a suit shirt and a tie. He was not in a good mood, so he tore off the tie with his hands, but he still felt irritable.At this time, Suzuki in the left lane changed lanes and cut in front of them. Liu Yibao stomped his feet angrily on the spot: "Do you know how to drive? Let a Japanese car overtake you, even if you have a luxury car, Suzuki, don't you want to lose face?" !"

The driver is Yu Jiajia.You Jiajia was not angry, instead she took out a bottle of water from the mini refrigerator under the seat and handed it to Liu Yibao: "Are you thirsty? Drink some water to relieve the heat."

Without saying a word, Liu Yibao drank all the water. Beads of sweat immediately ooze from his fat forehead. He is fat and naturally not resistant to heat, so he simply turned down the air conditioner twice. A fresh graduate sitting in the back The staff member muttered in a low voice: "Don't, I'm afraid of the cold."

The little girl looked about 24 and [-], wearing a short-sleeved suit, shorts, and bare legs. Liu Yibao didn't want to see her, and gave her a look: "If you're afraid of the cold, wear more."

While talking, another Nissan car changed lanes and came out from the side, almost saying goodbye to their X1.Liu Yibao couldn't stand it anymore: "Such a classic car can be driven like a tractor by you. Did you get a driver's license from Lanxiang Technical School? Forget it, let me do it, you women are indeed street killers!"

You Jiajia politely did not refute him, parked the car in the temporary parking lane, and gave up the driver's seat to Liu Yibao.Liu Yibao was eager to try, but couldn't hold back the excitement in his eyes.He got his driver's license in college, but he couldn't afford a car. He always felt that he was dragged down by his lack of money. None of the classmates who took the driver's license test together can be as good as him.

Sitting in the driver's seat, Liu Yibao touched the steering wheel fondly, and then touched the other instrument parts, he liked it so much.After getting his driver's license, his goal is X1, and he will only be a senior at that time. X1 perfectly interprets his understanding of successful people in society. The most important thing is that X1 has an awesome Chinese name, BMW, don't touch me, It's called that all over the Internet, what an air!

Seeing them stop, the commercial vehicles behind had to stop too, but how could so many cars be parked at the same time on the expressway, Wen Jingjing called a small assistant over and urged Liu Yibao to drive quickly.

Liu Yibao had no choice but to shift gears, step on the accelerator, and set off on the road cautiously.

The time when he drove the most was probably when he took his driver's license test. Since then, he hasn't touched a car very much. He occasionally borrows the company's car to drive. It is also in the urban area and he has never been on the expressway. What's more, the expressway is so crowded today. It's hard not to have an accident.

Yu Jiajia, who was sitting in the co-pilot, watched him staring at the front tensely. When the vehicle on the left overtook him, he frantically turned the steering wheel. Unexpectedly, the minibus on the right front suddenly slowed down, and he turned the accelerator pedal by mistake. When the brakes were applied, he hit it head-on.

Fortunately, the speed was not fast, and he was not injured, but Yu Jiajia's co-pilot was close to the impact point, and his head hit a big bump on the window.

On their side, only the headlights were broken, and half of the bumper fell off. There was no major problem, but the minibus bus was in a mess. The passengers of this tourist bus were all middle-aged and elderly people. One of them had his forehead hit the bracket in the front row, and the blood quickly flowed to his eyes.

"It's terrible! It's going to kill someone!" The old people yelled in surprise, chattering.

The tour guide came down to argue with Liu Yibao, and then several capable old men came over, dragging Liu Yibao to demand compensation.Liu Yibao's face turned pale with fright.Fortunately, the personnel from the program team arrived immediately, separating Liu Yibao from the old people, and mediating in between.

As a result, the highway was even more congested, and the drivers behind were honking their horns desperately, and some even opened their windows and cursed.You Jiajia called the insurance company, and an old man rushed over, grabbed her cell phone and dropped it: "If you want to call, call the police! I want you to get your driver's license. The ones you took are not mine. They deliberately bully us old people." Can't get dazzled!"

This stalemate lasted for nearly two hours, and the sun became more and more fierce. Seeing that it was lunch time, if they didn't go on the road, they would miss the meeting time at [-] o'clock in the afternoon.

Liu Yibao, who hadn't eaten and had a dry mouth, was surrounded by the staff on the side of the road. He was so frightened that he regained his courage. He quickly figured out the situation. These old guys were so angry that they were just asking for money. .Money is such a thing, Yu Jiajia still has little.At that moment, he called Yu Jiajia, and after a few words of explanation, he got into Wen Jingjing's business car and hurried to G City.